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Blo
10/08/22 1:31:37 PM
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Asking for a friend

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MICHALECOLE
10/08/22 1:32:48 PM
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7th grade in a Dairy Queen bathroom

about 30 seconds

not bad
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SHRlKE
10/08/22 1:33:05 PM
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Absolutely awful lol.
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Babidi123
10/08/22 1:33:32 PM
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Lasted longer than I expected
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doomcrusader
10/08/22 1:37:29 PM
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Busted before I even entered.

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Irony
10/08/22 1:37:51 PM
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8 minutes

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Sayoria
10/08/22 1:37:54 PM
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Never happened.

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CRON
10/08/22 1:40:21 PM
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I didn't want it to happen but I felt pressured. It was horrible.
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Crescente
10/08/22 1:41:10 PM
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Amazing
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Kitt
10/08/22 1:41:27 PM
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It was in the back of a dirty SUV and it was awful. Laying on crumbs and coins and shit.

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silverpine
10/08/22 1:42:06 PM
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just regular, standard fucking
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TheMikh
10/08/22 1:44:03 PM
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pretty great

the girl turned out to be a psycho though

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gunplagirl
10/08/22 1:44:05 PM
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I got traumatized as a result of circumstances that happened as a result. :/

Also if I see them again I'm asking for my virginity back.

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hitokoriX
10/08/22 1:44:24 PM
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My first real time I couldn't finish. Was not very good at all. It was her first time as well. Luckily we gave it another go and it was MUCH improved.

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Intro2Logic
10/08/22 1:45:01 PM
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Define sex. Because I've had a couple different first times that didn't entail standard PiV sex

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MICHALECOLE
10/08/22 1:46:53 PM
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Intro2Logic posted...
Define sex. Because I've had a couple different first times that didn't entail standard PiV sex
You define sex
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Yadoken
10/08/22 1:47:01 PM
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To date, it was the worst sex I had. It was all thanks to the condom. Was 17 at the time. First crush/gf. The base of the condom was so tight, it was painful, the pain overrided any pleasure. I lasted 40-something minutes (I had a clock hanging over my bed which I kept looking at thinking dear god how long is this going to last). It was a freaking miracle I even finished, like sheer will. Afterwards I took of the condom and the base of my shaft was red and sore for days.

And the 40 minutes isnt a brag because a week later, my second time, by contrast, was one of the most memorable sexual moments of my life. Same girl, no condom (she was on birth control and we used something called VCF gel), I didn't even last 1 minute. It had to be 30-40 seconds. I didn't even try to last longer, I just exploded.

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Number090684
10/08/22 1:48:16 PM
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Awkward and not good, but it's like that for most people until they get good at it.
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NoxObscuras
10/08/22 1:54:31 PM
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It went fine. I had been with my girlfriend at the time for about 6 months, and we were both virgins. So that really took the pressure off, so to speak. We were able to be alone at my house for several hours, so we took our time and enjoyed it.

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Slayerblade11
10/08/22 2:45:12 PM
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Really good actually. Girl I lost my virginity was way more experienced than me, so while I nervously and awardly pounded her she moaned, rubbed her clit and gave herself an orgasm which was hot and gave me a huge ego boost even though I had no idea what I was doing.
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a-c-a-b
10/08/22 2:49:02 PM
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It went as well as can be expected and I can look back on it as a good experience. It was my first girlfriend and we were both virgins. We had fooled around a handful of times prior to that, so having sex was something that we were both ready for.

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Weezy_Tha_Don
10/08/22 3:05:52 PM
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Babidi123 posted...
Lasted longer than I expected

this. also, got a cramp in my foot halfway through so we had to pause for a bit lol

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Crimsoness
10/08/22 3:06:31 PM
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It was bad it didn't help he was already experienced and didn't really slow down
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theAteam
10/08/22 3:36:15 PM
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Extremely painful then my mom tried to walk in

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DCinGA
10/08/22 4:01:19 PM
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Like many of you, mine was awful! Worst session of my life.

The chick had what I later learned to be stretch marks. I was high to boot. Then we dropped the condom wrapper and got busted the next day.

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FigureOfSpeech
10/08/22 4:08:21 PM
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was very drunk and didn't really enjoy it

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EyeWontBeFooled
10/08/22 4:08:54 PM
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Babidi123 posted...
Lasted longer than I expected
It was Hella fun, and risky lol

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Killmonger
10/08/22 4:09:50 PM
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Not too good, I think, and had no idea on what I was doing.

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JTilly
10/08/22 4:10:12 PM
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The first time wasnt great. My first girlfriend and I were 17 and she was pretty bpd. We were walking outside in the snow at night (somewhere where there was guaranteed to be no people. I said something smart, and she tryed to playfully knee me in the jewels, but actually accidentally did.

I exaggerate and fall backwards, than she climbs on top lol. And than yeah <_<

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littlebro07
10/08/22 4:12:04 PM
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Got interrupted by her roommate before actually getting to do anything (still had our underwear on) but resumed shortly after and I lost my wood and struggled to get it back up due to nerves and when I did she bent over and I lasted about 30 seconds before pulling out in a panic and blasting her ass, back, and hair

13 years later and were married

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Hayame_Zero
10/08/22 4:13:15 PM
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Never finished. It's like I had no feeling. Pretty boring

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haloiscoolisbak
10/08/22 4:18:00 PM
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Was attempting some very awkward missionary stuff and having no idea wtf I was doing and she could tell, so she suggested doggie, and I found that 100x easier logistically (and maybe psychologically too) and managed to hump well and hard before finishing pretty quickly

So started horrible but ended somewhat okay. Enough to date for a couple more months

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MICHALECOLE
10/08/22 4:18:41 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
Got interrupted by her roommate before actually getting to do anything (still had our underwear on) but resumed shortly after and I lost my wood and struggled to get it back up due to nerves and when I did she bent over and I lasted about 30 seconds before pulling out in a panic and blasting her ass, back, and hair

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Umbreon
10/08/22 4:20:38 PM
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Disappointingly.

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Ruvan22
10/08/22 4:21:45 PM
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JTilly posted...
The first time wasnt great. My first girlfriend and I were 17 and she was pretty bpd. We were walking outside in the snow at night (somewhere where there was guaranteed to be no people. I said something smart, and she tryed to playfully knee me in the jewels, but actually accidentally did.

I exaggerate and fall backwards, than she climbs on top lol. And than yeah <_<

You had sex on top of snow?!?
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Vokrent
10/08/22 4:22:24 PM
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Sayoria posted...
Never happened.
This

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JTilly
10/08/22 4:23:13 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
You had sex on top of snow?!?
Yeah lol

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LordOfTheCats
10/08/22 4:23:58 PM
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Sayoria posted...
Never happened.

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Kurt_Russel
10/08/22 4:24:17 PM
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Pretty good, we were together for two years after that, so I guess I did something right.

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AldousIsDead
10/08/22 4:26:15 PM
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Blo posted...
Asking for a friend
Briefly.

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
10/08/22 4:26:30 PM
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Great. I was trying to hold on for like 3 mins at least, but ended up going for like 15 mins.

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Ruvan22
10/08/22 4:26:45 PM
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JTilly posted...
Yeah lol

Wow I'm impressed...was the cold not noticeable after a while?
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XxKrazyChaosxX
10/08/22 4:26:51 PM
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I was a little too tall, could've used a few pounds. She was a black-haired beauty with big dark eyes. Out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy. Out in the back seat of my '60 Chevy. Umm, in the sweet summertime.

We weren't in love, oh no, far from it. We were just young and restless and bored. And we'd steal away every chance we could. To the backroom, to the alley or the trusty woods. I used her, she used me but neither one cared. We were gettin' our share.

Workin' on our night moves.


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JTilly
10/08/22 4:33:23 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
Wow I'm impressed...was the cold not noticeable after a while?
Once it was in, my ass being on snow became the last thing on my mind lol

This was all happened at a boarding school, and when we got back to dorms 5 minutes after curfew, the staff were like *gasp! Theres snow on his back!) They interrogated her the next day and she spilled the beans. Soon after that I was sent to a head staff member, who made me call my parents to tell them I had sex and now am in trouble. My dad cheered me on over the phone, and that took away whatever win the R.A. was feeling lol

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FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER
10/08/22 4:40:11 PM
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Pretty bad but we were both virgins and she was my soon to be wife.
First time was when we got back from a vacation to Hawaii with my family and we were talking about doing it. Had been a couple years almost and i think we pretty much knew we were going to be together for better or worse. Only think we had done before was some hand and mouth stuff i did to her and play with her boobs.

First actual time i couldn't even put it in and then lost the woody. But she also gave me a BJ the first time too and swallowed like a champ to let me finish off.
Next few times we tried again and i finally get it in, i still wasnt able to keep it up too long because i think i was overthinking it or something lol

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Trumpo
10/08/22 4:53:35 PM
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Not well

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tremain07
10/08/22 4:58:34 PM
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I'm actually certain something is wrong with me now because I cant even fathom ever being that close to someone to do these things. I keep people at a distance at all times and never really try to get to know anyone let alone create a relationship. I wonder why that is.

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SauI_Goodman
10/08/22 5:03:08 PM
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Came in 10 seconds.

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EyeWontBeFooled
10/08/22 5:04:39 PM
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JTilly posted...
Yeah lol
Ouch! How did you not lose buttcheeks due to frostbite lol?

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SauI_Goodman
10/08/22 5:04:57 PM
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DCinGA posted...
Like many of you, mine was awful! Worst session of my life.

The chick had what I later learned to be stretch marks. I was high to boot. Then we dropped the condom wrapper and got busted the next day.

Thanks a lot TC.
Whats wrong with stretch marks

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