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TheBlueMonk_ 02/11/21 11:33:21 AM #1:	"You need at least 5 years experience, sorry" "but it says entry level" "that means you're entering the company. its the entry level to our company" "youre paying minimum wage" "security!" --- Park Minyoung NOONA <3 https://imgur.com/F5yuHSF <cite>TheBlueMonk_ posted [p:950523821] in *job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>"You need at least 5 years experience, sorry" "but it says entry level" "that means you're entering the company. its the entry level to our company" "youre paying minimum wage" "security!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 02/11/21 11:34:13 AM #2:	Merica! --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:950523847] in *job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>Merica! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 02/11/21 11:35:04 AM #3:	My experience with my current job is, apply anyway. Cant hurt my job asked for someone with 5-8 years software experience and I had none --- The words of The Golden Eel have been revealed... Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:950523886] in *job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>My experience with my current job is, apply anyway. Cant hurt my job asked for someone with 5-8 years software experience and I had none </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 02/11/21 11:35:35 AM #4:	They can be as picky as they want because they're guaranteed at least 100 applicants --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:950523907] in *job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>They can be as picky as they want because they're guaranteed at least 100 applicants </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 02/11/21 11:35:48 AM #5:	I just wear something sexy --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:950523916] in *job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>I just wear something sexy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 02/11/21 11:39:32 AM #6:	TheGoldenEel posted... my job asked for someone with 5-8 years software experience and I had none ...usually involving software that's only existed for two or three years. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:950524042] in *job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>TheGoldenEel posted... </cite> <quote>my job asked for someone with 5-8 years software experience and I had none</quote>...usually involving software that's only existed for two or three years. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 02/11/21 11:44:20 AM #7:	Go work at a school --- for the alcohlics https://www.aa.org/ <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:950524179] in *job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>Go work at a school</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 02/11/21 11:46:39 AM #8:	"Must have Graduate degree. NO EXCEPTIONS." "Salary is $11/hr" --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:950524259] in *job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>"Must have Graduate degree. NO EXCEPTIONS." "Salary is $11/hr" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 02/11/21 11:48:02 AM #9:	Jagr_68 posted... "Must have Graduate degree. NO EXCEPTIONS." "Salary is $11/hr" If you've got a degree, yet still take a job paying by the hour, that's on you. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:950524325] in *job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>Jagr_68 posted... </cite> <quote>"Must have Graduate degree. NO EXCEPTIONS." "Salary is $11/hr"</quote>If you've got a degree, yet still take a job paying by the hour, that's on you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheBlueMonk_ 02/11/21 11:48:54 AM #10:	Questionmarktarius posted... If you've got a degree, yet still take a job paying by the hour, that's on you. can i go back to my school and get a refund? --- Park Minyoung NOONA <3 https://imgur.com/F5yuHSF <cite>TheBlueMonk_ posted [p:950524345] in *job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>If you've got a degree, yet still take a job paying by the hour, that's on you.</quote>can i go back to my school and get a refund? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 02/11/21 11:48:56 AM #11:	these are the dank memes i want --- https://imgur.com/LAvnefi <cite>E32005 posted [p:950524347] in *job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>these are the dank memes i want </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 02/11/21 11:49:20 AM #12:	TheBlueMonk_ posted... can i go back to my school and get a refund? Go ask Joe Biden. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:950524373] in *job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>TheBlueMonk_ posted... </cite> <quote>can i go back to my school and get a refund?</quote>Go ask Joe Biden. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 02/11/21 11:50:52 AM #13:	Trust me, you wouldn't wanna work at those type of companies. --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:950524432] in *job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>Trust me, you wouldn't wanna work at those type of companies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkBuster22904 02/11/21 11:55:17 AM #14:	requires 10 years experience working with a piece of software that's five years old --- Haven't had a good sig idea since 2006 <cite>DarkBuster22904 posted [p:950524597] in job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>requires 10 years experience working with a piece of software that's five years old* </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 02/11/21 11:57:21 AM #15:	requires 5 years windows server has no experience, falsifies resume, lies in interview, spends most of the day googling And that kids is how I got my first job with only six months experience --- for the alcohlics https://www.aa.org/ <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:950524669] in job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>requires 5 years windows server* has no experience, falsifies resume, lies in interview, spends most of the day googling And that kids is how I got my first job with only six months experience</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 02/11/21 11:58:38 AM #16:	DarkBuster22904 posted... requires 10 years experience working with a piece of software that's five years old B'ahaha, our software is a minimum of 20 years old. It is the most unintuitive software I have ever used. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:950524721] in job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>DarkBuster22904 posted...</cite> <quote>requires 10 years experience working with a piece of software that's five years old* </quote> B'ahaha, our software is a minimum of 20 years old. It is the most unintuitive software I have ever used.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 02/11/21 12:00:16 PM #17:	SiO4 posted... B'ahaha, our software is a minimum of 20 years old. It is the most unintuitive software I have ever used. At least it's not some ancient minicomputer running COBOL or FORTRAN or something. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:950524782] in *job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>SiO4 posted... </cite> <quote>B'ahaha, our software is a minimum of 20 years old. It is the most unintuitive software I have ever used.</quote>At least it's not some ancient minicomputer running COBOL or FORTRAN or something. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheBlueMonk_ 02/11/21 12:01:11 PM #18:	DarkBuster22904 posted... requires 10 years experience working with a piece of software that's five years old i saw a meme of a job that wanted 15 years of social media experience i can show them my fucking xanga and my livejournal lmao wtf --- Park Minyoung NOONA <3 https://imgur.com/F5yuHSF <cite>TheBlueMonk_ posted [p:950524818] in job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>DarkBuster22904 posted... </cite> <quote>requires 10 years experience working with a piece of software that's five years old*</quote>i saw a meme of a job that wanted 15 years of social media experience i can show them my fucking xanga and my livejournal lmao wtf </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 02/11/21 12:07:02 PM #19:	Questionmarktarius posted... At least it's not some ancient minicomputer running COBOL or FORTRAN or something. It may as well be. I should take a few pics of it. The home screen literally looks like an Atari game. The keystrokes are all over the place. Need to go back hit esc?....Nope F4. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:950525019] in *job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote> At least it's not some ancient minicomputer running COBOL or FORTRAN or something. </quote> It may as well be. I should take a few pics of it. The home screen literally looks like an Atari game. The keystrokes are all over the place. Need to go back hit esc?....Nope F4.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 02/11/21 12:08:39 PM #20:	TheBlueMonk_ posted... DarkBuster22904 posted... requires 10 years experience working with a piece of software that's five years old i saw a meme of a job that wanted 15 years of social media experience i can show them my fucking xanga and my livejournal lmao wtf "And here is a printed timeline copy of my finest FB shitposts ranging from 2009-2014" --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:950525066] in job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>TheBlueMonk_ posted... </cite> <quote>DarkBuster22904 posted... requires 10 years experience working with a piece of software that's five years old* i saw a meme of a job that wanted 15 years of social media experience i can show them my fucking xanga and my livejournal lmao wtf</quote> "And here is a printed timeline copy of my finest FB shitposts ranging from 2009-2014" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Top Crusader 02/11/21 12:12:41 PM #21:	TheBlueMonk_ posted... "You need at least 5 years experience, sorry" "but it says entry level" "that means you're entering the company. its the entry level to our company" "youre paying minimum wage" "security!" I had an interview at a security company once and they wanted to hire me, but it was minimum wage so I turned them down. >_> Although to be fair most security just involves watching monitors and walking around once in a while. Depends on the location I guess. --- https://imgur.com/09qFfLV <cite>The Top Crusader posted [p:950525229] in *job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>TheBlueMonk_ posted... </cite> <quote>"You need at least 5 years experience, sorry" "but it says entry level" "that means you're entering the company. its the entry level to our company" "youre paying minimum wage" "security!"</quote> I had an interview at a security company once and they wanted to hire me, but it was minimum wage so I turned them down. >_> Although to be fair most security just involves watching monitors and walking around once in a while. Depends on the location I guess. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zanzenburger 02/11/21 12:34:37 PM #22:	I can picture the OP being a Family Guy gag. Likely with Brian. --- Congratulations! Your post was deemed response-worthy. <cite>Zanzenburger posted [p:950526006] in *job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>I can picture the OP being a Family Guy gag. Likely with Brian. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anteaterking 02/11/21 12:36:12 PM #23:	Questionmarktarius posted... If you've got a degree, yet still take a job paying by the hour, that's on you. You seem to be under the impression that "hourly" and "low wages" are identical. --- http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b136/Anteaterking/scan00021.jpg http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b136/Anteaterking/scan00021.jpg <cite>Anteaterking posted [p:950526063] in *job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>If you've got a degree, yet still take a job paying by the hour, that's on you.</quote> You seem to be under the impression that "hourly" and "low wages" are identical. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 02/11/21 12:38:35 PM #24:	HR always tacks on a bunch of unnecessary bullshit to job listings such as "X years of experience" on an entry-level job. If you think you can do the job, apply anyway. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:950526172] in *job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>HR always tacks on a bunch of unnecessary bullshit to job listings such as "X years of experience" on an entry-level job. If you think you can do the job, apply anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 02/11/21 12:45:02 PM #25:	Anteaterking posted... You seem to be under the impression that "hourly" and "low wages" are identical. that's fair <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:950526414] in *job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>Anteaterking posted... </cite> <quote>You seem to be under the impression that "hourly" and "low wages" are identical.</quote>that's fair </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turtlemayor333 02/11/21 12:46:33 PM #26:	--- https://imgur.com/WWk7D https://imgur.com/hE7v5GL https://imgur.com/sY9YLKe https://imgur.com/9e67vqt <cite>Turtlemayor333 posted [p:950526461] in *job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 02/11/21 12:53:57 PM #27:	future boss at the interview for my current job: "your resume suggested you're underqualified/inexperienced for this role but your technical assessment results blew all the other applicants out of the water" now carrying the entire company from a development standpoint aside from more executive matters managed by the boss Paragon21XX posted... HR always tacks on a bunch of unnecessary bullshit to job listings such as "X years of experience" on an entry-level job. If you think you can do the job, apply anyway. this, absolutely --- https://imgur.com/A0TAfek <cite>TheMikh posted [p:950526745] in *job says ... [t:79289689]...</cite> <quote>future boss at the interview for my current job: "your resume suggested you're underqualified/inexperienced for this role but your technical assessment results blew all the other applicants out of the water" now carrying the entire company from a development standpoint aside from more executive matters managed by the boss Paragon21XX posted... </cite> <quote>HR always tacks on a bunch of unnecessary bullshit to job listings such as "X years of experience" on an entry-level job. If you think you can do the job, apply anyway.</quote> this, absolutely </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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