Poll of the Day > Jamie Lynn Spears wants her DAUGHTER to be the New ZOEY 101!! Is Jamie a MILF???

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Reboots are coming down the pipeline as networks are trying to revive old properties including Nickelodeon's Zoey 101 which starred 29 y/o Jamie Lynn Spears, the sister of popstar Britney Spears!!

Now the mother to a 12 YEAR OLD, Maddie thinks her daughter would be the perfect choice to play the younger version of herself!!.

She reunited with several cast members 12 years later when the show ended at the same time she gave birth to her daughter when she was only 16 YEARS OLD!!

She confirmed that the reboot was in the works prior to the COVID-19 outbreak but conversations slowed because of it

She said "It's just hard during quarantine and all this stuff. I think putting everyone's safety first is what we are trying to do right now but i would love if my daughter could be the new Zoey"

Jamie starred as Zoey Banks, a teen who enrolled in an all boys boarding school that ran for 3 years.

During the final season, then 16 year old Jamie found out she was pregnant by her bf at the time by then bf Casey Aldridge and gave birth to Maddie in 2008 thus canceling the series.

She went on to marry businessman Jamie Watson and share another daughter together, Ivey born in 2018

The reboot would see her reprise her role as Zoey and if her daughter is case will revolve a series around her

Jamie says she wants to reboot the show for the fans and are only doing it for people who want a reboot to see where their lives are now

Is Jamie a MILF?

Jamie -

https://i.imgur.com/UH1qjyh.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/70COPEn.jpg

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Daughters - Maddie and Ivey

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Zoey 101 -

https://i.imgur.com/NGbGr2f.jpg

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Rich stay rich.

1) No

2) It feels silly referring to a teen mom in her TWENTIES as a MILF -_-

blu posted...

Rich stay rich.

Well, afaik their parents were poor...

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Zeus posted...

Well, afaik their parents were poor...

Theres quite a bit of upwards mobility opportunities in America if youre willing to look for them. But interesting.

Zeus posted...

2) It feels silly referring to a teen mom in her TWENTIES as a MILF -_-

Plenty of people in their 20's are moms even without bringing teen pregnancy into the equation.

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Dan Schneider not getting attention for his daughter.

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Is she as bad at acting Jamie Lynn was? Because Jamie Lynn was the lead character but the worst actor on the show.

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VioletMassacre posted...

She's basically 30, and a MILF is a MILF. It has nothing to do with age or when she got the kid.

Pretty much. I'll agree that it feels weird to see "MILF" used to describe women that are younger than me, but that's really just a consequence of getting old.

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The Spears family does not age well imo

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adjl posted...

Plenty of people in their 20's are moms even without bringing teen pregnancy into the equation.

While 18 and 19 doesn't carry the same "teen mom" connotations, 18 and 19 is still teenage years. All the same, I suppose I *could* have phrased that better.

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That's some shitty rounding up. Would you say a 17 y/o is basically 20? Because the cops might disagree there.

adjl posted...

Pretty much. I'll agree that it feels weird to see "MILF" used to describe women that are younger than me, but that's really just a consequence of getting old.

No, it's a consequence of the term being applied to girls much younger than the original concept entailed. Back when MILF was first a thing, people were talking about older women (but not necessarily old women) who still had it going on. She's still in her TWENTIES. Even late 30s is still pushing it a little, but even now she's substantially younger than a lot of women were when they had their first kid.

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VioletMassacre posted...

Because there's such a huge difference between 29 and 30?

Oh, thought the article said she was 27. Either way, why would you round up other than to make it deceptive? Either way she's stupidly young and STILL around the age most mothers are when they have their first kid.

VioletMassacre posted...

The cops that can't touch me as long as I don't touch anything younger than 15? Hollywood =/= The World.

Pretty sure even Alabama's AoC is 16 or older now, and many states are higher than that. But feel free to keep confessing to crimes.

VioletMassacre posted...

That's a cougar. MILF always used to be a hot mom, it's only more recently it has warped into, as you say, older but not old women. Which doesn't make it correct.

No, a cougar is far older than that. Granted, the term cougar is *also* misapplied now so women in their 20s and 30s are sometimes called cougars. However, when people were talking MILFs, it was a 40s-50s range and then cougars were more in the 50s. Nowadays women are called MILFs without even having kids.

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Zeus posted...

That's some shitty rounding up. Would you say a 17 y/o is basically 20? Because the cops might disagree there.

Probably not. But I would say a 19 year old is basically 20. 29 and 30 is not only closer than 17 and 20 by a couple years, but it also feel much closer due to being older. Most people would probably say shes basically 30 since shell be 30 in less than a year. Unlike 17 and 20, which would be somewhere between 2 and 3 years...
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Zeus posted...

No, it's a consequence of the term being applied to girls much younger than the original concept entailed. Back when MILF was first a thing, people were talking about older women (but not necessarily old women) who still had it going on. She's still in her TWENTIES. Even late 30s is still pushing it a little, but even now she's substantially younger than a lot of women were when they had their first kid.

By porn standards (which is where most people encounter the term MILF), any woman past her mid 20's or so is commonly considered "older," particularly if they don't try to hide their age with copious amounts of makeup. It's obviously pretty ridiculous, but you can thank the fetishization of "barely legal teens" for that because it's meant it's common practice in porn to try to make stars of any age look 18-19.

Zeus posted...

While 18 and 19 doesn't carry the same "teen mom" connotations, 18 and 19 is still teenage years. All the same, I suppose I *could* have phrased that better.

You don't even need the kids to have been born at 18/19. A 29-year-old can easily have two school-age children even if she only started on them after graduating university (one born at 22 would be 7, one born at 24 would be 5), and that metric isn't overly relevant for anyone that takes a different approach to their careers. Yes, the average age of first childbirth has shifted later than that as more women enter professional fields instead of taking on motherhood as soon as possible, but being a mother of two at 29 isn't so much of an outlier that you need to blame teen pregnancy.

Zeus posted...

Oh, thought the article said she was 27. Either way, why would you round up other than to make it deceptive?

To point out that "she's in her 20's" is only barely true and comparable to saying that a $2.99 item costs $2. It's not so much deceptive as it is trying to correct for people's innate tendency to look primarily at the leftmost digit to form their impression of a number's value. Odds are, if she were actually 30, you wouldn't have had the same impulsive sense of objection to the idea of calling her a MILF because you'd think of her as being in her 30's, despite that being less than a year's difference (her birthday's in April).

LinkPizza posted...
but it also feel much closer due to being older.

This is also significant. For most people, the difference between 17 and 20 is going to be a lot bigger than the difference between 27 and 30, and not just because it's a greater percentage of their life. 17-20 is a period of pretty rapid change for most people: Graduating high school, living on their own, entering the work force, making significant decisions about the future... A lot of maturation happens in that time frame simply because of the life circumstances. By contrast, you can have significant life events take place between 27 and 30 (such as getting married, having a kid, settling into a career, maybe buying a house if things have been going well...), but that's significantly less universal than the life changes between 17 and 20 are.

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I'd say the traditional milf range would be mid to late 30s. The math being that if all things go well a chick gets settled down and married and kids around 20-25. As a kid you probably don't even look at grils until pubertry 13-15 or whatever. So by then your mom and peers mom's are in that late 30s range and the typical characterization of the milf.

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adjl posted...

By porn standards

Why is everything with you "porn standards"? >_>

adjl posted...

(which is where most people encounter the term MILF)

Or pretty much anywhere on the internet.

adjl posted...

any woman past her mid 20's or so is commonly considered "older,"

Not really buying that claim. And anybody into the fetish would want ACTUAL older women. Keep in mind that it's an actual kink.

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I'm not sure anybody would accept that claim as a technicality.

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