Current Events > $500k salary but your job is to do nothing.

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AzurexNightmare 06/06/20 6:18:32 PM #51:	CommunismFTW posted... Sure. And I'd quit after a year. I don't think I could last a year lol. Maybe I'd pretend I was in prison getting paid. I'd have to hire a prison guard to keep me in --- PSN: xLionhartx Vita games most played: BlazBlue CP, RO Ace, Mon Monpiece, Wipeout 2048 <cite>AzurexNightmare posted [p:940283700] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>CommunismFTW posted... </cite> <quote>Sure. And I'd quit after a year.</quote>I don't think I could last a year lol. Maybe I'd pretend I was in prison getting paid. I'd have to hire a prison guard to keep me in </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skurvy_1 06/06/20 6:19:10 PM #52:	Deal --- yoga yoga yoga.... <cite>Skurvy_1 posted [p:940283724] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Deal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unit7 06/06/20 6:20:17 PM #53:	What am I allowed to think about? <cite>Unit7 posted [p:940283756] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>What am I allowed to think about? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 06/06/20 6:21:27 PM #54:	Unit7 posted... What am I allowed to think about? You can think about how uncomfortable the chair is. It doesn't even have armrests LOL --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:940283803] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Unit7 posted... </cite> <quote>What am I allowed to think about?</quote>You can think about how uncomfortable the chair is. It doesn't even have armrests LOL </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 06/06/20 6:23:18 PM #55:	IfGodCouldDie posted... That would be illegal where I live on a 10 hour shift you are legally supposed to take an hour unpaid lunch and 2 15 min paid breaks. Looks like you're moving! --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:940283863] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>IfGodCouldDie posted... </cite> <quote>That would be illegal where I live on a 10 hour shift you are legally supposed to take an hour unpaid lunch and 2 15 min paid breaks.</quote>Looks like you're moving! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 06/06/20 6:23:26 PM #56:	I don't think this is possible honestly. Would probably fall asleep on the first day --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:940283872] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>I don't think this is possible honestly. Would probably fall asleep on the first day </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 06/06/20 6:23:57 PM #57:	So it's like flying in an airplane. Only more comfortable. Or driving except you don't have to pay attention. --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:940283895] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>So it's like flying in an airplane. Only more comfortable. Or driving except you don't have to pay attention. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 06/06/20 6:24:31 PM #58:	SaltyWet posted... You can take two 10 minute bathroom breaks per shift. Could I get 20 minutes to use how I wanted? Split the breaks up into more than 2. --- https://imgur.com/JS8rhmk http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://imgur.com/pqMQZyw <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:940283907] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>SaltyWet posted... </cite> <quote>You can take two 10 minute bathroom breaks per shift.</quote>Could I get 20 minutes to use how I wanted? Split the breaks up into more than 2. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Abiz_ 06/06/20 6:26:36 PM #59:	I could do it. All I do now is deburr and polish parts while staring at a wall. Not much would change besides me not busting my knuckles. <cite>Abiz_ posted [p:940283996] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>I could do it. All I do now is deburr and polish parts while staring at a wall. Not much would change besides me not busting my knuckles. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 06/06/20 6:27:32 PM #60:	How much does the job watching this guy pay? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:940284032] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>How much does the job watching this guy pay? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 06/06/20 6:28:49 PM #61:	Can I choose my own hours? Say 10PM to 6AM Monday through Monday? I'm ok with unpaid overtime. --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:940284085] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Can I choose my own hours? Say 10PM to 6AM Monday through Monday? I'm ok with unpaid overtime. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 06/06/20 6:29:15 PM #62:	DevsBro posted... So it's like flying in an airplane. Only more comfortable. Or driving except you don't have to pay attention. What makes you think flying an airplane is uncomfortable? gatorsPENSbucs posted... Could I get 20 minutes to use how I wanted? Split the breaks up into more than 2. Ok. divot1338 posted... How much does the job watching this guy pay? That's beyond this topic. --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:940284101] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>DevsBro posted... </cite> <quote>So it's like flying in an airplane. Only more comfortable. Or driving except you don't have to pay attention.</quote>What makes you think flying an airplane is uncomfortable? gatorsPENSbucs posted... </cite> <quote>Could I get 20 minutes to use how I wanted? Split the breaks up into more than 2.</quote>Ok. divot1338 posted... </cite> <quote>How much does the job watching this guy pay?</quote>That's beyond this topic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 06/06/20 6:29:32 PM #63:	DevsBro posted... Can I choose my own hours? Say 10PM to 6AM Monday through Monday? I'm ok with unpaid overtime. No. --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:940284113] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>DevsBro posted... </cite> <quote>Can I choose my own hours? Say 10PM to 6AM Monday through Monday? I'm ok with unpaid overtime.</quote>No. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Back_Stabbath 06/06/20 6:29:49 PM #64:	i do this for fun. i can zone out and go on adventures in my head pretty easily, so I'd take it and see how long I last I suppose. --- https://imgur.com/Iv5fRLt <cite>Back_Stabbath posted [p:940284121] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>i do this for fun. i can zone out and go on adventures in my head pretty easily, so I'd take it and see how long I last I suppose. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 06/06/20 6:30:06 PM #65:	CommunismFTW posted... Sure. And I'd quit after a year. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:940284131] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>CommunismFTW posted... </cite> <quote>Sure. And I'd quit after a year.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 06/06/20 6:30:52 PM #66:	SaltyWet posted... What makes you think flying an airplane is uncomfortable? Have you never flown? Or maybe you're just unnaturally thin and don't have to hug yourself the whole flight? I'm talking coach, of course. --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:940284176] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>SaltyWet posted... </cite> <quote>What makes you think flying an airplane is uncomfortable?</quote>Have you never flown? Or maybe you're just unnaturally thin and don't have to hug yourself the whole flight? I'm talking coach, of course. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
parabola_master 06/06/20 6:32:28 PM #67:	I would turn insane and my quality of like thereafter wouldnt be as good but its tempting --- i.imgur.com/mkGoWsg.jpg i.imgur.com/mkGoWsg.jpg i.imgur.com/mkGoWsg.jpg <cite>parabola_master posted [p:940284251] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>I would turn insane and my quality of like thereafter wouldnt be as good but its tempting </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 06/06/20 6:33:01 PM #68:	DevsBro posted... Have you never flown? Or maybe you're just unnaturally thin and don't have to hug yourself the whole flight? I'm talking coach, of course. Hahaha omg. I thought you were talking about flying as a pilot. NVM, carry on. --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:940284278] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>DevsBro posted... </cite> <quote>Have you never flown? Or maybe you're just unnaturally thin and don't have to hug yourself the whole flight? I'm talking coach, of course.</quote>Hahaha omg. I thought you were talking about flying as a pilot. NVM, carry on. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 06/06/20 6:33:20 PM #69:	If I could get 20 minutes a shift then yah Id definitely take it. Might only be able to do it a year but Im keep going until I just physically and mentally couldnt handle it anymore. --- https://imgur.com/JS8rhmk http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://imgur.com/pqMQZyw <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:940284294] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>If I could get 20 minutes a shift then yah Id definitely take it. Might only be able to do it a year but Im keep going until I just physically and mentally couldnt handle it anymore. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cheater87 06/06/20 7:30:07 PM #70:	Sure! I will day dream. --- Doom, the game with unlimited ways to play. <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:940286674] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Sure! I will day dream. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimmyFraska 06/06/20 7:42:15 PM #71:	Am I allowed to audibly talk to myself <cite>JimmyFraska posted [p:940287179] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Am I allowed to audibly talk to myself </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 06/06/20 7:45:12 PM #72:	JimmyFraska posted... Am I allowed to audibly talk to myself No. --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:940287297] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>JimmyFraska posted... </cite> <quote>Am I allowed to audibly talk to myself</quote>No. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 06/06/20 7:46:50 PM #73:	Sure I'll take 5OOK a year to stare at a white wall and hallucinate all day. <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:940287367] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Sure I'll take 5OOK a year to stare at a white wall and hallucinate all day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 06/06/20 7:54:47 PM #74:	what's the downside --- Placeholder signature until ImgTC comes back online <cite>FL81 posted [p:940287692] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>what's the downside </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wetterdew 06/06/20 7:57:14 PM #75:	Obviously take the job. Then just go as long as you feel like. Some people would go for years, others would quit after a day of boredom --- rip to all the animals killed in wildfires. <cite>Wetterdew posted [p:940287799] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Obviously take the job. Then just go as long as you feel like. Some people would go for years, others would quit after a day of boredom </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bevan306 06/06/20 8:00:03 PM #76:	what colour is the wall --- http://rateyourmusic.com/~bevan https://imgur.com/5Ta28 <cite>bevan306 posted [p:940287895] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>what colour is the wall </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 06/06/20 8:03:38 PM #77:	bevan306 posted... what colour is the wall Baby blue --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:940288035] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>bevan306 posted... </cite> <quote>what colour is the wall</quote>Baby blue </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivany2008 06/06/20 8:09:58 PM #78:	There are loopholes you can take advantage of that I don't know if anyone has brought up(didn't read the whole thread). For example, I could pay someone to come in every hour and rub my back or turn on some music. I could also get them to put on some podcasts or audio books. There are loopholes and by god, I'll find them!!!! <cite>Ivany2008 posted [p:940288288] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>There are loopholes you can take advantage of that I don't know if anyone has brought up(didn't read the whole thread). For example, I could pay someone to come in every hour and rub my back or turn on some music. I could also get them to put on some podcasts or audio books. There are loopholes and by god, I'll find them!!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 06/06/20 8:10:14 PM #79:	SaltyWet posted... This is for 50 hours a week. Without or without overtime? Because if those are your job duties, you'd be non-exempt. SaltyWet posted... You can take two 10 minute bathroom breaks per shift. Well, that's illegal. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:940288300] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>SaltyWet posted... </cite> <quote>This is for 50 hours a week.</quote> Without or without overtime? Because if those are your job duties, you'd be non-exempt. <quote>SaltyWet posted... </cite>You can take two 10 minute bathroom breaks per shift.</quote> Well, that's illegal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 06/06/20 8:11:27 PM #80:	Ivany2008 posted... There are loopholes you can take advantage of that I don't know if anyone has brought up(didn't read the whole thread). For example, I could pay someone to come in every hour and rub my back or turn on some music. I could also get them to put on some podcasts or audio books. There are loopholes and by god, I'll find them!!!! Nope. Zeus posted... Without or without overtime? Because if those are your job duties, you'd be non-exempt. With. --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:940288367] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Ivany2008 posted... </cite> <quote>There are loopholes you can take advantage of that I don't know if anyone has brought up(didn't read the whole thread). For example, I could pay someone to come in every hour and rub my back or turn on some music. I could also get them to put on some podcasts or audio books. There are loopholes and by god, I'll find them!!!!</quote>Nope. Zeus posted... </cite> <quote>Without or without overtime? Because if those are your job duties, you'd be non-exempt.</quote>With. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kimbos_Egg 06/06/20 8:20:58 PM #81:	yup --- You think you've Got problems? https://imgur.com/vgckRUN <cite>Kimbos_Egg posted [p:940288767] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>yup</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivany2008 06/06/20 8:27:56 PM #82:	So your saying that when I'm off the clock I can't buy an I-pod, load it up with music, podcasts and audio books and come in 10 minutes early to my shift, click the play button and then listen to music all while on shift? or pay someone 40k when I'm off the clock to try and break into my office while I'm working, thus forcing the cops to come in, and shut down my work for the day, but I still get paid? <cite>Ivany2008 posted [p:940289049] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>So your saying that when I'm off the clock I can't buy an I-pod, load it up with music, podcasts and audio books and come in 10 minutes early to my shift, click the play button and then listen to music all while on shift? or pay someone 40k when I'm off the clock to try and break into my office while I'm working, thus forcing the cops to come in, and shut down my work for the day, but I still get paid? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 06/06/20 8:28:40 PM #83:	Ivany2008 posted... So your saying that when I'm off the clock I can't buy an I-pod, load it up with music, podcasts and audio books and come in 10 minutes early to my shift, click the play button and then listen to music all while on shift? or pay someone 40k when I'm off the clock to try and break into my office while I'm working, thus forcing the cops to come in, and shut down my work for the day, but I still get paid? Yup, that's what I'm saying. --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:940289070] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Ivany2008 posted... </cite> <quote>So your saying that when I'm off the clock I can't buy an I-pod, load it up with music, podcasts and audio books and come in 10 minutes early to my shift, click the play button and then listen to music all while on shift? or pay someone 40k when I'm off the clock to try and break into my office while I'm working, thus forcing the cops to come in, and shut down my work for the day, but I still get paid?</quote>Yup, that's what I'm saying. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomNook20 06/06/20 8:29:04 PM #84:	Nah this is torture --- http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/098/7/4/tom_nook_by_themerce-d3dhi0q.png http://www.gameswagonline.com/uploads/9/0/8/9/9089979/1372277527.jpg <cite>TomNook20 posted [p:940289084] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Nah this is torture </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivany2008 06/06/20 8:41:39 PM #85:	Fine, I apply for the job, do a single shifts worth of work, and then complain to my lawyer about abuse of human rights and sue the company for hundreds of millions of dollars and win. <cite>Ivany2008 posted [p:940289601] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Fine, I apply for the job, do a single shifts worth of work, and then complain to my lawyer about abuse of human rights and sue the company for hundreds of millions of dollars and win. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 06/06/20 8:53:09 PM #86:	I assume this is a job as some sort of test subject. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:940290039] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>I assume this is a job as some sort of test subject. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chrono625 06/06/20 9:13:12 PM #87:	Can I work out at all? Like pushups, crunches/sit ups or anything? --- https://imgur.com/Rqk1DYV - Super Bowl XXI/XXV/XLII/XLVI Champions - NY Giants Eli Manning SB tracker: 2/2 Superbowls 2/2 SBMVP's <cite>chrono625 posted [p:940290770] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Can I work out at all? Like pushups, crunches/sit ups or anything? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 06/06/20 9:17:14 PM #88:	chrono625 posted... Can I work out at all? Like pushups, crunches/sit ups or anything? No. --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:940290922] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>chrono625 posted... </cite> <quote>Can I work out at all? Like pushups, crunches/sit ups or anything?</quote>No. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimmyFraska 06/06/20 10:38:13 PM #90:	Does it drug test. What if I was taking hallucinogens to have a good time in my head looking at the wall <cite>JimmyFraska posted [p:940293847] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Does it drug test. What if I was taking hallucinogens to have a good time in my head looking at the wall </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 06/06/20 10:38:24 PM #91:	DevsBro posted... Looks like you're moving! 500k for a year living in a third world country is very much a tough decision. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:940293855] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>DevsBro posted... </cite> <quote>Looks like you're moving!</quote>500k for a year living in a third world country is very much a tough decision. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 06/06/20 10:39:33 PM #92:	JimmyFraska posted... Does it drug test. What if I was taking hallucinogens to have a good time in my head looking at the wall Yes they do drug test. They take this job very very seriously. --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:940293897] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>JimmyFraska posted... </cite> <quote>Does it drug test. What if I was taking hallucinogens to have a good time in my head looking at the wall</quote>Yes they do drug test. They take this job very very seriously. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 06/06/20 10:40:26 PM #93:	Not worth it. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:940293937] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>Not worth it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 06/06/20 10:44:00 PM #94:	JimmyFraska posted... What if I was taking hallucinogens to have a good time in my head looking at the wall You wouldn't need them, you would start hallucinating within an hour of staring at a wall constantly. <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:940294078] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>JimmyFraska posted... </cite> <quote>What if I was taking hallucinogens to have a good time in my head looking at the wall</quote>You wouldn't need them, you would start hallucinating within an hour of staring at a wall constantly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MT_TRAEH 06/06/20 10:44:59 PM #95:	au_gold posted... So, the presidency? lol god damn i'll take it --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>MT_TRAEH posted [p:940294116] in $500k sala... [t:78751054]...</cite> <quote>au_gold posted... </cite> <quote>So, the presidency?</quote>lol god damn i'll take it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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