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Harpie
10/26/21 1:51:43 AM
#301:


Metallic Slug13 posted...
Saw it pop up on Youtube from time to time, was amused, but never looked into the origin further
interesting, I know I got it from somewhere but I'm not sure exactly where

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Harpie
10/26/21 1:54:38 AM
#302:


_Angel_ posted...
Dear CE

I no longer require attention and will be henceforth moving on with my life. It has been a mental, and at times carnal, pleasure.
what are you moving onto
dont leave me

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Harpie
10/26/21 2:01:14 AM
#303:


Oh yeah the hotel had the X patterns on the outside so that was pretty cool. Bavarian architecture

I need to go to Germany today

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Harpie
10/26/21 2:54:13 AM
#304:


that is an interesting and good irl catchphrase. Mine is "words are kind of a thing I do"

The context behind the quote is just way too long to explain but ultimately someone who thought they had an advantage over me teased me after I made some long speech and said "that's a lot of fancy words there, buddy :P" or something to that effect. I responded with my quote. He and I were trying to win a game we had both been playing for almost a year where some of the players we voted out had to vote for one of us to win. Ultimately, I won by 1 vote, and my word, which my buddy/opponent did not take seriously at the time, got me the win.

and lol at whatever that "I'm 6'4" thing is. 6'0+ friends of mine don't advertise it. One of my best friends is like 5'0 and he could kick my ass lol he's the only person I know that has faster reflexes than I do plus oh by the way he's a 2nd degree black belt and I have no martial arts training lol so
it sounds so mysterious, so suave
I like it

nah nah, as someone who is 6'4" (5'), it's necessary to point out your monstrous height in order to assert dominance
Your friend is awesome


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Harpie
10/26/21 2:54:27 AM
#305:


My tummy hurts what do I do
take a poop

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Harpie
10/26/21 3:01:49 AM
#306:


I've basically had 2 bosses at my current workplace. The first one I was kinda scared of for the first couple years, though she's actually a nice lady, just kinda intense at first. The second lady is such a great personality and fun to work with.

I worked hard for both of them but I feel like I worked a bit faster for the fun one. Hmmm, makes me think of effective leadership styles.

The second one is also kinda hot, but you know, I keep things professional lol
it is now confirmed that having hot personality = great leadership
nah it's probably the closer connection to employees

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Harpie
10/26/21 3:03:20 AM
#307:


Have you ever wished you had a third boob?
No i want less boob please

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Harpie
10/27/21 12:14:34 AM
#308:


I have a burning desire to love you, Harpie.
oh my

but why?

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Harpie
10/27/21 12:15:19 AM
#309:


What do you think about chicks who pirate their boobs instead of buying them and supporting the developers?
I think it's okay as long as they steal boobs only from the mega rich corporations tbh

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Harpie
10/27/21 12:17:09 AM
#310:


I have a girlfriend but I am very flirty with other girls at work. I should stop so I dont feel like a p.o.s
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same

Flirting is fun! So long as you're keeping it casual and are upfront about being in a relationship it's probably fine

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Harpie
10/27/21 12:17:47 AM
#311:


i don't think it's possible for you to have even less boob than you do now
negative boob is possible

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TheRadiant
10/27/21 12:18:13 AM
#312:


Negative boobs is close to what I have ._.

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Zodd3224
10/27/21 12:18:32 AM
#313:


Harpie posted...
negative boob is possible

Me when I wasn't working out

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Harpie
10/27/21 12:21:25 AM
#314:


It's the closer connection for sure that does it, it's like a positive feedback cycle. Every time I have a good work-related interaction, I feel more confident and keep seeking those experiences with funny hot lady.

On the other hand, with the boss that I used to think was strict, I'd be so much more nervous. Always worried that she'd disapprove of some of the work done and give a "Son, I am disappoint" look. I'm glad we eventually understood each other better, as that would have sucked to have felt nervous for years on end lol
Yep. Good leaders connect with their workers, not shun them. You guys need each other and it's a shame many leaders get big headed about it... I want your funny hot lady boss pls

It's good that the nervousness was based on a misunderstanding than her leadership style, otherwise yeah it would've just stayed bad

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Harpie
10/27/21 12:22:24 AM
#315:


TheRadiant posted...
Negative boobs is close to what I have ._.
I'm getting there too girlie
iitty bitty titties are hot though don't be ashamed

Zodd3224 posted...
Me when I wasn't working out
pics or it didnt happen

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BloodMoon7
10/27/21 12:27:53 AM
#316:


I got bit by my cat should I be concerned. I was handling him with thick clothes so I basically only have a pin prick on my arm like if a very small mouse poked me with his needle sword.

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Zodd3224
10/27/21 12:28:57 AM
#317:


You'll be fine. Just wash it out with soap and water.

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Harpie
10/27/21 12:31:47 AM
#318:


BloodMoon7 posted...
I got bit by my cat should I be concerned. I was handling him with thick clothes so I basically only have a pin prick on my arm like if a very small mouse poked me with his needle sword.
you're gonna die

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BloodMoon7
10/27/21 12:32:23 AM
#319:


Harpie posted...
you're gonna die
*cheers and applause*

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Harpie
10/27/21 12:32:33 AM
#320:


[blackmanass.jpg]
My pants are creamed now

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Harpie
10/27/21 12:34:26 AM
#321:


Harpie is Shion Uzuki IRL

hmmm
I can see it

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Harpie
10/27/21 12:35:21 AM
#322:


I have dirty thoughts and need to be punished with a riding crop
Get your ass over here you've been a very bad pet >:|

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Harpie
10/27/21 12:36:50 AM
#323:


Look, Smackems must be elected as emperor. Only through His wizdom and fartmagination can we hope to move forward as human beans. I'm totally not Smackems btw
Hey @Smackems someone wants to elect you as emperor
I agree and approve of this message, smackems is a GREAT poster with fartastic ideas

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Harpie
10/27/21 12:37:40 AM
#324:


BloodMoon7 posted...
*cheers and applause*
bloodmoon pls

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Smackems
10/27/21 12:37:54 AM
#325:


Gee, I'm humbled and agree with that human bean. I'll humbly take the mantle of Emperor

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Zodd3224
10/27/21 12:39:44 AM
#326:


Harpie posted...

hmmm
I can see it

Ah, that's why I like you so much Harpie. You're actually Shion Uzuki.

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Harpie
10/27/21 12:40:38 AM
#327:


Smackems posted...
Gee, I'm humbled and agree with that human bean. I'll humbly take the mantle of Emperor
Hey hey hey! Not so fast, you'll need a few more confessions that aren't you to nominate you for emperor

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Smackems
10/27/21 12:41:03 AM
#328:


Harpie posted...
Hey hey hey! Not so fast, you'll need a few more confessions that aren't you to nominate you for emperor
Not if I'm already the emperor

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Harpie
10/27/21 12:44:20 AM
#329:


Zodd3224 posted...
Ah, that's why I like you so much Harpie. You're actually Shion Uzuki.
What makes me her, is it just the looks?

Smackems posted...
Not if I'm already the emperor
excuse me

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TheRadiant
10/27/21 12:45:13 AM
#330:


Harpie posted...
Get your ass over here you've been a very bad pet >:|
Yes ma'am...I mean that wasn't me

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Smackems
10/27/21 12:46:26 AM
#331:


Harpie posted...
What makes me her, is it just the looks?

excuse me
You're excused. Don't throw up or anything though I just had the carpet shampooed

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Harpie
10/27/21 12:49:17 AM
#332:


TheRadiant posted...
Yes ma'am...I mean that wasn't me
Hot

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Harpie
10/27/21 1:28:55 AM
#333:


Bring
Up
This
Topic
pls yes help me Im so parched for confessions

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Harpie
10/27/21 1:31:28 AM
#334:


kk you can have funny hot lady boss as well, all you have to do is travel a few miles up across the border to British Columbia and then follow the directions to my workplace.

Alternatively, you could convince her to move to you, but pls don't do that I need her here
Hmm okay I'll be there noon tomorrow to come pick her up

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Harpie
10/27/21 1:32:23 AM
#335:


Is it true that you eat babies?
thankfully no

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TheRadiant
10/27/21 1:33:11 AM
#336:


If you swallow do you theoretically eat babies?

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Harpie
10/27/21 1:34:47 AM
#337:


I think CE is too cliquey. And just like in high school, no clique wants me. I sit alone in the lunchroom that is CE.
That was me in highschool too, I'd sit in a hallway somewhere alone to eat
wanna be loner buddies?

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Harpie
10/27/21 1:35:58 AM
#338:


TheRadiant posted...
If you swallow do you theoretically eat babies?
pls explain the logic I don't have enough braincells to comprehend

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Harpie
10/27/21 1:37:13 AM
#339:


I have a crush on BloodMoon7. How do I get her to notice me?
Make a topic with her username in the title, then simp on the inside of the topic

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TheRadiant
10/27/21 1:38:19 AM
#340:


Harpie posted...
pls explain the logic I don't have enough braincells to comprehend
Life begins at ejaculation!

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Harpie
10/27/21 3:05:08 AM
#341:


by swallow I mean swallowing after a bj duh
ohhhh
still no
listen okay I tried it once and it didn't go well

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Harpie
10/27/21 3:06:49 AM
#342:


TheRadiant posted...
Life begins at ejaculation!
oh
I'm not sure how I missed that they didn't mean literal babies lmao

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Harpie
10/27/21 3:10:07 AM
#343:


Stop eating babby
no u first

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BloodMoon7
10/27/21 3:14:21 AM
#344:


I've been feeling overwhelming power in my arm ever since my cat bit me. Am I going to become Catwoman?

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Smackems
10/27/21 3:16:24 AM
#345:


Harpie posted...
no u first
No

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Zodd3224
10/27/21 9:59:18 AM
#346:


Harpie posted...
ohhhh
still no
listen okay I tried it once and it didn't go well

Only once, wow

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Machete
10/27/21 5:30:56 PM
#347:


I am pleasantly surprised that this is still alive and active
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TheRadiant
10/27/21 5:50:16 PM
#348:


Harpie posted...
ohhhh
still no
listen okay I tried it once and it didn't go well
Did you barf?

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Harpie
10/27/21 10:16:14 PM
#349:


Machete posted...
I am pleasantly surprised that this is still alive and active
it's uh dying slowly but still managing to chug along!

TheRadiant posted...
Did you barf?
yes ._.

I gagged and then it was game over for me

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Harpie
10/27/21 10:16:38 PM
#350:


When you see a baby, do you hallucinate the legs as delicious-looking drumsticks and salivate like in old cartoons?
not yet I haven't reached my prime

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