Poll of the Day > Almost $2B between Mega Millions and Powerball

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Far-Queue
01/18/21 3:42:04 PM
#1:


Are you playing?



I bought a ticket to each game. Maybe I can wipe my ass with them when I lose so they're not a total waste...

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2021/01/17/powerball-jackpot-grows-no-winner-saturday/4196586001/

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GrabASnickers
01/18/21 3:43:17 PM
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Probably not cause you have to buy those with cash I think and I never have cash

I get them every once in a blue moon. "Tax on dumb people" who cares, I can afford to drop like six bucks on a rare occasion
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Shadowbird_RH
01/18/21 3:50:08 PM
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0.000000000000000000000000001208 > 0

Not nonexistent, just mathematically insignificant. Also, no, the above number is made up, I don't know the actual odds of winning, just that, winnings divided by the odds, it's not a smart investment, earning well its title as the "Fool's Tax."

Yeah though, I might drop a few bucks on it this time.

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GrabASnickers
01/18/21 3:52:54 PM
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I know the odds are still bad but honestly I might prefer to have one of the lower prizes. I don't know what I'd even do with jackpot money and having to publicly disclose it blows. Just getting like a $2 million prize would be good enough for me
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Mead
01/18/21 3:54:13 PM
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Every person who has ever won the lottery statistically had almost no chance

So when people start going on about how your chances are one in a trillion blah blah blah all I can think is tell that to the folks who have won

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grimhilde00
01/18/21 4:40:53 PM
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Yeah I've played a few times before when it gets really big and bought some tickets for this time. Obviously don't want to play it regularly, but every few years I just see it as an entertainment price tag for day dreaming a bit.

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IronBornCorps
01/18/21 4:47:10 PM
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I won 5k on a scratch off once
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Zeus
01/18/21 5:59:28 PM
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I don't feel like running out for a ticket, but it's kinda neat for the novelty.

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TheOkHornedRat
01/18/21 6:30:27 PM
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playing it when it gets big is the dumbest time to play it. even if you win, you are gonna end up splitting that pot with 2 or 3 other people and everyone and their moms are gonna be hitting you up for money.

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SamuelLJackdson
01/18/21 6:32:05 PM
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The only lotto game I play is the millionaire raffle my state does like twice a year. Only because theres guaranteed winners for that
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grimhilde00
01/18/21 6:37:54 PM
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TheOkHornedRat posted...
playing it when it gets big is the dumbest time to play it. even if you win, you are gonna end up splitting that pot with 2 or 3 other people and everyone and their moms are gonna be hitting you up for money.

I would be plenty happy with 750 million divided by 3

Also I can wear a mask for claiming it and I would never tell me family lol

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KJ StErOiDs
01/18/21 6:37:57 PM
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I might play one (or both) if they reach $1B, and I remember to stop by a gas station on my way home from work.

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grimhilde00
01/18/21 6:39:20 PM
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SamuelLJackdson posted...
The only lotto game I play is the millionaire raffle my state does like twice a year. Only because theres guaranteed winners for that

That's neat! What state is that?

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GrabASnickers
01/18/21 6:53:16 PM
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TheOkHornedRat posted...
playing it when it gets big is the dumbest time to play it. even if you win, you are gonna end up splitting that pot with 2 or 3 other people and everyone and their moms are gonna be hitting you up for money.

What if it's 2 or 3 times the prize of when it's an optimal time to win
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SamuelLJackdson
01/18/21 6:59:39 PM
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grimhilde00 posted...
That's neat! What state is that?

Pennsylvania. I believe they do it twice a year
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GanonsSpirit
01/18/21 7:04:57 PM
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I bought a couple Powerball tickets on the last drawing, because I happened to have a $5 bill and walked by a lotto machine.
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Zeus
01/18/21 7:27:07 PM
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TheOkHornedRat posted...
playing it when it gets big is the dumbest time to play it. even if you win, you are gonna end up splitting that pot with 2 or 3 other people and everyone and their moms are gonna be hitting you up for money.

Even split 10 ways, it's a bigger payout than being a single winner with a much smaller pot.

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Metalsonic66
01/18/21 7:40:30 PM
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Gonna be swimming in gold coins like Scrooge McDuck

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Zeus
01/18/21 7:56:45 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Gonna be swimming in gold coins like Scrooge McDuck

https://youtu.be/viDL2W0HcJw?t=14

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Metalsonic66
01/18/21 8:33:37 PM
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It takes years of practice to master the technique

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