Poll of the Day > Florida Man claims STAND YOUR GROUND on an IGUANA he STOMPED for 30 MINUTES!!!

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mrduckbear 06/02/21 9:57:06 PM #1:	Do you think Florida has the weirdest people? Yes No Do you think Florida has the weirdest people? - Results (31 votes) Yes 77.42% (24 votes) 24 No 22.58% (7 votes) 7 43 y/o PJ Nilaja Patterson is facing 5 YEARS in the big house for TORTURING a 3ft long IGUANA by beating it and dragging it around for 30 MINUTES who now is claiming STAND YOUR GROUND for killing it after it bit him!! He is invoking the controversial law after he was arrested for animal cruelty charges when surveillance footage caught the horrific torture On Sept 2, he was seen beating and tormenting the animal outside Lake Worth Utilities as video caught him torturing the animal He said it bit him causing "22 stitches" so he stood his ground to "fight back" His lawyers filed a motion stating he feared for his life and that the iguana could kill him with its "poison" and it should be protected by the stand your ground law which gives the right to fight someone and kill them if your life is threatened. The statement says "In this case, Patterson acted in a reasonable manner under all the circumstances because the wild iguana was first to engage with physical violence during the encounter" The motion was denied by the judge The cop who watched the video said it showed Patterson dragging the Iguana by the tail and then swinging it around hard ground. He was then seen kicking it several times as the iguana tried to hide under a car but he continued to attack it by trying to get it out before stomping on it several times that lasted nearly 30 minutes in total The vet who examined it said it was clearly animal cruelty who examined the injuries that said it was painful and terrifying Do you think Florida has the weirdest people? https://i.imgur.com/enfjJXR.jpg https://i.imgur.com/wAVXj9T.jpg https://i.imgur.com/kZ98wry.jpg https://i.imgur.com/yMiLnNe.jpg --- The Users have Spoken. News Will Continue...For Now <cite>mrduckbear posted [p:954582537] in Florida Ma... [t:79492268]...</cite> <quote> Do you think Florida has the weirdest people? Yes No Vote View Results Do you think Florida has the weirdest people? - Results (31 votes) Yes 77.42% (24 votes) 24 No 22.58% (7 votes) 7 Show Voting Form 43 y/o PJ Nilaja Patterson is facing 5 YEARS in the big house for TORTURING a 3ft long IGUANA by beating it and dragging it around for 30 MINUTES who now is claiming STAND YOUR GROUND for killing it after it bit him!! He is invoking the controversial law after he was arrested for animal cruelty charges when surveillance footage caught the horrific torture On Sept 2, he was seen beating and tormenting the animal outside Lake Worth Utilities as video caught him torturing the animal He said it bit him causing "22 stitches" so he stood his ground to "fight back" His lawyers filed a motion stating he feared for his life and that the iguana could kill him with its "poison" and it should be protected by the stand your ground law which gives the right to fight someone and kill them if your life is threatened. The statement says "In this case, Patterson acted in a reasonable manner under all the circumstances because the wild iguana was first to engage with physical violence during the encounter" The motion was denied by the judge The cop who watched the video said it showed Patterson dragging the Iguana by the tail and then swinging it around hard ground. He was then seen kicking it several times as the iguana tried to hide under a car but he continued to attack it by trying to get it out before stomping on it several times that lasted nearly 30 minutes in total The vet who examined it said it was clearly animal cruelty who examined the injuries that said it was painful and terrifying Do you think Florida has the weirdest people? https://i.imgur.com/enfjJXR.jpg https://i.imgur.com/wAVXj9T.jpg https://i.imgur.com/kZ98wry.jpg https://i.imgur.com/yMiLnNe.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Soup_or_Science 06/02/21 10:16:36 PM #2:	okay I thought stand your ground was like ... if you approach me and decide you're gonna keep approaching me and I decide to stand my ground and you make the first move (or are already showing intentions of harm) I'm entitled to then advance upon your sorry ass which vs. an animal is prrrrobably about right but this guy what --- For more information, please press 1. Para Espanol, por favor presione dos <cite>Soup_or_Science posted [p:954583221] in Florida Ma... [t:79492268]...</cite> <quote>okay I thought stand your ground was like ... if you approach me and decide you're gonna keep approaching me and I decide to stand my ground and you make the first move (or are already showing intentions of harm) I'm entitled to then advance upon your sorry ass which vs. an animal is prrrrobably about right but this guy what </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InfernalFive 06/02/21 10:27:33 PM #3:	Iguana are considered pests/invasive species in Florida IIRC. I don't know the specifics of their law but the dude probably could've killed it humanely no problem. This guy's a psycho. --- http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfabsU4xH1qzy531o1_500.jpg https://imgur.com/ggCrHk8 <cite>InfernalFive posted [p:954583582] in Florida Ma... [t:79492268]...</cite> <quote>Iguana are considered pests/invasive species in Florida IIRC. I don't know the specifics of their law but the dude probably could've killed it humanely no problem. This guy's a psycho. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 06/02/21 10:35:25 PM #4:	Stomping on something is pretty humane, that thing was probably dead within seconds. I dropped a big rock on a mouse caught in a mouse trap, like there's a better way to do it. Anyways my logic is flawless, set him free --- why am I even here <cite>Yellow posted [p:954583849] in Florida Ma... [t:79492268]...</cite> <quote>Stomping on something is pretty humane, that thing was probably dead within seconds. I dropped a big rock on a mouse caught in a mouse trap, like there's a better way to do it. Anyways my logic is flawless, set him free </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Soup_or_Science 06/02/21 10:43:25 PM #5:	Yellow posted... Stomping on something is pretty humane, that thing was probably dead within seconds. I dropped a big rock on a mouse caught in a mouse trap, like there's a better way to do it. Anyways my logic is flawless, set him free mrduckbear posted... beating it and dragging it around for 30 MINUTES mrduckbear posted... He was then seen kicking it several times as the iguana tried to hide under a car but he continued to attack it by trying to get it out before stomping on it several times that lasted nearly 30 minutes in total so I mean... lol The more you sit and think about it, I get his intention was to murder it and probably did not have such a big rock or something similar on-hand... and as InternalFive states, it may be considered a pest/invasive species or in this case, potentially violent or dangerous and it may have taken him a total beating and going back and forth with the thing for about 30 minutes But I feel like he just as easily could have kicked the son of a bitch and taught him his lesson and went about his business Or killed him quicker than that. But, while gruesome sounding, I kind of get it. it's just there's not much of a way to humanely murder the thing without pulling out a firearm/related weapon and taking care of it "humane murder" lol --- For more information, please press 1. Para Espanol, por favor presione dos <cite>Soup_or_Science posted [p:954584112] in Florida Ma... [t:79492268]...</cite> <quote>Yellow posted... </cite> <quote>Stomping on something is pretty humane, that thing was probably dead within seconds. I dropped a big rock on a mouse caught in a mouse trap, like there's a better way to do it. Anyways my logic is flawless, set him free</quote> mrduckbear posted... </cite> <quote>beating it and dragging it around for 30 MINUTES</quote> mrduckbear posted... </cite> <quote>He was then seen kicking it several times as the iguana tried to hide under a car but he continued to attack it by trying to get it out before stomping on it several times that lasted nearly 30 minutes in total</quote> so I mean... lol The more you sit and think about it, I get his intention was to murder it and probably did not have such a big rock or something similar on-hand... and as InternalFive states, it may be considered a pest/invasive species or in this case, potentially violent or dangerous and it may have taken him a total beating and going back and forth with the thing for about 30 minutes But I feel like he just as easily could have kicked the son of a bitch and taught him his lesson and went about his business Or killed him quicker than that. But, while gruesome sounding, I kind of get it. it's just there's not much of a way to humanely murder the thing without pulling out a firearm/related weapon and taking care of it "humane murder" lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InfernalFive 06/02/21 10:49:52 PM #6:	Yellow posted... Stomping on something is pretty humane, that thing was probably dead within seconds. I dropped a big rock on a mouse caught in a mouse trap, like there's a better way to do it. Anyways my logic is flawless, set him free Did you uhhh skip the part where he dragged it around and beat on it for 30 minutes before finally stomping on it? Yeah that's animal cruelty lol --- http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfabsU4xH1qzy531o1_500.jpg https://imgur.com/ggCrHk8 <cite>InfernalFive posted [p:954584318] in Florida Ma... [t:79492268]...</cite> <quote>Yellow posted... </cite> <quote>Stomping on something is pretty humane, that thing was probably dead within seconds. I dropped a big rock on a mouse caught in a mouse trap, like there's a better way to do it. Anyways my logic is flawless, set him free</quote>Did you uhhh skip the part where he dragged it around and beat on it for 30 minutes before finally stomping on it? Yeah that's animal cruelty lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HelIWithoutSin 06/02/21 10:56:44 PM #7:	InfernalFive posted... Did you uhhh skip the part where he dragged it around and beat on it for 30 minutes before finally stomping on it? Yeah that's animal cruelty lol It was also still alive when animal control took custody of it. --- And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. -Hans Gruber <cite>HelIWithoutSin posted [p:954584528] in Florida Ma... [t:79492268]...</cite> <quote>InfernalFive posted... </cite> <quote>Did you uhhh skip the part where he dragged it around and beat on it for 30 minutes before finally stomping on it? Yeah that's animal cruelty lol</quote> It was also still alive when animal control took custody of it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 06/02/21 11:07:54 PM #8:	What was the iguana wearing --- YOU control the numbers of leches. -Sal Vulcano <cite>Mead posted [p:954584850] in Florida Ma... [t:79492268]...</cite> <quote>What was the iguana wearing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BUMPED2002 06/03/21 10:10:59 AM #9:	So SYG doesn't only work on people, it works on iguanas too! --- SpankageBros <cite>BUMPED2002 posted [p:954596015] in Florida Ma... [t:79492268]...</cite> <quote>So SYG doesn't only work on people, it works on iguanas too! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 06/03/21 2:59:29 PM #10:	Stand Your Ground doesn't apply to animals. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:954607187] in Florida Ma... [t:79492268]...</cite> <quote>Stand Your Ground doesn't apply to animals.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 06/03/21 3:16:17 PM #11:	Yellow posted... Stomping on something is pretty humane well this certainly says a lot about you --- YOU control the numbers of leches. -Sal Vulcano <cite>Mead posted [p:954607865] in Florida Ma... [t:79492268]...</cite> <quote>Yellow posted... </cite> <quote>Stomping on something is pretty humane</quote> well this certainly says a lot about you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 06/04/21 1:51:25 AM #12:	Mead posted... well this certainly says a lot about you And you were literally just in the other topic explaining to me how I don't understand obvious jokes I wouldn't mind explaining to you that I'm joking because text doesn't convey sarcasm well in general but you were literally just mocking me for it --- why am I even here <cite>Yellow posted [p:954629245] in Florida Ma... [t:79492268]...</cite> <quote>Mead posted... </cite> <quote>well this certainly says a lot about you</quote>And you were literally just in the other topic explaining to me how I don't understand obvious jokes I wouldn't mind explaining to you that I'm joking because text doesn't convey sarcasm well in general but you were literally just mocking me for it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 06/04/21 2:04:48 AM #13:	Yellow posted... And you were literally just in the other topic explaining to me how I don't understand obvious jokes that doesnt sound like me --- YOU control the numbers of leches. -Sal Vulcano <cite>Mead posted [p:954629513] in Florida Ma... [t:79492268]...</cite> <quote>Yellow posted... </cite> <quote>And you were literally just in the other topic explaining to me how I don't understand obvious jokes</quote> that doesnt sound like me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 06/04/21 2:20:18 AM #14:	Will you explain the joke to me please <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:954629791] in Florida Ma... [t:79492268]...</cite> <quote>Will you explain the joke to me please </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Poll of the Day > Florida Man claims STAND YOUR GROUND on an IGUANA he STOMPED for 30 MINUTES!!!