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gafemaqs
01/10/21 1:44:11 AM
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Or is he... you know?

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Smackems
01/10/21 1:45:20 AM
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No way he ain't been banging bats

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Sictis
01/10/21 1:45:43 AM
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Isn't that one of Bruce Wayne's defining traits, being a playboy etc.

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Socrawheeze
01/10/21 1:47:05 AM
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one of the Robins is literally his son
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AlCalavicci
01/10/21 1:49:14 AM
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He banged Batgirl in that Killing Joke cartoon... Lol

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Lunar_Savage
01/10/21 1:49:42 AM
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Talia

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Flauros
01/10/21 1:49:59 AM
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AlCalavicci posted...
He banged Batgirl in that Killing Joke cartoon... Lol
He turned her straight?

Ballin

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cjsdowg
01/10/21 1:50:34 AM
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Socrawheeze posted...
one of the Robins is literally his son

He was raped for that so that really doesn't count .

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Zikten
01/10/21 1:51:17 AM
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AlCalavicci posted...
He banged Batgirl in that Killing Joke cartoon... Lol

That isnt canon though. But in the comics he has fucked Catwoman and Talia. He even got Talia pregnant. He's probably had other lays too. But those are his most famous ones

He almost married Catwoman a couple years ago but the wedding got canceled at the last second
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Zikten
01/10/21 1:52:21 AM
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Flauros posted...

He turned her straight?

Ballin

Your confusing Batgirl with Batwoman. Also Batwoman is Batman's cousin. Batgirl is Gordon's daughter
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AlCalavicci
01/10/21 1:52:27 AM
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Zikten posted...
That isnt canon though. But in the comics he has fucked Catwoman and Talia. He even got Talia pregnant. He's probably had other lays too. But those are his most famous ones

He almost married Catwoman a couple years ago but the wedding got canceled at the last second

TC never clarified canon or not

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Smackems
01/10/21 1:53:29 AM
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Zikten posted...
Your confusing Batgirl with Batwoman. Also Batwoman is Batman's cousin. Batgirl is Gordon's daughter
Jesus lol

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Verdekal
01/10/21 1:55:11 AM
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Wasn't there an arc in the comic where Barbara told Bruce he got her pregnant?

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pegusus123456
01/10/21 2:00:47 AM
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I feel like he has to occasionally bang a random supermodel just to have the cover story work.

In the DCAU, he definitely banged Lois Lane and Wonder Woman at least once.

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g0ldie
01/10/21 2:07:29 AM
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Verdekal posted...
Wasn't there an arc in the comic where Barbara told Bruce he got her pregnant?
iirc, something like this happened in Batman Beyond - Bruce and Barbara had an affair while she was in a relationship with Dick Grayson (I think), and during a stakeout, she had a miscarriage, or something like that...that's why Dick broke up with her and ended up hating Bruce

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Flauros
01/10/21 3:06:26 AM
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Zikten posted...


Your confusing Batgirl with Batwoman. Also Batwoman is Batman's cousin. Batgirl is Gordon's daughter
I didnt know there were 2 femmebats. Wasnt there also one that was Alfreds daughter or niece or something?

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Zikten
01/10/21 3:11:15 AM
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Flauros posted...

I didnt know there were 2 femmebats. Wasnt there also one that was Alfreds daughter or niece or something?

Oh..... I may vaguely remember something like this. I think she no longer exists. That might have been the original 1950s Batwoman. The current Batwoman is a fairly new character debuting like 20 or less years ago I think. But there was totally unrelated Batwoman in the 50s
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AlisLandale
01/10/21 3:16:05 AM
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Alfreds niece was from the Batman and Robin movie lol.

Classic Batwoman was straight and added to the comics because DC wanted to convince people that Batman wasnt fucking the boy wonder.

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Flauros
01/10/21 3:25:48 AM
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Zikten posted...
Oh..... I may vaguely remember something like this. I think she no longer exists. That might have been the original 1950s Batwoman. The current Batwoman is a fairly new character debuting like 20 or less years ago I think. But there was totally unrelated Batwoman in the 50s

AlisLandale posted...
Alfreds niece was from the Batman and Robin movie lol.

Classic Batwoman was straight and added to the comics because DC wanted to convince people that Batman wasnt fucking the boy wonder.

Thats what i was remembering.

Im not super into batman lore, so i dont know a lot of the deets

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Zikten
01/10/21 3:31:24 AM
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I just remembered another lady that I think Bruce was banging. one time I read this storyline across multiple issues called Brue Wayne: Murderer. Bruce got framed for a murder and goes to prison while still keeping his secret safe. But he had this female body guard assigned to his Bruce persona who may or may not have been aware he was Batman. I can't remember but she also went to prison for some reason. Got caught up in the framing I guess. But she seemed in love with Bruce. I never knew how that all started. when the Murderer storyline begins, they already knew each other from some previous comic storyline so I am unsure on how they got involved with each other.
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No_U_L7
01/10/21 3:39:24 AM
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Zikten posted...
I just remembered another lady that I think Bruce was banging. one time I read this storyline across multiple issues called Brue Wayne: Murderer. Bruce got framed for a murder and goes to prison while still keeping his secret safe. But he had this female body guard assigned to his Bruce persona who may or may not have been aware he was Batman. I can't remember but she also went to prison for some reason. Got caught up in the framing I guess. But she seemed in love with Bruce. I never knew how that all started. when the Murderer storyline begins, they already knew each other from some previous comic storyline so I am unsure on how they got involved with each other.


one of my favorite batman stories of all time, it was post no mans land and peak dick bats written by ed brubaker. story arc spoilers batman orchestrated for his body guard to learn his secret id, took her under his wing and started training her to be a vigilante. iirc it's heavily implied they were hooking up
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Awakened_Link
01/10/21 4:56:10 AM
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I mean, if his bat dick is any indication...

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TheoryzC
01/10/21 5:22:53 AM
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Silver St Cloud

Sounds like a pornstar name lol

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cjsdowg
01/10/21 5:42:06 AM
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TheoryzC posted...
Silver St Cloud

Sounds like a pornstar name lol


Then he beat her up because he assumed she as a spy.



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