Current Events > 5 things NOBODY has in their house anymore (feel free to add more)

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Drpooplol
02/11/21 11:31:24 AM
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1. Live chickens
2. Big Fish
3. Soap
4. 3 years of tax return documentation as recommended by the
IRS.
5. Jimmy Carter vintage campaign signs

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Touch
02/11/21 11:32:04 AM
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Blue_Target
02/11/21 11:32:43 AM
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The talking fish on a plaque

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littlebro07
02/11/21 11:32:46 AM
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Drpooplol posted...
3. Soap

fucking what

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littlebro07
02/11/21 11:33:37 AM
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Blue_Target posted...
The talking fish on a plaque

oh wow I forgot about that thing. Growing up I swear everybody had one in their house

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SolidShadow3
02/11/21 11:33:40 AM
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Drpooplol posted...
1. Live chickens

3. Soap

My old boss had chickens in his house; Idk if he still does tho

And who the hell doesnt have soap in their house?

Edit: I tagged TC as No Soap; hes probably a really dirty person.

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R1masher
02/11/21 11:34:32 AM
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Bread box

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Drpooplol
02/11/21 11:35:13 AM
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Touch posted...
A Land Line
you're right I only have a sea line now

R1masher posted...
Bread box
...technically my fridge is a bread box

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MACisBack
02/11/21 11:35:27 AM
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Fax machine

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pauIie
02/11/21 11:35:52 AM
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tc you're drpooplol and you don't have soap in your house. please explain.

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R1masher
02/11/21 11:36:50 AM
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Drpooplol posted...
you're right I only have a sea line now

...technically my fridge is a bread box

eww, tagged

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Lost_All_Senses
02/11/21 11:38:56 AM
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Big box tv.

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Drpooplol
02/11/21 11:40:26 AM
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pauIie posted...
tc you're drpooplol and you don't have soap in your house. please explain.
I don't know a single person who has soap in their house.

I guess paulie is Mr. Richie Rich!

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coolboy11
02/11/21 11:40:51 AM
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a functioning walkman

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CyricZ
02/11/21 11:40:57 AM
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Butter churn
Pressure cooker
Nazi memorabilia
Rotary phone
Peter Graves

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Vicious_Dios
02/11/21 11:41:20 AM
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- A CD player
- Stacks of The Yellow Pages
- AOL trial run envelopes

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CouldBeAnAlt
02/11/21 11:42:05 AM
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A phonograph

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Irony
02/11/21 11:43:13 AM
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I have 3 and 4

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CommonGrackle
02/11/21 11:44:26 AM
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soap might mean bar soap. i always hated that stuff. I've always used liquid soap. bam, instant suds. some folks might be different.

radiators. I mean the big single ones. whistles every time the heat came on. my grandma had one in her cir. 1900 house.

rotary phones. my other grandpa had one. it was still there the day we sold his old house lol.

silverware that's real silver.

certain lots of different tools like a drill brace, unless you're doing crafts or something. everyone just has a cordless or corded drill.
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Flockaveli
02/11/21 11:45:52 AM
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The computer room.

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KINDERFELD
02/11/21 11:47:41 AM
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VHS rewinder.

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g980
02/11/21 11:54:10 AM
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Drpooplol posted...
1. Live chickens


Uh lots of people keep chickens

Tho i guess generally in a coop, but thats always been the case
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CouldBeAnAlt
02/11/21 11:54:51 AM
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KINDERFELD posted...
VHS rewinder.
A vhs player for that matter

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E32005
02/11/21 11:55:21 AM
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printer paper

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DD Divine
02/11/21 11:55:57 AM
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I have like 17 years of tax returns

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Medussa
02/11/21 11:56:42 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Big box tv.

Mine just finally decided to die.

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420TwiZtiD420
02/11/21 11:56:44 AM
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DD Divine posted...
I have like 17 years of tax returns
This. My entire work history in a filing cabinet

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Enderknight17
02/11/21 11:57:01 AM
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CommonGrackle posted...
soap might mean bar soap. i always hated that stuff. I've always used liquid soap. bam, instant suds. some folks might be different.

radiators. I mean the big single ones. whistles every time the heat came on. my grandma had one in her cir. 1900 house.

rotary phones. my other grandpa had one. it was still there the day we sold his old house lol.

silverware that's real silver.

certain lots of different tools like a drill brace, unless you're doing crafts or something. everyone just has a cordless or corded drill.

I've got a couple of drill braces in the house. And some egg beaters type drills too. I read an interesting article on lowtech magazine a long time ago that talked about how almost all drills are electric now. Not a doomsday prepper or anything but it would be crazy to go back to the dark ages way of drilling.

I have a scythe too. Got it last year. Easily faster than using a weed eater. And I enjoy the work.

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cjsdowg
02/11/21 11:59:39 AM
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I am not sure if that tax return thing was a joke or not. But you really need to have those.

Also I use to have a big gar fish. Then he tried to eat my turtle . So I had to rehome him.

Something to add to this list.

16 K tv

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Drpooplol
02/11/21 12:02:07 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
I am not sure if that tax return thing was a joke or not.
this entire fucking topic was a joke, but apparently that wasn't clear enough and now people think I'm just a dirty boy.

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KINDERFELD
02/11/21 12:03:38 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
I am not sure if that tax return thing was a joke or not. But you really need to have those.

Also I use to have a big gar fish. Then he tried to eat my turtle . So I had to rehome him.

Something to add to this list.

16 K tv

Anymore?


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DrizztLink
02/11/21 12:05:00 PM
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Kajagogo
02/11/21 12:05:01 PM
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Spinning wheel
Weaving loom


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Funkydog
02/11/21 12:06:04 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
this entire fucking topic was a joke, but apparently that wasn't clear enough and now people think I'm just a dirty boy.
Shoulda used soap if you didn't want to be a dirty boy.

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Flockaveli
02/11/21 12:09:54 PM
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One of these filled with actual cookies


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BilalPowell
02/11/21 12:11:32 PM
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A lot of these things are in my parents house. Fake news topic.

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Pus_N_Pecans
02/11/21 12:13:26 PM
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I should really buy a rotary phone for display purposes. I think I need that actually.

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DrizztLink
02/11/21 12:14:23 PM
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Pus_N_Pecans posted...
I should really buy a rotary phone for display purposes. I think I need that actually.
It took me three tries to not read that as "dietary purposes."

I think I need sleep.

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Scorsese2002
02/11/21 12:15:13 PM
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Touch posted...
A Land Line


Still got mine, ridin with it until the end
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Scorsese2002
02/11/21 12:15:34 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
One of these filled with actual cookies



Haha got those too, sitting in my counter
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DrizztLink
02/11/21 12:15:40 PM
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Scorsese2002 posted...
Still got mine, ridin with it until the end
of the line

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Kajagogo
02/11/21 12:15:41 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
One of these filled with actual cookies

I had one of those just this last December! They were delicious.

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divot1338
02/11/21 2:16:44 PM
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Butter churn
Membership card to Blockbuster Video

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Questionmarktarius
02/11/21 2:20:27 PM
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ShibaToken
02/11/21 2:22:32 PM
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CyricZ posted...
Butter churn
Pressure cooker
Nazi memorabilia
Rotary phone
Peter Graves


half of america has 2 of these
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divot1338
02/11/21 2:22:36 PM
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Spittoon

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Questionmarktarius
02/11/21 2:26:42 PM
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CyricZ
02/11/21 2:30:18 PM
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divot1338 posted...
Spittoon
And Spittoon 2

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KINDERFELD
02/11/21 2:31:24 PM
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divot1338 posted...
Butter churn
Membership card to Blockbuster Video

I actually held on to mine and still have it in my wallet.

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CyricZ
02/11/21 2:32:35 PM
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ShibaToken posted...
half of america has 2 of these
Okay I'll give you Nazi memorabilia, but I can prove that everyone disposed of their in-home Peter Graves just after the Bush administration.

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