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BlingBling22947
09/28/21 12:25:20 AM
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They sent me my work laptop in a generic backpack with just the laptop in a plastic bag, the charger, the Yubikeys, and thats it.

No welcome package or nothing.

Everywhere else at least gives you some stuff like a water bottle and a t-shirt. They take the frugality leadership principle way too far.

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PatrickMahomes
09/28/21 12:32:47 AM
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how else do you think they are so successful? they cut out unnecessary stuff. all you need is a laptop and a charger, why send you anything else? waste of money

bezos got where he is today by making decisions like this

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CADE FOSTER
09/28/21 12:33:27 AM
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bezos didnt become the richest dude by being generous
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ROOTFayth
09/28/21 12:33:52 AM
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agreed amazon is genius
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dj1200
09/28/21 12:34:11 AM
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why do you think Bezos is richaf

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billcom6
09/28/21 12:35:51 AM
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what do you want? a special laptop box or something?

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Homeless_Waifu
09/28/21 12:36:14 AM
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I mean...
If it's not part of "what's included" description...
I don't see why you should expect anything else other than what you're getting

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Kombucha
09/28/21 1:17:13 AM
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Are they at least footing your internet bill?

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Kingbuffet
09/28/21 1:19:51 AM
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doesnt surprise me, its owned by Jeff Bezos

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1337toothbrush
09/28/21 1:34:23 AM
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They didn't suck my dick at delivery, 2 stars.

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berlyman101
09/28/21 1:35:48 AM
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YugiNoob
09/28/21 1:42:54 AM
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Dang, they gave you a free backpack? I didn't get anything extra for free when I ordered my laptop :<

But then again, yeah, it was on sale so the price was good :3

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BlingBling22947
09/29/21 11:15:17 PM
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Kombucha posted...
Are they at least footing your internet bill?

no

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Jerry_Hellyeah
09/29/21 11:17:27 PM
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I agree, TC. The prices are indeed low.

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Kombucha
09/29/21 11:17:31 PM
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Jiek_Fafn
09/29/21 11:37:15 PM
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Mine came with an autographed picture of Jeremiah Lapis--inventor of the lap and entire reason a laptop can even exist.

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BlingBling22947
09/30/21 8:55:40 PM
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They could have given me a hat or something, damn.

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Vicious_Dios
09/30/21 8:57:19 PM
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Good. Just give me the fucking bottom line.


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SpiritSephiroth
09/30/21 9:00:51 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
how else do you think they are so successful? they cut out unnecessary stuff. all you need is a laptop and a charger, why send you anything else? waste of money

bezos got where he is today by making decisions like this

Erm, I think you need to see this lol

https://www.fastcompany.com/90652617/amazon-is-destroying-millions-of-unsold-goods-from-smart-tvs-to-laptops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxqz2g05MTI

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LArcEnCieIX
09/30/21 9:07:09 PM
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Us T3s need laptops too, goddammit. The communal ones are always taken, not working, or the good ones hidden. I had to start hiding mine at the YM area because the OTR shift at my DS keeps taking em and not charging em smgdh

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BlingBling22947
10/02/21 5:40:40 PM
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Amazon will give you the money that they owe you and thats it. If you want Amazon clothing you have to buy it. Im not doing that dumb shit.

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YigaBlademaster
10/02/21 5:42:33 PM
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Bananas are pretty pricey on Amazon, I've been trying to get those blue ones that taste like vanilla ice cream to no avail.
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Questionmarktarius
10/02/21 5:44:32 PM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
bezos didnt become the richest dude by being generous
But... he kinda did.
Amazon's easy return policy is what rocketed them to the top.
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BlingBling22947
10/04/21 6:30:04 AM
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dj1200 posted...
why do you think Bezos is richaf

They were always this cheap.

Its a core company value.

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HagenEx
10/04/21 6:45:01 AM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
Everywhere else at least gives you some stuff like a water bottle and a t-shirt. They take the frugality leadership principle way too far.

Well, why didn't you order a fucking water bottle and a t-shirt? We have those too.

-- Jeff Bezos, probably.

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BlingBling22947
10/05/21 11:25:16 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
Dang, they gave you a free backpack? I didn't get anything extra for free when I ordered my laptop :<

But then again, yeah, it was on sale so the price was good :3

This shit was so barebones, it was like something you leave for a spy at a safehouse that they burn after using.

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FL81
10/05/21 11:26:35 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
They didn't suck my dick at delivery, 2 stars.
sir this is amazon, not papa john's

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BlingBling22947
10/08/21 12:10:46 AM
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FL81 posted...
sir this is amazon, not papa john's

hate them

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skermac
10/08/21 12:12:19 AM
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But Amazon has better customer service than any company Ive seen

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BlingBling22947
10/10/21 6:30:07 AM
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I feel like itll blow up after I login

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BlingBling22947
10/11/21 8:25:04 PM
#31:


billcom6 posted...
what do you want? a special laptop box or something?

yes

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Naysaspace
10/11/21 8:38:39 PM
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company laptop, must be nice

in my industry, it's to the point where employees provide their own equipment. And if they're savvy, because it will never be offered outright, they MIGHT be able to convince the company to pay for a portion of the bills.

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The_Hat
10/11/21 9:02:40 PM
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What do you do for Amazon?

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BlingBling22947
10/13/21 4:35:43 AM
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The_Hat posted...
What do you do for Amazon?

Amazon Web Services

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The_Hat
10/13/21 4:40:20 AM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
Amazon Web Services

That's super vague. Can you go into more detail?

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Turtlebread
10/13/21 4:41:55 AM
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The_Hat posted...
That's super vague. Can you go into more detail?

nerd shit

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BlingBling22947
10/14/21 8:00:07 PM
#37:


The_Hat posted...
That's super vague. Can you go into more detail?

Turtlebread posted...
nerd shit

yes

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Cornmuffins
10/14/21 8:02:41 PM
#38:


BlingBling22947 posted...
They could have given me a hat or something, damn.


You'd wear an Amazon hat? lol
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LookANinja
10/14/21 8:09:04 PM
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