Poll of the Day > How many times do you wipe your butt after poop?

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Lobomoon
04/10/23 7:19:45 PM
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How many times do you wipe your butt after poop?










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potdnewb
04/10/23 7:22:11 PM
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i pay people to wipe it for me
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Lobomoon
04/10/23 7:24:33 PM
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potdnewb posted...
i pay people to wipe it for me

Is that like a sex thing?

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potdnewb
04/10/23 7:25:33 PM
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Lobomoon posted...
Is that like a sex thing?
i wish
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josh
04/10/23 7:30:18 PM
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Got a bidet (bum gun), so two tissues for a pat dry

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BADoglick
04/10/23 8:18:36 PM
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josh posted...
Got a bidet (bum gun), so two tissues for a pat dry

Same. Truth is if you don't bidet or at least baby wipe, you still got poo on your butt. Idk why society says like once you turn three ok you don't need baby wipes anymore. It's apparently acceptable to have a little poo on you so long as you get the chunks. People be savages

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Clench281
04/10/23 8:25:53 PM
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I eat enough fruits veggies beans and nuts that there's virtually never anything to wipe anyway, but I'll always give a double check just in case

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Zedonra
04/10/23 8:33:54 PM
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I would say perfectly white but that tends to chafe my ass nowdays depending on the quality of the TP and my ass is decently fatty so if there's a tiny bit of yellow deep inside I just leave it, especially if I'm gonna take a shower later in the day anyway. That yellow won't get on my underwear since I have a fat ass =^) lol

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LinkPizza
04/10/23 10:11:17 PM
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Wipe until I dont see anything. But I take a shower before I let anyone else near it

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Lokarin
04/10/23 10:12:42 PM
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Until the job is done...

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wwinterj25
04/10/23 10:13:07 PM
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More than 10. I spend more time wiping than I do pooping. I guess it's due to the fact I drink a lot of booze and eat very little so my poops are more like water.

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Metalsonic66
04/11/23 12:12:01 AM
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As many as it takes

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slacker03150
04/11/23 8:48:45 PM
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I used to have a bidet. Fucking magical inventions that should be standard everywhere. Lost it during a move. So now I'm back to wiping until clean.

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potdnewb
04/11/23 9:05:40 PM
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Zedonra posted...
I would say perfectly white but that tends to chafe my ass nowdays depending on the quality of the TP and my ass is decently fatty so if there's a tiny bit of yellow deep inside I just leave it, especially if I'm gonna take a shower later in the day anyway. That yellow won't get on my underwear since I have a fat ass =^) lol
your poop is yellow
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pedro45
04/11/23 9:09:32 PM
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josh posted...
Got a bidet (bum gun), so two tissues for a pat dry

They're great. They're fancy and regal feeling, but really useful. Summer time is near and yeah...it makes me feel confident as opposed to dry wiping.

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potdnewb
04/11/23 9:11:04 PM
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BADoglick posted...
Same. Truth is if you don't bidet or at least baby wipe, you still got poo on your butt. Idk why society says like once you turn three ok you don't need baby wipes anymore. It's apparently acceptable to have a little poo on you so long as you get the chunks. People be savages
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-58742161

wet wipes are destroying the thames
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Metalsonic66
04/11/23 9:13:18 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/5/AAFUswAAEX8B.jpg

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pedro45
04/11/23 9:14:26 PM
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potdnewb posted...
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-58742161

wet wipes are destroying the thames
Hopefully people use flushable wipes more often

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faramir77
04/11/23 9:17:08 PM
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https://youtube.com/shorts/9cJUG-FApGs?feature=share

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potdnewb
04/11/23 9:19:03 PM
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pedro45 posted...
Hopefully people use flushable wipes more often
many wet wipes marketed as flushable are in fact not flushable
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BADoglick
04/11/23 11:32:39 PM
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potdnewb posted...
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-58742161

wet wipes are destroying the thames

That's fair and all the more reason people should get bidets.

Like twenty five years ago mankind figured out that putting in air dryers in bathrooms to use instead of paper towels was more environmentally and cost friendly, not to mention required less daily maintenance. I have no idea why we haven't applied that same logic to toilets.

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Nade_Duck
04/12/23 12:01:35 AM
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it isn't clean until you get a pretty light red smear each time.

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ReturnOfFa
04/12/23 12:51:55 AM
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it's too variable. anywhere from 2-30. have a bidet at home.

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Lobomoon
04/12/23 7:19:43 PM
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Do people normally look at the paper after wiping or just go by the feel?

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Metalsonic66
04/12/23 7:22:04 PM
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The smell, duh

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Yellow
04/13/23 12:09:08 AM
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A bidet is the first thing on my Amazon wishlist as soon as I have money to start buying things. I'm learning from you, Europe.

Gotta pay off this $3k debt first
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DirtBasedSoap
04/13/23 12:51:56 AM
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i have serious marker ass syndrome so like 30 times

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Whargarble
04/13/23 2:53:10 AM
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No matter how much you wipe, you'll never be clean. Wipe until it bleeds.

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GGuirao13
04/13/23 3:00:36 AM
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Lokarin
04/13/23 5:46:42 AM
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Lobomoon posted...
Do people normally look at the paper after wiping or just go by the feel?

not every time, only on what will hopefully be the last wipe.

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IqarP15
04/13/23 6:53:43 AM
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Too many too count. I don't stop wiping until a roll of tp is not showing any brown etc which might be of a roll.

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SilentSeph
04/13/23 8:06:14 AM
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Usually 3 to 4 times, I always have flushable wipes with me

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VincentVega
04/13/23 8:24:12 PM
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Clench281 posted...
I eat enough fruits veggies beans and nuts that there's virtually never anything to wipe anyway, but I'll always give a double check just in case

Same with me. Vegan for the win. A roll of toilet paper lasts me a month.

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Metalsonic66
04/13/23 10:10:46 PM
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