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Jen0125
11/26/20 1:22:19 PM
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Just seems like every day is different symptom wise and it all feels like shit

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Ogurisama
11/26/20 1:24:10 PM
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Jen0125
11/26/20 1:27:47 PM
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I finally just developed a consistent cough yesterday.

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DirtBasedSoap
11/26/20 1:35:01 PM
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is this another love me topic

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Judgmenl
11/26/20 1:37:51 PM
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I sneezed today and my mother wanted to know if I had COVID.
I'm like "Mah, I haven't been outside in like 4 weeks, what are ya smokin?"

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Jen0125
11/26/20 1:38:26 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
is this another love me topic

Idk maybe it's an imagined eating disorder topic after making an offhand topic about anxiety induced poor appetite.

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Jen0125
11/26/20 1:39:39 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
I sneezed today and my mother wanted to know if I had COVID.
I'm like "Mah, I haven't been outside in like 4 weeks, what are ya smokin?"

Lmaoo aw

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AWinterJ
11/26/20 5:28:19 PM
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So the latest test came back positive?

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myghostisdead
11/26/20 5:30:26 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Just seems like every day is different symptom wise and it all feels like shit
How long do you think you have had it?

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JigsawTDC
11/26/20 5:49:40 PM
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I want to catch COVID or some sickness so that I can stay in bed forever while my girlfriend takes care of me. She has reverse-Munchausen syndrome, so it will be the ideal set up for us.
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lihlih
11/26/20 5:51:03 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
I sneezed today and my mother wanted to know if I had COVID.
I'm like "Mah, I haven't been outside in like 4 weeks, what are ya smokin?"


Sneezing isn't even a COVID symptom, unless something changed.

AWinterJ posted...
So the latest test came back positive?


Yeah, I thought you took a test and it came back negative?
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Jen0125
11/26/20 5:53:33 PM
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myghostisdead posted...
How long do you think you have had it?


I've had it for about two weeks now.

Also I got my sense of taste back today. I'm so excited.

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DrPrimemaster
11/26/20 6:13:36 PM
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JigsawTDC posted...
I want to catch COVID or some sickness so that I can stay in bed forever while my girlfriend takes care of me. She has reverse-Munchausen syndrome, so it will be the ideal set up for us.

What does reverse munchausen mean? She gets off on giving attention to people faking a disease?

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JigsawTDC
11/26/20 6:26:07 PM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
What does reverse munchausen mean? She gets off on giving attention to people faking a disease?

I got the name wrong. Munchausen by proxy. They have an intense neurosis that demands they care for a sick person to the point where they will often poison or harm the object of their affection to put them in a situation where they can care for them. It's a plot point in some movies, such as Phantom Thread. Here's an article if you want to learn more.

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wwinterj25
11/26/20 9:54:46 PM
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JigsawTDC posted...
I want to catch COVID or some sickness so that I can stay in bed forever while my girlfriend takes care of me.

Surely you could have her do that anyway without wanting to get a virus that could kill you and also endanger your GFs life.

lihlih posted...
Yeah, I thought you took a test and it came back negative?

One came back negative and another positive so that's that. Jens topics are like a rollercoaster too. Many ups and downs, twists and turns but still entertaining for the most part.

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JigsawTDC
11/26/20 9:56:32 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Surely you could have her do that anyway without wanting to get a virus that could kill you and also endanger your GFs life.

She likes to live life on the edge. No risk, no reward.

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wwinterj25
11/26/20 9:57:51 PM
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JigsawTDC posted...
She likes to live life on the edge. No risk, no reward.
I can imagine.

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JigsawTDC
11/26/20 10:27:30 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
I can imagine.

There's a joke somewhere in there about my girlfriend being imaginary, but I'll leave it for a more clever PotDer to figure out.
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OmegaM
11/30/20 3:32:01 PM
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So do you think you're done with it, Jen? Did you take any medicine for it?
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Jen0125
11/30/20 3:37:21 PM
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OmegaM posted...
So do you think you're done with it, Jen? Did you take any medicine for it?

I think I'm definitely at the end. I haven't had a fever in a few days. I'm still coughing and can't taste a lot but I'm not as sick as I was even last week. I just took ibuprofen to help with my fever.

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