Poll of the Day > Fucking truck owners topic #593

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HornedLion 05/30/20 3:00:58 PM #1:	Im driving and see some 1940s car driving in the slow lane. He has to cause God knows that thing probably only goes all of 50mph. The driver is a young guy. Tatted up. Looks like Travis Barker from Blink 182. Its a nice day and its clear that hes having a fun time. Just driving and enjoying life. I drive past him cause the left lane is clear, and I got shit to do. But before I do, I notice theres a fucking F150 having bastard riding that guys ass. Like right on his ass. I kept watching in my rear view mirror and he was still riding him. I couldnt help but get pissed off. Like, what is the purpose of that shit!? Hes driving the car he likes, youre driving the truck your tiny dick self likes. No reason to be jealous or whatever and harass him. --- President Obama Best President in centuries. <cite>HornedLion posted [p:939942639] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>Im driving and see some 1940s car driving in the slow lane. He has to cause God knows that thing probably only goes all of 50mph. The driver is a young guy. Tatted up. Looks like Travis Barker from Blink 182. Its a nice day and its clear that hes having a fun time. Just driving and enjoying life. I drive past him cause the left lane is clear, and I got shit to do. But before I do, I notice theres a fucking F150 having bastard riding that guys ass. Like right on his ass. I kept watching in my rear view mirror and he was still riding him. I couldnt help but get pissed off. Like, what is the purpose of that shit!? Hes driving the car he likes, youre driving the truck your tiny dick self likes. No reason to be jealous or whatever and harass him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 05/30/20 3:04:31 PM #2:	Tailgaters are the worst. --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:939942786] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>Tailgaters are the worst. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 05/30/20 3:52:59 PM #3:	What I love are the F-150 drivers who think they can intimidate me when I'm driving an Expedition (which weighs in at nearly 3 tons). --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:939944763] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>What I love are the F-150 drivers who think they can intimidate me when I'm driving an Expedition (which weighs in at nearly 3 tons). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 05/30/20 3:54:55 PM #4:	do you have a trucker fetish? --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:939944844] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>do you have a trucker fetish?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zebatov 05/30/20 4:13:51 PM #5:	SunWuKung420 posted... Tailgaters are the worst. Only if they're doing it in the slow lane. Sounds like that was the case here. --- C was right. <cite>zebatov posted [p:939945555] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>Tailgaters are the worst.</quote>Only if they're doing it in the slow lane. Sounds like that was the case here. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 05/30/20 7:39:42 PM #6:	zebatov posted... Only if they're doing it in the slow lane. Sounds like that was the case here. Anytime, it's unsafe all the time. --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:939953801] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>zebatov posted... </cite> <quote>Only if they're doing it in the slow lane. Sounds like that was the case here.</quote> Anytime, it's unsafe all the time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 05/30/20 9:48:17 PM #7:	I dont plan on fucking any truck owners not in the near future anyways --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesn't change what's in your blood. <cite>Mead posted [p:939959001] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>I dont plan on fucking any truck owners not in the near future anyways </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dedbus 05/30/20 11:31:26 PM #8:	So you're not allowed to buy a truck if you have a big? Do they check or is it just some form you fill out? <cite>dedbus posted [p:939963317] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>So you're not allowed to buy a truck if you have a big? Do they check or is it just some form you fill out? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 05/30/20 11:34:14 PM #9:	dedbus posted... So you're not allowed to buy a truck if you have a big? Do they check or is it just some form you fill out? They work on the honor system. You can just lie... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:939963433] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>dedbus posted...</cite> <quote>So you're not allowed to buy a truck if you have a big? Do they check or is it just some form you fill out?</quote> They work on the honor system. You can just lie...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 05/30/20 11:49:06 PM #10:	SunWuKung420 posted... Anytime, it's unsafe all the time. not at a sporting event --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:939964043] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote> Anytime, it's unsafe all the time. </quote> not at a sporting event</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smarkil 05/31/20 11:33:46 AM #11:	what if you have a medium sized wiener? do you have to get a mid sized pickup like a tacoma? --- I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76 <cite>Smarkil posted [p:939980261] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>what if you have a medium sized wiener? do you have to get a mid sized pickup like a tacoma? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
helIy 05/31/20 11:38:00 AM #12:	i have to buy real small cars which sucks because theres not enough room for my wiener in them --- Fed unto the axioms, and I fell upon the Earth and ran. <cite>helIy posted [p:939980411] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>i have to buy real small cars which sucks because theres not enough room for my wiener in them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 05/31/20 1:04:42 PM #13:	If you have a big wiener you're allowed to have a truck if you have a legitimate need for one and you promise not to drive like an idiot. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:939983519] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>If you have a big wiener you're allowed to have a truck if you have a legitimate need for one and you promise not to drive like an idiot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HornedLion 05/31/20 1:08:30 PM #14:	captpackrat posted... If you have a big wiener you're allowed to have a truck if you have a legitimate need for one and you promise not to drive like an idiot. This guy gets it. Actually, having a big dick should allow you to buy a big truck regardless of whether or not you need it. You can be in administrative roles or other office work, and should be able to buy one. If you have a little wang, and your job requires you to have a truck then you have to apply for a special license. --- President Obama Best President in centuries. <cite>HornedLion posted [p:939983672] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>captpackrat posted... </cite> <quote>If you have a big wiener you're allowed to have a truck if you have a legitimate need for one and you promise not to drive like an idiot.</quote> This guy gets it. Actually, having a big dick should allow you to buy a big truck regardless of whether or not you need it. You can be in administrative roles or other office work, and should be able to buy one. If you have a little wang, and your job requires you to have a truck then you have to apply for a special license. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smarkil 05/31/20 3:15:00 PM #15:	i'm a grower so i have a big truck and a smart car i drive the smart car when erect and the truck when soft --- I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76 <cite>Smarkil posted [p:939988849] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>i'm a grower so i have a big truck and a smart car i drive the smart car when erect and the truck when soft </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 05/31/20 3:26:47 PM #16:	I drive an SUV (Ford Expedition) which is based on a truck (F150), so does that mean I'm actually trans? --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:939989307] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>I drive an SUV (Ford Expedition) which is based on a truck (F150), so does that mean I'm actually trans? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HornedLion 05/31/20 5:36:44 PM #17:	captpackrat posted... I drive an SUV (Ford Expedition) which is based on a truck (F150), so does that mean I'm actually trans? Now youre just over thinking it. Just dont tailgate people. ESPECIALLY in the slow(right) lane. --- President Obama Best President in centuries. <cite>HornedLion posted [p:939994263] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>captpackrat posted... </cite> <quote>I drive an SUV (Ford Expedition) which is based on a truck (F150), so does that mean I'm actually trans?</quote> Now youre just over thinking it. Just dont tailgate people. ESPECIALLY in the slow(right) lane. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 05/31/20 6:54:22 PM #18:	HornedLion posted... Now youre just over thinking it. Just dont tailgate people. ESPECIALLY in the slow(right) lane. I don't tailgate, ESPECIALLY in a vehicle that weighs well over 3-1/2 tons when loaded. In fact, I'm usually the one in the slow lane doing the speed limit. I'm not in that big of a hurry, nothing's so important I need to drive that fast. And speeding doesn't really get you all that far ahead anyway, especially in traffic. Fun fact: Driving 10 MPH faster will only get you an extra 10 miles further in one hour, but it increases your stopping distance 33% on dry pavement. Impact energy increases as the square of the speed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOFY2kT5LqA --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:939997354] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>HornedLion posted... </cite> <quote>Now youre just over thinking it. Just dont tailgate people. ESPECIALLY in the slow(right) lane.</quote>I don't tailgate, ESPECIALLY in a vehicle that weighs well over 3-1/2 tons when loaded. In fact, I'm usually the one in the slow lane doing the speed limit. I'm not in that big of a hurry, nothing's so important I need to drive that fast. And speeding doesn't really get you all that far ahead anyway, especially in traffic. Fun fact: Driving 10 MPH faster will only get you an extra 10 miles further in one hour, but it increases your stopping distance 33% on dry pavement. Impact energy increases as the square of the speed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOFY2kT5LqA </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zebatov 06/01/20 8:59:58 PM #19:	SunWuKung420 posted... Anytime, it's unsafe all the time. Im not going to get into a blocking-the-passing-lane debate here because Ill just be arguing with someone whos wrong who also wont change their mind. --- C was right. <cite>zebatov posted [p:940047733] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>Anytime, it's unsafe all the time.</quote>Im not going to get into a blocking-the-passing-lane debate here because Ill just be arguing with someone whos wrong who also wont change their mind. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 06/01/20 9:49:41 PM #20:	zebatov posted... Im not going to get into a blocking-the-passing-lane/passing-on-the-right-is-generally-a-bad-idea debate here because Ill just be arguing with someone whos wrong who also wont change their mind. End of the day, usually tailgating wouldnt happen if the people being tailgated werent idiots. in otherwords..... "two wrongs make a right" --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:940050131] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>zebatov posted...</cite> <quote> Im not going to get into a blocking-the-passing-lane/passing-on-the-right-is-generally-a-bad-idea debate here because Ill just be arguing with someone whos wrong who also wont change their mind. End of the day, usually tailgating wouldnt happen if the people being tailgated werent idiots. </quote> in otherwords..... "two wrongs make a right"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 06/02/20 5:22:37 AM #21:	SunWuKung420 posted... Tailgaters are the worst. I love when people try to defend tailgating too. Like... theres 100% no excuse for it. --- These pretzels are making me thirsty! <cite>rexcrk posted [p:940063386] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>Tailgaters are the worst.</quote>I love when people try to defend tailgating too. Like... theres 100% no excuse for it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dancer62 06/02/20 7:55:09 AM #22:	zebatov posted... Im not going to get into a blocking-the-passing-lane/passing-on-the-right-is-generally-a-bad-idea debate here because Ill just be arguing with someone whos wrong who also wont change their mind. End of the day, usually tailgating wouldnt happen if the people being tailgated werent idiots. Tailgaters are idiots and can't read speed limit signs, they judge their speed by the car ahead, if it's going 10 over, they go 10 over, 15 over, 15 over, I'll pull over when safe and let them tailgate someone else. 10 over should be fast enough for normal driving. --- If ballet was easy, it would be pointe-less <cite>dancer62 posted [p:940066015] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>zebatov posted... </cite> <quote>Im not going to get into a blocking-the-passing-lane/passing-on-the-right-is-generally-a-bad-idea debate here because Ill just be arguing with someone whos wrong who also wont change their mind. End of the day, usually tailgating wouldnt happen if the people being tailgated werent idiots.</quote>Tailgaters are idiots and can't read speed limit signs, they judge their speed by the car ahead, if it's going 10 over, they go 10 over, 15 over, 15 over, I'll pull over when safe and let them tailgate someone else. 10 over should be fast enough for normal driving. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
What_The_Chris 06/02/20 8:05:34 AM #23:	I didn't understand a single thing in the OP --- 2019 St. Louis Cardinals did alright <cite>What_The_Chris posted [p:940066271] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>I didn't understand a single thing in the OP </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 06/02/20 9:32:48 AM #24:	One thing I'll never understand. I'll be tooling along at the speed limit in the middle lane of the freeway and some moron will come flying along doing 20 over, get right behind me and slow down and start tailgating. There are TWO FREAKING LANES OPEN, YOU MORON! You could have passed me on either side and kept doing 85, but NOOOOOO, I'M supposed to get out of your way? Bonus idiot points if they start flashing their lights at me with both other lanes completely clear. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:940068633] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>One thing I'll never understand. I'll be tooling along at the speed limit in the middle lane of the freeway and some moron will come flying along doing 20 over, get right behind me and slow down and start tailgating. There are TWO FREAKING LANES OPEN, YOU MORON! You could have passed me on either side and kept doing 85, but NOOOOOO, I'M supposed to get out of your way? Bonus idiot points if they start flashing their lights at me with both other lanes completely clear. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HornedLion 06/02/20 9:42:51 AM #25:	captpackrat posted... One thing I'll never understand. I'll be tooling along at the speed limit in the middle lane of the freeway and some moron will come flying along doing 20 over, get right behind me and slow down and start tailgating. There are TWO FREAKING LANES OPEN, YOU MORON! You could have passed me on either side and kept doing 85, but NOOOOOO, I'M supposed to get out of your way? O...M...G... I thought this only happened to me. But when it happens to me... guess what theyre driving. --- President Obama Best President in centuries. <cite>HornedLion posted [p:940068949] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>captpackrat posted... </cite> <quote>One thing I'll never understand. I'll be tooling along at the speed limit in the middle lane of the freeway and some moron will come flying along doing 20 over, get right behind me and slow down and start tailgating. There are TWO FREAKING LANES OPEN, YOU MORON! You could have passed me on either side and kept doing 85, but NOOOOOO, I'M supposed to get out of your way?</quote> O...M...G... I thought this only happened to me. But when it happens to me... guess what theyre driving. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 06/02/20 10:27:23 AM #26:	dancer62 posted... I'll pull over when safe and let them tailgate someone else. 10 over should be fast enough for normal driving. I just reduce my speed by slowly letting off the throttle until they get the hint and back the fuck off. Dammit. Suddenly got bad hiccups. :( --- "Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell." <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:940070660] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>dancer62 posted... </cite> <quote>I'll pull over when safe and let them tailgate someone else. 10 over should be fast enough for normal driving.</quote>I just reduce my speed by slowly letting off the throttle until they get the hint and back the fuck off. Dammit. Suddenly got bad hiccups. :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 06/02/20 10:35:41 AM #27:	zebatov posted... Im not going to get into a blocking-the-passing-lane/passing-on-the-right-is-generally-a-bad-idea debate here because Ill just be arguing with someone whos wrong who also wont change their mind. End of the day, usually tailgating wouldnt happen if the people being tailgated werent idiots. Tailgating wouldn't happen if the tailgater wasn't an idiot. Period. Sure, somebody going slower than you want might be annoying, but tailgating is still 100% the choice of the tailgater, and accomplishes absolutely nothing except to endanger both themselves and everyone around them. There is no possible way you can blame such an unambiguously stupid decision on anyone but the one making it. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:940070998] in Fucking tr... [t:78732573]...</cite> <quote>zebatov posted... </cite> <quote>Im not going to get into a blocking-the-passing-lane/passing-on-the-right-is-generally-a-bad-idea debate here because Ill just be arguing with someone whos wrong who also wont change their mind. End of the day, usually tailgating wouldnt happen if the people being tailgated werent idiots.</quote> Tailgating wouldn't happen if the tailgater wasn't an idiot. Period. Sure, somebody going slower than you want might be annoying, but tailgating is still 100% the choice of the tailgater, and accomplishes absolutely nothing except to endanger both themselves and everyone around them. There is no possible way you can blame such an unambiguously stupid decision on anyone but the one making it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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