Poll of the Day > Anyone here cooked beef brisket before? How is it supposed to smell raw?

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BigOlePappy
07/07/21 8:37:22 PM
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I just bought some beef brisket from Trader Joe's with a 7/26/2021 freeze by date.
It smells really bad. Is this a normal thing for "aged" beef or should I toss it out?

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wolfy42
07/07/21 8:39:26 PM
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If the beef smells bad, then you've been had.

If it makes your tummy quesy, don't eat it pleaassy.

If it has some mold, it's way to old.

If the blood is black, don't eat that jack!!

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dragon504
07/07/21 8:47:14 PM
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If you just bought it and it smells bad, take it back. Don't throw it out.

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BigOlePappy
07/07/21 8:47:39 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
If the beef smells bad, then you've been had.

If it makes your tummy quesy, don't eat it pleaassy.

If it has some mold, it's way to old.

If the blood is black, don't eat that jack!!

Could I feed some to my dachshund? Lol.

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BigOlePappy
07/07/21 8:48:11 PM
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dragon504 posted...
If you just bought it and it smells bad, take it back. Don't throw it out.

I've already cut it up and such. Could I still take it back? I think Trader Joes will close before I get there.

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wolfy42
07/07/21 8:49:04 PM
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BigOlePappy posted...
Could I feed some to my dachshund? Lol.


In general/theory an animal can smell if something is bad/they can't eat it.

In reality though many "pets" seem to lose that ability and can indeed eat food that will make them very sick.

So yeah, I wouldn't feed it to him. I'd just throw it out/return it honestly.

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wolfy42
07/07/21 8:49:54 PM
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BigOlePappy posted...
I've already cut it up and such. Could I still take it back? I think Trader Joes will close before I get there.
Long as you have the packaging, you can bring it back, and even do it tomorrow (if you have the reciept as well). Put it back in the packaging as much as possible then put it in a baggy of some kind and keep it in the fridge till you can return it.

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BigOlePappy
07/07/21 8:52:50 PM
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Alright, back to TJ's it goes. I'll use it as an excuse to buy beer or chocolate or something while I'm there. They have great chocolate. They really do.

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BigOlePappy
07/07/21 8:55:48 PM
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Yeah, I just smelled it again and it made me want to gag. It didn't even smell normal rotten. It smelled like if you marinated it in old gym socks and sour milk.

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wolfy42
07/07/21 8:58:48 PM
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BigOlePappy posted...
Alright, back to TJ's it goes. I'll use it as an excuse to buy beer or chocolate or something while I'm there. They have great chocolate. They really do.


Seriously, if your going to TJ's.

In the back they have non-pasturized OJ...it's super cheat (only $5 for a half gallon) and it's delicious. Look for the ones with the latest expiration date, every single day matters (since it's not pasturized). It goes from golden sunlight that tastes divine on the first day they put it out, to just a bit better then the pasturized crap by day 7 or so.

It is worth a trip to TJ's all on it's own, and is generally why I ever even go there. I would even wait in a 30+ min covid line to go in and JUST get 2 things of the OJ, that is how good it is.

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Kimbos_Egg
07/07/21 9:02:13 PM
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Your beef is SO FUCKING RAW i can hear it MOOING!!!!!!

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JOExHIGASHI
07/07/21 9:18:45 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
If the beef smells bad, then you've been had.

If it makes your tummy quesy, don't eat it pleaassy.

If it has some mold, it's way to old.

If the blood is black, don't eat that jack!!
If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there, fella.

If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town.

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