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UnfairRepresent
02/06/22 2:16:30 PM
#1:


Would you take it?


Money is after tax but if you take it then everytime any black dude enters the same room you are in, the theme from Shaft starting at the lyrics will loudly emanate from you as if you were playing it.

Doesn't matter who or where it is. Could be a toilet, a diner, work, a movie theatre. Could be Barack Obama or a baby

This effect is permanent for your entire life. You can't turn it off once you've taken the money.

https://youtu.be/Q429AOpL_ds?t=157

Would you take it?

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Questionmarktarius
02/06/22 2:18:14 PM
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How much for the Dolemite theme instead?
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FortuneCookie
02/06/22 2:19:03 PM
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In the movie, it plays when Shaft leaves the subway - not when he walks into a room.

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Lost_All_Senses
02/06/22 2:19:12 PM
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A half white Hispanic American forcing something onto the black community for self profit? I'm good on that. I feel like that happens enough that they don't need me joining in. Giving them the money wouldn't even change enough to make it worth it for them.


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UnfairRepresent
02/06/22 2:20:42 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
In the movie, it plays when Shaft leaves the subway - not when he walks into a room.

<_<
That always pissed me off because he walks in front of oncoming traffic and then gets mad at the taxi driver for honking at him.

But anyway, axckwaaaaaaaayalklly. The Lyrics don't start until a couple of minutes later when he's walking the streets. I think just before he gets to the Newspaper stand

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K181
02/06/22 2:20:43 PM
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No downside detected.

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Water_Rat
02/06/22 2:21:42 PM
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Bruh, lmao
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Machete
02/06/22 2:25:41 PM
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axckwaaaaaaaayalklly

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Ivany2008
02/06/22 2:29:10 PM
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So.... barely ever. I live in a predominantly white area, with a scattering of Asian, Eskimo and the occasional Pakistan/Indian person. Not a lot of dark skinned people.
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ReaperCloud
02/06/22 2:31:07 PM
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K181 posted...
No downside detected.

I don't see one either. People actually dislike this song?

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Master_Bass
02/06/22 2:32:59 PM
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Sure, there's not that many black people in my area anyway, tbh.

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UnfairRepresent
02/07/22 5:57:27 AM
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ReaperCloud posted...
I don't see one either. People actually dislike this song?
I don't think that's the point

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cuttin_in_farm
02/07/22 7:05:20 AM
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Does it do anything if I am the black person walking into a room?

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UnfairRepresent
02/07/22 7:14:28 AM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
Does it do anything if I am the black person walking into a room?
yes

it doesn't discriminate

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rexcrk
02/07/22 7:19:00 AM
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Whats the downside?


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Turbam
02/07/22 7:40:19 AM
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So it would be constantly playing?
Hell yeah, free theme music

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UnfairRepresent
02/07/22 11:23:27 AM
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Turbam posted...
So it would be constantly playing?
Hell yeah, free theme music
If black guys keep walking in yeah

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party_animal07
02/07/22 12:01:34 PM
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Does it count if I'm the one walking into the room?

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UnfairRepresent
02/07/22 12:04:18 PM
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party_animal07 posted...
Does it count if I'm the one walking into the room?
https://youtu.be/sJIfeinL2eI

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Turbam
02/07/22 12:39:18 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
If black guys keep walking in yeah
I am black

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BB mofo
02/07/22 1:05:37 PM
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YWS-is-King posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/4/AAfEv1AAC5YS.jpg

*theme begins to play*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU1X3Wut-k0

I think this theme is more your picture's speed.

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kuwab0
02/07/22 5:10:12 PM
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Can it be the Shaq Pack theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXweq5wKOd8

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BB mofo
02/07/22 5:57:10 PM
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YWS-is-King posted...
@BB_mofo the guy in that picture is black.

So I thought he was white. It was an honest mistake considering he could pass.

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Bishop9800
02/07/22 5:59:48 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
How much for the Dolemite theme instead?

I always loved his theme

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Smackems
02/07/22 6:00:43 PM
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I live in a 55% black area and I'm pretty sure my ass would get beat at least once

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