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Zikten
09/19/22 4:54:33 AM
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I've been expecting this to happen someday. I've predicted before that people would turn Trump into a deity after he's dead but I was wrong. They already started

https://youtu.be/ocppyFCJJhg

Apparently a book is being handed out at Trump rallies that is basically a new Bible that places Donald Trump as a divine being

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/2/AABd5gAADsJo.jpg This is scary shit
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KnightofShikari
09/19/22 4:57:50 AM
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time for dark brandon to rise up and slay a god

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Umbreon
09/19/22 4:58:27 AM
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Beyond parody.

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Irony
09/19/22 4:58:48 AM
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Foolish time to become a god in the era of a god slayer

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UnholyMudcrab
09/19/22 5:07:39 AM
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When someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!

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Zikten
09/19/22 5:09:14 AM
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In that video, these people themselves admit Biden can stop gods. Apparemtly they think Biden supernaturally halted the apocalypse when he defeated Trump. They think the end times was meant to begin in 2020 when Trump got re-elected. Biden destroyed the prophecy. Lol
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Sayoria
09/19/22 5:10:17 AM
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But when I call Biden a God and that he brought me back to Christianity, and that Biden is the 3rd coming of Jesus on Conservative message boards, I get hate. :(

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jpenny2
09/19/22 5:19:22 AM
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What does God need with a presidency?
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ZevLoveDOOM
09/19/22 5:23:03 AM
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i mean, he was already being treated like one by his fanbase. nothing new there, except maybe for the Orange Bible...
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Trumble
09/19/22 5:24:26 AM
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Je-- I mean, Donald fucking Trump, how ridiculous can people get?

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PMarth2002
09/19/22 5:26:40 AM
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Religion is so bizarre.

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itachi15243
09/19/22 5:27:08 AM
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As a Christian and a person in general this is fucking disgusting to see.

The republican party continues to disgust me in more horrible ways.

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Foppe
09/19/22 5:27:52 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/2/AAA_aCAADsJ8.jpg

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thekosmicfool
09/19/22 5:33:05 AM
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You know that word you aren't supposed to say because it's offensive to the mentally challenged? I feel bad but thinking about Donald Trump being the god of a religion made me think that word. I couldn't help it. As soon as I read the title and first post the first thing to pop into my head was "that's [word]"


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SavageGlum100
09/19/22 5:33:28 AM
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jpenny2 posted...
What does God need with a presidency?

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Shotgunnova
09/19/22 5:34:20 AM
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The Book of Bigly Genesis:

In the beginning I, Donald Trump, created an empire. Now the surface was formless and a shithole, and lyin' democrats' darkness was over the surface of the land. And I was hovering over the surface of the waters, with the McDonalds order I created a little while before. I said "Let there be Sprite" and there was Sprite. I saw the Sprite was cold and I separated the Sprite from the fries, just in case there was a spill. I called the Sprite "good" and the fries I called "salty". And there was evening, and there was morning -- perfect time to golf.

Dictated but not read,
Donald J. God

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gunplagirl
09/19/22 5:44:04 AM
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...suddenly the Trump corporations apply for religious exemptions to taxes.

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littlebro07
09/19/22 7:40:31 AM
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Shotgunnova posted...
The Book of Bigly Genesis:

In the beginning I, Donald Trump, created an empire. Now the surface was formless and a shithole, and lyin' democrats' darkness was over the surface of the land. And I was hovering over the surface of the waters, with the McDonalds order I created a little while before. I said "Let there be Sprite" and there was Sprite. I saw the Sprite was cold and I separated the Sprite from the fries, just in case there was a spill. I called the Sprite "good" and the fries I called "salty". And there was evening, and there was morning -- perfect time to golf.

Dictated but not read,
Donald J. God

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YugiNoob
09/19/22 7:44:46 AM
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Good thing Ive been saving up reaction pictures

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Solar_Crimson
09/19/22 7:46:50 AM
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The alleged "Christians".

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UnfairRepresent
09/19/22 7:49:18 AM
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It's so bizarre

The guy is an intelligent, overweight, rude, boarderline sociopathic asshole who has intense self-confidence issues and both looks and acts like a complete weirdo.

I think it's weird to turn any human being into a God, but if you were going to, why the fuck would you pick Donald Trump?

It would be like turning Bulk from Power Rangers into a God.

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Ricemills
09/19/22 7:52:08 AM
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KnightofShikari posted...
time for dark brandon to rise up and slay a god

attack and dethrone God!

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hockeybub89
09/19/22 7:55:15 AM
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America truly does not deserve to survive Trumpism. Hell, maybe the entire Earth is too stupid to exist.

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wackyteen
09/19/22 7:59:04 AM
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And yet Christians will worship him, totally ignoring the 2nd Commandment (ironic they love the 2nd Amendment but not the 2nd Commandment)

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AceMos
09/19/22 8:03:06 AM
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love this guys videos

also its so disbturing listening to these people

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Strider102
09/19/22 8:08:39 AM
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So, the Anti-Christ has shown himself.

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wackyteen
09/19/22 8:11:34 AM
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Strider102 posted...
So, the Anti-Christ has shown himself.
No no no you got it wrong

OBAMA was the anti-Christ. Did you not pay any attention during his administration? That's what the right claimed endlessly

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Strider102
09/19/22 8:12:42 AM
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wackyteen posted...
No no no you got it wrong

OBAMA was the anti-Christ. Did you not pay any attention during his administration? That's what the right claimed endlessly

Oh, true

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CE_gonna_CE
09/19/22 8:46:57 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/6/AAb05zAADN-6.jpg

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Giblet_Enjoyer
09/19/22 9:52:40 PM
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If this is a "new" religion, then it barely is. Ordinary evangelicals already believed Trump was ordained by god, they believe that about every republican president

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Zikten
09/19/22 9:54:40 PM
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Evangelicals thought Trump was some kind of saint. This is saying he is a reincarnation of Jesus I think
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Ikzai
09/19/22 10:09:26 PM
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Isn't this basically going along with with the book of Revelations and the mythos of the anti Christ?

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Ikzai
09/19/22 10:13:27 PM
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The author is apparantly a South African rugby player who has had several brain injuries. Take that for what its worth.

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Scohen
09/19/22 10:13:49 PM
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Didnt the Bible warned about a false prophet pretending to be God?
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MrWingnut
09/19/22 10:15:44 PM
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Totally not a cult though.
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Biofighter55
09/19/22 10:16:54 PM
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I well Im got nothing

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LightHawKnight
09/19/22 10:18:12 PM
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I really dont get how Christians even allow right wing idiots in. They literally do the exact opposite of what Jesus teaches.

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Strider102
09/19/22 10:18:42 PM
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Scohen posted...
Didnt the Bible warned about a false prophet pretending to be God?

It's pretty much the number 1 inviolable rule when it comes to Christianity.

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Scohen
09/19/22 10:19:34 PM
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Strider102 posted...
It's pretty much the number 1 inviolable rule when it comes to Christianity.

funny these Christians dont see it
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wanderingshade
09/19/22 10:20:51 PM
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Zikten posted...
In that video, these people themselves admit Biden can stop gods. Apparemtly they think Biden supernaturally halted the apocalypse when he defeated Trump. They think the end times was meant to begin in 2020 when Trump got re-elected. Biden destroyed the prophecy. Lol

Lol, of course it's a bunch of fucking Doomsday Christians. Rapture my ass.

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PowerOats
09/19/22 10:26:49 PM
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Why do they assume Biden is some JRPG protag?
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IfGodCouldDie
09/19/22 11:03:53 PM
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Seeing shit like this does actually make me a little worried that maybe the Bible isn't bullshit, I'm not aware of how often people have been propped up to be a second coming of Christ the way Trump is, but damn it is fucking wack.

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theAteam
09/19/22 11:09:58 PM
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It's so unusual. Like ok I get it some historical figures were revered like that but really, him? Of all the people to form a cult around. It's like the ultimate projection talking about draining the swamp while mindlessly following the swampiest person in US history. It's like some inside joke I don't comprehend.

Maybe that's the point, he embodies the perfect troll personality to trigger the libz. But still it doesn't seem like a joke these chucklefucks seem completely serious about it.

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Scohen
09/19/22 11:11:33 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
Seeing shit like this does actually make me a little worried that maybe the Bible isn't bullshit, I'm not aware of how often people have been propped up to be a second coming of Christ the way Trump is, but damn it is fucking wack.

have you read the part about apocalypse? I dont remember it too well now, but it talked about plagues (sars, bird flu, monkey pox, covid, anyone?), about the 7 seals, one would poison the water (oil spills? Gulf of Mexico dead zone?) poison the air (nuff said), and stuff like that. Then this happens

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indica
09/19/22 11:13:22 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
...suddenly the Trump corporations apply for religious exemptions to taxes.


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Srk700
09/19/22 11:22:19 PM
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If Christianity was real, Trump has his place as Satan's bitch secured.
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Strider102
09/19/22 11:22:31 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
Seeing shit like this does actually make me a little worried that maybe the Bible isn't bullshit, I'm not aware of how often people have been propped up to be a second coming of Christ the way Trump is, but damn it is fucking wack.

There is one good thing to come of it. All the "real" Christians have a one way trip into the deepest pits of hell.

Assuming all that stuff is real.

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IfGodCouldDie
09/19/22 11:26:17 PM
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Scohen posted...
have you read the part about apocalypse? I dont remember it too well now, but it talked about plagues (sars, bird flu, monkey pox, covid, anyone?), about the 7 seals, one would poison the water (oil spills? Gulf of Mexico dead zone?) poison the air (nuff said), and stuff like that. Then this happens
Yes and it definitely adds to my worries over maybe God is real.

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