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Cheater87 02/19/23 8:13:41 PM #1:	I will never have a clogged toilet again! --- Me tie dough-ty walker <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:971679188] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>I will never have a clogged toilet again! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dat_Cracka_Jax 02/19/23 8:14:59 PM #2:	I just use a wire hanger. I mark the safe side to grab with electrical tape --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 <cite>Dat_Cracka_Jax posted [p:971679207] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>I just use a wire hanger. I mark the safe side to grab with electrical tape</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 02/19/23 8:15:22 PM #3:	is it serrated --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:971679214] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>is it serrated </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 02/19/23 8:18:40 PM #4:	so gross --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:971679268] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>so gross</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 02/19/23 8:19:01 PM #5:	I just use my immersion blender. Good for making soup too --- (they/them) \| http://large.horse/ Show Icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:971679272] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>I just use my immersion blender. Good for making soup too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 02/19/23 8:20:19 PM #6:	I don't think you can cut anyone with poop --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:971679289] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>I don't think you can cut anyone with poop</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fable 02/19/23 8:20:51 PM #7:	Ordering a poop knife? You don't "order" a poop knife. You convert it. --- Spirits sing of a powerful creature that rules over all that is mystic. <cite>Fable posted [p:971679300] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Ordering a poop knife? You don't "order" a poop knife. You convert it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 02/19/23 8:21:04 PM #8:	A what? --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:971679310] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>A what?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 02/19/23 8:26:46 PM #9:	I don't have this problem anymore, but as a kid I kept a stick in my bathroom for this purpose. <cite>Zikten posted [p:971679399] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>I don't have this problem anymore, but as a kid I kept a stick in my bathroom for this purpose. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rodu_jr 02/19/23 8:27:01 PM #10:	Blue_Inigo posted... A what? don't ask <cite>rodu_jr posted [p:971679401] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Blue_Inigo posted... </cite><quote>A what?</quote>don't ask</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 02/19/23 8:27:38 PM #11:	Blue_Inigo posted... A what? Its a tool to cut up the contents of a clogged toilet so it will go down <cite>Zikten posted [p:971679410] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Blue_Inigo posted... </cite><quote>A what?</quote>Its a tool to cut up the contents of a clogged toilet so it will go down</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kurt_Russel 02/19/23 8:28:06 PM #12:	Just stick your head in and blow. Thatll fix a clogged toilet in no time! --- You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed? <cite>Kurt_Russel posted [p:971679418] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Just stick your head in and blow. Thatll fix a clogged toilet in no time!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 02/19/23 8:28:44 PM #13:	Fable posted... Ordering a poop knife? You don't "order" a poop knife. You convert it. Some say you don't choose your poop knife, you poop knife chooses you. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:971679430] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Fable posted... </cite><quote>Ordering a poop knife? You don't "order" a poop knife. You convert it.</quote>Some say you don't choose your poop knife, you poop knife chooses you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlleyViper620 02/19/23 8:30:14 PM #14:	Pro tip: use disposable plastic knives that you toss in the trash after. --- This space intentionally left blank. <cite>AlleyViper620 posted [p:971679460] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Pro tip: use disposable plastic knives that you toss in the trash after.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Powdered_Toast 02/19/23 8:30:35 PM #15:	Jagr_68 posted... I don't think you can cut anyone with poop Scientists have, oddly enough, confirmed this. --- Want some rye? 'Course ya do! <cite>Powdered_Toast posted [p:971679468] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Jagr_68 posted... </cite><quote>I don't think you can cut anyone with poop</quote>Scientists have, oddly enough, confirmed this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cheater87 02/19/23 8:31:14 PM #16:	AlleyViper620 posted... Pro tip: use disposable plastic knives that you toss in the trash after. Those aren't long enough. --- Me tie dough-ty walker <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:971679482] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>AlleyViper620 posted... </cite><quote>Pro tip: use disposable plastic knives that you toss in the trash after.</quote>Those aren't long enough. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
roos1046_Reborn 02/19/23 9:19:20 PM #17:	Cheater87 posted... Those aren't long enough. and too weak --- When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. http://i.imgur.com/FoV5u.gif <cite>roos1046_Reborn posted [p:971680288] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Cheater87 posted... </cite><quote>Those aren't long enough.</quote>and too weak</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Super_Slash 02/19/23 9:21:37 PM #18:	...why not just use a plunger? Is everyone here just trolling? <cite>Super_Slash posted [p:971680321] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>...why not just use a plunger? Is everyone here just trolling?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kim_Seong-a 02/19/23 9:25:30 PM #20:	Super_Slash posted... ...why not just use a plunger? Is everyone here just trolling? It's an old Reddit meme. >_> --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr <cite>Kim_Seong-a posted [p:971680379] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Super_Slash posted... </cite><quote>...why not just use a plunger? Is everyone here just trolling?</quote>It's an old Reddit meme. >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 02/19/23 9:26:20 PM #21:	This bourgeois gooby getting a custom ordered brand new poop knife when the rest of us have to pick the rustiest, dullest, handle cracking kitchen knife in the drawer and conscript it into spending the rest of its days slicing brick sized turds. --- Posted from my iPhone 13 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:971680392] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>This bourgeois gooby getting a custom ordered brand new poop knife when the rest of us have to pick the rustiest, dullest, handle cracking kitchen knife in the drawer and conscript it into spending the rest of its days slicing brick sized turds.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Super_Slash 02/19/23 9:31:42 PM #22:	Kim_Seong-a posted... It's an old Reddit meme. >_> I know it's an old meme but you never know with the internet/CE <cite>Super_Slash posted [p:971680475] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Kim_Seong-a posted... </cite><quote>It's an old Reddit meme. >_></quote>I know it's an old meme but you never know with the internet/CE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AgentCoulson 02/19/23 9:34:37 PM #23:	Gonna make some soup tonight --- I haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>AgentCoulson posted [p:971680525] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Gonna make some soup tonight</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 02/19/23 9:36:19 PM #24:	oh CE --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:971680552] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>oh CE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 02/19/23 9:37:00 PM #25:	Poop bat is better --- Minimal, yet feature rich. https://imgur.com/bphehs8 <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:971680561] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Poop bat is better</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 02/19/23 9:37:00 PM #26:	AgentCoulson posted... Gonna make some soup tonight You'll be needing a poop spoon then. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:971680562] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>AgentCoulson posted... </cite><quote>Gonna make some soup tonight</quote>You'll be needing a poop spoon then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Malcrasternus 02/19/23 9:46:44 PM #27:	https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/the-poop-knife-xl/ --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 <cite>Malcrasternus posted [p:971680694] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/the-poop-knife-xl/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tripleh213 02/19/23 9:49:57 PM #28:	Eww --- Bucks World Champions 2021 PS4 looks great <cite>tripleh213 posted [p:971680753] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Eww</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech 02/19/23 9:53:49 PM #29:	Pitlord_Special posted... This bourgeois gooby getting a custom ordered brand new poop knife when the rest of us have to pick the rustiest, dullest, handle cracking kitchen knife in the drawer and conscript it into spending the rest of its days slicing brick sized turds. Nah, bourgeois people are using tools like this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nWwHmIliXE&t=433s <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:971680807] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Pitlord_Special posted... </cite><quote>This bourgeois gooby getting a custom ordered brand new poop knife when the rest of us have to pick the rustiest, dullest, handle cracking kitchen knife in the drawer and conscript it into spending the rest of its days slicing brick sized turds.</quote>Nah, bourgeois people are using tools like this...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nWwHmIliXE&t=433s</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cheater87 02/20/23 7:49:43 AM #30:	Arriving today. --- Me tie dough-ty walker <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:971686422] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Arriving today. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePieReborn 02/20/23 7:50:41 AM #31:	Pitlord_Special posted... This bourgeois gooby getting a custom ordered brand new poop knife when the rest of us have to pick the rustiest, dullest, handle cracking kitchen knife in the drawer and conscript it into spending the rest of its days slicing brick sized turds. Truly, we live in a society. --- Party leader, passive-aggressive doormat, pasta eater extraordinaire! <cite>ThePieReborn posted [p:971686433] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Pitlord_Special posted... </cite><quote>This bourgeois gooby getting a custom ordered brand new poop knife when the rest of us have to pick the rustiest, dullest, handle cracking kitchen knife in the drawer and conscript it into spending the rest of its days slicing brick sized turds.</quote>Truly, we live in a society.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 02/20/23 7:56:19 AM #32:	Cheater87 posted... Arriving today. I hope you post pics. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:971686510] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Cheater87 posted... </cite><quote>Arriving today.</quote>I hope you post pics.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hornezz 02/20/23 7:58:04 AM #33:	Seems unnecessary. Just karate chop the poop --- In dentibus anticis frustum magnum spinaciae habes. <cite>Hornezz posted [p:971686530] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Seems unnecessary. Just karate chop the poop</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cheater87 02/20/23 6:04:10 PM #34:	Picture. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/7/AAEru5AAEM-p.jpg --- Me tie dough-ty walker <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:971697212] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Picture. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/7/AAEru5AAEM-p.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FatAnimeBooty 02/20/23 6:04:38 PM #35:	Cheater87 posted... Picture. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/7/AAEru5AAEM-p.jpg Lmao That ain't gonna cut shit <cite>FatAnimeBooty posted [p:971697221] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Cheater87 posted... </cite><quote>Picture. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/7/AAEru5AAEM-p.jpg</quote>LmaoThat ain't gonna cut shit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 02/20/23 6:11:48 PM #36:	FatAnimeBooty posted... Lmao That ain't gonna cut shit nice <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:971697352] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>FatAnimeBooty posted... </cite><quote>LmaoThat ain't gonna cut shit</quote>nice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SHRlKE 02/20/23 6:21:04 PM #37:	I once had to use a stick to break up a poop when I was a kid and threw it in the garden. My grandad used said stick to stir some paint a few days later. My shit is literally on my parents walls in the downstairs bathroom as a result... <cite>SHRlKE posted [p:971697533] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>I once had to use a stick to break up a poop when I was a kid and threw it in the garden. My grandad used said stick to stir some paint a few days later. My shit is literally on my parents walls in the downstairs bathroom as a result... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cheater87 02/20/23 6:26:36 PM #38:	FatAnimeBooty posted... Lmao That ain't gonna cut shit It has metal inside. --- Me tie dough-ty walker <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:971697635] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>FatAnimeBooty posted... </cite><quote>LmaoThat ain't gonna cut shit</quote>It has metal inside. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 02/20/23 6:32:56 PM #39:	Cheater87 posted... It has metal inside. Your shit should not have metal in it <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:971697750] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Cheater87 posted... </cite><quote>It has metal inside.</quote>Your shit should not have metal in it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cheater87 02/20/23 6:33:16 PM #40:	MICHALECOLE posted... Your shit should not have metal in it No, the knife does. XD --- Me tie dough-ty walker <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:971697759] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite><quote>Your shit should not have metal in it</quote>No, the knife does. XD </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 02/20/23 7:02:25 PM #41:	Cheater87 posted... No, the knife does. XD The knife has your poop in it? <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:971698270] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Cheater87 posted... </cite><quote>No, the knife does. XD</quote>The knife has your poop in it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cheater87 02/20/23 7:02:56 PM #42:	MICHALECOLE posted... The knife has your poop in it? LOL, the knife has metal inside to help it slice and dice. --- Me tie dough-ty walker <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:971698279] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite><quote>The knife has your poop in it?</quote>LOL, the knife has metal inside to help it slice and dice. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dat_Cracka_Jax 02/20/23 10:17:05 PM #43:	Super_Slash posted... why not just use a plunger? One time I just didn't have a plunger. Other times I somehow laid a long turd across the hole and it wouldn't budge when flushing. Only option there is to chop it --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 <cite>Dat_Cracka_Jax posted [p:971702544] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Super_Slash posted... </cite><quote>why not just use a plunger?</quote>One time I just didn't have a plunger. Other times I somehow laid a long turd across the hole and it wouldn't budge when flushing. Only option there is to chop it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Super_Slash 02/20/23 10:27:56 PM #44:	Cheater87 posted... Picture. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/7/AAEru5AAEM-p.jpg okay we need to all tag TC as the proud poop cutter I can't believe this item actually exists. Wtf. Dat_Cracka_Jax posted... Other times I somehow laid a long turd across the hole and it wouldn't budge when flushing. Only option there is to chop it Or.....plunge it... <cite>Super_Slash posted [p:971702748] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Cheater87 posted... </cite><quote>Picture. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/7/AAEru5AAEM-p.jpg</quote>okay we need to all tag TC as the proud poop cutterI can't believe this item actually exists. Wtf.Dat_Cracka_Jax posted... </cite><quote>Other times I somehow laid a long turd across the hole and it wouldn't budge when flushing. Only option there is to chop it</quote>Or.....plunge it...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cheater87 02/20/23 10:28:59 PM #45:	Super_Slash posted... okay we need to all tag TC as the proud poop cutter I can't believe this item actually exists. Wtf. Or.....plunge it... Hey now, I haven't used it yet, just came in today! --- Me tie dough-ty walker <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:971702768] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Super_Slash posted... </cite><quote>okay we need to all tag TC as the proud poop cutterI can't believe this item actually exists. Wtf.Or.....plunge it...</quote>Hey now, I haven't used it yet, just came in today! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Super_Slash 02/20/23 10:34:03 PM #46:	Cheater87 posted... Hey now, I haven't used it yet, just came in today! Well according to Amazon, it's dishwasher friendly. Use it and then wash it in your dishwasher and report back <cite>Super_Slash posted [p:971702892] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Cheater87 posted... </cite><quote>Hey now, I haven't used it yet, just came in today!</quote>Well according to Amazon, it's dishwasher friendly. Use it and then wash it in your dishwasher and report back</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Imit8m3 02/20/23 10:35:02 PM #47:	Cheater87 posted... Picture. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/7/AAEru5AAEM-p.jpg LOL. I have a set of those. Awesome for stirring soup. --- Yes, I am aggressively handsome. Thanks for noticing. <cite>Imit8m3 posted [p:971702914] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Cheater87 posted... </cite><quote>Picture. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/7/AAEru5AAEM-p.jpg</quote>LOL.I have a set of those. Awesome for stirring soup.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 02/20/23 10:36:50 PM #48:	Super_Slash posted... Or.....plunge it... So get poop smeared all over your plunger and splash poop water into the air (that you breathe in as you work the plunger). Das nasty. --- Posted from my iPhone 13 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:971702950] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Super_Slash posted... </cite><quote>Or.....plunge it...</quote>So get poop smeared all over your plunger and splash poop water into the air (that you breathe in as you work the plunger).Das nasty.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 02/20/23 10:37:36 PM #49:	If anything needed a hilt guard it's these --- Minimal, yet feature rich. https://imgur.com/bphehs8 <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:971702971] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>If anything needed a hilt guard it's these</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Super_Slash 02/20/23 11:10:54 PM #50:	Pitlord_Special posted... So get poop smeared all over your plunger and splash poop water into the air (that you breathe in as you work the plunger). Das nasty. Lol what do you think they're for? How is that nastier than cutting your own shit with a knife which you then have to wash? <cite>Super_Slash posted [p:971703588] in Ordered a ... [t:80354048]...</cite> <quote>Pitlord_Special posted... </cite><quote>So get poop smeared all over your plunger and splash poop water into the air (that you breathe in as you work the plunger).Das nasty.</quote>Lol what do you think they're for? How is that nastier than cutting your own shit with a knife which you then have to wash?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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