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Harpie
10/21/21 11:30:06 PM
#1:


Hellllooooo! I am now properly inebriated which means it is TIME to confess your sins to me. This will be the last Confessionary for a while.

Also: I have mod approval for Confessionary. This was after discussing why they were punishing precrime. I am tired of being preemptively shut down so see relevant documents below pls.



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I have sole discretion over what is posted. Even if you don't technically break the rules above, if I sense that you are saying something to cause an argument it will not be posted. Only you and I will know the truth.

Remember to recite your daily prayers to our celord and savior, error1355

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Anywho, it's time to confess. Tell the class what you did. Abide by TOS rules + my own rules or I'll feed you to my snake.

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TheRadiant
10/21/21 11:31:12 PM
#2:


I missed the end of the last topic and need to be punished

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Harpie
10/21/21 11:32:09 PM
#3:


I wanna shart on your tits bby
my body isn't ready for this

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Harpie
10/21/21 11:32:25 PM
#4:


TheRadiant posted...
I missed the end of the last topic and need to be punished
would you like that bby

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Harpie
10/21/21 11:34:04 PM
#5:


The Trent
This Topic

Im doing alright; how ya doing?
What's the trent

I'm okay, I'm sleepy and toasted and want to visit someone's animal crossing island

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/21/21 11:34:25 PM
#6:


Anyone wanna buy a wedding ring?

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TheRadiant
10/21/21 11:35:03 PM
#7:


Harpie posted...
would you like that bby
I think you need to sleep it off

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Harpie
10/21/21 11:36:43 PM
#8:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Anyone wanna buy a wedding ring?
I'll buy you one cutie
you get the cake

TheRadiant posted...
I think you need to sleep it off
Booooooooo

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Zodd3224
10/21/21 11:37:48 PM
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Harpie
10/21/21 11:37:55 PM
#10:


I saw TheRadiant at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told them how cool it was to meet them in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother them and ask them for photos or anything.
They said, Oh, like youre doing now?
I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but they kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing their hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard them chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw them trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Bih, you need to pay for those first. At first they kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, they stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, they kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
omg @TheRadiant is this true??? How rude smh

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TheRadiant
10/21/21 11:40:02 PM
#11:


Harpie posted...
omg @TheRadiant is this true??? How rude smh
Electrical infetterence is a serious issue

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Harpie
10/21/21 11:43:35 PM
#12:


Seinfeld is great, Friends is garbage
Hot take you got there
Sienfeld is pretty good though

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Harpie
10/21/21 11:46:59 PM
#14:


New Rule: For every confession posted, you post one picture...because you're hawt
That's a lot of pictures no thank you I would rather not
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also thanks but no thanks

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Harpie
10/21/21 11:48:30 PM
#15:


my wife posted online: 'any tips for doing CBT to my husband?'

._.
your mind's gonna be blown

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Harpie
10/21/21 11:49:54 PM
#16:


This is your friendly reminder that birds have buttvaginas.
Tbh the urinary tract being inside the penis is kinda wack

Im glad I don't pee out of my vagina

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ApherosyLove
10/21/21 11:50:10 PM
#17:


Tagatha Christie.

Did the last hit 500 already?

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Harpie
10/21/21 11:52:33 PM
#19:


ApherosyLove posted...
Tagatha Christie.

Did the last hit 500 already?
Yes!! One of the very few Confessionarys to not get taken down by the mods

This is the last one though for a long while

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Zodd3224
10/21/21 11:54:52 PM
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Harpie posted...
Yes!! One of the very few Confessionarys to not get taken down by the mods

This is the last one though for a long while




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Harpie
10/21/21 11:55:36 PM
#21:


TheRadiant posted...
Electrical infetterence is a serious issue
My body is ready for electrical infetterence

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

No one's actually doing that I think it's just a meme
I think

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Harpie
10/21/21 11:56:53 PM
#22:


Goodnight harpie be good
Goodnight gamer
get your well deserved rest

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Pandamonic
10/22/21 12:00:08 AM
#23:


Harpie posted...
This is the last one though for a long while


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ApherosyLove
10/22/21 12:11:53 AM
#24:


Harpie posted...
This is the last one though for a long while



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teep_
10/22/21 12:42:39 AM
#25:


Tag

You really don't know the This Topic/The Trent meme? I guess you weren't around for that
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Harpie
10/22/21 12:45:25 AM
#26:


I kinda wanna visit America but I don't know how to use a gun =(
welp you're as good as gone without having your own AK-47 on you at all times

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Harpie
10/22/21 12:48:07 AM
#27:


Dump update: I'm now taking 3 dumps per hour on average. I'm pretty sure I'm going to need a new ass soon.
have any pieces of your butt fallen off yet

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Harpie
10/22/21 12:50:49 AM
#28:


If there's anything you need
All you have to do is say so
You know you satisfy everything in me
We shouldn't waste a single day
So don't stop me falling
It's destiny calling
A power I just can't deny
It's never changing
Can't you hear me, I'm saying
I want you for the rest of my life
Together forever and never to part
Together forever we two
And don't you know
I would move heaven and earth
To be together forever with you
If they ever get you down
There's always something I can do
Because I wouldn't ever wanna see you frown
I'll always do what's best for you
There ain't no mistaking
It's true love we're making
Something to last for all time
It's never changing
Can't you hear me, I'm saying
I want you for the rest of my life
Together forever and never to part
Together forever we two
And don't you know
I would move heaven and earth
To be together forever with you
So don't stop me falling
It's destiny calling
A power I just can't deny
It's never changing
Can't you hear me, I'm saying
I want you for the rest of my life
Together forever and never to part
Together forever we two
And don't you know
I would move heaven and earth
To be together forever with you
Together forever and never to part
Together forever we two
And don't you know
I would move heaven and earth
To be together forever with you
Together forever and never to part
Together forever we two
And don't you know
I would move heaven and earth
To be together forever with you
i love you this is a FANTASTIC bop
dance with me!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA&ab_channel=RickAstley


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Trumble
10/22/21 12:51:45 AM
#29:


Harpie posted...
i love you this is a FANTASTIC bop
dance with me!!

Sorry, I was actually just rickrolling you again. =D


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WilliamPorygon
10/22/21 12:52:56 AM
#30:


Harpie posted...
This will be the last Confessionary for a while.
:(

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Harpie
10/22/21 12:54:45 AM
#31:


Dump update: I spoke to a doctor. And a vet, yeah. Long story short, it turns out I'm a bird now, and taking this many dumps is normal for a bird. So... there's that.
oh thats kinda cute, come fly to my house and I'll shove you in a cage

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Harpie
10/22/21 12:57:37 AM
#32:


Trumble posted...
Sorry, I was actually just rickrolling you again. =D
80's music makes my heart happy pls continue to rick roll me

WilliamPorygon posted...
:(
it must be done

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TheRadiant
10/22/21 4:51:08 PM
#33:


Bump for Harpie

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Zodd3224
10/22/21 5:06:44 PM
#34:


She's still sleeping off the hangover

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fire_bolt
10/22/21 5:14:03 PM
#35:


tag
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Harpie
10/23/21 12:19:59 AM
#37:


If I ever met SBAllen I'd fart at him.
same tbh, can't believe he divorced me smh

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Harpie
10/23/21 12:20:11 AM
#38:


I messaged a CEgal and I havent heard back. What do?
Cry

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Harpie
10/23/21 12:21:23 AM
#39:


Stocking is simply the best waifu
No others can compare.


she's pretty cute ngl I'd wife her

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Harpie
10/23/21 12:26:32 AM
#40:


I'm trans and haven't really told CE because I know how they treat transpeople I trust you though Harpie
Aww, thank you for trusting me enough for confessionary!! You are VALID, VALIDDDDDD

Being openly trans on ce are some dangerous waters to tread so I don't blame you

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Harpie
10/23/21 12:26:56 AM
#41:


BORN TO POO
WORLD IS A SHIT
FLUSH EM ALL 1989
I AM DUMP MAN
410757864530 MORE TURDS!
That's a lot of shit man

DUMP MANNN

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Harpie
10/23/21 12:39:12 AM
#42:


Just woke up from a dream where I had a leggy brunette gf who was helping me with my fitness by doing an exercise routine with me
how were her elbows though, were they pointy?

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Harpie
10/23/21 1:11:56 AM
#43:


more boobie pictures
there is a lack in boobies to take a photo of nowadays
there is a butt now thought, which didn't exist a year ago when I wasn't working out

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Zodd3224
10/23/21 1:18:12 AM
#44:


More butt pictures

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Harpie
10/23/21 1:22:18 AM
#45:


I still don't understasnd what soft goth is
It's goth but not as intense
here's my own examples of how I interpret it



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Harpie
10/23/21 1:27:31 AM
#46:


Zodd3224 posted...
More butt pictures


before butt exercise



AFTER butt exercise

lads my ass is growing at an exponential rate soon these melons will be almost as big as your mom

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Trumble
10/23/21 1:28:07 AM
#47:


Harpie posted...
lads my ass is growing at an exponential rate soon these melons will be almost as big as your mom
Your mom jokes are old. Like your mom.

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fire_bolt
10/23/21 1:28:49 AM
#48:


Sorry to be rude, but didn't you used to be hella busty too? Coulda had the whole package, girl. Looking good though! Nice gainz
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Harpie
10/23/21 1:29:47 AM
#49:


small boobies are still nice boobies, all boobies matter
yes agreed

mine are a lil deflated tho

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Harpie
10/23/21 1:32:13 AM
#50:


I let the dogs out.
WHO do you think you are just releasing my fucking dogs?? WHat the hell is wrong with you?!? I'm calling the cops

EDIT: here is the BOP that this made me think of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojULkWEUsPs&ab_channel=BahaMen

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