Current Events > CE's Anonymous Confessionary - Before Dark

(+) Yeah! (+)

I want to find a cute transfemale girlfriend.

Well a good start would be referring to her as a transwoman or just simply: a woman
try going out to gay bars, those are very lgbt friendly

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AngelicRadiance posted...

Wish I had some ;_;

Maybe puberty is coming late!
._.

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Woozul posted...

when i was 10 i got in trouble at petco for climbing the cat towers

Lmaooo how high did you get

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Post #228, you know what you have to do. Time to rip the band aid off.

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I have a huge dick

but like, how huge

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Harpie posted...

but like, how huge

It's not as big as Hairy's

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Harpie posted...

but like, how huge

https://i.imgur.com/BN8YEWv.jpeg

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got TV today. Too lazy to set it up right now. I will later tonight.

!!!
AHHHHH it's TIME

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What is your preferred D size

asking for educational purposes

I don't have a preference for D size really. My current partner is well endowed and that's pretty nice, but that's not how I get the majority of pleasure
pls
do not ignore the bean
that's my preferred D size
thanks

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what to do when youre bored?

Recently? Play pokemon and watch python tutorials

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Woozul posted...

oh yeah ive eaten:

milk bones
pet treats from the petco treat bar
beggin strips
meow mix cat food
fish flakes
betta food pellets
dried brine shrimp

I ate a cat food kibble once. Don't regret it but would not do it again.

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I don't blame anon for simping on Pikamee. She's unique. it's rare to find a JP vtuber who is fluent in English. But, I'd be careful about simping for her. She's a hardcore lolicon. As in her favorite hentai is of 8-9 year olds. She also has severe social anxiety and would not respond flirting at all. That's if you ever found her leaving her house which she doesn't. But, at the end of the day you really don't know a thing about her. Sure she talks about her personal life and declining mental health but, you don't know what she's like outside stream. The only hint is she's extremely shy and reclusive and physically not healthy. Sounds good on paper? Cute shy asian girl? But, it'd fall apart rapidly anon. What could you even do? She wouldn't respond well to dates, she wouldn't want to do anything but, stay in her room. Doesn't sound like a healthy relation to me.

Is ya'll really simping a virtual girl?

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I want to hold hands with TC

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Sorry for ghosting, I've had a terrible last few days but the show must go on! I will be posting confessions shortly

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AngelicRadiance posted...

I want to hold hands with TC

o//o
C'mere and take my hand then qt

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Someone made a rape threat against me on imgur today. He was mad at me for saying that I would report people on twitter for saying dumb fucked up shit. He was one of those idiots that says shit like "jUsT wAiT uNTiL tHeY cEnSoR u, sNoWfLaKe!" so I decided to troll him. I called him the c word and said he was probably a sex offender, to which he countered with the rape threat and a triple post and suggested I was mentally struggling. I was like "I am? Not the one triple posting and making rape threats?" Someone else reported his comment and it got deleted. Usually I'm nicer to people on that site because the userbase is much less toxic than CE but there are some far-right morons and I don't have any patience for their nonsense... plus I was curious to see what others would think of the exchange since they an upvote/downvote system. My comments got support while people did not like his.

this whole story is gonna get a yikes from me fam
but I will say that I'm glad his comment was deleted. Gamefaqs should implement a like/dislike system too

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I hope you dont shut this topic down. Its fun

We'll take it to 500 if it lasts that long, how about that? ;p

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TV is set up. It is a "smart TV" which is something I didn't have before and as a borderline genx-millennial, I am both intrigued and frightened of unacclimated technology. I got it physically set up first. That was fun. I had to partially change the layout of my apt. as it is too large to fit where I had my other TV (middle stand... new out has either end stands, so needs a larger surface. Needless to say, I got that done. screwed in base and got all plugs and hook ups taken care of. Then it fucking turned on by itself and started doing something while I was bumbling around with other wires. Apparently, it ran a set up program and checked for attached devices and searched for some internets. I picked up the remote to look it over and it looked like a donald trump remote. The buttons were symbols and corporate logs.

I didn't know what to do but luckily the TV did some self-running shit and it taught me how to use the remote. That was nice. The whole setup shit was easy as fuck and while it is weird to have my apt set up differently, the new TV is away from my AC/Heat now, which it should be because they have some disclaimer on that shit like AC units have some magnetism or some shit that if they are too close to electronics, they might fuck them up a little. My old TV definitely did get fucked up a little. AC/Heat is floor unit and was close to (to the left and down) the TV, which had a big shadow in the lower left corner, as well as dead lines on the left side. Since I had to move stuff around, I made it a point to set it up away from AC/Heat.

Anyway, everything is still working and new TV is larger and better and has new features that I will slowly learn as I gather up courage to fuck around with it >_>

Roku's are great, I love them. They're so affordable and easy to use. When I move next imma get a 4k Roku with a surround sound setup. It's gonna be awesome

Your tv isn't gonna break if you mess with it, don't be afraid of it! Have you calibrated the tv yet?

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i think that confession in post 228 was written by a certain cegal

What are you implying?

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I work for the CE but I don't say that out-loud for the rest of CE to hear in order to avoid being crucified. The CIA is a lot bigger than most of the userbase in here realize so when we fall under scrutiny they will cite numbers about how some of us were caught doing "illegal activities." in truth we have far more restrictions than the local police force and FBI combined while the majority in the CIA mostly operate desk jobs. The pay is pretty good though.

Huh this is actually pretty interesting. What kinda restrictions do you have that those in the police force and FBI don't?

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Harpie posted...

I've had a terrible last few days

I'm sorry to hear that :(

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AngelicRadiance posted...

I'm sorry to hear that :(

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I saw that my ex made an entirely new Instagram instead of blocking me or deleting pics of us on her old one and I cried.

<3333
Would you rather her block you? Maybe she was trying to protect your feelings

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I've started to care for certain users on this board and it's making it really hard for me to go out in a blaze of glory like I've been planning for months.

You can always come back, no one's stopping you. I leave ce for months at a time fairly often. Whatcha leaving for?

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Oh, I should also mention that I was the one who broke up with the girl who I spotted with a new insta. So like, the biggest punch of regret kicked me in the face.

Ooof what did ya do that for??

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I was sexually assaulted on a date I had with someone I met from the internet he drove to a lonely area and threatened to leave me there if I didn't blow him. I've literally never told anyone about it

Dear god that was an orchestrated assault, Wow, I'm so sorry that happened to you. That's so horrific and scary, Here take my ehugs if you want them <33
What's been your reasons for keeping quiet?


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Do you have a penis, Harpie?

Not yet, sadly

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Harpie posted...

Not yet, sadly

I'll lend you mine I keep it on the shelf for emergencies

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He assaulted me when I was a teenager and I was ashamed and scared eventually it just seemed simpler to just keep it to myself

Well hopefully you can get some kind of justice/peace eventually

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When I think about when I broke up with her, I feel like I had a million reasons. I was bored, we fought a lot, our families were at odds, she didn't accept certain parts of me, COVID kept us apart, etc etc. But now when I think back, I feel like I was just being an idiot. It's only been a few months, but when I saw her new insta I feel like it meant that she had finally moved on from me and I guess I just felt like I made a huge mistake and the breakup just came at me all at once. So I don't know what I'd rather have, in regards to her blocking me or making a new account. I just wish I deleted insta before I saw it.
Xoxox

Don't forget the reasons you broke up with her. Tbh it doesn't seem like a supportive relationship, and you deserve better <33

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Harpie is probably busy it's a Saturday night

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He is so gorgeous and sweet. I wish I was there with him. One of those rare people you see every so often that you take joy in looking at every feature they have and commit them to memory. My heart is fluttering and I feel my heart twinge when I see a notification that might be from him.
He probably just sees me as another somewhat okay internet person to talk to. Im in over my head and angry with myself for letting it go this far.
The last time I gave up meh stability and general unhappiness in a relationship for something that excited me I got horribly burned. Probably better that I keep it in and stay.

If youre in an unhappy relationship Im always gonna encourage you to do better. Even if that means being alone. Getting burned once doesnt mean itll happen again, and you deserve more than mediocrity

Idk I just want you to be happy and content, regardless if youre in a relationship or not

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Sucks to always be the one chosen out of lack of other options. Wish I wasnt enough, but more than enough. The first choice.

<3333
Well now you gotta show em why they shouldve chosen you first and sucker punch them all in the crotch

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Hilarious how a certain CEman who told his gf she wouldnt allow her to get breast implants is openly ogling a CEgals breasts that, by the users own admission, are implants. God.

this is incredibly specific 0-o

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I love Woozul and our little zoo wif my whole heart

CUTE

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I vented to CE this morning...

I don't feel any better.

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I could have withdrew $200k in crypto and paid of my house, wife's student loans, and paid for the rest of the home renovations we wanted. I got greedy and waited for more and it is all worth about $10k now. Blessed I'm happy with life or might have had to talk myself off a ledge

Oof, thats bad. Keep holding it if you still have though, it could go up again over time
probably
maybe
who knows

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Heartomaton posted...

I vented to CE this morning...

I don't feel any better.

Were they not receptive

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Harpie posted...

Were they not receptive

Oh most of them were very receptive.

The hurt is just too strong this time.

If you want the low-down, it's my "Today is a bad day, CE." topic.

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I want to leave because I waste too much time and I get too upset at dumb stuff. But I like a few people now :(

You can always come back every other month or so to talk to them, then leave again. Thats sort of what I do. In fact, after this topic Im gonna be gone for a long while, at least a few months

Getting outta here is good, but its nice to revisit once in a while

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