Current Events > You Only Shitpost Twice, Mr. Bond.

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you'll be doing alright with your christmas of white, mr bond

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The Aztecs invented the vacation, Mr. Bond.

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My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG, Mr. Bond

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Schnittke - Peer Gynt

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The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, Mr. Bond.

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Post 358 belonged in a different topic. i apologize deeply and hope the shame i bring on my ancestors for that error can be kept to a bare minimum, Mr. Bond.

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Schnittke - Peer Gynt, Mr. Bond.

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I don't understand 90% of the references in this topic, Mr. Bond.

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You're a quick study, Mr Bond. (Actual line)

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You're a quick study, Mr Bond. (Actual line), Mr. Bond.

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I made my fortune by being smarter than the smarties and tougher than the toughies, Mr. Bond.

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I'm gonna be the pirate wizard Hokage, Ichigo! ....Mr. Bond.

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The Dominos Heat Wave bag keeps it hot, Mr. Bond.

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what is this i don't even mr bond

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Person, woman, man, camera, tv, Mr. Bond.

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I want a yacht, and really that's not a lot, Mr. Bond

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Save the cheerleader, save the world, Mr. Bond.

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Man fan died at the room shot up to 97 degrees, Mr. Bond.

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I've never made it without biting, ask Mr. Bond.

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Legends don't burn down villages, Mr. Bond.

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When you're listening to Tool, just remember that they're not like other bands, Mr. Bond.

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You're a veritable geyser of curiosity, Mr. Bond.

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Now you're playing with power, Mr. Bond.

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5,000,000 points to Slytherin Mr. Bond!

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I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum, Mr. Bond.

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My name is Michael Western, I used to be a spy Mr. Bond.

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you have to be happy with what you have to be happy with, mr bond

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Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die Mr. Bond.

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Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck d*ck for coke, Mr. Bond.

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I'm the juggernaut, bitch, Mr. Bond.

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Let's Go Brandon is how paedophiles identify each other online, Mr. Bond.

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this ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no foolin' around, mr bond

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Death in the dream world will send your soul wandering for eternity, Mr. Bond.

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Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes, Mr. Bond.

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I hope I die before I get old, Mr. Bond.

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Everybody gotta die sometime, Mr. Bond.

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When I die, and when I'm gone, there'll be one child born to carry on, to carry on, Mr. Bond

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We'll carry on, we'll carry on
And though you're dead and gone, believe me
Your memory will carry on, Mr. Bond.

This is only a spoiler if you were to point it out that it could be one. Uh... whoops?

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I'm turning Japanese! I think Im turning Japanese! I really think so Mr. Bond!

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If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair, Mr. Bond

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But eaking news Mr. Bond!


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I see you there with a rose in your teeth. One more thin gypsy thief, Mr. Bond.

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I never go back on my word. That's my Ninja way, Mr. Bond.
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