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Blue_Inigo
02/16/21 8:14:57 PM
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https://twitter.com/Disney/status/1361695405055102987?s=20

Will she still want to skin and kill puppies tho

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Robot2600
02/16/21 8:15:19 PM
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Goths are vegan this is dumb.
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Irony
02/16/21 8:15:34 PM
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That's not hot

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Antifar
02/16/21 8:15:50 PM
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The font they've used for Emma Stone suggests she is now an anarchist.

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HylianFox
02/16/21 8:16:00 PM
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didn't they already make a live-action 101 Dalmatians

oh I see, this is some sort of unnecessary Cruella origin story
>_>

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skermac
02/16/21 8:16:19 PM
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Thats hot imo

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SSJKirby
02/16/21 8:16:46 PM
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jokes on you she was always hot

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DD Divine
02/16/21 8:16:53 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
Goths are vegan this is dumb.

i mean yeah but not all. Theyre definitely not in the kill puppies for clothes business


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DespondentDeity
02/16/21 8:16:58 PM
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Hype

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Blue_Inigo
02/16/21 8:17:05 PM
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Antifar posted...
The font they've used for Emma Stone suggests she is now an anarchist.
So she's Harley Quinn

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bigtiggie23
02/16/21 8:17:28 PM
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I'm sure some adult site has already done this.
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VipaGTS
02/16/21 8:18:01 PM
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that's how she looks...she's not being turned into anything lol

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Blue_Inigo
02/16/21 8:18:54 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
that's how she looks...she's not being turned into anything lol
That is not at all how she looked back in the day.

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Another_Voice
02/16/21 8:19:38 PM
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America is dead, and Mickey Mouse killed it. I would say societies do fall victim to Mickey Mouse. And what is Mickey Mouse? Its the clownish representation of the excesses of a society gone lazy and extravagant. It is the odious cancer of decadence pumped into children's brains as a substitute for real life struggle and self-actualization. How apt that it should be represented as a mouse! A diseased vermin! Satan doesn't come as a grotesque ogre, but as a beautiful faade of lies. Mickey Mouse, Marvel, Miley Cyrus; all just different faces of the same infection - the vapid last remnants of an entitled, coddled populace suckling on the sweet milkshake of death. America is dead, and Mickey Mouse killed it.
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VipaGTS
02/16/21 8:20:02 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
That is not at all how she looked back in the day.
it just looks like a younger version of what she's always looked like.

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The_Creep_2020
02/16/21 8:20:02 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
Goths are vegan this is dumb.
[citation needed]

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Vyrulisse
02/16/21 8:21:02 PM
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Oh god they really aren't gonna try to make Cruella into some sympathetic villain are they?

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Questionmarktarius
02/16/21 8:23:11 PM
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Oh look. Another origin story nobody wanted.
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Prismsblade
02/16/21 8:25:52 PM
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Hopefully they dont try to redeem and ruin her like they did Maleficent. Shes a evil and cruel human being through and through.

Ironically living much longer then any other disney villain as well. Up to that 101 dalmatian street series even.

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Robot2600
02/16/21 8:26:09 PM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
[citation needed]


DD Divine posted...
i mean yeah but not all. Theyre definitely not in the kill puppies for clothes business

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Irony
02/16/21 8:30:26 PM
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Citation needed

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The_Creep_2020
02/16/21 8:38:00 PM
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Ive only met a small number of goth vegans to be honest

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FortuneCookie
02/16/21 8:39:26 PM
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It doesn't make a lot of sense considering her entire motivation is that she's a vain middle-aged woman in decline and a new coat is her way to continue to look fabulous.

But as I type that, it seems like the kind of thing someone would consider an offensive stereotype.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
02/16/21 8:43:20 PM
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I hope they do not try to make her this mis understood character like they did with Maleficent.

She is literally part of the fur trade and kills animals for their pelts, and furs there is nothing redeemable about her.

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Questionmarktarius
02/16/21 8:47:39 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
I hope they do not try to make her this mis understood character like they did with Maleficent.
Here's the inevitible entire plot of the movie:
Take everything you know about [character], except [he/she/it/etc.] is exactly the opposite until the last five minutes of the film, after accumulating bits of the iconography in the meantime.
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FortuneCookie
02/16/21 8:50:03 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
I hope they do not try to make her this mis understood character like they did with Maleficent.

She is literally part of the fur trade and kills animals for their pelts, and furs there is nothing redeemable about her.

I don't want anybody to think I'm anti-feminist. It's not about that. But the absolute biggest annoyance to come out of some of today's progressives is the notion that a woman can never be wrong. If a fictional female character kills a child with an axe, she was exhibiting her power as a strong free-spirited individual and society can piss off for thinking she's wrong for having done it.

I have nothing against strong female characters. I'm in favor of more and better female representation. But dammit to Hell, sometimes a woman simply has to be the villain and not have some underlining tragic past which makes it okay for her to do the evil that she does.
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MrMallard
02/16/21 8:53:20 PM
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SSJKirby posted...
jokes on you she was always hot


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The_Creep_2020
02/16/21 8:53:48 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
I don't want anybody to think I'm anti-feminist. It's not about that. But the absolute biggest annoyance to come out of some of today's progressives is the notion that a woman can never be wrong. If a fictional female character kills a child with an axe, she was exhibiting her power as a strong free-spirited individual and society can piss off for thinking she's wrong for having done it.

I have nothing against strong female characters. I'm in favor of more and better female representation. But dammit to Hell, sometimes a woman simply has to be the villain and not have some underlining tragic past which makes it okay for her to do the evil that she does.


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KeeperOfShadows
02/16/21 8:54:23 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
I hope they do not try to make her this mis understood character like they did with Maleficent.

What? Don't you want a story about how she was abused and bullied as a child, and playing dress up was her only means of escaping depression? And how dogs (especially Dalmatians) would chase and attack her, leaving her with fear and hatred for the animals?

We need the story of how nothing evil she ever did was her fault!

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Blue_Inigo
02/17/21 10:20:55 AM
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https://youtu.be/gmRKv7n2If8

Trailer dropped

Emma Stone is doing a good job tbh

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Thighon
02/17/21 10:22:04 AM
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What's with these stupid disney villain movies

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Prismsblade
02/17/21 10:28:04 AM
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I wouldn't call the trailer bad, in fact it almost seemed to parody everything we wanted of these disney villain movies but......

What's the story? I dont think the trailer conveyed that well.

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Smashingpmkns
02/17/21 10:29:34 AM
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Hornezz
02/17/21 10:29:57 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Here's the inevitible entire plot of the movie:
Take everything you know about [character], except [he/she/it/etc.] is exactly the opposite until the last five minutes of the film, after accumulating bits of the iconography in the meantime.
So, basically Joker.

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vigorm0rtis
02/17/21 10:30:16 AM
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Robot2600 posted...
Goths are vegan this is dumb.

Is... is this a joke?

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DeadBankerDream
02/17/21 10:32:54 AM
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I just don't understand the appeal of origin stories for most things. Like, wasn't there a Robin Hood origin story movie a few years ago or something? Who gives a flying fuck how Robin Hood became Robin Hood? What's interesting is who he currently is.

I can't imagine giving half a shit about learning how Cruella became a big meanie, or even learning that she always was.
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Vampire_Wreath
02/17/21 10:35:19 AM
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Her character's origin was great in Once Upon a Time

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Blue_Inigo
02/17/21 10:48:39 AM
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She's just the Joker in this

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gunplagirl
02/17/21 10:52:49 AM
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So will the origin story feature the husband she had in the novel? For that matter... She was actually young in the novel. So. What other bastardization of the source material will Disney inject into this to make it sterile and make her sympathetic?

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iPhone_7
02/17/21 11:00:36 AM
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Thighon posted...
What's with these stupid disney villain movies
Better than their live-action remakes. Those are the two choices.

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IShall_Run_Amok
02/17/21 11:02:34 AM
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"You like ice cream? Well here's some rock salt." - every goddamn origin story

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Artemis86
02/17/21 11:03:08 AM
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Cruella de Ho
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FortuneCookie
02/17/21 11:16:34 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...

What's wrong with what I said? If you complain about a female character, you're sexist. If you preempt your complaint by saying you're not sexist, you're deflecting allegations which haven't been made yet. Which means you're paranoid, which means you have a guilty conscience, which means you're sexist.

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g0ldie
02/17/21 12:01:29 PM
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trailer's up

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=olUrVijjTIM

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Thighon
02/17/21 12:03:01 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Ergo, if you complain about a female character, you're automatically sexist.
what's with persecution complex goonies shitting this down our throats and expecting us to buy their fabricated reality
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teep_
02/17/21 12:07:04 PM
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g0ldie posted...
trailer's up

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=olUrVijjTIM

Getting Lady Gaga vibes tbh
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PsychicHippo
02/17/21 12:13:12 PM
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I'm just shocked they kept her white.

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Questionmarktarius
02/17/21 12:43:13 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
https://youtu.be/gmRKv7n2If8

Trailer dropped

Emma Stone is doing a good job tbh
Does it include the obligatory slow creepy cover of a popular song from twenty or thirty years ago?
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The_Creep_2020
02/17/21 3:54:26 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
What's wrong with what I said? If you complain about a female character, you're sexist. If you preempt your complaint by saying you're not sexist, you're deflecting allegations which haven't been made yet. Which means you're paranoid, which means you have a guilty conscience, which means you're sexist.

Ergo, if you complain about a female character, you're automatically sexist.


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