Poll of the Day > Monster Poll 2: now you have to marry one!

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Raddest_Chad
02/07/21 3:17:56 AM
#1:


Your chosen monster bride/groom likes you... but maybe can't help their monsterness.










Alternate timeline: You are a regular human. Going for that stroll on the misty night, you are not attacked and turned, but proposed to under threat of death! Your new spouse thinks you're the bees knees, but urges and accidents happen and you might find yourself the victim of it, and not necessarily in a good way. No guarantees (unless otherwise specified) that you will be safe from its primal impulses, so think carefully.

This format also allows for a bit more variety.
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Sarcasthma
02/07/21 3:27:12 AM
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Can the gorgon fix my ed by giving me a stony schlong?

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LinkPizza
02/07/21 7:16:07 AM
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I guess one of the first two. But probably the werewolf. Seems like a pretty normal relationship. And if I'm a werewolf, we can rampage together... That sounds like fun, I guess...
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wolfy42
02/07/21 7:26:38 AM
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Werewolf of course, most likely to enjoy pizza still.

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Raddest_Chad
02/07/21 4:34:29 PM
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I just RNG vote on polls i make most of the time. i would've chosen ghost though. think of the pranks!!!
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Decoy77
02/07/21 5:24:23 PM
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I'm a vampire so easy choice.

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Raddest_Chad
02/07/21 6:13:26 PM
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Decoy77 posted...
I'm a vampire so easy choice.

Raddest_Chad posted...
You are a regular human.

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YoukaiSlayer
02/07/21 6:49:18 PM
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Vampire, let them turn me to a vampire. Immortality.

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Metalsonic66
02/07/21 9:09:34 PM
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wolfy42
02/07/21 9:37:35 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...


Yeah, just think about her bush heh.

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DeltaBladeX
02/08/21 12:13:10 AM
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wolfy42 posted...
Yeah, just think about her bush heh.

Seen that pic

For the poll, humanoid or non humanoid demon? That would effect my choice.
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SKARDAVNELNATE
02/08/21 12:23:51 AM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
I see non-snake eyebrows and eye lashes.

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Raddest_Chad
02/08/21 12:59:54 AM
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DeltaBladeX posted...
Seen that pic

For the poll, humanoid or non humanoid demon? That would effect my choice.
it can look like whatever it wants. so yes and no.
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wolfy42
02/08/21 1:05:02 AM
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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
I see non-snake eyebrows and eye lashes.


Laurel K Hamilton dealt with that in one of her books lol.

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Mead
02/08/21 1:09:55 AM
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Werewolf cause we would just get freaky in the woods together on camping trips when it was full moon time

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DeltaBladeX
02/08/21 1:25:38 AM
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Raddest_Chad posted...
it can look like whatever it wants. so yes and no.

Acceptable
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Zeus
02/08/21 5:54:19 PM
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Kinda depends on how it works. Assuming it's a shape-shifting demon or even one who possesses hosts, it kinda gives you unlimited possibilities. And if it's tied to the afterlife, technically not even death would do you part.

Otherwise the vampire has the advantage of not aging.

As for the remaining options:
Zombie - Even if we're talking like a Santa Clarita Diet deal, it's still kinda shitty.

Ghost - If you can't touch her, even if she can touch you it's kinda weird.

Wendigo - I'm not sure any mechanic really makes this work, unless it's a temporary transformation.

Frankenstein's monster - No clue why you wouldn't instead just go with the Bride of Frankenstein. While it's one way to build the perfect woman, I imagine there are a lot of issues.

Gorgon - If it's a controllable ability, it's a drawback. If not, that would high risk.

Creature from the Black Lagoon - We never see a female gillman, so that's not going to work. However, there are a lot of cool aquatic and semi-aquatic chicks.

"None of the above. I'd just tell it to screw off and then let it kill me." - Well, that's no fun.

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