Current Events > Man how do you make a $1,000 a week from stock market?

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safest way possible pls.

Let's say you have $25,000 and you're on a quest to grow it by 5% a week. That's $1,250 a week. How do you do this?

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Buy low.
Sell high.

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You arent going to make $1000 a week from the stock market with only $25,000.

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Stalk Reddit and buy up all the hot meme stocks when theyre a dollar and then cry when they plummet to five cents

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1. Become Ape
2. Get your wife a boyfriend
3. Buy high
4. Shitpost (this can be done at anytime in the process)

Haven't figured out the other steps yet

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Orlando_Jordan posted...

You arent going to make $1000 a week from the stock market with only $25,000.

I made $2k just from today and my total portfolio is only valued at <$9k

Of course, I haven't actually sold so technically it's not my money yet

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LivingLegend posted...

He said 5% every week... Meaning every week.

Your portfolio is not going to do that.

Ah, missed that part

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1. Safest way
2. $1250 a week from $25k

Pick one.

Don't risk 25k in the stock market unless you're willing to lose it. The safest way is to be patient, put it in an index fund or ETF, keep adding money to it and help your money grow long term.

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Rip man how do and the market shot up blah blah blah

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Bet it on black tc

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1. Go to stock market.
2. Do a business.
3. ?????
4. Profit

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You tryna raise the money you owe CE?

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Pay up and stop welching
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i'm doing swing trading, not long term investing btw. Well except dogecoin because i'm holding onto that for ten years.

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Hell yeah

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Covered calls

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Orlando_Jordan posted...

You arent going to make $1000 a week from the stock market with only $25,000.

I disagree. It's possible as long as you pick decent ones.

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Christian RULES posted...

i'm doing swing trading, not long term investing btw. Well except dogecoin because i'm holding onto that for ten years.

You also aren't going to make $1000 a week from the stock market.

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Basically if he wants to be safe he has to buy a bunch of stocks and have them overall triple in value over one year. That would give him $75k, which is about equal to his original $25k + $52k ($1000 a week in the stock market)

That's not going to happen.

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BilalPowell posted...

I disagree. It's possible as long as you pick decent ones.

Yeah and it's possible to win the lotto if you pick the right numbers.

If it was easy to triple your investment in one year everyone would do it.

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Darmik posted...

Yeah and it's possible to win the lotto if you pick the right numbers.

If it was easy to triple your investment in one year everyone would do it.

It's not easy, but it is possible. Warren Buffett figured it out why not me?

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Step one: have money in your account in September - October 2020

Step two: put all that money in ENZC

Step three: retire

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Here's my year so far. I think 300% is realistic.



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By low sell high
The more capital you have in the market, the bigger your gains/losses will be day to day.

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Buy all in lamp oil

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1) start with $2000 a week and put it in the stock market

Tc all you have to do is subscribe to my newsletter and I'll tell you how to make a grand a week.

It costs 50 bucks a week to subscribe.

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Orlando_Jordan posted...

You arent going to make $1000 a week from the stock market with only $25,000.

not even 250k

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Step 1: Accept that you can lose everything
Step 2: Prepare to lose everything
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit (if you're lucky)

Options

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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...

Step 1: Accept that you can lose everything
Step 2: Prepare to lose everything
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit (if you're lucky)

It's only luck if you pick randomly. Or buy options.

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Orlando_Jordan posted...

You arent going to make $1000 a week from the stock market with only $25,000.

You can easily do this. Borrow on 2x margin. Invest in a combination of Amazon, Tesla, Microsoft, Apple, Chipotle, Netflix. Safe stocks, easy money.

Or place your $25k in TSLA and watch you make considerable more than 5% a week on average.

I was making $500-$4k a day during last summer. With the ability to day trade on an account greater than $25k you can position yourself to have many consecutive green days.

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Christian RULES posted...

grow it by 5% a week

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/690/758/731.jpg

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SPE posted...

not even 250k

You'd have to be noob at investing if you can't do it with 250k.

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Orlando_Jordan posted...

You arent going to make $1000 a week from the stock market with only $25,000.

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Yea if you had 250k you could reasonably do this with tech indexes

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By having roughly $1,250,000 invested

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Solid Snake07 posted...

By having roughly $1,250,000 invested

That's a pretty crappy investment strategy. Even just putting money in an S&P index fund and never touching it would return a better rate than $1000 a week.

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clyde_frog posted...

You can easily do this. Borrow on 2x margin. Invest in a combination of Amazon, Tesla, Microsoft, Apple, Chipotle, Netflix. Safe stocks, easy money.

Or place your $25k in TSLA and watch you make considerable more than 5% a week on average.

I was making $500-$4k a day during last summer. With the ability to day trade on an account greater than $25k you can position yourself to have many consecutive green days.

That is good shit. I'm focusing on swings now but wanna go back to day trades.

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I tried day trading and wasnt good. There are safer less time consuming ways.

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Yeah, TSLA has leveled off for the most part, but they ARE expanding into new countries. I expect it to go up more once they start ramping up in India and other places.

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I thought I was doing well getting 8-10% per year on longterm. 5% per week??? Is that a thing??

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BilalPowell posted...

That's a pretty crappy investment strategy. Even just putting money in an S&P index fund and never touching it would return a better rate than $1000 a week.

You have to account for inflation. Rule of thumb is you can live off of about 4% of well invested assets in perpetuity. While you're probably returning more than 4% you should be reinvesting the rest to account for inflation and down years.

So really to reliably draw 52k a year, and it's monetary equivalent in the years ahead, you'd need about 1.3 million

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DoGCyN posted...

I thought I was doing well getting 8-10% per year on longterm. 5% per week??? Is that a thing??

8-10 is what youre supposed to get if you just make annual deposits into a safe ETF and do nothing else. More active traders should do better as long as you dont pick stocks going into bankruptcy.

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Solid Snake07 posted...

You have to account for inflation. Rule of thumb is you can live off of about 4% of well invested assets in perpetuity. While you're probably returning more than 4% you should be reinvesting the rest to account for inflation and down years.

So really to reliably draw 52k a year, and it's monetary equivalent in the years ahead, you'd need about 1.3 million

Pretty sure the reinvesting cancels out the inflation. Assuming $25k start amount and 5% interest Week 1 $1.25k, Week 2 $1.25k*1.05, Week 3 $1.25k*1.5^2...

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