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Cotton_Eye_Joe
09/11/20 11:26:32 PM
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They hated it because the lady had funny colored hair.

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NightMarishPie
09/11/20 11:27:22 PM
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It's the best of the new trilogy. Hell, I might even put it above episodes 1 and 2.

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DemonBuffet
09/11/20 11:30:24 PM
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Nobody cares it was a female lead for the first time in Star Wars.
it was a garbage movie.

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BeyondWalls
09/11/20 11:30:24 PM
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Needed more horse.

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ThanksUglyGod
09/11/20 11:42:39 PM
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A lot of the most common criticisms are pretty stupid
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au_gold
09/11/20 11:48:01 PM
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https://youtu.be/-0XqMIL6T-g

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LikeImmolation
09/11/20 11:48:35 PM
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It was not entertaining to me

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EmbraceOfDeath
09/11/20 11:51:52 PM
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Can't believe some people are still trying to pretend it was any good and people disliked it because -isms lmao.

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Proto_Spark
09/12/20 12:07:26 AM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Can't believe some people are still trying to pretend it was any good and people disliked it because -isms lmao.

Cause that's definitely part of what happened. You don't think people bullied Kelly Marie Tran off of twitter because they didn't like her acting?
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Blightzkrieg
09/12/20 12:09:38 AM
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It had some valid issues but it's still easily the best of the sequels

If you're mad that it deviated from Abrams' "vision", just imagine RoS stretched over two films

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awesome999
09/12/20 12:09:47 AM
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I powered through TFA but I didn't even get halfway through TLJ, haven't watched ROS

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Smackems
09/12/20 12:16:38 AM
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I don't remember anyone with colored hair. And I'm a h8r

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Lysandear
09/12/20 12:19:46 AM
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i didnt hate it. it was just kinda dumb and made me not care what happens next
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IShall_Run_Amok
09/12/20 12:21:13 AM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
They hated it because the lady had funny colored hair.


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wackyteen
09/12/20 12:25:47 AM
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I was willing to accept its flaws

Then Rose saved Finn and spouted some bullshit ass line and I was done with the Sequels.

I saw it twice in theaters. Haven't seen it since. Have no desire. There's nothing in the movie that makes me want to sit through 2 hours of unplanned fuck shit.

First time I saw it, I looked at my watch at 45 minutes in thinking I'd been there for 90 minutes. That's how slow paced and boring of a slog the movie is. It literally felt twice as long as it actually was.

It explains nothing. It adds little. It makes up a lot of bullshit. Gives us this long fucking something, I dunno, about how Rey's parentage not being important only for that whole tangent to be shit on by TROS.

The sequels deserve to be forgotten.

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Proto_Spark
09/12/20 12:32:31 AM
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tote_all posted...
Cut the entire casino subplot.

Leia lightspeeds her ship into the bad guys', not Holdo.

End movie there.

There, vastly improved.

The casino subplot is Finn's entire arc of him deciding to actually be a rebel instead of just "wants to keep his friends safe" you can't cut it out or Finn won't be doing anything at all the whole movie.

Leia light speeding the ship would have been a better idea in hindsight, although she was clearly intended to have a bigger role in RoS that they had to reneg on. With how minor Leia's role was in RoS, you could have just replaced Holdo with her completely and it be perfectly fine. I can give this one a pass personally, its not like Disney could see Carrie Fisher dying in advance.
wackyteen posted...
It explains nothing. It adds little. It makes up a lot of bulls***. Gives us this long f***ing something, I dunno, about how Rey's parentage not being important only for that whole tangent to be s*** on by TROS.

tbf, it only adds nothing since Rise of Skywalker goes way out of its way to pretend TLJ never happened and retcons everything it tried to do.
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Lysandear
09/12/20 12:33:52 AM
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Proto_Spark posted...
The casino subplot is Finn's entire arc of him deciding to actually be a rebel instead of just "wants to keep his friends safe" you can't cut it out or Finn won't be doing anything at all the whole movie.
you can cut it out and write something good that provides the same development
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Endgame
09/12/20 12:41:52 AM
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The alt-right really did manage to hijack the discussion on TLJ.

But it really did have tons of problematic aspects as far as the actual story goes. TFA ended with the Alliance destroying the Starkiller Base and taking away TFO's biggest weapon, but TLJ starts off with TFO suddenly ruling the galaxy?! What?!

Also if you really break things down, it's actually an ANTI-"SJW" movie. I mean..... the women characters all fucked up horribly ("Mary Sue" Rey walked right into a trap and needed white guy Kylo Ren to save her ass from freaky white guy looking Snoke.), the one Hispanic character is basically a criminal that acts like a drug addict and backstabs the heroes, and a white man saved the day in the end.
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pauIie
09/12/20 12:48:06 AM
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if finn wasn't on a pointless b tier sidequest getting lectured constantly, and luke didn't die, i'd like the movie a lot more.

oh and superman leia was laaaame.

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ButteryMales
09/12/20 1:07:49 AM
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Proto_Spark posted...
Finn won't be doing anything at all the whole movie.
Like in RoS. Not making him a force user was a travesty as he had nothing to do with anything and no reason to be around.
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marthsheretoo
09/12/20 1:12:28 AM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
It had some valid issues but it's still easily the best of the sequels

Damning with faint praise.

I mean, I agree, but it is an atrocious movie.

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__starsnostars
09/12/20 1:31:35 AM
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It's the best movie in the new trilogy but that only became obvious after tros.

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Kinny100
09/12/20 1:35:08 AM
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NightMarishPie posted...
It's the best of the new trilogy. Hell, I might even put it above episodes 1 and 2.
is this trolling? ep 2 is considered by both fans and critics to be the worst sw movie.

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__starsnostars
09/12/20 1:36:53 AM
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Kinny100 posted...
is this trolling? ep 2 is considered by both fans and critics to be the worst sw movie.

Maybe before tros was made.

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TommyG663513
09/12/20 1:39:19 AM
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pauIie posted...
if finn wasn't on a pointless b tier sidequest getting lectured constantly, and luke didn't die, i'd like the movie a lot more.

oh and superman leia was laaaame.

Pretty weird that the person made into a slave as a child received a lecture about the realities of child slavery from someone who appears to have never been a slave.

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Kinny100
09/12/20 1:44:35 AM
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hyperspace kamikaze was really moronic

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DemonBuffet
09/12/20 1:50:01 AM
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Kinny100 posted...
hyperspace kamikaze was really moronic

This too. So the solution to defeating giant death stars is to go ahead and build space ships capable of hyperspace and make them hyperspace through anything, regardless of size differences?
seems like a new way to wage space wars eh?

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Kinny100
09/12/20 1:54:08 AM
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2/3rds of the OT was about destroying some large space structure.
you can't just introduce hyperspace crashes in the 8th movie

cant believe ppl defend this movie lmao

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Zeeak4444
09/12/20 2:03:40 AM
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ThanksUglyGod posted...
A lot of the most common criticisms are pretty stupid

min all fairness, almost every single praise for it has been pretty stupid:

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Gobstoppers12
09/12/20 2:06:38 AM
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There are people who will argue to their last breath that "Luke tried to kill his nephew"

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