Current Events > You Only Shitpost Twice, Mr. Bond.

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It was his hat, Mr. Bond.

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I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, underneath the mistletoe last night, Mr. Bond

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Your waifu is trash, Mr. Bond.

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You look like a bear wearing a marshmallow, Mr. Bond.

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Your cock is looking a bit unsucked, Mr. Bond.

Yousa in big doo-doo dis time, Mr. Bond.

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"Please understand, Mr. Bond."

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Batman smells; Robin laid an egg, Mr. Bond

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I pooped in the pot again, I'm gonna need someone to clean me up (crying). Its really bad this time Mr. Bond.

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Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine, Mr. Bond?

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Maarthaaaa, Mr. Bond.

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I don't kill people. That is - that is my least favourite thing to do, Mr. Bond.
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I'm Mister White Christmas
I'm Mister Snow
I'm Mister Icicle
I'm Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
I'm too much, Mr Bond!

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Have you heard the expression 'room temperature?' This...is the room, Mr. Bond.

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I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hai, Mr. Bond!

And every last inch of me's covered in hair, Mr. Bond.

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I am invincible, Mr. Bond.

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it was loaded. it exploded, mr bond

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I'll Jack in to your squirrel if thats what it takes Mr. Bond.

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They did surgery on a grape, Mr. Bond.

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Xavier_On_High posted...

They did surgery on a grape, Mr. Bond.

Open wide because I'm gonna GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH MR. BOND!

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You must be tired aftet today. Let's go to sleep, Mr. Bond.

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"Whoops?!" My insurance doesn't cover PMS, Mr. Bond!

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I am here to pump... *clap* ...YOU up, Mr. Bond!

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I'm kicking my ass, DO YOU MIND, Mr. Bond?!

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Fall on your knees - O hear the angel voices, Mr. Bond

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So I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all I think I can live with it, Mr. Bond.

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I told myself "Mario, take it easy!", Mr. Bond.

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Your password is too weak, Mr. Bond.

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I'm Turbo! The greatest racer ever! And I did not reprogram this world to let you and that halitosis-riddled warthog take it away from me, Mr. Bond!!

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Pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue, Mr. Bond

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What kind of supreme being would condone such irony, Mr. Bond?

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Do I think I'm going to paradise? Of course not, and I wouldn't go even if I was asked. I don't want to go to some celestial North Korea where all I get to do is praise the Dear Leader from dawn til dusk, Mr. Bond.

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ON A COLD WINTER MORNING, Mr. Bond.

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We're despicable, Mr. Bond. We make ourselves plain sickable, Mr. Bond

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I wanna break it down for ya'll
I came from the streets, with nothin'
Now I'm makin' hit records
For my people still livin' in the streets
Still livin' in poverty, I wanna tell you
I'm doin' this for you
My success is your success
And I know you may be thinkin'
Hey, if you really believe that
Why don't you use some of your money
To help rebuild the neighborhood
Instead of putting spinning rims on a gold jet ski?
And to that I say (uh, chorus is comin' out), Mr. Bond.

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Me love you long time Mr. Bond.

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If you a scared motherfucker go to church, Mr. Bond.

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ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT, Mr. Bond?

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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THlN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE. MR. BOND.

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COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION, Mr. Bond.

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Take a seat, Mr. Bond.


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