Current Events > Man gives wife annual review of her 'housewife duties' including sex.

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UnfairRepresent
12/12/20 8:46:32 PM
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A man has shared his wifes annual review where he assessed her performance as a housewife rating everything from how much she smiles while she does her duties to her performance in bed.

Chris Stares took his wife on a work Christmas where he presented her with a complete an annual review of their marriage as her employer including feedback on her bedroom performance. He gave full-time mum Sophie Stares with the two-page report while out for their pub lunch, complete with a detailed table grading her on 18 aspects of family life.

The self-appointed line manager used the form to take aim at her conflict resolution skills and her unwillingness to accept criticism, marking them as needs improvement. The dad-of-five even concluded the report with a summary and performance improvement plan, which requests his wife of 14 years acknowledge that sometimes your husband does know best.

The 18 aspects included in Sophies review included attitude/respectfulness, work quality and accepts criticism along with comments on her washing and ironing abilities, among other things. Man gives wife annual review of her 'housewife duties' (including sexual performance) There were 18 ratings in total

The 39-year-old admits he momentarily thought he was going to regret handing his wife the chart but backed it as all valid. IT Support Worker Christopher, from Purley on Thames, Berkshire, said: Wed arranged to go out together and Sophie said its mummys Christmas do, because she doesnt get one as a full-time mum.

I thought if its Christmas do, you cant have one of them if you havent had an annual review yet. On Thursday while Sophie was watching Im A Celebrity* Get Me Out of Here!, I told her Id try to get a better gas and electric deal but I did [the review] without her knowing. I wasnt quite sure how itd go. If shed had a good day, shed see the humour in it, but if it was a bad day it was going to be a really awkward lunch. Luckily it was a good day. There was a moment when I handed it over where I thought Im not sure I should have done this, Ive made a terrible mistake, but she took it well and I think its all valid.

some others werent quite so entertained. One user commented: I really dont find this funny at all! 2020, more like 1920. Another said: This is not funny and damn-right degrading. I would be livid if my husband thought of himself as my line manager. A third added: If my husband gave me this, however funny he thought it was, he would be looking for a new wife. I honestly think this is a terrible idea.

Full Article: https://metro.co.uk/2020/12/12/man-gives-wife-annual-review-of-her-housewife-duties-including-sexual-performance-13742898/




How would your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you are that way inclined) react if you did this to her?

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Bandit_Keith
12/12/20 8:51:33 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Christmas do

Pardon?
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UnfairRepresent
12/12/20 8:52:28 PM
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Bandit_Keith posted...
Pardon?
In England "do" just means party or event.

"Stag do" is a Bachelor party


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LastTomorrow
12/12/20 8:52:38 PM
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Yep, this will land me in the dog house.

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coh
12/12/20 8:53:06 PM
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Chad
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bevan306
12/12/20 8:53:47 PM
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Hippocrates
12/12/20 8:54:07 PM
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It seems like this chode is more interested in a slave who won't talk back than he is a partner.
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Garioshi
12/12/20 8:54:17 PM
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the fuck

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CommunismFTW
12/12/20 8:54:40 PM
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didn't read the OP but according to his chart she's not fully his obedient slave yet. yikes.

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DigitalCamera
12/12/20 8:55:29 PM
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She shouldn't have allowed this to begin with.

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spikethedevil
12/12/20 8:55:30 PM
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Does he think its the 30s or something?

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Flauros
12/12/20 8:55:50 PM
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It would be funny if she divorced him and raked him over the coals for child support and alimony leaving him destitute.

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coh
12/12/20 8:56:14 PM
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Flauros posted...
It would be funny if she divorced him and raked him over the coals for child support and alimony leaving him destitute.
Wtf
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ZeroX91
12/12/20 8:57:55 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
In England "do" just means party or event.

"Stag do" is a Bachelor party
Thats dumb

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Medussa
12/12/20 8:57:57 PM
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"annual review" is misleading. it reads like this happened once, as an attempt at humo(u)r. wouldn't have faulted her if she dumped him on the spot, though.

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UnfairRepresent
12/12/20 8:58:48 PM
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ZeroX91 posted...
Thats dumb

ZeroX91 posted...
Thats dumb
Just wait until you hear what they call cigarettes

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NOM
12/12/20 8:58:48 PM
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Good for him! Hey, I'm sure she's free to give him an annual husband report.

Equal rights and all.

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yutterh
12/12/20 8:59:07 PM
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Well doesnt she also get to an evaluation? As far as I know, employees also rate their bosses.

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BloodMoon7
12/12/20 9:00:26 PM
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Did she give him his husband review? It's only fair. Including his performance in bed of course. I bet it could use some improvement.

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XxKrebsxX
12/12/20 9:01:06 PM
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Like, was this a joke with his wife or was he completely serious?
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Questionmarktarius
12/12/20 9:01:10 PM
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dad of five
complains about sex
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ArchNemo
12/12/20 9:01:24 PM
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Hear me out.

Maybe, just maybe, he knows his wife better than you guys do and realized she'd take it as playful ribbing rather than the worst thing to happen since ww2.

Am I crazy?
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Questionmarktarius
12/12/20 9:02:32 PM
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ArchNemo posted...
she'd take it as playful ribbing
The entire goddamn internet wouldn't have known about it, if so.

Or, it really is just "look at my husband's silly joke", and the fake-outrage squad dogpiled right on cue again.
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LordMarshal
12/12/20 9:02:48 PM
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He apparently owns her....

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eston
12/12/20 9:03:18 PM
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Hippocrates posted...
It seems like this chode is more interested in a slave who won't talk back than he is a partner.
Sounds like he got one tbqh

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Adyingod
12/12/20 9:04:27 PM
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They probably just did it for attention

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Alucard188
12/12/20 9:05:22 PM
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Dude looks like he gets off on TPS reports.

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CM_Ponch
12/12/20 9:07:44 PM
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White people humor is so sad

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LordMarshal
12/12/20 9:08:44 PM
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Adyingod posted...
They probably just did it for attention

Winner winner!

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CosmicShadows
12/12/20 9:10:35 PM
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He looks like a mod to me.
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rexcrk
12/12/20 9:10:58 PM
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Evening_Dragon
12/12/20 9:11:01 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
In England "do" just means party or event.

"Stag do" is a Bachelor party

she dooo

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ExtremeLuchador
12/12/20 9:11:49 PM
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Meanwhile in places like Hungary, Poland, Mexico etc a guy can get away with beaingt his wife.

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pikachupwnage
12/12/20 9:16:33 PM
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Well either those two have a wierd ass sense of humor(some couples are absolutely wild with the shit they pull) or this dudes a fucking asshat.

Alternately it's made up shit for attention/youtube or whatever.

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LordMarshal
12/12/20 9:19:21 PM
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I mean he shared it for attention to begin with. This is sad nerd humor. Well ots not thay clever so.

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codey
12/12/20 9:20:52 PM
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At first I was thinking this was some psycho controlling shit, but as it got to the bottom it seemed more like a joke that they both enjoyed. At least in his interview he sounded like it was intended strictly as a joke. I hope that's the case, at least.

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Questionmarktarius
12/12/20 9:22:02 PM
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codey posted...
At least in his interview he sounded like it was intended strictly as a joke.
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Broseph_Stalin
12/12/20 9:23:30 PM
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absolutely zero chance this guy doesn't have a reddit account
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IllegalAlien
12/12/20 9:24:39 PM
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lmao he PIPd his wife

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Gamerguymass
12/12/20 9:27:15 PM
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Well thats ballsy.

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Crazyman93
12/12/20 9:29:43 PM
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"Accepts criticism, needs improvement"

I don't know why he thought doing this at all would end anyway other than a fight.

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ArchNemo
12/12/20 9:33:13 PM
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I like how people who want to complain that this "isn't the 1920's" also seem to be of the attitude that women need to be handled with kid gloves and can't deal with a bit of teasing.
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Evening_Dragon
12/12/20 9:34:37 PM
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ArchNemo posted...
I like how people who want to complain that this "isn't the 1920's" also seem to be of the attitude that women need to be handled with kid gloves and can't deal with a bit of teasing.

Disingenuous. Would be shit to do to a guy, too, and no one said otherwise.

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HouIe
12/12/20 9:35:43 PM
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Rip man sex shot up to 97 degrees.
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KingArthur3D
12/12/20 9:36:49 PM
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Want to see more of the wife
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ArchNemo
12/12/20 9:40:14 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Disingenuous. Would be shit to do to a guy, too, and no one said otherwise.

No it wouldn't be shit to do to either. It's a joke between a couple who have been together for 14 years and have 5 kids together. Yet people are not only assuming he's an abusive prig, but insulting him for doing it and her for not immediately filing for divorce.

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MutantJohn
12/12/20 9:42:42 PM
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I hope this was a joke.

Yikes otherwise
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UnfairRepresent
12/12/20 9:45:49 PM
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ArchNemo posted...
I like how people who want to complain that this "isn't the 1920's" also seem to be of the attitude that women need to be handled with kid gloves and can't deal with a bit of teasing.
I think if a gay guy did this to his gay husband he would get punched in the mouth.

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Evening_Dragon
12/12/20 9:46:15 PM
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ArchNemo posted...
No it wouldn't be shit to do to either. It's a joke between a couple who have been together for 14 years and have 5 kids together. Yet people are not only assuming he's an abusive prig, but insulting him for doing it and her for not immediately filing for divorce.

It's insanity.

If they're cool with it, that's fine, but your initial point about the kid gloves on girls thing? Super disingenuous.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/12/20 9:47:18 PM
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If a woman did this to her husband no one would be bashing it, they would applaud her and praise her.

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