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Butterfiles
02/04/22 4:14:48 PM
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https://twitter.com/ArmandDoma/status/1489689462602809346?t=W_qDkzMFlNyaGB6a0TPhXw&s=19

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/8/AAX2_KAAC4zU.jpg

How Italian approved was your last pasta meal?

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Giant_Aspirin
02/04/22 4:18:26 PM
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aside from "having garlic bread with a pasta meal" i'm pretty on point

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Jagr_68
02/04/22 4:18:43 PM
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Questionmarktarius
02/04/22 4:18:50 PM
#4:


Butterfiles posted...
How Italian approved was your last pasta meal?
last pasta meal:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/0/AAEhCpAAC4zW.jpg
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BroodRyu
02/04/22 4:18:51 PM
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I dunno what my last pasta meal was, but meh its not like Im looking to please all of Italy every time I make pasta.
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Tyranthraxus
02/04/22 4:19:30 PM
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I am Italian and this is basically spot on.

One point of content though regarding snapping spaghetti is that the question might have been phrased poorly. There are times in which you want to snap spaghetti like if you're making pastiere or something else that requires it. If you're just making a bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce or something similar you'll never want to snap the spaghetti.

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COVxy
02/04/22 4:19:56 PM
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Seems right to me.

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BroodRyu
02/04/22 4:21:16 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
I am Italian and this is basically spot on.

One point of content though regarding snapping spaghetti is that the question might have been phrased poorly. There are times in which you want to snap spaghetti like if you're making pastiere or something else that requires it. If you're just making a bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce or something similar you'll never want to snap the spaghetti.
Why should spaghetti not be snapped?
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Questionmarktarius
02/04/22 4:22:00 PM
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BroodRyu posted...
Why should spaghetti not be snapped?
If it was meant to be short, it would have been sold that way.
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Southernfatman
02/04/22 4:22:47 PM
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I agree with the Italians, but what's wrong with garlic bread?

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Tyranthraxus
02/04/22 4:22:50 PM
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BroodRyu posted...
Why should spaghetti not be snapped?

You (should) eat it by twirling it around a fork. Snapped spaghetti makes this essentially impossible.

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thronedfire2
02/04/22 4:23:37 PM
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"putting pasta in cold water then boiling it"

there are people that do this????

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TheGoldenEel
02/04/22 4:25:20 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
last pasta meal:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/0/AAEhCpAAC4zW.jpg
Pasta =/= noodles

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divot1338
02/04/22 4:26:25 PM
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Other than having no idea how they cooked the actual pasta my sphagetri bolognese w meatballs passes.

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Butterfiles
02/04/22 4:27:06 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
I agree with the Italians, but what's wrong with garlic bread?
I mean you are pairing a heavy carb with a heavy carb. I love it but it's not really necessary

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Pasta
02/04/22 4:28:17 PM
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Having ketchup with pasta
why would you do this

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Caution999
02/04/22 4:28:22 PM
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COVxy posted...
Seems right to me.


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Lonestar2000
02/04/22 4:29:07 PM
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I don't give a shit what they think.

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Jagr_68
02/04/22 4:30:13 PM
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https://youtu.be/qqE7ZxH7BJE

where's the gabagool?

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Questionmarktarius
02/04/22 4:32:41 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
"putting pasta in cold water then boiling it"

there are people that do this????
Microwave, which isn't even listed above.
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LordYeezus
02/04/22 4:33:15 PM
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Show an Italian Jolibee spaghetti, they would hate it lol

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Machete
02/04/22 4:33:59 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
aside from "having garlic bread with a pasta meal" i'm pretty on point

same. That's the only "unacceptable" thing I do and even then I don't do it often. For divisive, I've had risotto as a side dish but I've never personally made risotto. For the acceptable ones, I don't eat pizza with a fork but I don't look down on people who do.

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COVxy
02/04/22 4:34:08 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
https://youtu.be/qqE7ZxH7BJE

where's the gabagool?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/5/AAZt-XAAC4zl.jpg

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Paragon21XX
02/04/22 4:34:21 PM
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Nonna doesn't know best.

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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
02/04/22 4:37:42 PM
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surprised the list didn't mention rolling up your spaghetti with your fork in a spoon is also a no go in Italy.

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uwnim
02/04/22 4:38:24 PM
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I like garlic bread with pasta, put cheese on seafood pasta and like pineapple on pizza.

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MabusIncarnate
02/04/22 4:41:38 PM
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Ketchup on pasta? I only put ketchup on my microwaved scrambled eggs.

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MoonlightSprite
02/04/22 4:44:35 PM
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I like whole kernel corn in my spaghetti with a slice of jiffy mix cornbread.

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uwnim
02/04/22 4:45:44 PM
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MoonlightSprite posted...
I like whole kernel corn in my spaghetti with a slice of jiffy mix cornbread.
Okay, now that is too much carb

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StarDestroyer
02/04/22 4:48:17 PM
#31:


Garlic bread is goooood
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lilORANG
02/04/22 4:55:18 PM
#32:


Are you teling me Italians don't approve of lobster mac?

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BroodRyu
02/04/22 4:55:34 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
You (should) eat it by twirling it around a fork. Snapped spaghetti makes this essentially impossible.
Whenever Ive made spaghetti thats been snapped, its still easily twirlable.
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COVxy
02/04/22 4:57:55 PM
#34:


lilORANG posted...
Are you teling me Italians don't approve of lobster mac?

Cheese and seafood shouldn't mix, that's a general all over the world rule lol.

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hockeybub89
02/04/22 5:00:36 PM
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Outside of the garlic bread, people do that other shit?

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divot1338
02/04/22 5:02:52 PM
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Ive been training my dogs to slowly eat long noodles of spaghetti over time so that eventually I can setup a Lady and the Tramp scenario.

Once they get that trick down Im going to break imgur.

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Heartomaton
02/04/22 5:04:19 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/3/AAcI8BAAC4z3.png

Based.

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Smashingpmkns
02/04/22 5:05:08 PM
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Wait who tf rinses their pasta after cooking it? Lmao

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toreysback
02/04/22 5:05:18 PM
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italians with the conclusive final word on pineapple

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ThyCorndog
02/04/22 5:05:32 PM
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I agree with all of that except the garlic bread
I can eat garlic bread with anything
If doing that is wrong then I don't want to be right

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lilORANG
02/04/22 5:05:42 PM
#41:


COVxy posted...
Cheese and seafood shouldn't mix, that's a general all over the world rule lol.
Imagine being elitist toward lobster mac, a bomb ass dish on menus across the world.

I've also had a very good cheese stuffed grouper but fish/cheese is a bit iffier.

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Funkydog
02/04/22 5:05:42 PM
#42:


Wait. People snap spaghetti?

Are they fucking monsters?

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ThyCorndog
02/04/22 5:06:56 PM
#43:


COVxy posted...
Cheese and seafood shouldn't mix, that's a general all over the world rule lol.
This isn't true. France/Belgium pretty famously mix them. It's specifically a regional thing with Italy and some satellites. I'm albanian and we don't do it either but the idea comes from the italians

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Kombucha
02/04/22 5:07:37 PM
#45:


Italians are vampires confirmed. Such hate against garlic bread is unacceptable.

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A5modeu5
02/04/22 5:09:30 PM
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I am only doing the top 4

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Tyranthraxus
02/04/22 5:10:18 PM
#48:


Kombucha posted...
Italians are vampires confirmed. Such hate against garlic bread is unacceptable.
It's not against garlic bread. It's against garlic bread and pasta at the same time.

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ThyCorndog
02/04/22 5:11:27 PM
#49:


Tyranthraxus posted...
It's not against garlic bread. It's against garlic bread and pasta at the same time.
What about regular bread?

I just don't believe it's a "carb" thing

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ThePieReborn
02/04/22 5:11:28 PM
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Garlic bread goes with everything though.

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Tyranthraxus
02/04/22 5:12:32 PM
#51:


ThyCorndog posted...
What about regular bread?

I just don't believe it's a "carb" thing
Regular bread is usually there because of scarpetta

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