Current Events > At what age is it safe to assume you wont be getting laid?

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Philoktetes
12/17/20 9:18:49 AM
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im 25 and a kissless handholdless virgin

can i just assume ill be forever alone at this point
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I don't think so, Tim.
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FrankJaegr
12/17/20 9:19:08 AM
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I don't think so, Tim.
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trappedunderice
12/17/20 9:34:02 AM
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Ya blew it.

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Keep the change you filthy animal.
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Hippocrates
12/17/20 9:34:40 AM
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I don't think there's a cutoff. As long as you're still able to improve yourself and build confidence, it can still happen. Lost it at 23 fwiw
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Graycap
12/17/20 9:34:47 AM
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Post-education.
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Say it on your main.
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Megaman50100
12/17/20 9:34:59 AM
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About the same age that you can assume you won't be going bald.

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Rida_Go_To_Bed
12/17/20 9:38:27 AM
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I just lost my virginity a few weeks ago at 31. Hang in there brother.

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Just try to handle this.
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Pogo_Marimo
12/17/20 9:40:49 AM
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56

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'Cause you know that I have no fear, ain't gonna walk into the river and disappear. I'm gonna be a powerful man. Red blood running down the broken sand.
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smoke_break
12/17/20 9:41:14 AM
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I mean, you can lose it within the hour if you don't have any hangups about paying for it.

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Hippocrates
12/17/20 9:42:00 AM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
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https://youtu.be/Qs8kDiOwPBA?t=12
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darkphoenix181
12/17/20 9:43:27 AM
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Stop putting sex on a pedestal.

Even when you are 60, some widow will find you appealing.

But will you consider that winning according to your glorification of sex to bang some widowed grandma?
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EndOfDiscOne
12/17/20 9:48:34 AM
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I have a friend who was over 30 before he kissed anyone. He ended up marrying a mom who was 10 years older than him. If you can get your own place and a halfway decent job, it's not that hard to get with an older, single mom.

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Cocytus
12/17/20 9:49:08 AM
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No, you just have to want it.
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Rida_Go_To_Bed
12/17/20 9:57:27 AM
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tote_all posted...
What happens in those cases? Do you get to keep your powers or do they vanish?

I definitely feel more confident around women, that's for sure. It seriously wasn't that big of a deal, but like most things in life, you have to experience it to honestly realize how little of a deal it is.

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Politics
12/17/20 9:59:59 AM
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There an no age but if you made it through both high school and college without a single duck you kinda missed out. I still get laid once in awhile but it will never be as easy as college.

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Socrawheeze
12/17/20 10:01:19 AM
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Politics posted...
There an no age but if you made it through both high school and college without a single duck you kinda missed out. I still get laid once in awhile but it will never be as easy as college.
Speak for yourself. Had zero physical contact in HS and college, can now get on demand
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AceAttorneyist
12/17/20 10:01:40 AM
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As long as you're alive you have a good chance. Fact is it actually doesn't take much effort even if you're socially inept thanks to dating apps. You do have to put in that modicum of effort, though

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The_Korey
12/17/20 10:03:32 AM
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Questionmarktarius
12/17/20 4:55:26 PM
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Darkraiomb
12/17/20 4:57:07 PM
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Philoktetes posted...
im 25 and a kissless handholdless virgin

can i just assume ill be forever alone at this point
Have you tried not giving a fuck?

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ThyCorndog
12/17/20 4:58:00 PM
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your topics make a lot more sense now

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NeonOctopus
12/17/20 4:59:14 PM
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Rida_Go_To_Bed posted...
I just lost my virginity a few weeks ago at 31. Hang in there brother.
Story?

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