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Dat_Cracka_Jax
02/20/23 11:14:17 PM
#51:


Super_Slash posted...
Or.....plunge it...
That would get poop all over the plunger you sicko

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MICHALECOLE
02/20/23 11:31:24 PM
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Super_Slash posted...
Lol what do you think they're for? How is that nastier than cutting your own shit with a knife which you then have to wash?
Because it doesnt get into the air and into your lungs (which its proven never leaves your lungs for at least seven years)

do you seriously use a plunger like this? This has to be a joke
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Trumble
02/20/23 11:32:36 PM
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Why not get a poop gun?

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Smackems
02/20/23 11:33:40 PM
#54:


I actually have a poop knife fr

It's for puppy poop

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Super_Slash
02/21/23 6:08:40 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Because it doesnt get into the air and into your lungs (which its proven never leaves your lungs for at least seven years)

do you seriously use a plunger like this? This has to be a joke
I'm almost convinced I'm being trolled here. You people are fucking weird
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Supersex420
02/21/23 6:29:15 AM
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Takes effort, most people are depresssed

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Supersex420
02/21/23 6:40:25 AM
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How does that make it easier for someone else?

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Aressar
02/21/23 6:42:47 AM
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Even easier to unclog a toilet by just putting on the big rubber glove and reach down like a man

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
02/21/23 8:01:20 AM
#61:


Super_Slash posted...
I'm almost convinced I'm being trolled here. You people are fucking weird
I think it's weird to smash a poop with a plunger and get it all over the inside and outside of it rather than just take a wire hanger, make a quick slice and wipe off with a piece of toilet paper

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Sexypwnstar
02/21/23 8:33:56 AM
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Why the fuck are you pooping in the toilet? Just wafflestomp it down the shower drain

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BlazinBlue88
02/21/23 9:00:07 AM
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Imit8m3 posted...
LOL.
I have a set of those. Awesome for stirring soup.
If it was soupy you wouldn't have an issue flushing.

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Aressar
02/21/23 11:58:04 AM
#64:


Sexypwnstar posted...
Why the fuck are you pooping in the toilet? Just wafflestomp it down the shower drain

This. Much more sustainable too.

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MICHALECOLE
02/21/23 1:56:46 PM
#65:


Super_Slash posted...
I'm almost convinced I'm being trolled here. You people are fucking weird
Saying Im being trolled while trolling people is a ridiculous move
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Super_Slash
02/21/23 5:52:05 PM
#66:


Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
I think it's weird to smash a poop with a plunger and get it all over the inside and outside of it rather than just take a wire hanger, make a quick slice and wipe off with a piece of toilet paper
You're supposed to disinfect the plunger after each use (Google it), so getting shit on it is irrelevant. Besides, why would you even consider leaving shit on anything? The average American most likely doesn't even clean their ass properly.

Also I've never once made a mess from using a plunger. It's really easy to avoid.
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SHRlKE
02/22/23 7:56:37 AM
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Still seems more difficult for no real benefits.
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DarthDemented
02/24/23 8:51:39 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
I just use my immersion blender. Good for making soup too
I see what you did there

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