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Gr8M8
03/16/21 9:57:08 PM
#1:


Think carefully...


This food is a mushy, sewage-colored, and strong-odored soup/stew, (ironically) named Dave's Delight. You have to eat everything in the bowl to get the prize. The stew consists of:
  • Loads of unhealthy oils/grease
  • Rotting "chum" made of various chopped vermin animals (ex: rats, pigeons, cockroaches, etc.), including organs, bones, and fluids
  • Spoiled whole-fat milk
  • A wide variety of decaying kitchen waste pureed by an immersion blender
  • Various expired flavorings
  • Artificial coloring and preservatives
Feel free to explain why or why not.

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trodi_911
03/16/21 10:03:49 PM
#2:


Gr8M8 posted...
Artificial coloring and preservatives
I totally would have if it wasn't for this.

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Gr8M8
03/16/21 10:11:29 PM
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trodi_911 posted...
I totally would have if it wasn't for this.
So dyes are worse than mold?

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Sarcasthma
03/16/21 10:17:40 PM
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Gr8M8 posted...
So dyes are worse than mold?
Absolutely

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Bugmeat
03/16/21 10:19:22 PM
#5:


Not sure I could actually get that down.


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MeteoricBurst
03/16/21 10:21:36 PM
#6:


Nothing on that list screams instant serious poisoning/death so I don't see why not. You didn't say I had to keep it down. I'd swallow it down as fast as possible with my breath held and then the second I finish force myself to throw up (which shouldn't be at all difficult given the contents). Then get my trillion dollars which would make me the richest person on the planet. And for good measure go to the hospital for a full checkup. You really didn't make this choice hard at all. Maybe you should have included actual deadly chemicals like kitchen cleaners or something.

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Mead
03/16/21 10:23:36 PM
#7:


Sure, fuck it

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Judgmenl
03/16/21 10:25:58 PM
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Reminded me of https://runescape.wiki/w/Spicy_stew

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ReggieTheReckless
03/16/21 10:27:32 PM
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for a trillion dollars, I'd eat you piece by piece while you were still alive

try to stop me
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Lokarin
03/16/21 10:33:46 PM
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Every person has a "suicide cost"... there's not a lot people won't do above that

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Nichtcrawler X
03/16/21 10:39:46 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Absolutely

So you have no idea what the wrong kind of fungal infection can do to a person?

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Pikazard1
03/16/21 10:55:08 PM
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someones been watching a bit too much of Fear Factor...

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Gr8M8
03/16/21 11:00:44 PM
#13:


Pikazard1 posted...
someones been watching a bit too much of Fear Factor...
That ended long ago. But hey, the stew contains chopped-up spiders, crows, and mice too.

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Gr8M8
03/16/21 11:03:12 PM
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MeteoricBurst posted...
Maybe you should have included actual deadly chemicals like kitchen cleaners or something.
Nah, this Cordon Bleugh chef had some standards. Besides, even "safe food" can be dangerous.

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MeteoricBurst
03/16/21 11:07:51 PM
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Well short of something killing me or causing serious permanent damage (quality of life being shite) this is easy. A trillion dollars is mega overkill most people would do this crap for only a million. People have probably ingested worse at their local fast food restaurants.

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Johnny Eagle
03/16/21 11:09:42 PM
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I don't think I even could eat something like that, never mind wanting to...

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Gr8M8
03/16/21 11:12:36 PM
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MeteoricBurst posted...
People have probably ingested worse at their local fast food restaurants.
But the stew has the same icky ingredients from those restaurants.

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CarefreeDude
03/16/21 11:29:39 PM
#18:


Mead posted...
Sure, fuck it


But you're supposed to eat it

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Gr8M8
03/16/21 11:47:17 PM
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CarefreeDude posted...
But you're supposed to eat it
After adding one more secret ingredient?

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xMythic
03/17/21 12:03:45 AM
#20:


If I can survive a plate of lutefisk (fucking terrible) for free, I can make it through a bowl of Dave's Delight for a trillion.

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Krazy_Kirby
03/17/21 12:47:46 AM
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could die eating bone
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Gr8M8
03/17/21 12:56:29 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
could die eating bone
Unless the bones were grinded into bonemeal.

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VeeVees
03/17/21 12:58:23 AM
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I doubt I can physically do it.

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JigsawTDC
03/17/21 1:13:48 AM
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I've eaten loads of gross things. I would have done this for a billion, maybe even less, so I will for sure do it for a trillion.
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SKARDAVNELNATE
03/17/21 1:17:37 AM
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I don't think I would have the fortitude to complete the challenge. I hate eating stuff with bones in it.

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jramirez23
03/17/21 1:31:01 AM
#26:


Whys it called Daves Delight?

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Gr8M8
03/17/21 1:31:30 AM
#27:


SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
I don't think I would have the fortitude to complete the challenge. I hate eating stuff with bones in it.
The bones are pulverized.

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XenithNT
03/17/21 1:34:10 AM
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Hell no, there's only so much I'd do for money.

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TheSlinja
03/17/21 1:57:06 AM
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A trillion?
I feel like i'd be letting my decendants 20 generations on down if I refused that

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Shadowbird_RH
03/17/21 2:03:55 AM
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I'd go for it. I'm sure it would come right back up, but the opening post doesn't say it has to stay down.

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Sarcasthma
03/17/21 2:05:22 AM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
So you have no idea what the wrong kind of fungal infection can do to a person?
If you couldnt tell, I was playing along with trodis joke. :p

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ChaoticKnuckles
03/17/21 2:16:13 AM
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How bad would this fuck up my insides? Thats a lot of money but I feel like eating a bowl of that could kill someone.

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Gr8M8
03/17/21 2:53:59 AM
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Shadowbird_RH posted...
I'd go for it. I'm sure it would come right back up, but the opening post doesn't say it has to stay down.
I'm sure not even the flies would touch it.

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Gr8M8
03/17/21 2:55:34 AM
#34:


jramirez23 posted...
Whys it called Daves Delight?
Well, in the cartoon Sonic Boom, there's this character named Dave the Intern, who makes terrible food at a fast food restaurant. So I named the stew after this character.

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Smarkil
03/17/21 3:19:12 AM
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Id do it even if it killed me. Set up my entirely family for pretty much the rest of time. That's worth the trade off.

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Unbridled9
03/17/21 11:25:26 AM
#36:


So long as I don't have to eat it all in one sitting; yes. For a trillion dollars? Yes.

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Shadowbird_RH
03/17/21 11:52:24 AM
#37:


Gr8M8 posted...
I'm sure not even the flies would touch it.
They'd probably die as soon as they got over the bowl, adding themselves to the concoction.

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EvilMegas
03/17/21 1:23:17 PM
#38:


Easily.

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Gr8M8
03/17/21 8:31:35 PM
#39:


Shadowbird_RH posted...
They'd probably die as soon as they got over the bowl, adding themselves to the concoction.
Don't feed it to the pigs.

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UnknownNobody
03/17/21 8:32:27 PM
#40:


No. Money isn't worth that level of torment.
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Gr8M8
03/17/21 8:54:45 PM
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UnknownNobody posted...
No. Money isn't worth that level of torment.
With that much money, you could buy a mansion and luxury food every day.

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UnknownNobody
03/17/21 8:57:45 PM
#42:


Gr8M8 posted...
With that much money, you could buy a mansion and luxury food every day.
I don't want or need a mansion. This is what's wrong with society.

I already eat like a God.
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Shadowbird_RH
03/17/21 9:02:29 PM
#43:


UnknownNobody posted...
I don't want or need a mansion. This is what's wrong with society.

I already eat like a God.
Go through this brief hell and you'll have the money to eat as many gods as you want.

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LinkPizza
03/17/21 9:06:31 PM
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I'd definitely try to. That's a lot of money...
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Mead
03/17/21 9:08:16 PM
#45:


Shadowbird_RH posted...
They'd probably die as soon as they got over the bowl, adding themselves to the concoction.

sweet their juicy raisin like corpses will dilute it

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Gr8M8
03/18/21 9:47:15 PM
#46:


Mead posted...
sweet their juicy raisin like corpses will dilute it
Flies have a lot of germs in their bodies.

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JOExHIGASHI
03/18/21 11:59:18 PM
#47:


Am I guaranteed to live with no permanent damage from eating?

What if I throw up?

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Gr8M8
03/19/21 12:01:26 AM
#48:


JOExHIGASHI posted...
Am I guaranteed to live with no permanent damage from eating?

What if I throw up?
You'd have enough money to replace some organs.

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Gr8M8
03/20/21 10:20:00 PM
#49:


49 votes.

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sodium-chloride
03/20/21 10:27:38 PM
#50:


How big is this bowl? Is there a risk of me getting deathly ill or dying from this or is just a test purely of fortitude and being able to stomach this?

If there is no long lasting effect or risk of death, then I'd maybe try, otherwise hell no. A couple years from now I'll be living extremely comfortably and money will be the least of my worries. It's already not something I worry about too much.
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