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WaterLink
02/11/22 3:44:29 AM
#201:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTxsDZYX2Q0

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a-c-a-b
02/11/22 2:49:03 PM
#202:


Getting pissed outta my tree on vodka today.

https://youtu.be/RC9YjcHMx7A

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Smackems
02/11/22 3:50:39 PM
#203:


Imma piss up Johnny's tree

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JimCarrysToe
02/11/22 3:57:17 PM
#204:


Its not cancer! I gotta put stuff away brb

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Smackems
02/11/22 3:58:08 PM
#205:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Its not cancer! I gotta put stuff away brb
That's awesome possum! Was it an infection? Has it gone down?

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JimCarrysToe
02/11/22 4:32:52 PM
#206:


Smackems posted...
That's awesome possum! Was it an infection? Has it gone down?
It was a really really rare tumor in her mammary gland. Vet said theyd only ever seen dogs get it, not cats. It did get infected but thats gone now, so shes staying overnight to get some fluids and prepare for surgery tomorrow. They said other than the tumor and being slightly anemic from bloodloss shes perfectly healthy and strong and will probably have no problems at all during surgery. Shes gonna have all her mammary glands on her left side removed, and if it turns out it is cancer, it didnt spread anywhere, so removing it should work just fine.

Also she fuckin loves the vet. Mom said shes super cooperative and really likes the guy with a beard lol. Its gonna be strange going to bed and not being jumped on randomly in the night.

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Smackems
02/11/22 4:39:53 PM
#207:


That's really good to hear. I hope it goes well

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MabusIncarnate
02/11/22 4:43:30 PM
#208:


Plot twist, it was a dog the whole time and Jim thought it was a cat.

I'm glad its not cancer, that's great mews.

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Machete
02/11/22 4:50:54 PM
#209:


WaterLink posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTxsDZYX2Q0

holy shit that thumbnail COMES ALIVE in the post embedding whenever I scroll up and down on this page

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JimCarrysToe
02/11/22 5:01:42 PM
#210:


Lets celebrate with canned hotdogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLybZTDcBgs

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Smackems
02/11/22 5:16:28 PM
#211:


My county is now a wet county. I'm glad they waited till 7 years after I quit drinking

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Machete
02/11/22 5:18:46 PM
#212:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Lets celebrate with canned hotdogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLybZTDcBgs

are those "wobbledog 9000s" or whatever available for sale?

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JimCarrysToe
02/11/22 5:36:57 PM
#213:


Machete posted...
are those "wobbledog 9000s" or whatever available for sale?
I think johnnys got one on his nightstand for when hes extra lazy, he might let ya borrow it

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Questionmarktarius
02/11/22 5:42:05 PM
#214:


What's the shelf life for those canned wieners?
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Harpie
02/11/22 5:42:45 PM
#215:


Questionmarktarius posted...
What's the shelf life for those canned wieners?
Couple decades at least

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MabusIncarnate
02/11/22 5:54:30 PM
#216:


Theres a YouTube channel of guys that eat old stuff, and one time they ate a pouch of powdered potato soup from the 1940s and they said it tasted fine.

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a-c-a-b
02/11/22 6:03:56 PM
#217:


Questionmarktarius posted...
What's the shelf life for those canned wieners?

The older the better. I'm sure they age like a fine scotch.

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JimCarrysToe
02/11/22 6:37:33 PM
#218:


Peeked out the window after hearing noise and saw a dude beating a shoe with.... a brick? To.... untie it, it seemed?

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/11/22 6:43:27 PM
#219:


@MabusIncarnate You get them games yet?

Don't know if i'll drink tonight but ya never know.

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MabusIncarnate
02/11/22 6:46:45 PM
#220:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Peeked out the window after hearing noise and saw a dude beating a shoe with.... a brick? To.... untie it, it seemed?
Maybe he stepped in dog shit

Says games got delivered, gotta get em when I get home tonight after 10.

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CanuckCowboy
02/11/22 7:15:02 PM
#221:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/5/AANJGaAAC6kj.jpg

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CanuckCowboy
02/11/22 7:15:16 PM
#222:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/6/AANJGaAAC6kk.jpg

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CanuckCowboy
02/11/22 7:16:04 PM
#223:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/7/AANJGaAAC6kl.jpg
Please support walters new business. Or else die.

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MabusIncarnate
02/11/22 7:26:37 PM
#224:


Send those pics to the company, being serious. Tell them your cat is Walter and maybe they like it enough to use it and pay you.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/11/22 7:28:16 PM
#225:


Yeah don't get fucked around again like the way Chevy fucked you.

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Questionmarktarius
02/11/22 7:43:17 PM
#226:


What game's worth watching tonight?
Probably doing Jets then Kraken.
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/11/22 7:43:41 PM
#227:


Probably the one where I attempt to kick the crap outta Mabus in Maro Kart/Party.

@Harpie I'm learning to drift so watch your ass.

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Questionmarktarius
02/11/22 7:45:38 PM
#228:


Yeah... I'm not paying for online play, because I'm a stubborn ass.
Also my internet kinda sucks, but I'm riding out Google's "pay $300 once" thing until a couple guys with lead pipes show up.
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Talib_21
02/11/22 7:46:36 PM
#229:


Im still sad about last night lmao

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gunplagirl
02/11/22 7:47:52 PM
#230:


I don't drink. I've had two black outs drinking and the loss of memory periods makes me really anxious.

I blacked out last night when I got attacked. Who knows what would have happened if bystanders hadn't come to my aid. :(

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/11/22 7:48:41 PM
#231:


What happened last night? Ohhhhh yeah I had no stars until the last round and wrecked house.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/11/22 7:49:23 PM
#232:


gunplagirl posted...
I don't drink. I've had two black outs drinking and the loss of memory periods makes me really anxious.

I blacked out last night when I got attacked. Who knows what would have happened if bystanders hadn't come to my aid. :(

Attacked???? What the hell happened?


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gunplagirl
02/11/22 7:51:49 PM
#233:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Attacked???? What the hell happened?
Yeah I have a topic about it up. Guy started tagging the building and I had distance between him and me as I filmed him but he noticed me and he had half a foot on me plus the whole "he's a man" part. I got knocked out, left cheek is really swollen, black eye, broken nose that'll need rhinoplasty.

Basically, I hope the cops catch him and I can sue him for good money.

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Talib_21
02/11/22 7:52:14 PM
#234:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What happened last night? Ohhhhh yeah I had no stars until the last round and wrecked house.
Ya Im gonna have to play offline for a while. I got completely smoked last night lol

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/11/22 7:55:23 PM
#235:


gunplagirl posted...
Yeah I have a topic about it up. Guy started tagging the building and I had distance between him and me as I filmed him but he noticed me and he had half a foot on me plus the whole "he's a man" part. I got knocked out, left cheek is really swollen, black eye, broken nose that'll need rhinoplasty.

Basically, I hope the cops catch him and I can sue him for good money.

Holy shit that sucks. Start carrying something to defend yourself with.

Talib_21 posted...
Ya Im gonna have to play offline for a while. I got completely smoked last night lol

Honestly you had that game in the bag. It was a freak of nature what happened but... i'll still take the W.

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CanuckCowboy
02/11/22 8:03:25 PM
#236:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Send those pics to the company, being serious. Tell them your cat is Walter and maybe they like it enough to use it and pay you.

Thanks. I should I got nothing to lose.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah don't get fucked around again like the way Chevy fucked you.

I still can't believe that. Like wtf chevy you steal my cat while I'm at work or something and make this commercial with some guy... wtf kinda shit is that?

gunplagirl posted...
Yeah I have a topic about it up. Guy started tagging the building and I had distance between him and me as I filmed him but he noticed me and he had half a foot on me plus the whole "he's a man" part. I got knocked out, left cheek is really swollen, black eye, broken nose that'll need rhinoplasty.

Basically, I hope the cops catch him and I can sue him for good money.

He just charged you and started hitting you?

What a piece of shit. Wtf does that?

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MabusIncarnate
02/11/22 8:05:14 PM
#237:


gunplagirl posted...
Yeah I have a topic about it up. Guy started tagging the building and I had distance between him and me as I filmed him but he noticed me and he had half a foot on me plus the whole "he's a man" part. I got knocked out, left cheek is really swollen, black eye, broken nose that'll need rhinoplasty.

Basically, I hope the cops catch him and I can sue him for good money.
Good lord, I'm sorry you had to go through all this, and that we live in such a shitty, hateful society. Maybe things will change in our lifetime but who the hell knows.

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CanuckCowboy
02/11/22 8:17:09 PM
#238:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/5/AANJGaAAC6lV.jpg
Imma send em a whole fucking portfolio. Lol.

My shitty smart bulb is on the fritz again and its a goddamn process to reconnect it. Fuck that thing is cool when it works but also just overall trash.

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MabusIncarnate
02/11/22 8:20:11 PM
#239:


CanuckCowboy posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/5/AANJGaAAC6lV.jpg
Imma send em a whole fucking portfolio. Lol.

My shitty smart bulb is on the fritz again and its a goddamn process to reconnect it. Fuck that thing is cool when it works but also just overall trash.
Serious, for online advertising I can totally see an ad with their can and Walter laying next to it. Companies need an identity and the can is kinda weak in design, with thousands of craft beer companies in the US and Canada alone they need a gimmick or a draw. Worst they can do is reply with a thanks for the pics.

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Harpie
02/11/22 8:21:28 PM
#240:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Probably the one where I attempt to kick the crap outta Mabus in Maro Kart/Party.

@Harpie I'm learning to drift so watch your ass.
What time are we playing tonight?

Uh huh, I'll believe it when I see it

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CanuckCowboy
02/11/22 8:23:31 PM
#241:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Serious, for online advertising I can totally see an ad with their can and Walter laying next to it. Companies need an identity and the can is kinda weak in design, with thousands of craft beer companies in the US and Canada alone they need a gimmick or a draw. Worst they can do is reply with a thanks for the pics.

I'm gonna do it. Gonna try and get some with better lighting but he seems pretty into the can so it should be nothing to get a ton of decent pics of him with it.

They're actually based only a few hours away from me too so that can't hurt.

I wish I hadn't just stopped doing his Instagram after like 6 kitten pics and then forgotten the account.

Fuck if I'd have kept that going I'd have all the best old pics of baby walt. And maybe some followers to seal the deal with Walter Ceasars.

Thank you again. I would never have actually done that but seriously why not? It would be pretty cool if he could be a spokesman and also i could use some of that money stuff.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/11/22 8:24:09 PM
#242:


I'm already just fucking around with these battle games in Mario Kart. Forgot about them. So i'm ready when everyone else is.

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MabusIncarnate
02/11/22 8:25:06 PM
#243:


I'll be good to play at like 10:30 or so central.

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CanuckCowboy
02/11/22 8:28:43 PM
#244:


Goddamn it you fuckers are playing mariokart? I fucking loved mariokart back on snes and 64 so so much and I have not played it in forever.

Fuck it im making a Walter nft collection. I need a switch.

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Stewman_Magoo
02/11/22 8:30:06 PM
#245:


I'll inevitably be getting a Switch if not for me then my kids. They love playing the Wii swordfighting.

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gunplagirl
02/11/22 8:30:25 PM
#246:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Holy shit that sucks. Start carrying something to defend yourself with.
Getting some hard-core mace to carry and I got a whistle at target

CanuckCowboy posted...
He just charged you and started hitting you?

What a piece of shit. Wtf does that?
Yeah. Kinda wish I had long nails because I got my finger into his right eye but probably nothing as bad as I'd like.

MabusIncarnate posted...
Good lord, I'm sorry you had to go through all this, and that we live in such a shitty, hateful society. Maybe things will change in our lifetime but who the hell knows.
Nah. Not as long as people think they can do whatever they want and that they can hurt others to get that.

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Talib_21
02/11/22 8:30:30 PM
#247:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I'll be good to play at like 10:30 or so central.
Ill be good at 11 if we want some four player

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/11/22 8:30:49 PM
#248:


Harpie beat the piss out of me an Talib last night but I know the way of the Kart now. I think.

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Harpie
02/11/22 8:44:03 PM
#249:


Talib_21 posted...
Ill be good at 11 if we want some four player
Sounds like a plan to me

CanuckCowboy posted...
Goddamn it you fuckers are playing mariokart? I fucking loved mariokart back on snes and 64 so so much and I have not played it in forever.

Fuck it im making a Walter nft collection. I need a switch.
I'd buy a Walter nft to fund your mariokart switch where is it

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Harpie beat the piss out of me an Talib last night but I know the way of the Kart now. I think.
And I'll do it again too. Your body isn't ready

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MabusIncarnate
02/11/22 8:49:05 PM
#250:


We can do Walter NFTs. Send me a bunch of pics, I'll crop and filter them, we can have Switch money in 2 days.

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