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Snrkiko 07/11/20 2:18:03 AM #1: |
and would batman have a plan in place to save mars from the planetary golden shower
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greengravy294 07/11/20 2:19:13 AM #2: |
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NFUN 07/11/20 2:21:57 AM #3: |
No
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SovietOmega 07/11/20 2:31:49 AM #4: |
Yes. His sneeze can destroy galaxies. His pee would devastate the cosmos. No, Batman would not be able to save Mars because Mars would not be a target really. He would surely hop into his BatTime Machine and go back in time to when Superman had an extra large big gulp and secretly replace it with a smaller size, thus saving the universe.
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scarletspeed7 07/11/20 3:11:12 AM #5: |
DC has Martian Manhunter. Please at least pick the right superhero for the situation. Christ.
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Snrkiko 07/11/20 3:14:30 AM #6: |
scarletspeed7 posted...
DC has Martian Manhunter. Please at least pick the right superhero for the situation. Christ.I'm sorry but I'm not a NEEEEERD --- ...Snrk. And theeen, we do stuff like, 'Persona!' with our Personas and beat the crap outta Shadows... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scarletspeed7 07/11/20 3:16:51 AM #7: |
Also thinking about superhero watersports and not including Aquaman is a huge fail
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Snrkiko 07/11/20 3:18:20 AM #8: |
can aquaman control those parasites that can swim up pee streams
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DeepsPraw 07/11/20 3:20:40 AM #9: |
you mean through the diameter of the earth and out the other side? I'm gonna say no. Even if the stream does make it through the thousands of miles of rock, the liquid metal core is gonna vaporize it.
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SovietOmega 07/11/20 3:22:49 AM #10: |
Snrkiko posted...
can aquaman control those parasites that can swim up pee streamsSeems like something he could do. Then he can hook up with Batman to get them laced with kryptonite. ...of all the ways to deal with superman, this has to rank pretty highly on the inane scale. --- There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NFUN 07/11/20 3:23:57 AM #11: |
DeepsPraw posted...
you mean through the diameter of the earth and out the other side? I'm gonna say no. Even if the stream does make it through the thousands of miles of rock, the liquid metal core is gonna vaporize it.You're the one who doesn't understand Superman Dick Physics. --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scarletspeed7 07/11/20 3:25:13 AM #12: |
NFUN posted...
You're the one who doesn't understand Superman Dick Physics.There's an entire website devoted to this subject: https://www.superdickery.com/tag/superman/ --- "It is too easy being monsters. Let us try to be human." ~Victor Frankenstein, Penny Dreadful ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Snrkiko 07/11/20 3:26:08 AM #13: |
DeepsPraw posted...
you mean through the diameter of the earth and out the other side? I'm gonna say no. Even if the stream does make it through the thousands of miles of rock, the liquid metal core is gonna vaporize it.yes shut up no --- ...Snrk. And theeen, we do stuff like, 'Persona!' with our Personas and beat the crap outta Shadows... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom Bombadil 07/11/20 10:41:09 AM #14: |
this is the most b8 topic I have seen in a while
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Snrkiko 07/11/20 10:50:37 AM #15: |
Tom Bombadil posted...
this is the most b8 topic I have seen in a whileand butts and butts and butts and --- ...Snrk. And theeen, we do stuff like, 'Persona!' with our Personas and beat the crap outta Shadows... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jakyl25 07/11/20 11:37:52 AM #16: |
If Superman gets his power from solar energy, does he even need to eat or drink? What purpose does the Kryptonian digestive system serve?
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Tom Bombadil 07/11/20 11:38:44 AM #17: |
have we ever seen prove that he needs to (or even can) pee
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Dragonair 07/11/20 11:53:33 AM #18: |
let's say batman wouldn't be able to do put his plan in place, where should mars sue superman for sexual assault? Would an intergalactic court need to be established?
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MajinZidane 07/11/20 12:15:19 PM #19: |
Snrkiko posted... yes shut up no DeepsPraw posted... you mean through the diameter of the earth and out the other side? I'm gonna say no. Even if the stream does make it through the thousands of miles of rock, the liquid metal core is gonna vaporize it. Came into this topic with the same question, "yes shut up no" answers it unquestionably --- Virtue - "You don't need a reason to Boko United." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GenesisSaga 07/11/20 12:17:11 PM #20: |
Why are y'all under the assumption Supes even has a urethra for a Kryptonite-laced candiru fish to swim into? He is after all, not human...
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Snrkiko 07/11/20 12:25:49 PM #21: |
MajinZidane posted...
Came into this topic with the same question, "yes shut up no" answers it unquestionablya man handles tough questions head on --- ...Snrk. And theeen, we do stuff like, 'Persona!' with our Personas and beat the crap outta Shadows... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xeybozn 07/11/20 12:37:46 PM #22: |
Snrkiko posted...
and butts and butts and butts and Could Superman shoot his pee far enough that it goes around the Earth and then into his own butt? --- Congrats to 2020 GotD Guru champ azuarc! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom Bombadil 07/11/20 1:33:04 PM #23: |
that's one way to stop thanos
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NFUN 07/11/20 1:53:45 PM #24: |
I don't know what my X-Frame Options Policy is, but I'm glad I have one
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Brayze_II 07/11/20 2:15:51 PM #25: |
Well, if we obey piss physics, the answer is actually no. Piss doesn't exist as a liquid under conditions in space. In addition to the heat generated as the piss travels at escape velocity through the atmosphere, as pressure decreases so does boiling point. It's probably possible to calculate at exactly which point his super-piss vaporizes in the atmosphere but I suspect it's long before it hits vacuum.
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SovietOmega 07/11/20 8:20:57 PM #26: |
Brayze_II posted...
Well, if we obey piss physics, the answer is actually no. Piss doesn't exist as a liquid under conditions in space. In addition to the heat generated as the piss travels at escape velocity through the atmosphere, as pressure decreases so does boiling point. It's probably possible to calculate at exactly which point his super-piss vaporizes in the atmosphere but I suspect it's long before it hits vacuum.Perhaps if we were to chill Superman's dick to absolute zero, his piss would exhibit superfluidity and thus travel with zero kinetic loss, which would surely be capable of then reaching the vacuum of space. --- There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Snrkiko 07/12/20 7:34:23 PM #28: |
metaIslug posted...
Can Spider-Man shot web from his dingusbreaking: local woman found dead, believed to have suffocated from bizarre excess of webbing on face --- ...Snrk. And theeen, we do stuff like, 'Persona!' with our Personas and beat the crap outta Shadows... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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