Current Events > Pro tip to Latin Americans: Watermelons and Mangos taste better non-spicy

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CruelBuffalo
06/20/20 10:34:21 PM
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Guide
06/20/20 10:34:58 PM
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What is this weak-ass shit

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Irony
06/20/20 10:35:15 PM
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I don't understand the idea of putting mangos in stuff. I had a vegetarian bowl that had rice and mangos.

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sauceje
06/20/20 10:35:18 PM
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I know some people who swear by putting salt on watermelon before eating it

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CruelBuffalo
06/20/20 10:35:23 PM
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Guide posted...
What is this weak-ass shit

an example of a user with taste
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Smashingpmkns
06/20/20 10:35:53 PM
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Counter argument from a latino: no they don't.
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Irony
06/20/20 10:36:37 PM
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sauceje posted...
I know some people who swear by putting salt on watermelon before eating it
This should be everyone

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Wii_Shaker
06/20/20 10:36:42 PM
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When was the last time anyone forced you to eat anything chili-mango?

You have to go out of your way to even find the shit.

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mach25687
06/20/20 10:36:57 PM
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Guide posted...
What is this weak-ass shit
This.

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Lost_All_Senses
06/20/20 10:37:07 PM
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sauceje posted...
I know some people who swear by putting salt on watermelon before eating it

Cause it's 20 times better

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CruelBuffalo
06/20/20 10:37:40 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
When was the last time anyone forced you to eat anything chili-mango?

You have to go out of your way to even find the shit.
when you date a Mexican.... a lot

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Lost_All_Senses
06/20/20 10:39:33 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
when you date a Mexican.... a lot

I am a Mexican, never had it. I know Salsa with Mango obviously.

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CruelBuffalo
06/20/20 10:40:44 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I am a Mexican, never had it. I know Salsa with Mango obviously.

Its like I just want a drink thats refreshing. I dont need tahin on the rim and drinks drenched in tapato where I need more water to drink it.

Yes Im a bitch. Im at peace with that.
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Smashingpmkns
06/20/20 10:40:47 PM
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If you're not putting tajin on your shit you're fucking up

Also tajin and tapatio are super mild. Should be using Tabasco or Valentinas for most of these things either way, tapatio is trash.
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ToastyOne
06/20/20 10:45:06 PM
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Tajin is more tangy than spicy.
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Ricemills
06/20/20 10:46:59 PM
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I agree on the watermelon but mangoes does taste good with chili, especially the unripe ones

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The_Creep_2020
06/20/20 10:48:59 PM
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I shall only ever eat plain mango if I lose my mojo.

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Lost_All_Senses
06/20/20 10:49:27 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
Its like I just want a drink thats refreshing. I dont need tahin on the rim and drinks drenched in tapato where I need more water to drink it.

Yes Im a bitch. Im at peace with that.

Are you in actual Mexico right now? Lol

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ModLogic
06/20/20 11:02:15 PM
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06/20/20 11:08:50 PM
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dj1200
06/21/20 3:47:16 AM
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smc

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teepan95
06/21/20 3:56:30 AM
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Pakistani Mangos >>> south American mangos

Or to generalise:

Eastern Mangos > Western Mangos
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KobeSystem
06/21/20 3:56:44 AM
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fhqwhgads
06/21/20 3:57:10 AM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
smh mi cabeza


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KobeSystem
06/21/20 3:58:05 AM
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pfh1001
06/21/20 4:57:18 AM
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ModLogic posted...
salt watermelon the fuck?


Some fucking weirdos put salt on every damn thing-- my mom is one of them. It's gross as hell.
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Humble_Novice
06/21/20 5:17:33 AM
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Try dipping watermelon in lemon juice.
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General_Secura
06/21/20 5:55:13 AM
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I had a steak with mango-habanero sauce once at a restaurant in Mammoth Lakes, California. It was really fucking good, even if I had to reach for my drink after every bite.
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Number090684
06/21/20 6:04:00 AM
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sauceje posted...
I know some people who swear by putting salt on watermelon before eating it


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Ricemills
06/21/20 8:41:24 AM
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Japanese put salt on watermelons, they claimed it draws out the sweetness or something.

I assumed weaboos copied them.

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Wetterdew
06/21/20 8:44:07 AM
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Humble_Novice posted...
Try dipping watermelon in lemon juice.
That sounds like it could MAYBE be a nice twist.

Salt on my watermelons...no thanks

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Lost_All_Senses
06/21/20 12:57:57 PM
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Ricemills posted...
Japanese put salt on watermelons, they claimed it draws out the sweetness or something.

I assumed weaboos copied them.

Lol. If my mom's family was weaboos, they hid it well. And it it does exactly what the Japanese said. But keep feeling like you have superior opinion over the people who have actually tried it. That's definitely not a sign of ignorance.

I will die on this hill.

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Autocraticus
06/21/20 1:00:58 PM
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I bleed taijin seasoning.
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Guerrilla Soldier
06/21/20 1:01:13 PM
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i agree with the op. i'm from a mexican family and i honestly hate when all the fruit has shit on it. it's like, sometimes i want the fruit on its own, you know what i mean?

have salt and spicy shit nearby, if i want it on there, but don't serve it to me with it already on there wtf

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Old NoiseTank
06/21/20 1:01:37 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Counter argument from a latino: no they don't.


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Lost_All_Senses
06/21/20 1:04:00 PM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
i agree with the op. i'm from a mexican family and i honestly hate when all the fruit has shit on it. it's like, sometimes i want the fruit on its own, you know what i mean?

have salt and spicy shit nearby, if i want it on there, but don't serve it to me with it already on there wtf

You're obviously not thinking straight. Let me hook you up to this spicy IV until you're thinking straight again.


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CruelBuffalo
06/21/20 1:09:39 PM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
i agree with the op. i'm from a mexican family and i honestly hate when all the fruit has shit on it. it's like, sometimes i want the fruit on its own, you know what i mean?

have salt and spicy shit nearby, if i want it on there, but don't serve it to me with it already on there wtf


Lol yaaaaasss us basics need to rise up!
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MrMallard
06/21/20 1:12:13 PM
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Pro-tip to Caucasian Americans: ranch is the weakest shit I've ever tasted, if you're so afraid of actual flavor then go dip your chicken strips in milk or water instead.

unlike myself, a caucasian Australian lmao

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CruelBuffalo
06/21/20 1:13:54 PM
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MrMallard posted...
Pro-tip to Caucasian Americans: ranch is the weakest shit I've ever tasted, if you're so afraid of actual flavor then go dip your chicken strips in milk or water instead.

unlike myself, a caucasian Australian lmao

It's not bad on a spicy buffalo wing tho
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El Mexicano Texano
06/21/20 1:16:08 PM
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Wtf at finding fruit spicy it gives it more flavor it's never spicy, you must be weak if you find it even remotely spicy same goes for corn

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Arcanine2009
06/21/20 1:30:48 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
If you're not putting tajin on your shit you're fucking up

Also tajin and tapatio are super mild. Should be using Tabasco or Valentinas for most of these things either way, tapatio is trash.
Gtfo. Use pure habaneros

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