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Xavier_On_High
11/04/21 11:21:39 AM
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Xavier_On_High
11/04/21 12:25:25 PM
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Shin Megami Tensei V is just Persona without the heart, Mr. Bond.

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Tom Clark
11/04/21 12:26:32 PM
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Currently pregnant so don't know what else to tell ya. Don't make it werid, Mr Bond.

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jpenny2
11/04/21 12:26:49 PM
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And that's why you always leave a note, Mr. Bond.

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HA4e
11/04/21 12:43:58 PM
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I read all of these in Goldfinger's voice, Mr. Bond.

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iPhone_7
11/04/21 12:47:04 PM
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It puts the lotion in the basket, Mr. Bond.

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Xethuminra
11/04/21 12:47:37 PM
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I am Xethuminra, Mr Bond


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YoungMutual
11/04/21 12:47:52 PM
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That's what she said, Mr Bond.

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Smiffwilm
11/04/21 12:48:14 PM
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Don't go chasing waterfalls, Mr. Bond.

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Xethuminra
11/04/21 12:48:27 PM
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YoungMutual posted...
That's what she said, Mr Bond.
Deja vu
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masterpug53
11/04/21 12:49:00 PM
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I've made a huge mistake, Mr. Bond.

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Mistere Man
11/04/21 12:49:56 PM
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Never lose your dinosaur Mr. Bond.

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Mistere Man
11/04/21 12:52:34 PM
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Why does it have pincers Mr. Bond?!

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HA4e
11/04/21 12:54:25 PM
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I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear, Mr. Bond.

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Lukey_Bug
11/04/21 12:58:54 PM
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Let's mosey, Mr Bond

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Old NoiseTank
11/04/21 12:59:26 PM
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yikes, mr. bond

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Mistere Man
11/04/21 1:00:26 PM
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Touch that clock, and you can never come back Mr. Bond.

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masterpug53
11/04/21 1:02:18 PM
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I don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously, it's a chore, just like any other, Mr. Bond.

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Lukey_Bug
11/04/21 1:02:31 PM
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You were almost a Jill sandwich, Mr Bond.

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masterpug53
11/04/21 1:13:40 PM
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Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire, Mr. Bond.

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Lukey_Bug
11/04/21 1:24:00 PM
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I gotta get up there!, Mr Bond.

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Shotgunnova
11/04/21 1:24:55 PM
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How about the Annexation of Puerto Rico, Mr. Bond?

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Stagmar
11/04/21 1:25:34 PM
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Wrex

Mr. Bond

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Alex1976
11/04/21 1:43:48 PM
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Old soldiers never die...they just fade away, Mr. Bond.

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masterpug53
11/04/21 1:48:55 PM
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Allow myself to introduce...myself. My name is Ritchie Cunningham, and this is my wife Oprah, Mr. Bond.

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matteus70
11/04/21 2:54:55 PM
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My hands are dirty too, Mr. Bond.

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Smiffwilm
11/04/21 3:00:14 PM
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You know hwat I mean Vern, Mr. Bond.

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masterpug53
11/04/21 3:06:49 PM
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When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime, Mr. Bond.

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masterpug53
11/04/21 3:10:09 PM
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Yesterday? Yesterday you said you'd call Sears, Mr. Bond.

You'll call now, Mr. Bond.

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Mistere Man
11/04/21 3:10:19 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime, Mr. Bond.
Those pizza bagels are my life. I make those tiny bagels by hand Mr. Bond.

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Smiffwilm
11/04/21 3:11:15 PM
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These pretzels are making me thirsty, Mr. Bond.

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Spidey5
11/04/21 3:19:48 PM
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HA4e
11/04/21 3:21:46 PM
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What I said was true from a certain point of view, Mr. Bond.

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spikethedevil
11/04/21 3:23:54 PM
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HA4e posted...
I read all of these in Goldfinger's voice, Mr. Bond.

Even though the topic title is a play on a Blofeld line?

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masterpug53
11/04/21 3:23:57 PM
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Judge me by my size, do you, Mr. Bond?

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Mistere Man
11/04/21 3:44:27 PM
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How many lights do you see Mr.Bond?

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