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Harpie 10/23/21 11:53:00 PM #151:	I once had to do a recipe that involved egg whites and I thought egg white meant the shell so I broke the shell in tiny pieces and put it in. It's 100% true but people don't believe me when I talk about it. don't worry, I am also a failure in the kitchen so I 100% believe in you --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6 <cite>Harpie posted [p:959330908] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote><quote>I once had to do a recipe that involved egg whites and I thought egg white meant the shell so I broke the shell in tiny pieces and put it in. It's 100% true but people don't believe me when I talk about it.</quote>don't worry, I am also a failure in the kitchen so I 100% believe in you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/23/21 11:53:34 PM #152:	Deck the halls with boughs of covid falalalalalalalalalala I can't WAIT for the release of the special winter edition of covid --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6 <cite>Harpie posted [p:959330915] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote><quote>Deck the halls with boughs of covid falalalalalalalalalala</quote>I can't WAIT for the release of the special winter edition of covid </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/23/21 11:54:04 PM #153:	TheRadiant posted... I hate myself --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959330925] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>TheRadiant posted... </cite> <quote>I hate myself</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/23/21 11:55:47 PM #154:	C'mon, confess. You can do it. I believe in you. Spill your deepest darkest secrets, or just what's on your mind tonight. Ask me anything you wish to know. Or tell me about whatever insane ideas and stories you can come up with. huh that sounds kinda familar idk --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6 <cite>Harpie posted [p:959330963] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote><quote>C'mon, confess. You can do it. I believe in you. Spill your deepest darkest secrets, or just what's on your mind tonight. Ask me anything you wish to know. Or tell me about whatever insane ideas and stories you can come up with.</quote>huh that sounds kinda familar idk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/23/21 11:56:00 PM #155:	"my body isn't ready" Mine is I just washed for u no thanks --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6 <cite>Harpie posted [p:959330969] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote><quote>"my body isn't ready" Mine is I just washed for u</quote>no thanks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/24/21 12:01:32 AM #156:	ApherosyLove posted... I hinestyld can never decide between torchic and mudkip on any given playthrough its a guys number TBH which I guess is weird I didn't really even think about it until I started typing this out lmfaooo He wasn't particularly cute or anything and I've no interested in boys atm me with chimchar and turtwig in gen 4 Are you gonna get the new pokemon game(s)? BloodMoon7 posted... Deep down I just feel so worthless. There's this sensation trying to well up inside me. Fear, despair, fury... I don't know. But I can't allow myself that. To fear is to wish for survival, but what right do I have to that? To despair is to lose sight of hope but to believe in the future is beyond me. To feel fury is to rage at the injustice of it all but I know I did this to myself. I don't deserve anything, not even these feelings. It's a sick joke that someone like me would try to appear human. You are far from worthless, you're a living breathing funny awesome human being who is inherently deserving of life. Life has its ups and downs, so you gonna stick it put for those ups. Plus I like seeing you around :) Johnny_Nutcase posted... Hi Harpie, My name is Tommy Fruitcase and I got a problem. I got my pant leg stuck in the toaster oven again and these are almost quality pants that I would like to salvage. Is it hip to walk around with burn marks on your trousers while you're rebuilding your life? hi tommy fruitcase, I think that not only are your pants still fashionable, but that you should start ridiculing others for not having burnt marks on their trousers your welcome, harpie --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6 <cite>Harpie posted [p:959331099] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>ApherosyLove posted... </cite> <quote>I hinestyld can never decide between torchic and mudkip on any given playthrough its a guys number TBH which I guess is weird I didn't really even think about it until I started typing this out lmfaooo He wasn't particularly cute or anything and I've no interested in boys atm</quote>me with chimchar and turtwig in gen 4 Are you gonna get the new pokemon game(s)? BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>Deep down I just feel so worthless. There's this sensation trying to well up inside me. Fear, despair, fury... I don't know. But I can't allow myself that. To fear is to wish for survival, but what right do I have to that? To despair is to lose sight of hope but to believe in the future is beyond me. To feel fury is to rage at the injustice of it all but I know I did this to myself. I don't deserve anything, not even these feelings. It's a sick joke that someone like me would try to appear human.</quote>You are far from worthless, you're a living breathing funny awesome human being who is inherently deserving of life. Life has its ups and downs, so you gonna stick it put for those ups. Plus I like seeing you around :) Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Hi Harpie, My name is Tommy Fruitcase and I got a problem. I got my pant leg stuck in the toaster oven again and these are almost quality pants that I would like to salvage. Is it hip to walk around with burn marks on your trousers while you're rebuilding your life?</quote>hi tommy fruitcase, I think that not only are your pants still fashionable, but that you should start ridiculing others for not having burnt marks on their trousers your welcome, harpie </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 10/24/21 12:02:14 AM #157:	TheRadiant posted... I hate myself I think you're the bees knees --- https://imgur.com/a/X14Jka4 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:959331113] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>TheRadiant posted... </cite> <quote>I hate myself</quote> I think you're the bees knees </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/24/21 12:03:14 AM #158:	TheRadiant posted... I hate myself BloodMoon7 posted... Same Pandamonic posted... I hate myself guys pls I have experience lemme tell you hating yourself is not worth it it actually sucks a lot --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6 <cite>Harpie posted [p:959331149] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>TheRadiant posted... </cite> <quote>I hate myself</quote> BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>Same</quote> Pandamonic posted... </cite> <quote>I hate myself</quote>guys pls I have experience lemme tell you hating yourself is not worth it it actually sucks a lot </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/24/21 12:04:26 AM #159:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Lay it on me brotha. Harpie can't fix shit. Let me take a stab at it. i can fix anything johnny well, except for ~~your mom~~ hulkhogan1 posted... Harpie is cooler than anyone else in this topic! pls stop --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6 <cite>Harpie posted [p:959331181] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Lay it on me brotha. Harpie can't fix shit. Let me take a stab at it.</quote>i can fix anything johnny well, except for your mom hulkhogan1 posted... </cite> <quote>Harpie is cooler than anyone else in this topic!</quote>pls stop </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/24/21 12:05:26 AM #160:	Harpie posted... i can fix anything johnny well, except for ~~your mom~~ She's dead so... yeah. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959331203] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Harpie posted... </cite> <quote>i can fix anything johnny well, except for your mom</quote> She's dead so... yeah. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Angel_ 10/24/21 12:05:29 AM #161:	Love yourselves --- Nostalgia, how I remember things. Remember crowns, remember kings. <cite>_Angel_ posted [p:959331207] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Love yourselves </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 10/24/21 12:05:50 AM #162:	_Angel_ posted... Love yourselves I love you --- https://imgur.com/a/X14Jka4 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:959331213] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>_Angel_ posted... </cite> <quote>Love yourselves</quote> I love you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/24/21 12:06:36 AM #163:	I used to think girls didn't have weenies but now every time I see a girl I wonder if she has a weenie I usually wonder how they got their butt so juicy but that works too I forgot to pray to our celord and savior error1355 yesterday. Can I make up for it by praying twice today? yes, for our celord and savior error1355 is a forgiving being --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6 <cite>Harpie posted [p:959331229] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote><quote>I used to think girls didn't have weenies but now every time I see a girl I wonder if she has a weenie</quote>I usually wonder how they got their butt so juicy but that works too <quote>I forgot to pray to our celord and savior error1355 yesterday. Can I make up for it by praying twice today?</quote>yes, for our celord and savior error1355 is a forgiving being </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/24/21 12:07:44 AM #164:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... She's dead so... yeah. wow same! high five for the dead mom club? _Angel_ posted... Love yourselves https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX94sRI0tXY&ab_channel=PizzaPal --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6 <cite>Harpie posted [p:959331255] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>She's dead so... yeah.</quote>wow same! high five for the dead mom club? _Angel_ posted... </cite> <quote>Love yourselves</quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX94sRI0tXY&ab_channel=PizzaPal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/24/21 12:08:43 AM #165:	Harpie posted... wow same! high five for the dead mom club? First ever response like that.... sure. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959331273] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Harpie posted... </cite> <quote>wow same! high five for the dead mom club?</quote> First ever response like that.... sure. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/24/21 12:09:32 AM #166:	Harpie, would you ever date a CEman? I already have :X would not do it again tho, they were great but uh I am not good at online based relationships --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6 <cite>Harpie posted [p:959331295] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote><quote>Harpie, would you ever date a CEman?</quote>I already have :X would not do it again tho, they were great but uh I am not good at online based relationships </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yefoloogi 10/24/21 12:10:35 AM #167:	_Angel_ posted... Love yourselves I love everything about myself. except my ass --- (@)(@) ZzzzZ <cite>Yefoloogi posted [p:959331321] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>_Angel_ posted... </cite> <quote>Love yourselves</quote> I love everything about myself. except my ass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 10/24/21 12:11:32 AM #168:	Yefoloogi posted... I love everything about myself. except my ass Nothing some Buffalo chicken Mac and cheese can't fix --- https://imgur.com/a/X14Jka4 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:959331350] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Yefoloogi posted... </cite> <quote>I love everything about myself. except my ass</quote> Nothing some Buffalo chicken Mac and cheese can't fix </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/24/21 12:12:07 AM #169:	My gf said I should stop apologizing so much, so I apologized for apologizing so much we might be the same person I got warned for saying [thing] Cmon WHY do you think that confessing your exact warnable post is a good idea are you trying to shut me down smh i'll shut you down! --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6 <cite>Harpie posted [p:959331359] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote><quote>My gf said I should stop apologizing so much, so I apologized for apologizing so much</quote>we might be the same person <quote>I got warned for saying [thing]</quote>Cmon WHY do you think that confessing your exact warnable post is a good idea are you trying to shut me down smh i'll shut you down! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yefoloogi 10/24/21 12:13:57 AM #170:	Zodd3224 posted... Nothing some Buffalo chicken Mac and cheese can't fix You gave me a brilliant idea. If I eat that shit every day, maybe I can get a phat ass! --- (@)(@) ZzzzZ <cite>Yefoloogi posted [p:959331407] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Zodd3224 posted... </cite> <quote>Nothing some Buffalo chicken Mac and cheese can't fix</quote> You gave me a brilliant idea. If I eat that shit every day, maybe I can get a phat ass! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 10/24/21 12:14:04 AM #171:	Zodd3224 posted... Nothing some Buffalo chicken Mac and cheese can't fix I understand this reference --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:959331408] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Zodd3224 posted... </cite> <quote>Nothing some Buffalo chicken Mac and cheese can't fix</quote> I understand this reference </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/24/21 12:14:26 AM #172:	Every time I see a girl I fucking HOPE she has a weenie. she might, then what ;00000 I feel like we're starting to get into the dark shit of these confessions. Like... they are getting less fun and more disturbing. yes that is part of confessionary. Typically if one person starts it changes the mood for the following confessors. If you wanna change it back, post a few confessions in the vein of what you wanna see and people will likely follow I've actually done it before myself to get confessionary poppin' again lol I like turtles yes yes, plastic straws should be illegal --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6 <cite>Harpie posted [p:959331415] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote><quote>Every time I see a girl I fucking HOPE she has a weenie.</quote>she might, then what ;00000 <quote>I feel like we're starting to get into the dark shit of these confessions. Like... they are getting less fun and more disturbing.</quote>yes that is part of confessionary. Typically if one person starts it changes the mood for the following confessors. If you wanna change it back, post a few confessions in the vein of what you wanna see and people will likely follow I've actually done it before myself to get confessionary poppin' again lol <quote>I like turtles</quote>yes yes, plastic straws should be illegal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yefoloogi 10/24/21 12:15:08 AM #173:	Machete posted... I understand this reference Its a reference? Shit I feel left out --- (@)(@) ZzzzZ <cite>Yefoloogi posted [p:959331431] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Machete posted... </cite> <quote>I understand this reference</quote> Its a reference? Shit I feel left out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 10/24/21 12:17:56 AM #174:	Harpie posted... Typically if one person starts it changes the mood for the following confessors. If you wanna change it back, post a few confessions in the vein of what you wanna see and people will likely follow One time I payed for a man's meal at a Burger King but left without saying anything. He was short some change and they wouldn't let it slide and he went to his car to go look for some coins and I paid for his food in full. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:959331491] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Harpie posted... </cite> <quote>Typically if one person starts it changes the mood for the following confessors. If you wanna change it back, post a few confessions in the vein of what you wanna see and people will likely follow</quote>One time I payed for a man's meal at a Burger King but left without saying anything. He was short some change and they wouldn't let it slide and he went to his car to go look for some coins and I paid for his food in full. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/24/21 12:18:05 AM #175:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... First ever response like that.... sure. your welcome mr fruitcase at your service! Zodd3224 posted... Nothing some Buffalo chicken Mac and cheese can't fix give it to me NOW omg i kinda wanna go on a buffalo chicken mac and cheese adventure Yefoloogi posted... You gave me a brilliant idea. If I eat that shit every day, maybe I can get a phat ass! this is the correct answer --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6 <cite>Harpie posted [p:959331495] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>First ever response like that.... sure.</quote>your welcome mr fruitcase at your service! Zodd3224 posted... </cite> <quote>Nothing some Buffalo chicken Mac and cheese can't fix</quote>give it to me NOW omg i kinda wanna go on a buffalo chicken mac and cheese adventure Yefoloogi posted... </cite> <quote>You gave me a brilliant idea. If I eat that shit every day, maybe I can get a phat ass!</quote>this is the correct answer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/24/21 12:19:55 AM #176:	BloodMoon7 posted... One time I payed for a man's meal at a Burger King but left without saying anything. He was short some change and they wouldn't let it slide and he went to his car to go look for some coins and I paid for his food in full. Aww that's really sweet! Did you not want the recognition from him or were you in a rush or something --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6 <cite>Harpie posted [p:959331529] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>One time I payed for a man's meal at a Burger King but left without saying anything. He was short some change and they wouldn't let it slide and he went to his car to go look for some coins and I paid for his food in full.</quote>Aww that's really sweet! Did you not want the recognition from him or were you in a rush or something </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/24/21 12:23:36 AM #177:	Which CEman has the biggest dick?? the ce discord bros know I am a foot and a half taller than my wife. So when I take a shower I make sure to set the shower head as high as possible. Then when she gets in she cant reach it to lower it and she has to call me in. So I get to see her naked. She has yet to realize that setting is too high for even me. Not that I cant see her naked pretty much any time but still. Its the little things. you are the best this made me laugh! My god what a big brain idea, 10/10, are you ever gonna tell her? --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6 <cite>Harpie posted [p:959331623] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote><quote>Which CEman has the biggest dick??</quote>the ce discord bros know <quote>I am a foot and a half taller than my wife. So when I take a shower I make sure to set the shower head as high as possible. Then when she gets in she cant reach it to lower it and she has to call me in. So I get to see her naked. She has yet to realize that setting is too high for even me. Not that I cant see her naked pretty much any time but still. Its the little things.</quote>you are the best this made me laugh! My god what a big brain idea, 10/10, are you ever gonna tell her? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yefoloogi 10/24/21 12:24:29 AM #178:	Harpie posted... the ce discord bros know i must know this too. For research and science! --- (@)(@) ZzzzZ <cite>Yefoloogi posted [p:959331642] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Harpie posted... </cite> <quote>the ce discord bros know </quote> i must know this too. For research and science! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 10/24/21 12:24:52 AM #179:	@Hairy-man has the biggest dick I've ever seen --- https://imgur.com/a/X14Jka4 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:959331651] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>@Hairy-man has the biggest dick I've ever seen </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/24/21 12:25:09 AM #180:	Yefoloogi posted... I love everything about myself. except my ass :( --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959331659] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Yefoloogi posted... </cite> <quote>I love everything about myself. except my ass</quote>:( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 10/24/21 12:25:38 AM #181:	Harpie posted... Aww that's really sweet! Did you not want the recognition from him or were you in a rush or something I don't like being thanked, it makes me feel awkward. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:959331672] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Harpie posted... </cite> <quote>Aww that's really sweet! Did you not want the recognition from him or were you in a rush or something</quote>I don't like being thanked, it makes me feel awkward. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/24/21 12:26:09 AM #182:	I know noone cares but I planned to commit suicide 1 year ago today but somebody else at my school did it first and it opened my eyes on how many people it affects and stopped me. Yeah it's impossible to see the impact on others until it's too late. thanks for staying <33 I had a dream about my ex girlfriend recently. In my dream she was chasing me around with a knife and I hid in a closet so she wouldn't find me. Then she started walking slowly toward the closet and suddenly opened the door. I woke up screaming jesus christ Has she ever scared you in that way?? --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6 <cite>Harpie posted [p:959331683] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote><quote>I know noone cares but I planned to commit suicide 1 year ago today but somebody else at my school did it first and it opened my eyes on how many people it affects and stopped me.</quote>Yeah it's impossible to see the impact on others until it's too late. thanks for staying <33 <quote>I had a dream about my ex girlfriend recently. In my dream she was chasing me around with a knife and I hid in a closet so she wouldn't find me. Then she started walking slowly toward the closet and suddenly opened the door. I woke up screaming</quote>jesus christ Has she ever scared you in that way?? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yefoloogi 10/24/21 12:27:37 AM #183:	Zodd3224 posted... @Hairy-man has the biggest dick I've ever seen Is this true? @Hairy-man --- (@)(@) ZzzzZ <cite>Yefoloogi posted [p:959331725] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Zodd3224 posted... </cite> <quote>@Hairy-man has the biggest dick I've ever seen</quote> Is this true? @Hairy-man </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/24/21 12:28:07 AM #184:	Mine has. She has a short fuse and calls me angry. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959331736] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Mine has. She has a short fuse and calls me angry. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/24/21 12:28:54 AM #185:	Today, my next door pregnant neighbor knocked on my door. Around 7 pm today, I heard some knocking on my door. I opened it and it was my next door pregnant neighbor (she was, I think, in her 7th or 8th month). She was holding a small plate in her hand. In a very shy voice, she asked me if I can give her some of what ever I was cooking because she liked the smell. I think pregnant women sometimes have strong cravings and they can not resist it. Anyway, She was shy and apologized a lot for her request since we dont know each other. I laughed and told her it is ok :). I was cooking a traditional meal from my country and the recipe has olive oil, garlic, jalapeos and some spices. I think the smell was nice. I gave her some of my dinner then she left. I Watched her walking home like a cute little penguin whos happy with her successful little hunting I felt really happy too for some reason. this is the cutest thing I've read all week thank you maybe you guys can be friends and live happily ever after hmm maybe not but friends! --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6 <cite>Harpie posted [p:959331758] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote><quote>Today, my next door pregnant neighbor knocked on my door. Around 7 pm today, I heard some knocking on my door. I opened it and it was my next door pregnant neighbor (she was, I think, in her 7th or 8th month). She was holding a small plate in her hand. In a very shy voice, she asked me if I can give her some of what ever I was cooking because she liked the smell. I think pregnant women sometimes have strong cravings and they can not resist it. Anyway, She was shy and apologized a lot for her request since we dont know each other. I laughed and told her it is ok :). I was cooking a traditional meal from my country and the recipe has olive oil, garlic, jalapeos and some spices. I think the smell was nice. I gave her some of my dinner then she left. I Watched her walking home like a cute little penguin whos happy with her successful little hunting I felt really happy too for some reason.</quote>this is the cutest thing I've read all week thank you maybe you guys can be friends and live happily ever after hmm maybe not but friends! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hairy-man 10/24/21 12:29:41 AM #186:	Zodd3224 posted... @Hairy-man has the biggest dick I've ever seen Yefoloogi posted... Is this true? @Hairy-man How can I be of service? --- Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman CEW Commissioner <cite>Hairy-man posted [p:959331781] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Zodd3224 posted... </cite> <quote>@Hairy-man has the biggest dick I've ever seen</quote> Yefoloogi posted... </cite> <quote>Is this true? @Hairy-man</quote> How can I be of service? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 10/24/21 12:30:35 AM #187:	Everyone wants to see your gigantic slab of man meat Hairy --- https://imgur.com/a/X14Jka4 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:959331805] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Everyone wants to see your gigantic slab of man meat Hairy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/24/21 12:31:12 AM #188:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Mine has. She has a short fuse and calls me angry. you deserve better johnny She's outta line if she scares you like that pls don't tolerate intimidation and abusive behavior Yefoloogi posted... Is this true? Hairy-man We must know, for science --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6 <cite>Harpie posted [p:959331818] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Mine has. She has a short fuse and calls me angry.</quote>you deserve better johnny She's outta line if she scares you like that pls don't tolerate intimidation and abusive behavior Yefoloogi posted... </cite> <quote>Is this true? Hairy-man</quote>We must know, for science </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 10/24/21 12:31:37 AM #189:	Harpie posted... I was cooking a traditional meal from my country and the recipe has olive oil, garlic, jalapeos and some spices. I think the smell was nice. I gave her some of my dinner then she left. hey while we're on the subject, can I get some? >_> I'm not pregnant but that sounds delicious --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:959331829] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Harpie posted... </cite> <quote>I was cooking a traditional meal from my country and the recipe has olive oil, garlic, jalapeos and some spices. I think the smell was nice. I gave her some of my dinner then she left.</quote> hey while we're on the subject, can I get some? >_> I'm not pregnant but that sounds delicious </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/24/21 12:32:18 AM #190:	Oh hi, Hairy-man! --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959331846] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Oh hi, Hairy-man! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hairy-man 10/24/21 12:34:16 AM #191:	Pandamonic posted... Oh hi, Hairy-man! Hi there. Do you like foot longs? --- Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman CEW Commissioner <cite>Hairy-man posted [p:959331894] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Pandamonic posted... </cite> <quote>Oh hi, Hairy-man!</quote> Hi there. Do you like foot longs? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yefoloogi 10/24/21 12:35:37 AM #192:	Hairy-man posted... Hi there. Do you like foot longs? Fuck off. Footlong dicks are like unicorns. They exist only in dreams --- (@)(@) ZzzzZ <cite>Yefoloogi posted [p:959331922] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Hairy-man posted... </cite> <quote>Hi there. Do you like foot longs?</quote> Fuck off. Footlong dicks are like unicorns. They exist only in dreams </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hairy-man 10/24/21 12:39:19 AM #193:	Yefoloogi posted... Fuck off. Footlong dicks are like unicorns. They exist only in dreams Listen, they exist. I can play T ball with mine. Meet me in discord later and we will have a game --- Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman CEW Commissioner <cite>Hairy-man posted [p:959331998] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Yefoloogi posted... </cite> <quote>Fuck off. Footlong dicks are like unicorns. They exist only in dreams</quote> Listen, they exist. I can play T ball with mine. Meet me in discord later and we will have a game </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/24/21 12:39:20 AM #194:	Yefoloogi posted... Fuck off. Footlong dicks are like unicorns. They exist only in dreams Let's try and achieve our dreams! Hairy-man posted... Hi there. Do you like foot longs? Do I?! --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959332000] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Yefoloogi posted... </cite> <quote>Fuck off. Footlong dicks are like unicorns. They exist only in dreams</quote>Let's try and achieve our dreams! Hairy-man posted... </cite> <quote>Hi there. Do you like foot longs?</quote>Do I?! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yefoloogi 10/24/21 12:40:45 AM #195:	Get in line you dirty boy! --- (@)(@) ZzzzZ <cite>Yefoloogi posted [p:959332025] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Get in line you dirty boy! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 10/24/21 12:41:08 AM #196:	This is the reaction people get after Hairy whips it out --- https://imgur.com/a/X14Jka4 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:959332031] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>This is the reaction people get after Hairy whips it out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hulkhogan1 10/24/21 12:41:26 AM #197:	Today, my next door pregnant neighbor knocked on my door. Around 7 pm today, I heard some knocking on my door. I opened it and it was my next door pregnant neighbor (she was, I think, in her 7th or 8th month). She was holding a small plate in her hand. In a very shy voice, she asked me if I can give her some of what ever I was cooking because she liked the smell. I think pregnant women sometimes have strong cravings and they can not resist it. Anyway, She was shy and apologized a lot for her request since we dont know each other. I laughed and told her it is ok :). I was cooking a traditional meal from my country and the recipe has olive oil, garlic, jalapeos and some spices. I think the smell was nice. I gave her some of my dinner then she left. I Watched her walking home like a cute little penguin whos happy with her successful little hunting I felt really happy too for some reason. Plot twist: She was pregnant with your baby! --- Hulkhogan1 is #AllElite brother! <cite>hulkhogan1 posted [p:959332040] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote><quote>Today, my next door pregnant neighbor knocked on my door. Around 7 pm today, I heard some knocking on my door. I opened it and it was my next door pregnant neighbor (she was, I think, in her 7th or 8th month). She was holding a small plate in her hand. In a very shy voice, she asked me if I can give her some of what ever I was cooking because she liked the smell. I think pregnant women sometimes have strong cravings and they can not resist it. Anyway, She was shy and apologized a lot for her request since we dont know each other. I laughed and told her it is ok :). I was cooking a traditional meal from my country and the recipe has olive oil, garlic, jalapeos and some spices. I think the smell was nice. I gave her some of my dinner then she left. I Watched her walking home like a cute little penguin whos happy with her successful little hunting I felt really happy too for some reason.</quote>Plot twist: She was pregnant with your baby! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/24/21 12:41:29 AM #198:	This is for you Harpie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhOhGhq0e54 --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959332041] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>This is for you Harpie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhOhGhq0e54 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/24/21 12:41:34 AM #199:	I have sexual fantasies about my female friends. Not just normal stuff like any guy would have, but serious bdsm humiliation fantasies. Them [doing things] Lotta bodily fluids and so on. I am a sub for sure, but mostly light. This is something else. Ive been building on these fantasies and it has gotten to the point that every time I see them or one of them I immediately pop the weirdest sub humiliation [tent] and I cant help it. I fear I can no longer interact with them in a friendly manner because I see them differently now. Our friend status has changed in my mind to a dom and sub status because of me being a weird fuck. They dont know anything about this of course, so they're a bit confused as to why im kinda avoiding them. The shitty thing is I can never tell them because that would ruin everything we have. But it's also not fair to them. hmmm I see the dilemma, thinking about it is hot in theory but not irl cause it isn't real whoopsies if you want female friends you should probably actively try to stop doing that --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6 <cite>Harpie posted [p:959332043] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote><quote>I have sexual fantasies about my female friends. Not just normal stuff like any guy would have, but serious bdsm humiliation fantasies. Them [doing things] Lotta bodily fluids and so on. I am a sub for sure, but mostly light. This is something else. Ive been building on these fantasies and it has gotten to the point that every time I see them or one of them I immediately pop the weirdest sub humiliation [tent] and I cant help it. I fear I can no longer interact with them in a friendly manner because I see them differently now. Our friend status has changed in my mind to a dom and sub status because of me being a weird fuck. They dont know anything about this of course, so they're a bit confused as to why im kinda avoiding them. The shitty thing is I can never tell them because that would ruin everything we have. But it's also not fair to them.</quote>hmmm I see the dilemma, thinking about it is hot in theory but not irl cause it isn't real whoopsies if you want female friends you should probably actively try to stop doing that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yefoloogi 10/24/21 12:42:00 AM #200:	Zodd3224 posted... This is the reaction people get after Hairy whips it out rofl --- (@)(@) ZzzzZ <cite>Yefoloogi posted [p:959332052] in CE's Anony... [t:79722626]...</cite> <quote>Zodd3224 posted... </cite> <quote>This is the reaction people get after Hairy whips it out </quote> rofl </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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