Current Events > you have to defend your life with whatever is in your hand(s) right now

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Trickfinger
06/25/20 5:18:45 PM
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how do you fare?

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MarbyIsBack
06/25/20 5:20:08 PM
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phone and computer mouse?

I guess I'm able to call for an emergency but they probably wouldn't make it in time.

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RetsuZaiZen
06/25/20 5:20:17 PM
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My phone.... Good thing I know how to fight.

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The23rdMagus
06/25/20 5:21:56 PM
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A Kershaw Chive? Well...

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WaterLink
06/25/20 5:23:21 PM
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My phone and a vape. So....blow vapes in their face and use the phone as a blunt object?

Or blow vapes in their face and use the phone to call in backup.
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Master_Bass
06/25/20 5:23:54 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
My phone


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BeyondWalls
06/25/20 5:25:10 PM
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MarbyIsBack posted...
phone and computer mouse?
This is literally going to be 99.99999% of all answers.

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Cornmuffins
06/25/20 5:25:13 PM
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Phone and cig. I got this shit ez
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Paper_Okami
06/25/20 5:25:29 PM
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ps4 controller and phone

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EmbraceOfDeath
06/25/20 5:26:04 PM
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Nothing. :(

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Trickfinger
06/25/20 5:32:01 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
My phone.... Good thing I know how to fight.
you have to defend your life with the phone

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PMarth2002
06/25/20 5:33:02 PM
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Computer mouse.

Throw it to distract them for a moment and run away.

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Alteres
06/25/20 5:35:55 PM
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Paper_Okami posted...
ps4 controller and phone
Add vape and that's me.

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MarqueeSeries
06/25/20 5:36:47 PM
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Phone and a lit cigarette

A strategically placed cigarette burn might save my ass
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Lord_Shadow
06/25/20 5:37:14 PM
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My phone and a Thai Prostitute

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VitalGetPrank
06/25/20 5:38:32 PM
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A PC mouse, if it was a wired mouse I could use it to strangle someone but I just had to get the wireless one that will only annoy someone if thrown at them.

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winged_weltall
06/25/20 5:48:38 PM
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A flosser. Rekt.
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Trickfinger
06/25/20 5:53:49 PM
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winged_weltall posted...
A flosser. Rekt.
a what?

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Squall28
06/25/20 5:57:49 PM
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Against what?

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modena
06/25/20 5:58:47 PM
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A 24oz glass mug, could be worse I guess.

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RetsuZaiZen
06/25/20 6:00:04 PM
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Trickfinger posted...
you have to defend your life with the phone
Uh yea I get that part

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SableWolfAngel
06/25/20 6:00:36 PM
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My junk? I guess I could pee on them and hope that grosses them out enough to get away.

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Trickfinger
06/25/20 6:00:55 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Uh yea I get that part
then shut the fuck up

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Politics
06/25/20 6:01:41 PM
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my penis

cock fight!!!

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Trickfinger
06/25/20 6:02:21 PM
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SableWolfAngel posted...
My junk? I guess I could pee on them and hope that grosses them out enough to get away.
why are you holding your junk on gamefaqs

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Strider102
06/25/20 6:09:36 PM
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A boiled egg.

I like my chances.

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uwnim
06/25/20 6:11:31 PM
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My phone. What am I fighting?

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Trickfinger
06/25/20 6:12:06 PM
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uwnim posted...
My phone. What am I fighting?
something capable of taking your life

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RetsuZaiZen
06/25/20 6:21:51 PM
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Aww you big mad

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Trickfinger
06/25/20 6:23:59 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Aww you big mad
chillin on gamefaqs
you children you can stay mad
friggin "retsuzaizen"
who even let these guys in?

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RetsuZaiZen
06/25/20 6:24:35 PM
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Enraged

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Trickfinger
06/25/20 6:25:57 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Enraged
chillin on gamefaqs
you children you can stay mad
friggin "retsuzaizen"
who even let these guys in?

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garan
06/25/20 6:45:35 PM
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Mouse & keyboard-- obviously I am perfectly set up for winning in the FPS of life.
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SableWolfAngel
06/26/20 1:30:04 AM
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Trickfinger posted...
why are you holding your junk on gamefaqs
Because I'm in my own home and can do what I want so I just so happen to be doing that when I read the topic.

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Malcrasternus
06/26/20 2:02:22 AM
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Ruger GP100 in .357mag.

Hmm. . .

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warlock7735
06/26/20 2:03:31 AM
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Computer mouse and a mic stand. The mic stand gives me a shot. The mouse is getting thrown.

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YugiNoob
06/26/20 2:04:07 AM
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Trickfinger posted...
why are you holding your junk on gamefaqs
Because LTG said to

https://vocaroo.com/2HyuRnlYxuP

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SolidShadow3
06/26/20 2:04:37 AM
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I could choke a mofo out with a Mouse; If i can take the Gladius my roomate bought for the rest I might last 5 minutes.

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Guide
06/26/20 2:05:38 AM
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A wireless mouse. Solid, throwable. It's something.

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MedeaLysistrata
06/26/20 2:05:43 AM
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MarqueeSeries posted...
Phone and a lit cigarette

A strategically placed cigarette burn might save my ass


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SableWolfAngel
06/26/20 2:05:46 AM
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BettyWhite
06/26/20 2:07:57 AM
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winged_weltall posted...
A flosser. Rekt.

Me too. Lol.



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Killmonger
06/26/20 2:08:49 AM
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My phone. I guess I'm dead.
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apolloooo
06/26/20 2:14:50 AM
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Hot mug of coffee and phone. Hey it's actually useful unless i am a dumbfuck and splash hot liquid on myself

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YugiNoob
06/26/20 2:16:27 AM
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SableWolfAngel posted...
Where the hell is this even from?
I forget lol

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SableWolfAngel
06/26/20 2:50:23 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
I forget lol
Either way, long live junk grabbing!

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