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Parappa09
12/13/20 5:46:19 AM
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i hear its imminent

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BatmanVonDoom
12/13/20 6:06:35 AM
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Stop feeding his already gargantuan ego

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Parappa09
12/13/20 8:50:31 AM
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Godnorgosh posted...
Has their website crashed recently?

If not, he hasn't done it yet
the website wont be able to survive 2021 with mt

BatmanVonDoom posted...
Stop feeding his already gargantuan ego
whats bigger? his ego or his

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BalanceLost
12/13/20 8:51:53 AM
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@MegaTech

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Drpooplol
12/13/20 8:52:04 AM
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he gave me the link last week ;D

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Turbam
12/13/20 8:56:09 AM
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I'm the one that takes all the photos for him.
You'll be getting plenty of behind the balls shots.

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Parappa09
12/13/20 9:13:46 AM
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Drpooplol posted...
he gave me the link last week ;D
take screenshots and share with CE

Turbam posted...
I'm the one that takes all the photos for him.
You'll be getting plenty of behind the balls shots.
fffffff

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SSJGrimReaper
12/13/20 3:38:04 PM
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Gamerguymass
12/13/20 3:41:36 PM
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What is CE's obsession with him anyway?

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V-E-G-Y-
12/13/20 3:42:34 PM
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Hippocrates
12/13/20 3:42:45 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
What is CE's obsession with him anyway?
No one's going to explain it to you I've been asking for years. From what I gather he goes to Cons with some people here and ditches them to chase tail or something
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SSJGrimReaper
12/13/20 3:43:43 PM
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Hippocrates posted...
No one's going to explain it to you I've been asking for years. From what I gather he goes to Cons with some people here and ditches them to chase tail or something
This is the funniest description of megatech ever

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Touch
12/13/20 3:48:06 PM
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Hippocrates posted...
No one's going to explain it to you I've been asking for years. From what I gather he goes to Cons with some people here and ditches them to chase tail or something
I had a chance to run into him at Anime Expo but he was too busy drowning in puss to meet up with me

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Gamerguymass
12/13/20 3:48:10 PM
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Hippocrates posted...
No one's going to explain it to you I've been asking for years. From what I gather he goes to Cons with some people here and ditches them to chase tail or something

Good enough reason. Remember:

A bro will be your friend for life, but a hoe could become your wife.

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Hippocrates
12/13/20 3:49:44 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
Good enough reason. Remember:

A bro will be your friend for life, but a hoe could become your wife.
Oh I don't think there's anything wrong with picking up con girls but IDK why he became a CE meme. I think it's just cuz the spam posters like Vegy and ssjgrim just constantly posted him as a meme, and the rest of the board loves just repeating the same thing over and over
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Parappa09
12/13/20 4:19:12 PM
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Hippocrates posted...
I think it's just cuz the spam posters like Vegy and ssjgrim just constantly posted him as a meme
megatech is more than a meme

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teepan95
12/13/20 4:21:07 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Hippocrates posted...
No one's going to explain it to you I've been asking for years. From what I gather he goes to Cons with some people here and ditches them to chase tail or something
This is the funniest description of megatech ever

Mega doesn't chase the poon. The poon chases him
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I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong - NigerianKnight
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Hippocrates
12/13/20 4:23:19 PM
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whoops i meant to say haha so funny megatech
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DezDroppedFreak
12/13/20 4:24:43 PM
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MegaCHAD strikes again

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teepan95
12/13/20 4:26:41 PM
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I once introduced my girlfriend to MegaTech. This was the result:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_European_floods
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Hippocrates
12/13/20 4:26:56 PM
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oh my gosh that's like hysterical
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Parappa09
12/13/20 4:29:54 PM
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meeting megatech turned me gay

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MegaTech
12/13/20 5:09:18 PM
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Lmfao you guys are too much. No OF for me, I'm too shy for that. Feel free to Venmo me tho, Parappa ; )

Hippocrates posted...
No one's going to explain it to you I've been asking for years. From what I gather he goes to Cons with some people here and ditches them to chase tail or something
Im nothing special my guy. I just posted here and shot the shit with people until i started hanging out with them. Then somehow Megachad became a thing when i posted pics. CE is holding me hostage

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SSJGrimReaper
12/13/20 6:36:56 PM
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ssj3vegeta
12/13/20 6:38:16 PM
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SSJGrimReaper
12/13/20 6:39:43 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
He's so humble
That's how he gets you, next thing you know you're dropping off your gf/wife at his house

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Daffadilio
12/13/20 10:02:09 PM
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So I dont remember much about my time with mega. Mostly because any time we went somewhere, youd catch maybe a wink or a smile at some far off girl then hed be gone for the rest of the time. Hed come back from the bathroom sweaty, like okay we are at Mexican, that may be normal but itd happen everywhere ;( hes just such a chad.

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Touch
12/13/20 10:10:00 PM
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One time in college I was listening to MegaTech have sex because his dorm room was close to mine and he sometimes had loud sex. There was lots of screaming and moaning going on and I started to imagine the girl was moaning about me and I began to chub up a little. Then I heard him shout, "Who's got the bomb ass dick? Who's got the bomb ass dick, bitch?" And I whispered aloud, "Me. I've got the bomb ass dick." Then I shaved my chest and did 13 or so pushups and walked around proudly for the rest of the day.


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