Current Events > 5 million USD but your height instantly shrinks 10 inches.

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SrRd_RacinG
03/10/23 7:12:58 PM
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And it cannot be reversed using your money for some b******* procedure.

Do you accept the terms?

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Dakimakura
03/10/23 7:13:32 PM
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I'll take 5 million per inch and nothing lower.

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VampireCoyote
03/10/23 7:14:03 PM
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Heck yeah wouldnt bump my head on so many things

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Glob
03/10/23 7:14:45 PM
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No way.

I like being considered a giant by the locals.
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IfGodCouldDie
03/10/23 7:15:31 PM
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My wife and I would be the same height.

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MedeaLysistrata
03/10/23 7:16:46 PM
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sure, i could live with that

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Smashingpmkns
03/10/23 7:17:58 PM
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Dunno if I could manage being the same size as my dick tbh

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LeCh0nk
03/10/23 7:25:48 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Dunno if I could manage being the same size as my dick tbh
You're only a foot tall?

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Gamingsince1989
03/10/23 7:30:50 PM
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I would have to pass. On one hand it would be much easier to find clothes that fit, but on the other hand I would end up 5'5.
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_Rinku_
03/10/23 7:30:56 PM
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idk, I'm really short and ten inches would be debilitating.
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Vokrent
03/10/23 8:02:19 PM
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i'd be 5'11" so sure, why not

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Accolon
03/10/23 8:09:06 PM
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I'd be 4'7"...

But sure, why not.

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R1masher
03/10/23 8:10:25 PM
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No deal, my cock would drag on the floor then

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1337toothbrush
03/10/23 8:10:28 PM
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So I could be a cute catboy and $5 million richer? Sign me up!

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Philip027
03/10/23 8:13:31 PM
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Heck yeah, I'm not using it for anything, and I think I could get a decent step stool for 5m
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The_Popo
03/10/23 8:16:47 PM
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Id be 55

Absolutely

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ToadallyAwesome
03/10/23 8:17:48 PM
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I would be pretty small but for 5 million thats worth it!

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MorbidFaithless
03/10/23 8:23:57 PM
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ToadallyAwesome posted...
I would be pretty small but for 5 million thats worth it!
This, I think. Although it would be soo strange.

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SparkMark1
03/10/23 8:36:17 PM
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Shrink, get $5 million, buy stilts, taller AND richer than when I started.

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HairyQueen
03/10/23 8:41:21 PM
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What if I'm already only 10 inches tall?

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SrRd_RacinG
03/10/23 8:42:10 PM
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HairyQueen posted...
What if I'm already only 10 inches tall?

You turn into a single cell organism.

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yusiko
03/10/23 8:42:53 PM
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I'm 6 foot 7 and I hit my head on everything
I'd take that deal in a heartbeat

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FortuneCookie
03/10/23 8:49:40 PM
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I think I'd rather pay $4 million to be 8 inches taller.
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HairyQueen
03/10/23 8:51:03 PM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
You turn into a single cell organism.
Thanks for the fast reply!
What if I'm already a single-cell organism?

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SrRd_RacinG
03/10/23 8:54:07 PM
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HairyQueen posted...
Thanks for the fast reply!
What if I'm already a single-cell organism?

Your single-cell diameter is reduced by 20%

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HairyQueen
03/10/23 8:55:31 PM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
Your single-cell diameter is reduced by 20%

Iiiii see where this is going now!
What if I'm an electron?

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SrRd_RacinG
03/10/23 8:57:21 PM
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HairyQueen posted...
Iiiii see where this is going now!
What if I'm an electron?

Your negative charge is reduced by 25%

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SrRd_RacinG
03/11/23 12:13:42 AM
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Bumptyhumpty

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imjusthere4fun
03/11/23 1:16:57 AM
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No
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Lost_All_Senses
03/11/23 1:17:30 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
sure, i could live with that

This. Wouldn't prefer it, but Im not insecure about height. Might be a lil at 5 foot but I got faith I get by.

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KainWind
03/11/23 1:18:16 AM
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Easy yes

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MICHALECOLE
03/11/23 1:18:39 AM
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Five inches shorter and my dick stays the same size? It would look gigantic!
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PiOverlord
03/11/23 1:39:42 AM
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4'6.5

Cursed but yes

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party_animal07
03/11/23 1:51:04 AM
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Nah. That's a dip in quality of life.

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Gobstoppers12
03/11/23 2:02:16 AM
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I'd be fine with that. 5'2 is still a livable height, and if I'm rich I won't give a shit if people call me short.

And my gf is only 5'1 so I'd still be taller than her lol

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wackyteen
03/11/23 2:04:06 AM
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4'8" makes me too short for my job.

If it was like 50 million, sure.

I'd burn through 5 million too fast

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SuperVegitoFAN
03/11/23 2:06:07 AM
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I think i could live with that.

Would be shorter than my mom at that point but... money money money.

...do my feet shrink accordingly as well?

If my math checks out that results in 164 cm or 5 feet 4,5 inches.

That seems functional still.

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MedeaLysistrata
03/11/23 2:48:14 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
This. Wouldn't prefer it, but Im not insecure about height. Might be a lil at 5 foot but I got faith I get by.
i'm insecure about height, but five mill is five mill, i'd never have to leave my house anyway

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__starsnostars
03/11/23 3:12:27 AM
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I'd take the money.

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Foppe
03/11/23 5:03:44 AM
#42:


Money

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evilpresident
03/11/23 5:12:50 AM
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I'd take the money. I'll just wear high heels. And probably break my legs.

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neverwin
03/11/23 5:56:18 AM
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You can tell people are lying about their height in this topic.

Also I'm not sure I could handle being that small as I would lose the ability to do certain things.

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Slayer_22
03/11/23 6:05:16 AM
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I could live with it for 5 million.

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Vengeance29
03/11/23 6:48:10 AM
#46:


5 foot. That would suck.
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