Poll of the Day > How do you deal with someone saying your face is punchable?

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Solid Sonic
06/07/20 3:14:03 PM
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HornedLion
06/07/20 3:19:24 PM
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https://youtu.be/U5ZXAucBpAM

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FrozenBananas
06/07/20 3:21:29 PM
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Krazy_Kirby
06/07/20 3:24:36 PM
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ignore them. words can't hurt if you don't let them
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SunWuKung420
06/07/20 3:31:24 PM
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Invite them to try.

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Krazy_Kirby
06/07/20 3:37:45 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Invite them to try.


that isn't very zen. sounds like your chakra's are misaligned
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SunWuKung420
06/07/20 4:01:53 PM
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If they think they can land a punch, I'm more than willing to let them try.

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DirtBasedSoap
06/07/20 4:07:43 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
If they think they can land a punch, I'm more than willing to let them try.
lol

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OniRonin
06/07/20 4:09:56 PM
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i usually just say dumb shit like pwease hit me daddy uwu. the kind of people who say stuff like that will never actually punch you lol

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Aculo
06/07/20 4:10:18 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
If they think they can land a punch, I'm more than willing to let them try, ok?
does it feel good to try and intimidate people half your age on an internet message board for gamers?

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VeeVees
06/07/20 4:14:17 PM
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You are correct. My face can indeed make contact with a fist if one is to come its way.

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Zeus
06/07/20 4:20:55 PM
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If somebody says you have a punchable face, tell them that they have very breakable knees or kickable balls.

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Zareth
06/07/20 4:23:52 PM
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You punch them in the face and say "apparently yours is too."

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NeoSioType
06/07/20 4:28:13 PM
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Sounds like something a plebeian would come up with. I have work in the Cloud District.
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SunWuKung420
06/07/20 4:29:02 PM
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Aculo feels intimidated. Mission accomplished without even trying.

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SunWuKung420
06/07/20 4:30:21 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
lol

It seems you can't dodge.

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Smiffwilm
06/07/20 4:34:58 PM
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Get closer into their face.

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DirtBasedSoap
06/07/20 4:40:33 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
It seems you can't dodge.
I cant dodge or i cant land a punch?

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InfestedAdam
06/07/20 4:46:26 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
ignore them. words can't hurt if you don't let them


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SunWuKung420
06/07/20 4:59:33 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
I cant dodge or i cant land a punch?

Nope.

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keyblader1985
06/07/20 5:13:33 PM
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I'd say talk is cheap.

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faramir77
06/07/20 5:16:24 PM
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"That's a pretty brave thing to say for someone in cum shot distance."

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wwinterj25
06/07/20 5:22:07 PM
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OhhhJa
06/07/20 5:22:18 PM
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faramir77 posted...
"That's a pretty brave thing to say for someone in cum shot distance."
thats pretty good actually
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Yellow
06/07/20 5:34:24 PM
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Tell them they're too scared, because it's true. No one wants to actually fight. :(

Fighting is fun.

SunWuKung420 posted...
If they think they can land a punch, I'm more than willing to let them try.
I came up with a dirty move that worked on the blackbelts. Then I taught it to someone else and they hit me with it. You pretend to punch with your left hand and whop them with your right. It worked every time. XD

Anyway you have no idea who has skill in martial arts and who doesn't... the new guys in our class were basically all clumsy walking punching bags, and that's who you could be. It's a silly sight seeing casual fights, swinging their arms around aimlessly in the least efficient way.

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SunWuKung420
06/07/20 5:40:42 PM
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Yellow posted...
You pretend to punch with your left hand and whop them with your right. It worked every time.

That's called a feint, a basic technique.

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Yellow
06/07/20 5:46:25 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
That's called a feint, a basic technique.
Taekwondo is not effective against dirty fighting. That's how I won sparrings.

What belts do you have? I was a lowly senior green belt, but that's more than enough to beat anyone who's never learned any martial arts.

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Kyuubi4269
06/07/20 5:52:14 PM
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"And you have very suckable fingers."
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DirtBasedSoap
06/07/20 5:59:10 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Nope.
youd get rekt in a 1v1 (in Minecraft)

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Krazy_Kirby
06/07/20 6:14:48 PM
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Jim Rockford:
You know what's wrong with karate? It's based on the ridiculous assumption that the other guy will fight fair.
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SunWuKung420
06/07/20 6:28:17 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
youd get rekt in a 1v1 (in Minecraft)

Never played it but you'd get pick axed.

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SunWuKung420
06/07/20 6:29:14 PM
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Yellow posted...
Taekwondo is not effective against dirty fighting. That's how I won sparrings.

What belts do you have? I was a lowly senior green belt, but that's more than enough to beat anyone who's never learned any martial arts.

I'm the most skilled genin in my village.

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Revelation34
06/07/20 8:56:50 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...


I'm the most skilled genin in my village.


So you're a bad writer like Kishimoto too?
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afrodude77
06/07/20 9:26:40 PM
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Warn them that I'm not gonna sit and let anyone hurt me.

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Lil_Bit83
06/07/20 9:29:08 PM
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I've never had anyone tell me my face is punchable.

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FrndNhbrHdCEman
06/08/20 12:08:00 AM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
I've never had anyone tell me my face is punchable.
I have. He was embarrassed because he was 20 and I was 17 and I beat him up. Seems straight guys are embarrassed when their beaten up by a gay guy.

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ChaosAzeroth
06/08/20 1:14:16 AM
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How so?
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ClarkDuke
06/08/20 1:16:41 AM
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Aculo posted...
does it feel good to try and intimidate people half your age on an internet message board for gamers?
he's almost 50?

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ChaosAzeroth
06/08/20 1:27:55 AM
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ClarkDuke posted...
he's almost 50?

He'd have to be 70 to be twice my age.

JFC I think I've been saying I'm 34. I completely somehow forgot I'm 35...
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