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No_U_L7
07/09/23 12:49:19 AM
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Part of being a pick up artist is having a solution to 98% of problems that might arise

Sometimes when I take a girl home, she wants a drinkand I have to make sure I have my bases covered. Unfortunately theres a large percentage of girls who will only drink wine. This might be rare but its common enough I have to be prepared for it. So I make sure to always have 2 bottles at home, one white and one red

Used up my bottle of white on a date 3 months ago and just used up my bottle of red this week

It was a buy one get one bottle free sale so I got 2 bottles

Side/background note: Im Asian and like many Asian people I cant process alcohol well. Wine is the one type of alcohol that will really fuck me up and in a way I cant recover from without sleeping it off

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samsungsalt
07/09/23 12:50:24 AM
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What makes you think a girl would want wine in a luxury condo? champagne seems more classy, no?

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pretzelcoatl
07/09/23 12:50:50 AM
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Wait, does race have an effect on ability to process alcohol? TIL.
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Godshammer666
07/09/23 12:52:32 AM
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$20 isnt bad for 2 bottles of wine though

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No_U_L7
07/09/23 12:54:42 AM
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samsungsalt posted...
What makes you think a girl would want wine in a luxury condo? champagne seems more classy, no?


Think Ive only ever met 1 girl that said all I drink is champagne. That falls out of the 2%

pretzelcoatl posted...
Wait, does race have an effect on ability to process alcohol? TIL.


Yes it does

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SiO4
07/11/23 12:37:54 PM
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mobilebloechel posted...
Cheers! Can never go wrong with wine, good call TC!


There are some boring and down right crappy wines.

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Spurner
07/11/23 12:39:36 PM
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20 bucks?

Drinking Boones Farm in your luxury condo?
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mystic_belmont
07/11/23 12:40:14 PM
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Pick Up Artist?

Hahahaha.

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1337toothbrush
07/11/23 12:49:16 PM
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He's called a pick up artist because when the woman meets him, she picks up and leaves.

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SiO4
07/11/23 12:54:16 PM
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Spurner posted...
20 bucks?

Drinking Boones Farm in your luxury condo?


Rare leaked image of TC at his estate.

https://imgur.com/qlajA6p

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Giant_Aspirin
07/11/23 12:54:48 PM
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"luxury" not found in OP, TC is slippin

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Spurner
07/11/23 12:55:10 PM
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SiO4 posted...
Rare leaked image of TC at his estate.

https://imgur.com/qlajA6p

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deoxxys
07/11/23 12:58:15 PM
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20 bucks for two bottles of wine? That means you spent $10 a bottle, I'm poor and I know that's cheap as fuck wine.

I wouldnt be acting like thats a lot

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UndefeatedGOAT
07/11/23 1:00:43 PM
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I dont feel like any person would refer to themselves as a pickup artist
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Paragon21XX
07/11/23 1:01:46 PM
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pretzelcoatl posted...
Wait, does race have an effect on ability to process alcohol? TIL.
Yes, some Asians have a difficult time metabolizing alcohol due to the lack of an important enzyme (immediately identified by their face becoming flushed while drinking).

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SiO4
07/11/23 1:03:15 PM
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deoxxys posted...
20 bucks for two bottles of wine? That means you spent $10 a bottle, I'm poor and I know that's cheap as fuck wine.

I wouldnt be acting like thats a lot


All joking aside, Yes, 10 is a bit inexpensive, but there are plenty of good wins under $15. ~Plenty.

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deoxxys
07/11/23 1:04:14 PM
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SiO4 posted...
All joking aside, Yes, 10 is a bit inexpensive, but there are plenty of good wins under $15. ~Plenty.
Well don't keep the secrets, let us know.

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TheGoldenEel
07/11/23 1:05:55 PM
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pretzelcoatl posted...
Wait, does race have an effect on ability to process alcohol? TIL.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_flush_reaction#Genetics

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shironinja
07/11/23 1:06:43 PM
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wine lasts a long time so I suggest to have more than two bottles on hand. Usually the type of wine they prefer is sweet or wet.. even though you wont drink it try get a taste of it before, swirl it up and spit it out. This way you can sound convincing if you have to sell them on it later. Vodka.. gin.. a luxury condo has ample space for storing alcohol you yourself have no interest in drinking.

a bottle of Veuve Clicquot or something isnt outlandish too but only if you manage to bring home a 9 or 10.

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ssk9716757
07/11/23 1:09:12 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Part of being a pick up artist is having a solution to 98% of problems that might arise

why do I click on your topics

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shironinja
07/11/23 1:09:19 PM
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keep the expensive stuff out of sight of random trollops.

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Samurai_Man
07/11/23 1:10:20 PM
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TC is definitely not a pickup artist lol

Your schtick is so old... How's your 'luxury apartment' doing?

Also FYI, you aren't impressing anyone with a $10 bottle of wine, that's kinda a cheap skate move.

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UndefeatedGOAT
07/11/23 1:13:01 PM
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https://seoulistic.com/korean-culture/drinking-culture-in-south-korea-and-why-its-important/

asians can hold their liquor just fine, the asian flush is just a quirk
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David1988
07/11/23 1:30:36 PM
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He wasnt trying to impress anyone with $10 bottle of wine, TC says hes cheap himself. TC just shares random bits about his life and its been a pleasure reading his posts over the years :)

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Jerry_Hellyeah
07/11/23 1:31:59 PM
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David1988 posted...
He wasnt trying to impress anyone with $10 bottle of wine, TC says hes cheap himself. TC just shares random bits about his life and its been a pleasure reading his posts over the years :)

Im not sure which of you is more full of shit haha

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Samurai_Man
07/11/23 1:32:45 PM
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David1988 posted...
He wasnt trying to impress anyone with $10 bottle of wine, TC says hes cheap himself. TC just shares random bits about his life and its been a pleasure reading his posts over the years :)
Found TC's alt

What a weird thing to say.

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Nasty_Nitro
07/11/23 1:33:58 PM
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lol 20 bucks is a steal ive bought a bottle for $60

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Jerry_Hellyeah
07/11/23 1:34:23 PM
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Samurai_Man posted...
Found TC's alt

What a weird thing to say.

Not enough two-party gimmick accounts. We need this.

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No_U_L7
07/11/23 2:04:57 PM
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deoxxys posted...
20 bucks for two bottles of wine? That means you spent $10 a bottle, I'm poor and I know that's cheap as fuck wine.

I wouldnt be acting like thats a lot


Or you might actually want to read the OP

Really telling on yourselves with the poor reading comprehension

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divot1338
07/11/23 2:32:03 PM
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SiO4 posted...
All joking aside, Yes, 10 is a bit inexpensive, but there are plenty of good wins under $15. ~Plenty.
Correct. But we all know he didnt buy any wine much less have the knowledge to buy two good ones.

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No_U_L7
07/11/23 2:33:56 PM
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divot1338 posted...

Correct. But we all know he didnt buy any wine much less have the knowledge to buy two good ones.


Can you actually read the OP, really telling on your inability to read

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DirkDiggles
07/11/23 2:33:57 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
He's called a pick up artist because when the woman meets him, she picks up and leaves.

Underrated post.

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Lordgold666
07/11/23 2:54:12 PM
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Lol

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Heineken14
07/11/23 2:56:01 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
He's called a pick up artist because when the woman meets him, she picks up and leaves.


https://imgur.com/fSsMQu7.gif

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No_U_L7
07/11/23 4:10:41 PM
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bump for poor readers

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DragonClaw01
07/11/23 4:44:02 PM
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divot1338 posted...
Correct. But we all know he didnt buy any wine much less have the knowledge to buy two good ones.
Our man has the finest barefoot wine on the block

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No_U_L7
07/11/23 4:46:24 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
It was a buy one get one bottle free sale so I got 2 bottles


guys, why can't any of you read...it says this right in the OP

each bottle was $20

but for members there was a buy one get one free sale, so i got an extra bottle

each bottle is valued at $20, not $10 even thought that was the average price

i just got a deal because i'm that good

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ArchonKnight
07/11/23 4:51:24 PM
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Godshammer666 posted...
$20 isnt bad for 2 bottles of wine though

Sounds like you're poor-shaming. You got it good if you can comfortably afford $20+ wine on the reg, but all us poor people have to budget properly to keep up with our luxury condos. Keep that in mind next time, bub.

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SiO4
07/11/23 6:08:09 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...


guys, why can't any of you read...it says this right in the OP

each bottle was $20

but for members there was a buy one get one free sale, so i got an extra bottle

each bottle is valued at $20, not $10 even thought that was the average price

i just got a deal because i'm that good


Okay, so anyway way..wtf did you get?

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No_U_L7
07/11/23 6:09:13 PM
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SiO4 posted...


Okay, so anyway way..wtf did you get?


a red merlot and a sauvignot blanc

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Thud
07/11/23 6:19:22 PM
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Um....is a $10 bottle of wine considered upscale to you? Fucking Night Train is $6 or $7 LMAO

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Kombucha
07/11/23 6:22:32 PM
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damn are you picking up hobos or some shit

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SomeLikeItHoth
07/11/23 6:25:01 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
It was a buy one get one bottle free sale so I got 2 bottles
Where did you buy the wine? Its illegal for stores to offer buy 1 get 1 free when it comes to alcohol.

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No_U_L7
07/11/23 6:27:14 PM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...

Where did you buy the wine? Its illegal for stores to offer buy 1 get 1 free when it comes to alcohol.


they skirt around it, it was buy one get one 5 cents but that was much harder to type out

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SiO4
07/11/23 6:31:18 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...


a red merlot and a sauvignot blanc


Which and which?

Sav'blacs are very popular.
The Merlot is a bit deeper, this time of year.

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Thud
07/11/23 6:34:00 PM
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I wonder if TC ever gets tired of being called out on his lies and just draaaaaaagged...or if this is his kink?

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Godshammer666
07/12/23 2:13:11 AM
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ArchonKnight posted...
Sounds like you're poor-shaming. You got it good if you can comfortably afford $20+ wine on the reg, but all us poor people have to budget properly to keep up with our luxury condos. Keep that in mind next time, bub.

My sincerist apologies, can we please be friends again? I meant no offense

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HANGtheDJ_86
07/12/23 2:20:49 AM
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People with acute alcohol sensitivity are legitimately adorable

It gives me warm feelings inside when I see it

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Questionmarktarius
07/12/23 2:22:38 AM
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HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
People with acute alcohol sensitivity are legitimately adorable
Scots ancestry absolutely won that lottery. Get drunk fast, drink forever past that.
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