Current Events > Nintendo made Impa in the new Hyrule Warriors game SEXY!! Do you approve?

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Damn_Underscore 09/26/20 5:54:10 PM #1:	????? I approve I don't approve ????? - Results (28 votes) I approve 82.14% (23 votes) 23 I don't approve 17.86% (5 votes) 5 https://twitter.com/nintendoamerica/status/1309875640443777026 --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:945115937] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote> ????? I approve I don't approve Vote View Results ????? - Results (28 votes) I approve 82.14% (23 votes) 23 I don't approve 17.86% (5 votes) 5 Show Voting Form https://twitter.com/nintendoamerica/status/1309875640443777026 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Scarecrow 09/26/20 5:55:18 PM #2:	Yes. --- Batman's greatest villain. <cite>The_Scarecrow posted [p:945115972] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>Yes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AirFresh 09/26/20 5:56:17 PM #3:	She looks a lot like the chick who wanted your D in BOTW --- AirFresh - Voted the hottest content creator on The FAQs' #KeepItFresh #BoopTroop <cite>AirFresh posted [p:945115995] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>She looks a lot like the chick who wanted your D in BOTW </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cobalt_Wasps 09/26/20 5:56:49 PM #4:	i see nothing sexy cool --- I boost/hunt trophies, hit me up PSN=PunkRocktopus <cite>Cobalt_Wasps posted [p:945116020] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>i see nothing sexy cool </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Puglia77 09/26/20 5:57:10 PM #5:	Would dp her and Paya --- Proud Arceus of C.E.A.L. 3DS: 3926 5179 1229 IGN: ICanSnake (AS, Moon, UM, SW) \| Jon (X) Event List: http://bit.ly/2mVcn2Z Shiny List: http://bit.ly/2wdbxU7 <cite>Puglia77 posted [p:945116035] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>Would dp her and Paya</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 09/26/20 6:00:22 PM #6:	I need to buy this game now wtf --- I just want to restore this world back to the natural. Bring order to this broken reality. To the way it should have been, all those many years ago. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:945116133] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>I need to buy this game now wtf </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 09/26/20 7:44:49 PM #7:	bump --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:945119595] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>bump </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Phoenixeater 09/28/20 4:08:33 PM #8:	AirFresh posted... She looks a lot like the chick who wanted your D in BOTW That's because they're related. The Impa in this game is the either the grandmother or great-grandmother of Paya from BOTW. --- 4/21/2016: R.I.P. Prince and Chyna 6/18/2018: R.I.P. Aretha Franklin <cite>Phoenixeater posted [p:945191758] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>AirFresh posted... </cite> <quote>She looks a lot like the chick who wanted your D in BOTW</quote>That's because they're related. The Impa in this game is the either the grandmother or great-grandmother of Paya from BOTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 09/28/20 4:09:26 PM #9:	Impa still has that waterball-gravity attack though, right? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:945191783] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>Impa still has that waterball-gravity attack though, right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jabodie 09/28/20 4:12:59 PM #10:	Questionmarktarius posted... Impa still has that waterball-gravity attack though, right? All of her attacks in this game are based on the expansion boss and Yiga stuff. --- <insert sig here> <cite>Jabodie posted [p:945191900] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>Impa still has that waterball-gravity attack though, right?</quote>All of her attacks in this game are based on the expansion boss and Yiga stuff. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 09/28/20 4:13:33 PM #11:	Nintendo and sexy cant go in the same sentence unless there is a "is not" in between. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:945191914] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>Nintendo and sexy cant go in the same sentence unless there is a "is not" in between. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamerguymass 09/28/20 4:14:38 PM #12:	I still want to know how she shrunk four feet. You would think if she was healthy enough to live to a 120 something then she wouldn't shrink that much. --- Now Playing: "The Hunt for the Two Missing Nintendo 64 Games" An expansion came out, but I'm still a third of the way through! <cite>Gamerguymass posted [p:945191956] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>I still want to know how she shrunk four feet. You would think if she was healthy enough to live to a 120 something then she wouldn't shrink that much. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 09/28/20 4:17:52 PM #13:	Gamerguymass posted... I still want to know how she shrunk four feet. You would think if she was healthy enough to live to a 120 something then she wouldn't shrink that much. The spine has 23 disks between the vertebrae, and they sorta 'deflate' over time. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:945192074] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>Gamerguymass posted... </cite> <quote>I still want to know how she shrunk four feet. You would think if she was healthy enough to live to a 120 something then she wouldn't shrink that much.</quote>The spine has 23 disks between the vertebrae, and they sorta 'deflate' over time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 09/28/20 4:18:18 PM #14:	where's the sexy --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:945192085] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>where's the sexy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 09/28/20 4:20:05 PM #16:	The game better have a playable guardian... <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:945192150] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>The game better have a playable guardian... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jabodie 09/28/20 4:22:33 PM #17:	Questionmarktarius posted... The game better have a playable guardian... I'm hoping you can unlock a Lynel in the extra modes. --- <insert sig here> <cite>Jabodie posted [p:945192242] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>The game better have a playable guardian...</quote>I'm hoping you can unlock a Lynel in the extra modes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 09/28/20 4:23:20 PM #18:	wood berry my dick in her ass --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:945192279] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>wood berry my dick in her ass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 09/28/20 4:29:07 PM #19:	Well I was going to get this for my kids, but I guess not now. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://imgur.com/FKDXbHs <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:945192489] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>Well I was going to get this for my kids, but I guess not now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 09/28/20 4:31:06 PM #20:	AirFresh posted... She looks a lot like the chick who wanted your D in BOTW This. And I'm okay with that >_> --- https://imgur.com/7nfPhE2 <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:945192544] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>AirFresh posted... </cite> <quote>She looks a lot like the chick who wanted your D in BOTW</quote>This. And I'm okay with that >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 09/28/20 4:33:45 PM #21:	she looks totally normal idgi what's the point of this topic --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:945192623] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>she looks totally normal idgi what's the point of this topic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Phoenixeater 09/28/20 4:50:23 PM #22:	Gamerguymass posted... I still want to know how she shrunk four feet. You would think if she was healthy enough to live to a 120 something then she wouldn't shrink that much. It's a dumb tropes used in anime and manga. Questionmarktarius posted... The spine has 23 disks between the vertebrae, and they sorta 'deflate' over time. She still wouldn't have shrink that much. Realistically Impa would be half a foot shorter at least. Were_Wyrm posted... Well I was going to get this for my kids, but I guess not now. Why? Because of a woman? --- 4/21/2016: R.I.P. Prince and Chyna 6/18/2018: R.I.P. Aretha Franklin <cite>Phoenixeater posted [p:945193346] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>Gamerguymass posted... </cite> <quote>I still want to know how she shrunk four feet. You would think if she was healthy enough to live to a 120 something then she wouldn't shrink that much.</quote>It's a dumb tropes used in anime and manga. Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>The spine has 23 disks between the vertebrae, and they sorta 'deflate' over time.</quote>She still wouldn't have shrink that much. Realistically Impa would be half a foot shorter at least. Were_Wyrm posted... </cite> <quote>Well I was going to get this for my kids, but I guess not now.</quote>Why? Because of a woman? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 09/28/20 5:01:26 PM #23:	Sorry. I don't approve. Zelda is supposed to be the sexy one. Impa is supposed to be the masculine/a-feminine warrior (and is sometimes depicted as old). It's kinda like the Spider-Man movies making Aunt May hotter than MJ. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:945193774] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>Sorry. I don't approve. Zelda is supposed to be the sexy one. Impa is supposed to be the masculine/a-feminine warrior (and is sometimes depicted as old). It's kinda like the Spider-Man movies making Aunt May hotter than MJ. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 09/28/20 5:01:54 PM #24:	She isn't that sexy. She's more cute. I'd still ram my dick in her ass tho Also, is Puran the same age as Impa and an adult woman during this time? I forget --- https://imgur.com/7nfPhE2 <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:945193792] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>She isn't that sexy. She's more cute. I'd still ram my dick in her ass tho Also, is Puran the same age as Impa and an adult woman during this time? I forget </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 09/28/20 5:04:18 PM #25:	NeonOctopus posted... She isn't that sexy. She's more cute. I'd still ram my dick in her ass tho Also, is Puran the same age as Impa and an adult woman during this time? I forget "I turned myself into a loli, Link! I'm loli Purah!" --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:945193892] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>She isn't that sexy. She's more cute. I'd still ram my dick in her ass tho Also, is Puran the same age as Impa and an adult woman during this time? I forget</quote>"I turned myself into a loli, Link! I'm loli Purah!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDogfather 09/28/20 5:08:03 PM #26:	Turbam posted... "I turned myself into a loli, Link! I'm loli Purah!" Rick and Morty joke? --- I need a new signature. <cite>TheDogfather posted [p:945194045] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>"I turned myself into a loli, Link! I'm loli Purah!"</quote>Rick and Morty joke? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 09/28/20 5:08:46 PM #27:	Phoenixeater posted... Why? Because of a woman? A SEXY woman, won't Nintendo think of the children!!! --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://imgur.com/FKDXbHs <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:945194069] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>Phoenixeater posted... </cite> <quote>Why? Because of a woman?</quote>A SEXY woman, won't Nintendo think of the children!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 09/28/20 5:57:32 PM #28:	Phoenixeater posted... It's a dumb tropes used in anime and manga. She still wouldn't have shrink that much. Realistically Impa would be half a foot shorter at least. is she even human FortuneCookie posted... It's kinda like the Spider-Man movies making Aunt May hotter than MJ. what movie did this --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:945196133] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>Phoenixeater posted... </cite> <quote>It's a dumb tropes used in anime and manga. She still wouldn't have shrink that much. Realistically Impa would be half a foot shorter at least.</quote>is she even human FortuneCookie posted... </cite> <quote>It's kinda like the Spider-Man movies making Aunt May hotter than MJ.</quote>what movie did this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MailYourFission 09/28/20 5:58:18 PM #29:	She was said to look much like Paya in her youth, so this checks out. --- I made this sacrifice for the greater good. Requiescat in pace... <cite>MailYourFission posted [p:945196162] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>She was said to look much like Paya in her youth, so this checks out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Phoenixeater 09/28/20 6:02:21 PM #30:	Choco posted... what movie did this The MCU ones. --- 4/21/2016: R.I.P. Prince and Chyna 6/18/2018: R.I.P. Aretha Franklin <cite>Phoenixeater posted [p:945196313] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>what movie did this</quote>The MCU ones. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 09/28/20 6:03:12 PM #31:	Phoenixeater posted... The MCU ones. no, that would be a ridiculous opinion --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:945196345] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>Phoenixeater posted... </cite> <quote>The MCU ones.</quote>no, that would be a ridiculous opinion </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 09/28/20 6:12:16 PM #32:	Lmao the top comment on the Twitter thread is rule 34 already --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:945196691] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>Lmao the top comment on the Twitter thread is rule 34 already </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 09/28/20 6:24:42 PM #33:	She cute. --- https://imgur.com/wfUGrp5 https://imgur.com/Sus70Yp https://imgur.com/3Alq6H7 https://imgur.com/cjVX1u8 <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:945197164] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>She cute.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Endgame 09/28/20 6:32:45 PM #34:	Nintendo fails at sexy. Like, 95% of their attractive female characters come from Dragalia Lost alone. And that's because of Cygames. (So how is it that a company founded by people who fled Square, who fails even harder at sexy than Nintendo, is so damn good at this?) Classic Fire Emblem actually had better waifus than the newer Fire Emblems that made waifu pandering a focus. Because they decided to hire artists that suck at drawing women for the newer games. Which is only fair because the newer writers suck at writing women too. How did we go from badass princesses like Minerva and Ayra to clingy can't live without the player avatar's cock princesses like Camilla and Edelgard? Pokmon only has Melony. That's it. Zelda..... never really had much to speak of. OoT Adult Zelda and Adult Malon/Cremia might have been fine for the waifu standards of the 90s, but they fell off. Turbam posted... "I turned myself into a loli, Link! I'm loli Purah!" Yeah, that was the moment where I closed out and uninstalled BotW. At that point I had enough. And I was using weapon durability and unlimited Stamina hacks too to remove a good chunk of the stupid. Even when sprinting, BotW Link is still slow as fuck. --- I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will fight to the death for my right to fight you to the death. -Stephen Colbert <cite>Endgame posted [p:945197496] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>Nintendo fails at sexy. Like, 95% of their attractive female characters come from Dragalia Lost alone. And that's because of Cygames. (So how is it that a company founded by people who fled Square, who fails even harder at sexy than Nintendo, is so damn good at this?) Classic Fire Emblem actually had better waifus than the newer Fire Emblems that made waifu pandering a focus. Because they decided to hire artists that suck at drawing women for the newer games. Which is only fair because the newer writers suck at writing women too. How did we go from badass princesses like Minerva and Ayra to clingy can't live without the player avatar's cock princesses like Camilla and Edelgard? Pokmon only has Melony. That's it. Zelda..... never really had much to speak of. OoT Adult Zelda and Adult Malon/Cremia might have been fine for the waifu standards of the 90s, but they fell off. Turbam posted...</cite> <quote> "I turned myself into a loli, Link! I'm loli Purah!" </quote> Yeah, that was the moment where I closed out and uninstalled BotW. At that point I had enough. And I was using weapon durability and unlimited Stamina hacks too to remove a good chunk of the stupid. Even when sprinting, BotW Link is still slow as fuck.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VonOrdelia 09/28/20 6:35:22 PM #35:	Did someone shoot her with a shrink ray at some point? --- The carbuncle ate itself <cite>VonOrdelia posted [p:945197578] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>Did someone shoot her with a shrink ray at some point? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 09/28/20 6:45:20 PM #36:	Endgame posted... Pokmon only has Melony. That's it. LOL FUCKlNG WUT --- https://imgur.com/7nfPhE2 <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:945197950] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>Endgame posted... </cite> <quote>Pokmon only has Melony. That's it.</quote>LOL FUCKlNG WUT </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 09/28/20 7:15:43 PM #37:	NeonOctopus posted... LOL FUCKlNG WUT shitposting is an art --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:945199087] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>LOL FUCKlNG WUT</quote>shitposting is an art </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alpha218 09/28/20 7:21:20 PM #38:	Impa more like SIMPa smh --- I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite user on the Citadel. https://discord.gg/Wgtz2y9 - Come join us for Among Us <cite>Alpha218 posted [p:945199287] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>Impa more like SIMPa smh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Calwings 09/28/20 7:29:48 PM #39:	Nintendo: introduces mildly attractive new female character design Rule 34 artists: https://i.imgur.com/gcmykzl.gif --- "Someday I too will fly... and find you again!" https://imgur.com/ORhDSgu <cite>Calwings posted [p:945199559] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>Nintendo: introduces mildly attractive new female character design Rule 34 artists: https://i.imgur.com/gcmykzl.gif</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 09/28/20 7:32:06 PM #40:	Calwings posted... Rule 34 artists: <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:945199641] in Nintendo m... [t:79001469]...</cite> <quote>Calwings posted... </cite> <quote>Rule 34 artists:</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Nintendo made Impa in the new Hyrule Warriors game SEXY!! Do you approve? (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Nintendo made Impa in the new Hyrule Warriors game SEXY!! Do you approve?