Current Events > STEVEN SPIELBERG wanted to make the HARRY POTTER movies with AMERICAN KIDS

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SaccharineSmile
07/31/21 11:06:12 PM
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And set in America

fucking hell lol

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Vicious_Dios
07/31/21 11:07:13 PM
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You had me at Spielberg, but lost me at Harry Potter.

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monkmith
07/31/21 11:10:16 PM
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there an big castles in america that i dont know about?

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Tropicalwood
07/31/21 11:11:29 PM
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monkmith posted...
there an big castles in america that i dont know about?
We call them forts

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DespondentDeity
07/31/21 11:12:24 PM
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Yall ever notice how the only bad thing that ever happened to Spielberg was his parents getting a divorce?

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Zikten
07/31/21 11:12:51 PM
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monkmith posted...
there an big castles in america that i dont know about?

No but there is a school in America. I think every nation in HP world has a wizard school. We just only ever see Hogwarts
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monkmith
07/31/21 11:13:43 PM
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Tropicalwood posted...
We call them forts
i've been to one, they had a mock up of jefferson davis's prison cell, i cant see a movie about british kids learning magic being shot in that fort.

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BloodMoon7
07/31/21 11:14:44 PM
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Harry Potter and the Magic Gun

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Background_Guy
07/31/21 11:15:56 PM
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Sounds cool.
The wands could be shaped like guns
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monkmith
07/31/21 11:18:08 PM
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Background_Guy posted...
Sounds cool.
The wands could be shaped like guns
ok a school shooting movie would have to be filmed in america...

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IShall_Run_Amok
07/31/21 11:25:56 PM
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Background_Guy posted...
Sounds cool.
The wands could be shaped like guns
Or walkie talkies.

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DespondentDeity
07/31/21 11:30:13 PM
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monkmith posted...
ok a school shooting movie would have to be filmed in america...

We Need to Talk About Kevin

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limp-bizkit-89
07/31/21 11:37:02 PM
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The idea has potential: instead of wands they got guns. Instead of quidditch they play cornhole. Hermione is called hermayonnaise.

lizzo could play hermayonnaise and Jack black could play dumbledore.

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Shezarr
07/31/21 11:37:37 PM
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limp-bizkit-89 posted...
Jack black could play dumbledore.
You joke, but...

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3PiesAndAFork
07/31/21 11:38:29 PM
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Who would play Harry Methhead and Ron Weasley?

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DespondentDeity
07/31/21 11:39:23 PM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
Who would play Harry Methhead

whoever could strip the most copper from Los Angeles in 72 hours

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toadfan64
07/31/21 11:46:55 PM
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Probably rather that anyways. Never cared for Harry Potter, but Spielberg attached to the project could get me interested.
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limp-bizkit-89
07/31/21 11:49:53 PM
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Shezarr posted...
You joke, but...



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Kami_no_Kami
07/31/21 11:51:18 PM
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But, it already didnt make sense that nobody was able to get a gun and shoot Voldemort in the face. Why you gotta make that more obvious Spielberg?

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Back_Stabbath
07/31/21 11:53:30 PM
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JimmyFraska
08/02/21 11:28:07 AM
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I think remaking something for a particular nationality can work, IF the original has already been done as it should have been. That would have been a really bad first viewing of Harry Potter.

This kind of gives more context for those comments I heard about Rowling saying, where she only wanted English actors. She had to make that stance cause clearly producers, SPielberg, whoever else, was pushing to fully Americanize the story.

Truthfully, SPielberg should have done the Star Wars Prequels under production by Lucas. That would have been really incredible. (He almost did Return of the Jedi, but the directors guild conflicts wouldnt allow it)
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CosmicShadows
08/02/21 11:30:41 AM
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Thought this was a duckbear alt when i realized there was no poll..
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nothanks1
08/02/21 11:42:33 AM
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Get Peyton List to play the role of Luna
But we change her character slightly

she's now an adult, the series takes place in college with all other adults and it's a hot lesbian sex celebration with the all female quidditch time she's on
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