Poll of the Day > I killed my rooster today

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CarefreeDude 03/23/21 9:47:09 PM #1:	Little bugger decides to attack my son from behind while he was feeding the hens. Son got some nasty cuts from the spurs. --- Switch Code: SW-5421-8761-9807 IGN: Chris Pokemon Home Friend Code: XSNF-XRED-EWDK 3DS:5112-3770-6561 <cite>CarefreeDude posted [p:952043058] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Little bugger decides to attack my son from behind while he was feeding the hens. Son got some nasty cuts from the spurs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zebatov 03/23/21 9:47:46 PM #2:	Did he get to kick it or something first? --- C was right. <cite>zebatov posted [p:952043085] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Did he get to kick it or something first? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MasterChiefer 03/23/21 9:48:33 PM #3:	RIP in piece your cock. <cite>MasterChiefer posted [p:952043112] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>RIP in piece your cock. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 03/23/21 9:52:05 PM #4:	Understandable. --- YOU control the numbers of leches. -Sal Vulcano <cite>Mead posted [p:952043238] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Understandable. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JOExHIGASHI 03/23/21 9:55:05 PM #5:	Are you going to have capon? --- Next Xbox will be named Xbox1 2 <cite>JOExHIGASHI posted [p:952043331] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Are you going to have capon? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheNobleWoodApe 03/23/21 10:48:39 PM #6:	Doesn't sound very carefree. --- Yes, I'm real. <cite>TheNobleWoodApe posted [p:952044896] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Doesn't sound very carefree. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
grimhilde00 03/23/21 10:52:03 PM #7:	Coq au vin time --- aka kriemhilde00 <cite>grimhilde00 posted [p:952044985] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Coq au vin time </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Molitheus 03/23/21 11:06:15 PM #8:	Well, at least you get to have free KFC. --- There will be death Harv-5 You wouldnt wanna eat me anyways, you'd only get the runs. Got it Fools? <cite>Molitheus posted [p:952045388] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Well, at least you get to have free KFC. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 03/24/21 5:27:16 AM #9:	I'm not entirely convinced that TC isn't just using a whole bunch of euphemisms right now. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:952052033] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>I'm not entirely convinced that TC isn't just using a whole bunch of euphemisms right now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 03/24/21 5:31:06 AM #10:	TheNobleWoodApe posted... Doesn't sound very carefree. Fuck every other response <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:952052085] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>TheNobleWoodApe posted... </cite> <quote>Doesn't sound very carefree.</quote>Fuck every other response </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kimbos_Egg 03/24/21 5:32:34 AM #11:	TheNobleWoodApe posted... Doesn't sound very carefree. --- You think you've Got problems? https://imgur.com/Khu5iBF <cite>Kimbos_Egg posted [p:952052100] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>TheNobleWoodApe posted... </cite> <quote>Doesn't sound very carefree.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FatalAccident 03/24/21 5:52:16 AM #12:	TheNobleWoodApe posted... Doesn't sound very carefree. --- walks away <cite>FatalAccident posted [p:952052323] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>TheNobleWoodApe posted... </cite> <quote>Doesn't sound very carefree.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 03/24/21 6:14:54 AM #13:	RoosterFreeDude But for real, I hope your son is okay --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:952052577] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>RoosterFreeDude But for real, I hope your son is okay </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 03/24/21 6:15:43 AM #14:	If your son is ok, I feel bad for the rooster; If not... I hope the rooster is delicious --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:952052589] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>If your son is ok, I feel bad for the rooster; If not... I hope the rooster is delicious </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thekingoftown 03/24/21 8:33:43 AM #15:	Yeah, here come the rooster You know he ain't gonna die --- I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead <cite>thekingoftown posted [p:952054438] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, here come the rooster You know he ain't gonna die </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadowbird_RH 03/24/21 8:47:18 AM #16:	Slaughter your animals not when they're ready to be harvested/replaced, but when you're upset at your own failings. Sounds like a great way to run a farm ...into the ground that is. Bet the kid feels just awesome about how you handled the situation too. --- Fail, and we all face a tyrannical age of pizza the likes of which sentient life has never known. - Sun'barac, Xenoblade Chronicles X <cite>Shadowbird_RH posted [p:952054742] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Slaughter your animals not when they're ready to be harvested/replaced, but when you're upset at your own failings. Sounds like a great way to run a farm ...into the ground that is. Bet the kid feels just awesome about how you handled the situation too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 03/24/21 9:01:42 AM #17:	Shadowbird_RH posted... Slaughter your animals not when they're ready to be harvested/replaced, but when you're upset at your own failings. Sounds like a great way to run a farm ...into the ground that is. Bet the kid feels just awesome about how you handled the situation too. It's like the mandate for killing dogs when they attack a person --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:952055089] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Shadowbird_RH posted... </cite> <quote>Slaughter your animals not when they're ready to be harvested/replaced, but when you're upset at your own failings. Sounds like a great way to run a farm ...into the ground that is. Bet the kid feels just awesome about how you handled the situation too.</quote> It's like the mandate for killing dogs when they attack a person </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 03/24/21 9:28:04 AM #18:	Hope your son is okay dude --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:952055758] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Hope your son is okay dude </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 03/24/21 9:28:46 AM #19:	Rooster meat, rooster meat --- I am super duper woke. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:952055769] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Rooster meat, rooster meat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnknownNobody 03/24/21 10:11:34 AM #20:	Just when you thought you were safe. Will you replace it? <cite>UnknownNobody posted [p:952056842] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Just when you thought you were safe. Will you replace it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 03/24/21 10:12:52 AM #21:	Also, if you haven't already I'd consider a tetanus shot cuz, like, that seems normal --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:952056875] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Also, if you haven't already I'd consider a tetanus shot cuz, like, that seems normal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 03/24/21 10:17:18 AM #22:	Are you gonna get another rooster? Had the same problem with my drake way back when. The girlies were fine, but the drake wanted to scratch my arm off every time I tried to get them back into the coop before sundown. Like chill bro, youre getting sick ass threesomes with the fattest female ducks in a 50 mile radius basically every day. This is for your own good. also chickens fuck up your dirt and plants. --- "You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:952057015] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Are you gonna get another rooster? Had the same problem with my drake way back when. The girlies were fine, but the drake wanted to scratch my arm off every time I tried to get them back into the coop before sundown. Like chill bro, youre getting sick ass threesomes with the fattest female ducks in a 50 mile radius basically every day. This is for your own good. also chickens fuck up your dirt and plants. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
myghostisdead 03/24/21 10:20:00 AM #23:	Shadowbird_RH posted... Slaughter your animals not when they're ready to be harvested/replaced, but when you're upset at your own failings. Sounds like a great way to run a farm ...into the ground that is. Bet the kid feels just awesome about how you handled the situation too. That rooster is ready to be replaced now. --- "Mom, was I in a wreck?" <cite>myghostisdead posted [p:952057097] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Shadowbird_RH posted... </cite> <quote>Slaughter your animals not when they're ready to be harvested/replaced, but when you're upset at your own failings. Sounds like a great way to run a farm ...into the ground that is. Bet the kid feels just awesome about how you handled the situation too.</quote>That rooster is ready to be replaced now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aHappySacka 03/24/21 10:31:53 AM #24:	This happens when the rooster doesn't understand the pecking order, you have to train them so they learn that people are off-limits otherwise they'll be territorial and think that people are competition especially around their hens. Or just old yeller them when they don't conform to societal norms. --- You are now blinking and breathing manually. https://imgur.com/91NC0Cb <cite>aHappySacka posted [p:952057412] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>This happens when the rooster doesn't understand the pecking order, you have to train them so they learn that people are off-limits otherwise they'll be territorial and think that people are competition especially around their hens. Or just old yeller them when they don't conform to societal norms. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fierce_Deity_08 03/24/21 11:19:24 AM #25:	Definitely wasnt necessary to kill the rooster, thats what they do. Plus if you do eat them, they seem to have much tougher meat than a hen. --- Official Fierce Deity in my own mind. GT: OnikaraStar, PSN: Onikara, NNID: OnikaraStar <cite>Fierce_Deity_08 posted [p:952058847] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Definitely wasnt necessary to kill the rooster, thats what they do. Plus if you do eat them, they seem to have much tougher meat than a hen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 03/24/21 11:26:44 AM #26:	I say, I say what's the matter with you boy --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:952059040] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>I say, I say what's the matter with you boy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronBornCorps 03/24/21 11:38:12 AM #27:	Looks like PotD doesn't like what you did with your cock dude. I thought in the US we only judged and control women >.> <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:952059383] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Looks like PotD doesn't like what you did with your cock dude. I thought in the US we only judged and control women >.> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 03/24/21 11:52:48 AM #28:	Fierce_Deity_08 posted... Definitely wasnt necessary to kill the rooster, thats what they do. Im assuming you are not a parent. --- YOU control the numbers of leches. -Sal Vulcano <cite>Mead posted [p:952059866] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Fierce_Deity_08 posted... </cite> <quote>Definitely wasnt necessary to kill the rooster, thats what they do.</quote> Im assuming you are not a parent. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mondoshawan2 03/24/21 12:28:16 PM #29:	did you choke it the chiicken i mean --- "muulti-pass!" <cite>mondoshawan2 posted [p:952061030] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>did you choke it the chiicken i mean </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarefreeDude 03/24/21 12:31:29 PM #30:	We never intended to have a rooster. They serve no purpose unless you want chicks. My two roosters are from when I bought chicks and they ended up being roosters. Didn't feel like culling them and gave them a chance at life. Hand raised birds are generally friendly. We hand raised these. The other rooster we have is very friendly. This one wasn't. You can't train a rooster like you can a dog. In my experience with roosters over the years, some become super aggressive, others dont. If I hadn't put him down, he would have just done it again. Maybe attacked his eyes? An aggressive bird that has no value has no place here --- Switch Code: SW-5421-8761-9807 IGN: Chris Pokemon Home Friend Code: XSNF-XRED-EWDK 3DS:5112-3770-6561 <cite>CarefreeDude posted [p:952061163] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>We never intended to have a rooster. They serve no purpose unless you want chicks. My two roosters are from when I bought chicks and they ended up being roosters. Didn't feel like culling them and gave them a chance at life. Hand raised birds are generally friendly. We hand raised these. The other rooster we have is very friendly. This one wasn't. You can't train a rooster like you can a dog. In my experience with roosters over the years, some become super aggressive, others dont. If I hadn't put him down, he would have just done it again. Maybe attacked his eyes? An aggressive bird that has no value has no place here </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Conner4REAL 03/24/21 12:33:11 PM #31:	Did you choke it to death. --- "I pet my dog I don't eat it" ~ Lemone <cite>Conner4REAL posted [p:952061227] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Did you choke it to death. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadowbird_RH 03/24/21 2:47:46 PM #32:	CarefreeDude posted... The other rooster we have is very friendly. This one wasn't. Well, so long as you have another. CarefreeDude posted... An aggressive bird that has no value has no place here Hopefully you wont run into a situation where something makes its way inside the coop that doesn't belong there, and you find yourself wishing you had an aggressive bird to drive off the intruder, or at the very least, become a less regrettable casualty. --- Fail, and we all face a tyrannical age of pizza the likes of which sentient life has never known. - Sun'barac, Xenoblade Chronicles X <cite>Shadowbird_RH posted [p:952066003] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>CarefreeDude posted... </cite> <quote>The other rooster we have is very friendly. This one wasn't.</quote>Well, so long as you have another. CarefreeDude posted... </cite> <quote>An aggressive bird that has no value has no place here</quote>Hopefully you wont run into a situation where something makes its way inside the coop that doesn't belong there, and you find yourself wishing you had an aggressive bird to drive off the intruder, or at the very least, become a less regrettable casualty. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarefreeDude 03/24/21 2:56:01 PM #33:	Today my son is really upset and confused and sad because he doesn't understand why the rooster would want to hurt him. He's always taken such good care of the birds, and all the hens really like him --- Switch Code: SW-5421-8761-9807 IGN: Chris Pokemon Home Friend Code: XSNF-XRED-EWDK 3DS:5112-3770-6561 <cite>CarefreeDude posted [p:952066304] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Today my son is really upset and confused and sad because he doesn't understand why the rooster would want to hurt him. He's always taken such good care of the birds, and all the hens really like him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 03/24/21 2:56:49 PM #34:	CarefreeDude posted... Today my son is really upset and confused and sad because he doesn't understand why the rooster would want to hurt him. He's always taken such good care of the birds, and all the hens really like him Awwww... ima sadder now, your kid is such a sweetie --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:952066333] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>CarefreeDude posted... </cite> <quote>Today my son is really upset and confused and sad because he doesn't understand why the rooster would want to hurt him. He's always taken such good care of the birds, and all the hens really like him</quote> Awwww... ima sadder now, your kid is such a sweetie </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 03/24/21 2:57:01 PM #35:	Watch out, TC. I think Shadowbird is going to try to fuck up your chickens. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:952066338] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Watch out, TC. I think Shadowbird is going to try to fuck up your chickens. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 03/24/21 3:21:28 PM #36:	Sarcasthma posted... Watch out, TC. I think Shadowbird is going to try to fuck up your chickens. He clearly has kinship with them since he has bird in his name. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:952067160] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Sarcasthma posted...</cite> <quote>Watch out, TC. I think Shadowbird is going to try to fuck up your chickens. </quote> He clearly has kinship with them since he has bird in his name.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 03/24/21 3:26:15 PM #37:	Shadowbird_RH posted... Slaughter your animals not when they're ready to be harvested/replaced, but when you're upset at your own failings. Sounds like a great way to run a farm ...into the ground that is. Bet the kid feels just awesome about how you handled the situation too. <cite>Cacciato posted [p:952067316] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Shadowbird_RH posted... </cite> <quote>Slaughter your animals not when they're ready to be harvested/replaced, but when you're upset at your own failings. Sounds like a great way to run a farm ...into the ground that is. Bet the kid feels just awesome about how you handled the situation too.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 04/01/21 9:06:45 PM #38:	Apparently, lots of roosters are dicks... I heard it's like half and half with them... But my co-workers wife was telling me about the time my co-worker was trying to get rid of one of their roosters, and it came back. It was the zombie rooster. He definitely though it was dead and tried to give it to the coyotes, but the fucker was alive. It was hurt, and still trying to attack them... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:952370581] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Apparently, lots of roosters are dicks... I heard it's like half and half with them... But my co-workers wife was telling me about the time my co-worker was trying to get rid of one of their roosters, and it came back. It was the zombie rooster. He definitely though it was dead and tried to give it to the coyotes, but the fucker was alive. It was hurt, and still trying to attack them...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
helIy 04/01/21 9:10:04 PM #39:	Shadowbird_RH posted... Hopefully you wont run into a situation where something makes its way inside the coop that doesn't belong there, and you find yourself wishing you had an aggressive bird to drive off the intruder, or at the very least, become a less regrettable casualty. CarefreeDude posted... The other rooster we have is very friendly. This one wasn't. he has another rooster --- *if i wasn't important, then why would you waste all your poison?* <cite>helIy posted [p:952370670] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Shadowbird_RH posted... </cite> <quote>Hopefully you wont run into a situation where something makes its way inside the coop that doesn't belong there, and you find yourself wishing you had an aggressive bird to drive off the intruder, or at the very least, become a less regrettable casualty.</quote> CarefreeDude posted... </cite> <quote>The other rooster we have is very friendly. This one wasn't.</quote>he has another rooster </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 04/01/21 11:04:28 PM #40:	LinkPizza posted... Apparently, lots of roosters are dicks... I heard it's like half and half with them... But my co-workers wife was telling me about the time my co-worker was trying to get rid of one of their roosters, and it came back. It was the zombie rooster. He definitely though it was dead and tried to give it to the coyotes, but the fucker was alive. It was hurt, and still trying to attack them... Zombie Cock should be a movie title. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:952373832] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote>Apparently, lots of roosters are dicks... I heard it's like half and half with them... But my co-workers wife was telling me about the time my co-worker was trying to get rid of one of their roosters, and it came back. It was the zombie rooster. He definitely though it was dead and tried to give it to the coyotes, but the fucker was alive. It was hurt, and still trying to attack them...</quote> Zombie Cock should be a movie title.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AWinterJ 04/01/21 11:08:16 PM #41:	So the death count is a rooster and a pussy...~~cat~~? What are you going for next? --- I am the colour red, in a world of black and white <cite>AWinterJ posted [p:952373940] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>So the death count is a rooster and a pussy...cat? What are you going for next? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 04/01/21 11:12:15 PM #42:	AWinterJ posted... So the death count is a rooster and a pussy...~~cat~~? What are you going for next? The cat was an accident. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:952374054] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>AWinterJ posted...</cite> <quote>So the death count is a rooster and a pussy...cat? What are you going for next? </quote> The cat was an accident.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AWinterJ 04/01/21 11:13:53 PM #43:	Revelation34 posted... The cat was an accident. That's still a death skipper. --- I am the colour red, in a world of black and white <cite>AWinterJ posted [p:952374101] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Revelation34 posted... </cite> <quote>The cat was an accident.</quote>That's still a death skipper. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarefreeDude 04/01/21 11:16:50 PM #44:	Well, I've been considering raising meat animals --- Switch Code: SW-5421-8761-9807 IGN: Chris Pokemon Home Friend Code: XSNF-XRED-EWDK 3DS:5112-3770-6561 <cite>CarefreeDude posted [p:952374198] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>Well, I've been considering raising meat animals </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 04/05/21 10:47:22 PM #45:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViY1l_b2ZCU --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:952511717] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViY1l_b2ZCU </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 04/06/21 12:33:17 AM #46:	--- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:952514654] in I killed m... [t:79365239]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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