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gna647 07/23/21 9:20:48 PM #1:	Cant do self check out because they strap a fucking security device to it lmao --- https://imgur.com/iMaDK https://imgur.com/e9OCH https://imgur.com/RnA9A https://imgur.com/LvJeR <cite>gna647 posted [p:956401297] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>Cant do self check out because they strap a fucking security device to it lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gwynevere 07/23/21 9:21:45 PM #2:	They dont have security devices on condoms at walmart --- A hunter is a hunter...even in a dream <cite>Gwynevere posted [p:956401334] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>They dont have security devices on condoms at walmart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 07/23/21 9:21:53 PM #3:	Make direct eye contact with the cashier to make it awkward --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:956401342] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>Make direct eye contact with the cashier to make it awkward </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrFingers07 07/23/21 9:23:37 PM #4:	There's no security straps on the condoms here. Well at least in Target. --- :D Brawlin' Mains: R.O.B., Lucario, Pikachu, Wolf <cite>MrFingers07 posted [p:956401393] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>There's no security straps on the condoms here. Well at least in Target. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 07/23/21 9:23:45 PM #5:	last time i saw them in a store they were behind a lock in a glass case, you'd have to get one of the workers to open the case for you. wanna make it as awkward as possible for the cashier? pair the condoms with an extra large cucumber or zucchini. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:956401397] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>last time i saw them in a store they were behind a lock in a glass case, you'd have to get one of the workers to open the case for you. wanna make it as awkward as possible for the cashier? pair the condoms with an extra large cucumber or zucchini. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 07/23/21 9:24:29 PM #6:	Well? Might as well tell the cashier about the night you'll be having. --- There is no signature; take off your clothes. <cite>Tappor posted [p:956401421] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>Well? Might as well tell the cashier about the night you'll be having. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 07/23/21 9:24:54 PM #7:	they should sell them in gacha machines near the exit --- https://youtu.be/l-iLiNCScno https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM <cite>ModLogic posted [p:956401435] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>they should sell them in gacha machines near the exit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 07/23/21 9:25:03 PM #8:	because they don't sell extra small sizes --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:956401438] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>because they don't sell extra small sizes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 07/23/21 9:25:16 PM #9:	Plot twist, the cashier is your date for the night. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:956401444] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>Plot twist, the cashier is your date for the night. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 07/23/21 9:25:22 PM #10:	When my wife and I started dating when we were 18 we bought a 40 pack of condoms, a bag of popcorn, and Toy Story 3 on DVD That cashier looked very confused --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:956401449] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>When my wife and I started dating when we were 18 we bought a 40 pack of condoms, a bag of popcorn, and Toy Story 3 on DVD That cashier looked very confused </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabrestorm 07/23/21 9:25:41 PM #11:	Imagine being embarrassed asking for condoms <cite>sabrestorm posted [p:956401459] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>Imagine being embarrassed asking for condoms </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 07/23/21 9:25:43 PM #12:	Sadly cause its a high theft item due to people being too embarrassed to let a cashier know they where buying them. Stores havent realized that self check out eliminates that --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:956401461] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>Sadly cause its a high theft item due to people being too embarrassed to let a cashier know they where buying them. Stores havent realized that self check out eliminates that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StarDestroyer 07/23/21 9:27:12 PM #13:	If your Walmart is in a low income neighbourhood with a lot of shoplifting, a lot of things like condoms and razor blades are kept locked up or have security tags on them. There are even Walmarts whose karts require a loonie to unlock them for use. <cite>StarDestroyer posted [p:956401499] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>If your Walmart is in a low income neighbourhood with a lot of shoplifting, a lot of things like condoms and razor blades are kept locked up or have security tags on them. There are even Walmarts whose karts require a loonie to unlock them for use. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumpo 07/23/21 9:27:30 PM #14:	You can free ones during a doctor visit <cite>Trumpo posted [p:956401506] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>You can free ones during a doctor visit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 07/23/21 9:28:47 PM #15:	HylianFox posted... because they don't sell extra small sizes Ive always wondered about this --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:956401556] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite> <quote>because they don't sell extra small sizes</quote>Ive always wondered about this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 07/23/21 9:29:40 PM #16:	How do extra small penises get outfited actually? Asking for the CEmen. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:956401578] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>How do extra small penises get outfited actually? Asking for the CEmen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 07/23/21 9:31:47 PM #17:	BloodMoon7 posted... How do extra small penises get outfited actually? Asking for the CEmen. internet? i'm sure someone makes mini-condoms. oh i know, snickers bar wrapper. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRWxLSybZng --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:956401637] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>How do extra small penises get outfited actually? Asking for the CEmen.</quote>internet? i'm sure someone makes mini-condoms. oh i know, snickers bar wrapper. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRWxLSybZng </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
toadfan64 07/23/21 9:32:43 PM #18:	Gwynevere posted... They dont have security devices on condoms at walmart They literally do at my Walmart. I had to call someone to get me fucking condoms. It's not even the embarrassment, it literally took over 10 minutes of standing there waiting. --- Brawl FC - 5412-9555-6314 Also known as Toadfan64 <cite>toadfan64 posted [p:956401667] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>Gwynevere posted...</cite> <quote>They dont have security devices on condoms at walmart </quote> They literally do at my Walmart. I had to call someone to get me fucking condoms. It's not even the embarrassment, it literally took over 10 minutes of standing there waiting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don 07/23/21 9:33:51 PM #19:	whats awkward about getting laid? --- https://imgur.com/hwZyGuA - courtesy of the homie United_World I speak my mind, cause biting my tongue hurts. <cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted [p:956401696] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>whats awkward about getting laid? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kombucha 07/23/21 9:34:13 PM #20:	Do you live in a bad neighborhood? --- http://www.last.fm/user/walkingishonest <cite>Kombucha posted [p:956401706] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>Do you live in a bad neighborhood? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 07/23/21 9:34:58 PM #21:	toadfan64 posted... They literally do at my Walmart. I had to call someone to get me fucking condoms. It's not even the embarrassment, it literally took over 10 minutes of standing there waiting. just start humping the case, someone will come to investigate the noise and they'll get you your condoms just to get you the hell out of the store. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:956401727] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>toadfan64 posted... </cite> <quote>They literally do at my Walmart. I had to call someone to get me fucking condoms. It's not even the embarrassment, it literally took over 10 minutes of standing there waiting.</quote>just start humping the case, someone will come to investigate the noise and they'll get you your condoms just to get you the hell out of the store. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PesticideDream 07/23/21 9:37:09 PM #22:	Why would you be embarrassed at both getting laid and doing it the responsible way? <cite>PesticideDream posted [p:956401786] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>Why would you be embarrassed at both getting laid and doing it the responsible way? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
toadfan64 07/23/21 9:39:39 PM #23:	monkmith posted... just start humping the case, someone will come to investigate the noise and they'll get you your condoms just to get you the hell out of the store. Honestly I might just do that next time, lmao. Like, me and my gf went to get her razors that were also locked and after 20 minutes of waiting and having them call someone over the intercom two separate times, we left. --- Brawl FC - 5412-9555-6314 Also known as Toadfan64 <cite>toadfan64 posted [p:956401881] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted...</cite> <quote> just start humping the case, someone will come to investigate the noise and they'll get you your condoms just to get you the hell out of the store. </quote> Honestly I might just do that next time, lmao. Like, me and my gf went to get her razors that were also locked and after 20 minutes of waiting and having them call someone over the intercom two separate times, we left.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EndOfDiscOne 07/23/21 9:40:56 PM #24:	I used to just order them on Amazon --- I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna *COMBINED!* <cite>EndOfDiscOne posted [p:956401913] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>I used to just order them on Amazon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 07/23/21 10:50:57 PM #25:	PesticideDream posted... Why would you be embarrassed at both getting laid and doing it the responsible way? It's usually younger people that are embarrassed --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:956403764] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>PesticideDream posted... </cite> <quote>Why would you be embarrassed at both getting laid and doing it the responsible way?</quote> It's usually younger people that are embarrassed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 07/23/21 10:54:49 PM #26:	I think I first started buying condoms around 13 or 14, and the cashiers never said anything, whether they were men or women. --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:956403847] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>I think I first started buying condoms around 13 or 14, and the cashiers never said anything, whether they were men or women. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork 07/23/21 10:57:45 PM #27:	This is why Jeff Bezos is so rich. Just getting them on Amazon is so much easier, and you can get whatever size you need. --- @('_')@ <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:956403898] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>This is why Jeff Bezos is so rich. Just getting them on Amazon is so much easier, and you can get whatever size you need. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 07/23/21 10:59:08 PM #28:	I got a scolded by a CVS cashier one time for buying condoms when I was 16. It was weird. --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:956403926] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>I got a scolded by a CVS cashier one time for buying condoms when I was 16. It was weird.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shezarr 07/23/21 11:03:07 PM #29:	Its so weird to me that so many people are afraid of buying condoms. The cashiers dont care, everyone has sex, get over it --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>Shezarr posted [p:956403996] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>Its so weird to me that so many people are afraid of buying condoms. The cashiers dont care, everyone has sex, get over it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sull56ivan2010 07/23/21 11:05:44 PM #31:	Security devices on a box of condoms? Haven't seen that... yet. Shezarr posted... Its so weird to me that so many people are afraid of buying condoms. The cashiers dont care, everyone has sex, get over it Think it's more so the people you shop around and looking at you.. That's my guess. --- Professional athletes lack intelligence to understand real world issues. <cite>sull56ivan2010 posted [p:956404062] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>Security devices on a box of condoms? Haven't seen that... yet. Shezarr posted... </cite> <quote>Its so weird to me that so many people are afraid of buying condoms. The cashiers dont care, everyone has sex, get over it</quote>Think it's more so the people you shop around and looking at you.. That's my guess. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shezarr 07/23/21 11:07:05 PM #32:	sull56ivan2010 posted... Think it's more so the people you shop around and looking at you.. That's my guess. Also doesnt happen. Nobody cares. Ive never seen a person carrying condoms and thought anything of it, not that I even make a point at looking at other peoples shit. But also just noticed tc is gna so explains a lot --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>Shezarr posted [p:956404094] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>sull56ivan2010 posted... </cite> <quote>Think it's more so the people you shop around and looking at you.. That's my guess.</quote>Also doesnt happen. Nobody cares. Ive never seen a person carrying condoms and thought anything of it, not that I even make a point at looking at other peoples shit. But also just noticed tc is gna so explains a lot </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 07/23/21 11:15:20 PM #33:	Shezarr posted... Also doesnt happen. Nobody cares. Ive never seen a person carrying condoms and thought anything of it, not that I even make a point at looking at other peoples shit. But also just noticed tc is gna so explains a lot I think it has a lot to do with a lot of people these days have social anxiety. That think people are judging them --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:956404296] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>Shezarr posted... </cite> <quote>Also doesnt happen. Nobody cares. Ive never seen a person carrying condoms and thought anything of it, not that I even make a point at looking at other peoples shit. But also just noticed tc is gna so explains a lot </quote> I think it has a lot to do with a lot of people these days have social anxiety. That think people are judging them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 07/23/21 11:18:35 PM #34:	HylianFox posted... because they don't sell extra small sizes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9_uuDLUWUg --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:956404356] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite> <quote>because they don't sell extra small sizes</quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9_uuDLUWUg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE 07/23/21 11:20:08 PM #35:	Get em delivered via DoorDash --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:956404387] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>Get em delivered via DoorDash </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 07/23/21 11:24:53 PM #36:	I specifically go the grocery store I used to work at and buy my condoms there. --- Bun bun :3 <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:956404504] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>I specifically go the grocery store I used to work at and buy my condoms there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 07/23/21 11:41:57 PM #37:	SSJ2GrimReaper posted... Make direct eye contact with the cashier to make it awkward that might make the cashier want to take TC in the back room --- It's only hyperinflation when $ go to the people don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:956404919] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>SSJ2GrimReaper posted... </cite> <quote>Make direct eye contact with the cashier to make it awkward</quote>that might make the cashier want to take TC in the back room </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YellowSUV 07/23/21 11:45:54 PM #38:	Weezy_Tha_Don posted... whats awkward about getting laid? This. --- We all live in a Yellow SUV! a Yellow SUV! <cite>YellowSUV posted [p:956404991] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>Weezy_Tha_Don posted... </cite> <quote>whats awkward about getting laid?</quote> This. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bladegash 07/23/21 11:51:43 PM #39:	Why is it awkward buying condoms? I never got why buying condoms or other sex products was considered taboo. Like, everyone knows that sex is a thing, we are all literally living proof that people fuck. "lol condoms??? Did u mean to get the water balloons instead bc these things are for pervert sinners dont u know?????" Like come on we are grown ass adults, God's not real and there's nothing to judge, sex is healthy for almost everyone that has completed puberty. --- Snappin necks & Cashin checks <cite>bladegash posted [p:956405116] in Why do Ame... [t:79580086]...</cite> <quote>Why is it awkward buying condoms? I never got why buying condoms or other sex products was considered taboo. Like, everyone knows that sex is a thing, we are all literally living proof that people fuck. "lol condoms??? Did u mean to get the water balloons instead bc these things are for pervert sinners dont u know?????" Like come on we are grown ass adults, God's not real and there's nothing to judge, sex is healthy for almost everyone that has completed puberty. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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