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joe40001
07/07/20 4:46:39 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZXoErL2124

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Solid Snake07
07/07/20 4:57:00 AM
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Justice for Juicy!

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joe40001
07/07/20 4:58:05 AM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Justice for Juicy!


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blablablax17
07/07/20 4:59:11 AM
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Subway.. SANDWICHES?!?
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joe40001
07/07/20 5:03:41 AM
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blablablax17 posted...
Subway.. SANDWICHES?!?
lol

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UnfairRepresent
07/07/20 5:04:22 AM
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That's 5 unfunny minutes I'm never getting back
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Prestoff
07/07/20 5:06:12 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
That's 5 unfunny minutes I'm never getting back

Man, you're hard to please. Sure this topic has been done to death by comedians, but you got to appreciate some of the jokes that worked here.

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Gobstoppers12
07/07/20 5:08:05 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
That's 5 unfunny minutes I'm never getting back
Nobody's impressed by your underdeveloped sense of humor.

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Solid Snake07
07/07/20 5:08:12 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
That's 5 unfunny minutes I'm never getting back


Your entire life is unfunny minutes you'll never get back

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UnfairRepresent
07/07/20 5:20:14 AM
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Prestoff posted...

Man, you're hard to please. Sure this topic has been done to death by comedians, but you got to appreciate some of the jokes that worked here.

Calling him French for 3 minutes and then saying his story didn't add up isn't exactly sparkling wit.

I think I'm just old enough to have grown up with guys like George Carlin who are just more clever than that.
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joe40001
07/07/20 5:37:11 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Calling him French for 3 minutes and then saying his story didn't add up isn't exactly sparkling wit.

I think I'm just old enough to have grown up with guys like George Carlin who are just more clever than that.

When it was accepted as truth and then it's sillyness is pointed out, it is funny.

Let's be honest "Justice for Jussie (juicy)" is just a funny series of words

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UnfairRepresent
07/07/20 5:43:52 AM
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joe40001 posted...


When it was accepted as truth and then it's sillyness is pointed out, it is funny.

Let's be honest "Justice for Jussie (juicy)" is just a funny series of words

Well I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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AlisLandale
07/07/20 5:48:08 AM
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Comedy is every bit as much about delivery as it as about wit or writing.

it really doesnt matter that the observation isnt witty, because Chappell makes it funny.

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joe40001
07/07/20 5:54:53 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Well I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Is this sincere?

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UnfairRepresent
07/07/20 7:09:39 AM
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joe40001 posted...


Is this sincere?

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Yes.

No reason why people have to like the same things I like. If you liked something I didn't find funny that's nothing but a good thing.

Unless it's like a violent murder or something
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Southernfatman
07/07/20 7:11:47 AM
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Prestoff posted...


Man, you're hard to please.

That's his gimmick.

This board let's him derail topics every time over stupid shit because they just can't let it go.

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joe40001
07/07/20 7:13:27 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
?

Yes.

No reason why people have to like the same things I like. If you liked something I didn't find funny that's nothing but a good thing.

Unless it's like a violent murder or something

Ok, because some people will dismissively mock things they don't like and people who like those things.

For such people "I'm glad you enjoyed it" is shorthand for "I'm pretending to credit your dumbass's entertainment over something so trivial"

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AsucaHayashi
07/07/20 7:14:25 AM
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dave pretending to be the police officer taking the statement had me cracking

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UnfairRepresent
07/07/20 7:18:45 AM
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joe40001 posted...


Ok, because some people will dismissively mock things they don't like and people who like those things.

For such people "I'm glad you enjoyed it" is shorthand for "I'm pretending to credit your dumbass's entertainment over something so trivial"

That's silly
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joe40001
07/07/20 7:22:26 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
That's silly

It's not. It's pretty common.

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UnfairRepresent
07/07/20 7:22:55 AM
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joe40001 posted...


It's not. It's pretty common.

Common people can be pretty silly.

Just ask Pulp.
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Kastrada
07/07/20 7:27:23 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Calling him French for 3 minutes and then saying his story didn't add up isn't exactly sparkling wit.

I think I'm just old enough to have grown up with guys like George Carlin who are just more clever than that.

A comedian doesn't have to be witty in every single instance of their performances. Sometimes they are just plain being silly. So for you to dismiss Chappelle and then use Carlin of all people?

Carlin had some flat out duds in his career, Napalm and Silly Putty specifically, where he was just ranting with no real punchlines. A terrible example of his wit. But I'm not going to dismiss him based on one example because that would be stupid.

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UnfairRepresent
07/07/20 7:33:01 AM
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Kastrada posted...

Carlin had some flat out duds in his career,

Sure but I'm not posting the duds and telling other people how great they are dude.

Hey check out this hilarious bit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tJvuY6y_hk

I mean it's not funny at all but I just felt like sharing duds because everyone has duds in their career.
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ThisGuyAreSick
07/07/20 7:36:20 AM
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>arguing
>with
>UR
>in
>literal
>20
>fucking
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joe40001
07/07/20 7:39:58 AM
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ThisGuyAreSick posted...
>arguing
>with
>UR
>in
>literal
>20
>fucking
>20

I don't know the UR lore. What should I know?

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ThisGuyAreSick
07/07/20 7:40:48 AM
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joe40001 posted...


I don't know the UR lore. What should I know?


whatever the majority opinion is in a topic, he'll take the opposite and argue it to the death
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joe40001
07/07/20 7:41:53 AM
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ThisGuyAreSick posted...
whatever the majority opinion is in a topic, he'll take the opposite and argue it to the death

Hmm, and is that what he believes or does he just enjoy being contrarian for no reason?

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ThisGuyAreSick
07/07/20 7:42:35 AM
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joe40001 posted...


Hmm, and is that what he believes or does he just enjoy being contrarian for no reason?


its his gimmick

no one knows what he really believes the point is he'll flex his shitty debate skills in order to bait users into arguing with him for attention
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Kastrada
07/07/20 7:48:08 AM
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ThisGuyAreSick posted...
>arguing
>with
>UR
>in
>literal
>20
>fucking
>20

I didn't even read the username before I responded so that's on me.

joe40001 posted...
I don't know the UR lore. What should I know?

Just to give you an example, there was a topic about Ahmaud Arbery being murdered by two thugs. I can't remember exactly what someone said but I know my response was something like "Stalking a person and harming them would be illegal".

UR went on an absolute tear posting shit about George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin and pulling all of these "facts" out about the case and how I could even think that Trayvon was innocent and who was I to say that Zimmerman was guilty. Like they went on for a long-ass time.

Even though I never brought them up. Even though I was talking about the murder in Atlanta. Even though I said "stalking and harming a person would be illegal" and nothing more.

I kept asking for quotes of when I brought up Trayvon and UR refused to acknowledge me since I wouldn't respond to their rants about something I never brought up. It was really fucking weird.

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UnfairRepresent
07/07/20 7:49:35 AM
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ThisGuyAreSick posted...


whatever the majority opinion is in a topic, he'll take the opposite and argue it to the death

lolwut

joe40001 posted...


Ok, because some people will dismissively mock things they don't like and people who like those things.

For such people "I'm glad you enjoyed it" is shorthand for "I'm pretending to credit your dumbass's entertainment over something so trivial"

I think this describes you
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UnfairRepresent
07/07/20 7:51:43 AM
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Kastrada posted...

Just to give you an example, there was a topic about Ahmaud Arbery being murdered by two thugs. I can't remember exactly what someone said but I know my response was something like "Stalking a person and harming them would be illegal".

UR went on an absolute tear posting shit about George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin and pulling all of these "facts" out about the case and how I could even think that Trayvon was innocent and who was I to say that Zimmerman was guilty. Like they went on for a long-ass time.

Even though I never brought them up. Even though I was talking about the murder in Atlanta. Even though I said "stalking and harming a person would be illegal" and nothing more.

I kept asking for quotes of when I brought up Trayvon and UR refused to acknowledge me since I wouldn't respond to their rants about something I never brought up. It was really fucking weird.

lolwut

This literally never happened.

I was like one of the most active users defending Ahmaud Arbery when the story was new and people were blaming him.
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Kastrada
07/07/20 7:53:02 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...


lolwut

This literally never happened.

I was like one of the most active users defending Ahmaud Arbery when the story was new and people were blaming him.

I never said you didn't defend Arbery. I said you randomly brought up Trayvon and Zimmerman.

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07/07/20 7:55:55 AM
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RTruthLILJimmy
07/07/20 8:05:59 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
That's 5 unfunny minutes I'm never getting back


Of COURSE this guy wouldnt think it was funny, like is anyone surprised by this?
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MT_TRAEH
07/07/20 8:09:46 AM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Justice for Juicy!


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The Trent
07/07/20 8:09:56 AM
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If unfairrerpresent ain't happy ain't nobody happy

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RTruthLILJimmy
07/07/20 8:13:40 AM
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Only part of the bit I didnt get was why he was saying his name French style and saying he was from France.

Isnt Jussie Smollett pretty much pronounced how its spelled?
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onedarksoul
07/07/20 11:57:44 AM
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RTruthLILJimmy posted...
Only part of the bit I didnt get was why he was saying his name French style and saying he was from France.

Isnt Jussie Smollett pretty much pronounced how its spelled?
I thought that was the funniest part

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RTruthLILJimmy
07/07/20 12:18:23 PM
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Yeah but like...whats the joke?

Is he saying his name that way just because?
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Smashingpmkns
07/07/20 12:26:44 PM
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Yeah that was a pretty funny bit. Not as good as his heroin addicted whites bit though lmao

https://youtu.be/AMJWeluZ3tI
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lincoln002
07/07/20 12:28:12 PM
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I wish I had heard about jussie smoliet on the news before I heard the joke, it sounded so ridiculous to me I didn't find it very funny at first. When I researched the incident and found out Chappelle didn't make up any of it, and he was paid off Nigerians to attack him and throw bleach on him and tie a rope around his neck I thought the whole thing was seriously clever.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/07/20 12:29:53 PM
#45:


Solid Snake07 posted...
Your entire life is unfunny minutes you'll never get back

God DAMN.

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MC_BatCommander
07/07/20 12:30:27 PM
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The bit where goes "It sounds like something... That I WOULD SAY!" fucking gets me every time

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BeantownHero
07/07/20 12:39:00 PM
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No one will have a better take on Jussie than Charles Barkley

https://youtu.be/D824ese7n-8

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MC_BatCommander
07/07/20 12:42:23 PM
#48:


BeantownHero posted...
No one will have a better take on Jussie than Charles Barkley

https://youtu.be/D824ese7n-8

Shaq's laugh is infectious

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tommybel89
07/07/20 12:42:54 PM
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Dude wins the best comedy special Grammy and had a 0% on RT because he went against left wing sweethearts and 'alphabet people'.

Complete legend.

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joe40001
07/07/20 1:44:49 PM
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tommybel89 posted...
Dude wins the best comedy special Grammy and had a 0% on RT because he went against left wing sweethearts and 'alphabet people'.

Complete legend.

I almost wish RT certified Jeremy Johns never gave his positive review, because the 0% critics vs 99% audience was such an important signifier of the problems with modern critics.

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DiegoSanchez206
07/07/20 1:56:54 PM
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Im sad I only got four seasons of the Chappelle show.

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