Current Events > A pitbull and a cop are trapped in a burning building. You HAVE to save 1.

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Flauros 07/25/21 10:27:58 AM #1:	A genie decides it wants to fuck with you, so they transport you to the "Burning Home of Choices (working title)". Within you are presented with a choice. You must either save a murderous pibble or a crooked cop. The pitbull is named Fetus Obliterator. It has killed scores of other animals and maimed several humans (including the unborn). It has 0 desire to change. The cop is officer Martonquionx Jones. 30 years on the force and as crooked as they come. Hes planted dope on teenagers to get them arrested for interfering with his bootleg CD selling business, and is not afraid to pull people over for doing 26 in a 25. He also likes to beat people who think hes on their side when they try to appeal to him. The genie makes it very clear that you MUST save one of them. Upon saving them, they are transported to the other side of the county to continue their evil deeds, with no way of you to stop them. To save them, you simply go up to one and touch them (they are on opposite sides of the building, so you cant touch both at the same time). You will be instantly poofed back to where ever you are before you were taken. If you choose to not save one of them (or somehow try to loophole and save both for some reason) the genie swoops in and beats you to death with a hammer. Which do you choose? Da Genie: --- https://imgur.com/EX6Md7k https://imgur.com/X4cT0Sp https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>Flauros posted [p:956443045] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>A genie decides it wants to fuck with you, so they transport you to the "Burning Home of Choices (working title)". Within you are presented with a choice. You must either save a murderous pibble or a crooked cop. The pitbull is named Fetus Obliterator. It has killed scores of other animals and maimed several humans (including the unborn). It has 0 desire to change. The cop is officer Martonquionx Jones. 30 years on the force and as crooked as they come. Hes planted dope on teenagers to get them arrested for interfering with his bootleg CD selling business, and is not afraid to pull people over for doing 26 in a 25. He also likes to beat people who think hes on their side when they try to appeal to him. The genie makes it very clear that you MUST save one of them. Upon saving them, they are transported to the other side of the county to continue their evil deeds, with no way of you to stop them. To save them, you simply go up to one and touch them (they are on opposite sides of the building, so you cant touch both at the same time). You will be instantly poofed back to where ever you are before you were taken. If you choose to not save one of them (or somehow try to loophole and save both for some reason) the genie swoops in and beats you to death with a hammer. Which do you choose? Da Genie: </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 07/25/21 10:28:31 AM #2:	I fuck Shantae into oblivion --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:956443052] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>I fuck Shantae into oblivion </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Killmonger 07/25/21 10:29:06 AM #3:	Lol. --- "I will die of cancer before I let another dude finger my a******e." - ZeroX91 <cite>Killmonger posted [p:956443061] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>Lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BobanMarjanovic 07/25/21 10:30:04 AM #4:	Cops are good, pitbulls are bad, easy choice --- I killed those guys because they were awful, everybody is awful these days. <cite>BobanMarjanovic posted [p:956443076] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>Cops are good, pitbulls are bad, easy choice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 07/25/21 10:30:13 AM #5:	Whats the cops username? --- The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the Genesis of my life form. I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:956443080] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>Whats the cops username? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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g0ldie 07/25/21 10:31:28 AM #7:	BobanMarjanovic posted... Cops are good Flauros posted... 30 years on the force and as crooked as they come. Hes planted dope on teenagers to get them arrested for interfering with his bootleg CD selling business, and is not afraid to pull people over for doing 26 in a 25. He also likes to beat people who think hes on their side when they try to appeal to him. --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:956443107] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>BobanMarjanovic posted... </cite> <quote>Cops are good</quote> Flauros posted... </cite> <quote>30 years on the force and as crooked as they come. Hes planted dope on teenagers to get them arrested for interfering with his bootleg CD selling business, and is not afraid to pull people over for doing 26 in a 25. He also likes to beat people who think hes on their side when they try to appeal to him.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 07/25/21 10:32:24 AM #8:	DespondentDeity posted... Whats the cops username? Piggy_smalls --- https://imgur.com/EX6Md7k https://imgur.com/X4cT0Sp https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>Flauros posted [p:956443118] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>DespondentDeity posted... </cite> <quote>Whats the cops username?</quote>Piggy_smalls </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Samurontai 07/25/21 10:32:53 AM #9:	I always choose the dog over the person in this situation So the Pitbull --- https://imgur.com/Scl5rwX https://imgur.com/Fjgt7Qq https://imgur.com/NidhAni https://imgur.com/IGIbQPk <cite>Samurontai posted [p:956443130] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>I always choose the dog over the person in this situation So the Pitbull </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 07/25/21 10:32:53 AM #10:	I save both <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:956443132] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>I save both</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 07/25/21 10:33:52 AM #11:	Touch the genie. But I save the pitbull easily, it won't get a paid vacation if it kills someone. --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) 12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached. <cite>Umbreon posted [p:956443147] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>Touch the genie. But I save the pitbull easily, it won't get a paid vacation if it kills someone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 07/25/21 10:33:53 AM #12:	The cop, easily. People come first. --- S / K / Y / N / E <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:956443148] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>The cop, easily. People come first. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 07/25/21 10:34:07 AM #13:	nothanks1 posted... I save both https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_wS0Kw6k9c --- https://imgur.com/EX6Md7k https://imgur.com/X4cT0Sp https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>Flauros posted [p:956443154] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>nothanks1 posted... </cite> <quote>I save both</quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_wS0Kw6k9c </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Dream87 07/25/21 10:34:31 AM #14:	Pitbull ez pz, at least it has a shorter life expectancy. --- Peace Love Dope <cite>Blue_Dream87 posted [p:956443162] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>Pitbull ez pz, at least it has a shorter life expectancy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ColdRainAndSnow 07/25/21 10:35:12 AM #15:	Pitbull, then report the pitbull the animal control --- Subscribe to The Young Turks www.twitch.tv/tyt <cite>ColdRainAndSnow posted [p:956443174] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>Pitbull, then report the pitbull the animal control </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 07/25/21 10:54:49 AM #16:	I kill the genie <cite>Zikten posted [p:956443619] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>I kill the genie</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 07/25/21 10:55:46 AM #17:	nothanks1 posted... I save both <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:956443637] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>nothanks1 posted... </cite> <quote>I save both</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 07/25/21 10:56:53 AM #18:	ColdRainAndSnow posted... Pitbull, then report the pitbull the animal control This lol --- Bun bun :3 <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:956443660] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>ColdRainAndSnow posted... </cite> <quote>Pitbull, then report the pitbull the animal control</quote>This lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJKirby 07/25/21 10:57:10 AM #19:	instructions unclear arrived at a Wendy's instead. I saved a burger --- Not changing this signature until Beyond Good and Evil 2 is in my hand. August 25th, 2010. <cite>SSJKirby posted [p:956443669] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>instructions unclear arrived at a Wendy's instead. I saved a burger </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 07/25/21 10:58:10 AM #20:	Flauros posted... The pitbull is named Fetus Obliterator. It has killed scores of other animals and maimed several humans (including the unborn). It has 0 desire to change. The cop is officer Martonquionx Jones. 30 years on the force and as crooked as they come. Hes planted dope on teenagers to get them arrested for interfering with his bootleg CD selling business, and is not afraid to pull people over for doing 26 in a 25. He also likes to beat people who think hes on their side when they try to appeal to him. The genie makes it very clear that you MUST save one of them. Upon saving them, they are transported to the other side of the county to continue their evil deeds, with no way of you to stop them. can i kill the genie instead? --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:956443690] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>Flauros posted... </cite> <quote>The pitbull is named Fetus Obliterator. It has killed scores of other animals and maimed several humans (including the unborn). It has 0 desire to change. The cop is officer Martonquionx Jones. 30 years on the force and as crooked as they come. Hes planted dope on teenagers to get them arrested for interfering with his bootleg CD selling business, and is not afraid to pull people over for doing 26 in a 25. He also likes to beat people who think hes on their side when they try to appeal to him. The genie makes it very clear that you MUST save one of them. Upon saving them, they are transported to the other side of the county to continue their evil deeds, with no way of you to stop them.</quote> can i kill the genie instead? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 07/25/21 10:59:03 AM #21:	Zikten posted... I kill the genie How? Its an all powerful genie? Ricemills posted... can i kill the genie instead? You can try. But how would you do it? --- https://imgur.com/EX6Md7k https://imgur.com/X4cT0Sp https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>Flauros posted [p:956443706] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite> <quote>I kill the genie</quote>How? Its an all powerful genie? Ricemills posted... </cite> <quote> can i kill the genie instead?</quote>You can try. But how would you do it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 07/25/21 10:59:29 AM #22:	Flauros posted... How? Its an all powerful genie? I'll figure something out <cite>Zikten posted [p:956443715] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>Flauros posted...</cite> <quote>How? Its an all powerful genie?</quote> I'll figure something out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 07/25/21 10:59:54 AM #23:	YugiNoob posted... This lol yea but TC said this: Flauros posted... The pitbull is named Fetus Obliterator. It has killed scores of other animals and maimed several humans (including the unborn). It has 0 desire to change. The genie makes it very clear that you MUST save one of them. Upon saving them, they are transported to the other side of the county to continue their evil deeds, with no way of you to stop them. --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:956443720] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>YugiNoob posted... </cite> <quote>This lol</quote> yea but TC said this: Flauros posted... </cite> <quote>The pitbull is named Fetus Obliterator. It has killed scores of other animals and maimed several humans (including the unborn). It has 0 desire to change. The genie makes it very clear that you MUST save one of them. Upon saving them, they are transported to the other side of the county to continue their evil deeds, with no way of you to stop them.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 07/25/21 11:04:14 AM #24:	Then...probably the pibble? I assume he'll die before the cop retires. --- Bun bun :3 <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:956443818] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>Then...probably the pibble? I assume he'll die before the cop retires. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 07/25/21 11:08:23 AM #25:	I simply smile to myself, and sit calmly and quietly as my wish is granted. --- If you do that diddley dee for me, I'll do that diddley doo for you <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:956443909] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>I simply smile to myself, and sit calmly and quietly as my wish is granted. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 07/25/21 11:08:43 AM #26:	That cop is evil and him dying is a very very good thing. The pitbull will likely get destroyed at some point, but the cop would be able to continue his evils for far longer. So I'd have to save the pit --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:956443919] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>That cop is evil and him dying is a very very good thing. The pitbull will likely get destroyed at some point, but the cop would be able to continue his evils for far longer. So I'd have to save the pit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > A pitbull and a cop are trapped in a burning building. You HAVE to save 1.