Current Events > Adult man argues with his alts to simp for 18 y/o idol

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_HayleyWilliams
07/07/22 2:51:50 PM
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https://tinyurl.com/378j6dar

I (24M) am a huge fan of this ShovelForge YouTuber and streamer, lets call her Z-Kit (18F) for anonymity. She is the light of my life. I cant imagine it without her. And before any of you call me a simp, just know that youd feel the same way if you saw her dance.

Anyway, she has a To-Witter account where she interacts with her fans! I follow her and she follows me. I want to make her feel happy and trust me, so she can know that Im willing to defend her from anything or anyone. So I have a few other To-Witter alts that I use to hate on her so that I can come in with my main account and save the day. I dont think theres anything wrong with this, theres lots of haters on To-Witter, right? All Im doing is giving myself the opportunity I wouldnt have otherwise had. I want Z-kit to be proud of me and see me as her friend (and possibly more?).

But recently, an acquaintance (30M) has been giving me a hard time. He somehow found out about my To-Witter alts (I dont know how, I never told him) and is threatening to tell Z-kit if I dont talk about exactly what he wants! Thats blackmail! Surely that has to be worse than what Im doing, right? Somehow my friend (12F) caught wind of this and is enraged with me. I dont think its that bad. I just want Z-kit to think highly of me! She truly is an amazing person and I want her to know about the lengths Id go to to protect her. Id even give my life for her. Shes such an inspiration to me! So many other otaku feel the same way as me, but Im devoted on a whole other level.

So, Reddit, am I the asshole for defending my friend from cyberbullies (that happen to be my alt accounts)?

Well?

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RottingGoat
07/07/22 2:52:21 PM
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YugiNoob
07/07/22 2:53:04 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/6/AAPV5JAADMfw.jpg

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pogo_rabid
07/07/22 2:53:06 PM
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Is someone who's under 25 really an adult? I have a hard time coming to terms with that. Sure they are legally, but functionally they're dumbass kids imo.

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DarthAragorn
07/07/22 2:53:13 PM
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Please let this be completely made up

Please

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Zikten
07/07/22 2:54:16 PM
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_HayleyWilliams posted...
Somehow my friend (12F)

This seems to be the part people should be worried about

Why does a 24 year old man have a 12 year old female friend?
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Nerevar791
07/07/22 2:54:44 PM
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https://media3.giphy.com/media/5WUsLZLkZlMdO/giphy.gif

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Darkprince21
07/07/22 2:55:05 PM
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What the fuck
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Alteres
07/07/22 2:55:10 PM
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Sounds like shit people did on here back when there was actually people.

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TheSavageDragon
07/07/22 2:55:21 PM
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So the 30 year old is just "an acquaintance", but the 12 year old girl is this grownass dude's friend...
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pogo_rabid
07/07/22 2:55:29 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/3/AAd2inAADbQj.png

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Garioshi
07/07/22 2:55:52 PM
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Exquisite bait

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DipDipDiver
07/07/22 2:56:00 PM
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This has to be fake, right?
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3PiesAndAFork
07/07/22 2:57:15 PM
#15:


Which one of you

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CalosiaTana
07/07/22 2:59:21 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/7/AAY5SRAADbQn.jpg

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CyricZ
07/07/22 3:00:23 PM
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Oh.

Ta.

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IronWolf87
07/07/22 3:01:01 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Please let this be completely made up

Please
It's on Reddit so it very likely I'd. That said stuff like probably does happen.
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MattcheteGuy
07/07/22 3:08:17 PM
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Zikten's post was my first thought too

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Eat More Beef
07/07/22 3:10:56 PM
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Welp. This dude sounds dangerous and really fucking creepy. After reading that, I think I'm done with the internet for today.

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Prestoff
07/07/22 3:11:04 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/3/AAd2inAADbQj.png


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Axiom
07/07/22 3:11:28 PM
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_HayleyWilliams posted...
Well?
It's fake
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SauI_Goodman
07/07/22 3:12:16 PM
#23:


Put this guy on the watch list please fbi.

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David1988
07/07/22 3:12:17 PM
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He would fit right in here

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Puglia77
07/07/22 3:12:41 PM
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Oh I get it, they're just RPing about the game Ai The Somnium Files.

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
07/07/22 3:16:26 PM
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No way this isn't fake.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/1/AAdVIJAADbQ1.jpg

The whole "12 year old knows anatomy", "I'm supposed to pay people for that?" are wild. Farther down someone asks "how many alts" and they poster just says "Yes". I call it fake.

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Garioshi
07/07/22 3:18:24 PM
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I don't think CE has ever been baited this hard this is impressive

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Nemu
07/07/22 3:21:24 PM
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If it's not fake, definitely seems like austism or something in that area. Just seems to have no idea how interpersonal relationships works.
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FL81
07/07/22 3:24:01 PM
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is this a reference to something

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SDBZ
07/07/22 3:24:26 PM
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Garioshi posted...
I don't think CE has ever been baited this hard this is impressive

Yeah it's like they can't look at the subreddit it was posted in and put 2 and 2 together

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Lost_All_Senses
07/07/22 3:24:39 PM
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Blackmail is definitely not worse than being a big part of the reason women have logical paranoia of men.

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Irony
07/07/22 3:26:36 PM
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And that person was Ota Matsushita

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chrono625
07/07/22 3:26:42 PM
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Nemu posted...
If it's not fake, definitely seems like austism or something in that area. Just seems to have no idea how interpersonal relationships works.

this is insulting to individuals who are on the autism spectrum.

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CyricZ
07/07/22 3:28:13 PM
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"Get a haircut..."

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Solar_Crimson
07/07/22 3:39:28 PM
#36:


Zikten posted...
This seems to be the part people should be worried about

Why does a 24 year old man have a 12 year old female friend?

DipDipDiver posted...
This has to be fake, right?


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Slayer_22
07/07/22 3:40:14 PM
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I think it's fake? People are saying it's in character or some shit.

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CyricZ
07/07/22 3:40:32 PM
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"The 12-year-old is super strong so it's fine."

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crayola555
07/07/22 3:42:52 PM
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Fake post. No way there's a real person acting like that.

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dotsdfe
07/07/22 3:44:30 PM
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Somnium Files was a good game. I still need to grab the sequel.

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dotsdfe
07/07/22 3:59:11 PM
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https://youtu.be/pFPQJaieav0?t=1157

Oh, for those who didn't get the reference, I guess. There you go.

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_HayleyWilliams
07/07/22 5:32:43 PM
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Z-kit, you bit

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Darkprince21
07/07/22 9:00:29 PM
#43:


I just literally got to this scene in the game lol
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