Current Events > My car was parked, and a jogger just ran straight into my car.

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Darkraiomb 08/21/22 1:06:20 PM #1:	They must've been going like 40 miles an hour because they left a huge dent in the hood of my car too. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:967466425] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>They must've been going like 40 miles an hour because they left a huge dent in the hood of my car too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Thunder 08/21/22 1:17:13 PM #2:	lmao --- aka Thunderjay - Jenshin Team: https://i.imgur.com/TtFLzT8.png Resident Synthwave enjoyer. <cite>Blue_Thunder posted [p:967466639] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkraiomb 08/21/22 1:29:21 PM #3:	Blue_Thunder posted... lmao You think it's funny that someone ran into my car? I'll remember that during your misfortune. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:967466883] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>Blue_Thunder posted... </cite><quote>lmao</quote>You think it's funny that someone ran into my car? I'll remember that during your misfortune.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
regina1914 08/21/22 1:29:52 PM #4:	lol <cite>regina1914 posted [p:967466891] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Thunder 08/21/22 1:32:15 PM #5:	Darkraiomb posted... You think it's funny that someone ran into my car? More the thought of someone being incompetent enough to run into a parked car. --- aka Thunderjay - Jenshin Team: https://i.imgur.com/TtFLzT8.png Resident Synthwave enjoyer. <cite>Blue_Thunder posted [p:967466936] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>Darkraiomb posted...</cite><quote>You think it's funny that someone ran into my car?</quote>More the thought of someone being incompetent enough to run into a parked car.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 08/21/22 1:32:59 PM #6:	Did you film it at least? --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. <cite>Lokison posted [p:967466955] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>Did you film it at least?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuttonBurger 08/21/22 1:33:32 PM #7:	holy shit lol <cite>MuttonBurger posted [p:967466968] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>holy shit lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimson_Corsair 08/21/22 1:33:50 PM #8:	Where were you parked that a jogger would be running near it? --- My head's not torn off, my sunglasses aren't broken. Amen, hallelujah, peanut butter. <cite>Crimson_Corsair posted [p:967466972] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>Where were you parked that a jogger would be running near it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 08/21/22 1:34:24 PM #9:	Blue_Thunder posted... More the thought of someone being incompetent enough to run into a parked car. and fast enough to leave a dent lol --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:967466988] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>Blue_Thunder posted... </cite><quote>More the thought of someone being incompetent enough to run into a parked car.</quote>and fast enough to leave a dent lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuttonBurger 08/21/22 1:35:08 PM #10:	eggcorn posted... and fast enough to leave a dent lol BODY SLAM <cite>MuttonBurger posted [p:967467000] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>eggcorn posted... </cite><quote>and fast enough to leave a dent lol</quote>BODY SLAM</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 08/21/22 1:35:09 PM #11:	as a kid i once rode my bike into a parked car. i was going uphill, very slowly. --- https://i.imgur.com/286sD4e.png http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:967467001] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>as a kid i once rode my bike into a parked car.i was going uphill, very slowly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blade_Trinity 08/21/22 1:36:23 PM #13:	--- Foxtrot Oscar <cite>Blade_Trinity posted [p:967467015] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MuttonBurger 08/21/22 1:40:31 PM #15:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] lol says you <cite>MuttonBurger posted [p:967467123] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> lol says you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 08/21/22 1:40:47 PM #16:	Wow, I can't believe TC hit a pedestrian with their parked car. But really that sucks. How the fuck did they manage to dent it? D: --- The artist formerly known as Hambo the Hog. In loving memory of spaces in usernames. <cite>Hambo posted [p:967467128] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>Wow, I can't believe TC hit a pedestrian with their parked car. But really that sucks. How the fuck did they manage to dent it? D: </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 08/21/22 1:52:46 PM #17:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] maybe tc was going 40 mph in his parked car --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:967467381] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> maybe tc was going 40 mph in his parked car</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 08/21/22 1:59:11 PM #18:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFEJstPBwvw&ab_channel=Channel4 --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:967467502] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFEJstPBwvw&ab_channel=Channel4</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SocialistGamer 08/21/22 1:59:41 PM #19:	Sonic was rushing to get a chili dog. --- Capcom is the best developer ever! Steam ID: SocialistGamer92 <cite>SocialistGamer posted [p:967467514] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>Sonic was rushing to get a chili dog.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumpo 08/21/22 2:40:41 PM #20:	Jogger must have nanomachines to achieve that running speed --- Lancool II - Z690 Tomahawk, 12700K, Fuma 2, RTX 3070Ti, 16GB 3600MHz, FireCuda 530 1TB, Inland NVMe 1TB, RM750x <cite>Trumpo posted [p:967468304] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>Jogger must have nanomachines to achieve that running speed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kurt_Russel 08/21/22 2:43:37 PM #21:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Not with that attitude --- You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed? <cite>Kurt_Russel posted [p:967468355] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Not with that attitude </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 08/21/22 2:44:58 PM #22:	were you parked over the sidewalk? --- gamefaqs.gamespot.gamestop.com <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:967468379] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>were you parked over the sidewalk?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OzoneNeon 08/21/22 2:45:48 PM #23:	lmao --- NeonOctopus's alt >_> <cite>OzoneNeon posted [p:967468400] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spikethedevil 08/21/22 8:07:10 PM #25:	Robot2600 posted... were you parked over the sidewalk? You fell for this? --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:967474979] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>Robot2600 posted... </cite><quote>were you parked over the sidewalk?</quote> You fell for this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 08/21/22 8:09:18 PM #26:	Darkraiomb posted... You think it's funny that someone ran into my car? Its hilarious tbh. Not that it happened to you, distracted people walking into stuff is funny, and a parked car is a weird one, usually its a glass door or lamp post or something. --- When money talks for the very last time, and nobody walks a step behind When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:967475026] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>Darkraiomb posted... </cite><quote>You think it's funny that someone ran into my car?</quote>Its hilarious tbh. Not that it happened to you, distracted people walking into stuff is funny, and a parked car is a weird one, usually its a glass door or lamp post or something.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 08/21/22 8:11:30 PM #27:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Humans can move 118 mph. ~~When thrown from a sufficiently elevated building, aircraft, or other location structure.~~ --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:967475084] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Humans can move 118 mph.When thrown from a sufficiently elevated building, aircraft, or other location structure.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yazarogi 08/21/22 8:13:24 PM #28:	i fucking lol'd and the comments in this thread.... thank you gfaqs. --- "There will be nothing to show that we were ever here... but stardust." - Pinbacker <cite>Yazarogi posted [p:967475123] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>i fucking lol'd and the comments in this thread.... thank you gfaqs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkraiomb 08/22/22 3:12:29 PM #29:	Lokison posted... Did you film it at least? No Crimson_Corsair posted... Where were you parked that a jogger would be running near it? Uh, in a neighborhood. Also, unrelated, but they were running backwards. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:967492608] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>Lokison posted... </cite><quote>Did you film it at least?</quote>NoCrimson_Corsair posted... </cite><quote>Where were you parked that a jogger would be running near it?</quote>Uh, in a neighborhood. Also, unrelated, but they were running backwards.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 08/22/22 3:14:04 PM #30:	Are there a bunch of little yellow circles strewn about? --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:967492631] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>Are there a bunch of little yellow circles strewn about?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
modena 08/22/22 3:15:40 PM #31:	Lol I've seen a girl walk into a yellow airplane wing before. --- I'm surrounded <cite>modena posted [p:967492658] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>LolI've seen a girl walk into a yellow airplane wing before.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkraiomb 08/22/22 3:17:28 PM #32:	DrizztLink posted... Are there a bunch of little yellow circles strewn about? I seriously don't understand why you're asking that. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:967492703] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite><quote>Are there a bunch of little yellow circles strewn about?</quote>I seriously don't understand why you're asking that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coolcono 08/22/22 3:20:24 PM #33:	Their face got in the way of my fist. --- https://cartpushersarenumber1.quora.com/ <cite>coolcono posted [p:967492769] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>Their face got in the way of my fist.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 08/22/22 3:27:50 PM #34:	Darkraiomb posted... I seriously don't understand why you're asking that. https://i.imgur.com/b19gsHu.gif --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:967492948] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>Darkraiomb posted... </cite><quote>I seriously don't understand why you're asking that.</quote>https://i.imgur.com/b19gsHu.gif</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SamsungGearS2 08/22/22 3:28:06 PM #35:	They were probably on their phone, happens all the time here that I about hit someone who blindly walks out into traffic --- Sent from my iPhone 12/HP Envy x360 on VZW 5G Home Internet CP: WarioWare: Get it Together (NS), Saints Row IV: Re-Elected (PC), Rayman Legends (Wii U) <cite>SamsungGearS2 posted [p:967492956] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>They were probably on their phone, happens all the time here that I about hit someone who blindly walks out into traffic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 08/22/22 3:29:39 PM #36:	pics of the damage --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:967492996] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>pics of the damage</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 08/22/22 3:36:18 PM #37:	littlebro07 posted... pics of the damage Screw that pics of the jogger --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://i.imgur.com/0EJvC4l.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:967493155] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>littlebro07 posted... </cite><quote>pics of the damage</quote>Screw that pics of the jogger</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 08/22/22 3:37:01 PM #38:	pics of the jogger's damage --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:967493171] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>pics of the jogger's damage</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcoRubio 08/22/22 3:38:10 PM #39:	You should get a better car --- Vote for me, 2016! <cite>MarcoRubio posted [p:967493187] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>You should get a better car</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 08/22/22 3:46:44 PM #40:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] the irony here is that this, itself, is a shitpost. --- Playing: Yakuza: Like a Dragon I hope something good happens to you today <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:967493384] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> the irony here is that this, itself, is a shitpost.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 08/22/22 3:51:06 PM #41:	They jogged backwards into your car fast enough to dent it? o_o --- The artist formerly known as Hambo the Hog. In loving memory of spaces in usernames. <cite>Hambo posted [p:967493497] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>They jogged backwards into your car fast enough to dent it? o_o </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 08/22/22 3:57:02 PM #42:	Hambo posted... They jogged backwards into your car fast enough to dent it? o_o NFL combine here they come. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:967493663] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>Hambo posted... </cite><quote>They jogged backwards into your car fast enough to dent it? o_o</quote>NFL combine here they come.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkraiomb 08/22/22 6:38:37 PM #43:	Hambo posted... They jogged backwards into your car fast enough to dent it? o_o That's my story and I'm sticking to it. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:967497351] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>Hambo posted... </cite><quote>They jogged backwards into your car fast enough to dent it? o_o</quote>That's my story and I'm sticking to it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkraiomb 08/23/22 4:49:15 PM #44:	Totally unrelated, but does anyone know a good lawyer? --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:967520058] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>Totally unrelated, but does anyone know a good lawyer?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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divot1338 08/24/22 8:22:06 AM #46:	Darkraiomb posted... Totally unrelated, but does anyone know a good lawyer? No but I know a bunch of terrible lawyers. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:967534335] in My car was... [t:80137590]...</cite> <quote>Darkraiomb posted... </cite><quote>Totally unrelated, but does anyone know a good lawyer?</quote>No but I know a bunch of terrible lawyers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > My car was parked, and a jogger just ran straight into my car. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > My car was parked, and a jogger just ran straight into my car.