Poll of the Day > Why do people even celebrate Christmas if Santa isn't real?

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thedeerzord
12/17/20 8:41:17 PM
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And also, who the fuck came up with the idea of Santa in the first place?
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Lokarin
12/17/20 8:43:27 PM
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thedeerzord posted...
And also, who the fuck came up with the idea of Santa in the first place?

Santa is a bastardization of Satan, and his lure of gifts and good tidings are meant to corrupt people from the Way to the Father, so starkly marklied by hardship and torture

So instead of milk and cookies, ... crucify yourself for da lord

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zebatov
12/17/20 8:50:26 PM
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Holy fuckin spoiler alert, Batman.

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Metalsonic66
12/17/20 8:51:57 PM
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thedeerzord posted...
And also, who the fuck came up with the idea of Santa in the first place?
Originally based on an actual Saint Nicholas who used to hurl coins at prostitutes

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Mead
12/17/20 8:52:38 PM
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Why are you saying he isnt real???

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Zeus
12/17/20 8:56:11 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-r1lPRR_7A

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Lokarin
12/17/20 8:57:42 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Originally based on an actual Saint Nicholas who used to hurl coins at prostitutes

oh! so thats where chocolate coins come from

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LinkPizza
12/17/20 9:08:31 PM
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I get the day off, and still get paid for it...
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trodi_911
12/17/20 9:53:28 PM
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Santa is real. I saw him yesterday getting his picture taken with people.

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Fierce_Deity_08
12/21/20 2:01:18 AM
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Santa is real. Im going to be 40 next year and still believe in him, so suck it!

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zhangliao1
12/21/20 5:21:20 AM
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of course he's real

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BUMPED2002
12/21/20 6:21:23 AM
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LOL people celebrate Easter and the Easter Bunny isn't real either. It's paganism is all it is. We have all been taught that Jesus rose from the dead and there has never been to my knowledge, any evidence proving this yet we all believe it.

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ScritchOwl
12/21/20 9:33:38 AM
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Its a hybrid creation. Santa was named after saint Nicholas. He was designed off of odin from the norse cultures of the north. Even his reindeer were based off of slepnir his eight legged horse grandson. His rosie cheeks were based off of drinking in the mead hall.

For the christmas caroling. It was part of the holiday celebrating bauccus were men would go to different houses raising a ruckus for alcohol and food. If none was given they would come in and help themselves and beat/debauch any woman of age who had not bore a child yet.

As far as the rest thank the church for holiday assimilation and people imitating nobles habits

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SunWuKung420
12/21/20 9:48:19 AM
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Santa deniers are the worst. I'm convinced they hate fun.

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ChimeraBlue
12/21/20 10:19:38 AM
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Santa lives in the hearts of good children everywhere.

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SilentSeph
12/21/20 10:34:24 AM
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Santa isn't what?!

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DragonClaw01
12/21/20 10:56:43 AM
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BUMPED2002 posted...
LOL people celebrate Easter and the Easter Bunny isn't real either. It's paganism is all it is. We have all been taught that Jesus rose from the dead and there has never been to my knowledge, any evidence proving this yet we all believe it.
Does anyone really believe in the easter bunny? I mean even when I was a dumb santa believing kid I didn't believe in that crap. Fat old man that delivers presents to the whole world in one day via magical flying reindeer, check. Bunny that lays eggs and delivers gift baskets, f that noise. How does a bunny deliver a fricken gift basket anyhow?

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ScritchOwl
12/21/20 11:48:47 AM
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ChimeraBlue posted...
Santa lives in the hearts of good children everywhere.
But just like organ donor list you only get what you want if your parents are rich.

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TheWitchMorgana
12/21/20 12:05:19 PM
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imagine literally thinking santa isn't real XD guess somebody got coal last year huh

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dedbus
12/21/20 1:39:03 PM
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thedeerzord posted...
And also, who the fuck came up with the idea of Santa in the first place?
Thousands of years ago before the dawn of man as we knew him there was sir Santa of klaws.
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Final Fantasy2389
12/21/20 1:48:58 PM
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We don't need your negativity here you non-believer.

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ScritchOwl
12/21/20 2:25:55 PM
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Just saying santa likes the kardashian and trump kids a hell of a lot more than the orphan who lost a leg and an eye in head on collision a month before christmas.

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The_tall_midget
12/21/20 3:05:11 PM
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Same reason why feminists use the wage gap as an argument despite the fact it does not exist (in any significant fashion).

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Veedrock-
12/21/20 3:12:53 PM
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"Christmas is the celebration of Santa. " -TC apparently

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DragonClaw01
12/21/20 4:54:37 PM
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Veedrock- posted...
"Christmas is the celebration of Santa. " -TC apparently
Well, Santa is the reason for the season.

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Solid Sonic
12/21/20 5:35:25 PM
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As an adult I love shopping.

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Krazy_Kirby
12/21/20 6:26:54 PM
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Veedrock- posted...
"Christmas is the celebration of Santa. " -TC apparently


christmas is about presents, not religion.
it wasn't even a christian holiday to begin with
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Zeus
12/21/20 11:48:25 PM
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BUMPED2002 posted...
LOL people celebrate Easter and the Easter Bunny isn't real either. It's paganism is all it is. We have all been taught that Jesus rose from the dead and there has never been to my knowledge, any evidence proving this yet we all believe it.

Cameras weren't invented yet.

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Krazy_Kirby
12/22/20 12:02:18 PM
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BUMPED2002 posted...
LOL people celebrate Easter and the Easter Bunny isn't real either. It's paganism is all it is. We have all been taught that Jesus rose from the dead and there has never been to my knowledge, any evidence proving this yet we all believe it.


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