Current Events > If you were in middle school and didnt go to Newgrounds to play porn flash games

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NeonOctopus
05/23/20 7:07:12 PM
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you had a deprived childhood >_>

It's an important life milestone everyone experienced in their youth and I question the morals of any adult who says they haven't.

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saspa
05/23/20 7:08:23 PM
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This isn't something to brag about, more to be sheepish about
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thronedfire2
05/23/20 7:08:49 PM
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I played the violent games not the pornographic ones

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DocileOrangeCup
05/23/20 7:09:10 PM
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Vicious_Dios
05/23/20 7:09:20 PM
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They kept shutting down proxy sites, but we would always find new ones. lol

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NeonOctopus
05/23/20 7:09:33 PM
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saspa posted...
This isn't something to brag about, more to be sheepish about

NeonOctopus posted...
I question the morals of any adult who says they haven't.


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MabusIncarnate
05/23/20 7:09:38 PM
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I liked the gypsy one that gave you x-ray glasses.

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El Mexicano Texano
05/23/20 7:10:53 PM
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I don't know about you guys but I skipped that whole flash game craze and was mostly watching real life porn....also stick death not newgrounds

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NeonOctopus
05/23/20 7:10:57 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
They kept shutting down proxy sites, but we would always find new ones. lol
Some classmate in my computer class in 8th grade got caught playing some volleyball flash game where the chicks were topless and it was fucking hilarious. The teacher had some program that let her see what everyone was doing on their screens.

The best part was that he wasn't even in the back row. So literally everyone behind him could see him playing it >____>

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Austin_Era_II
05/23/20 7:11:26 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Some classmate in my computer class in 8th grade got caught looking playing some volleyball flash game where the chicks were topless and it was fucking hilarious. The teacher had some program that let her see what everyone was doing on their screens.

The best part was that he wasn't even in the back row. So literally everyone behind him could see him playing it >____>

Balls!

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MedeaLysistrata
05/23/20 7:11:48 PM
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The one with the five girls with different hair colors was cool... it was on a spaceship or something.

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saspa
05/23/20 7:12:14 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
I played the violent games not the pornographic ones

Remember the punching bin laden ones etc?
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Unknown5uspect
05/23/20 7:12:15 PM
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I spent more time watching dumb funny shit like Mortal Kombat Kamidogu.

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NeonOctopus
05/23/20 7:13:58 PM
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saspa posted...
Remember the punching bin laden ones etc?
Was that the one where it had a stage select and it was all shooting missions, but just randomly had a punch Osama Bin Laden level lol

That and Bush Shootout were goat-tier games >_> I miss flash games during the Bush era

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LordFarquad1312
05/23/20 7:15:32 PM
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I would bring emulators into computer class and play Wario Ware with my friends.

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WaterLink
05/23/20 7:15:37 PM
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saspa posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
I played the violent games not the pornographic ones

Remember the punching bin laden ones etc?

Didn't that one have boobs too
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Ivynn
05/23/20 7:15:54 PM
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Late 90s/2000s internet was such a unique time. Truly a wild west of content.

Now everything has been gentrified. :p

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KillerKhan420
05/23/20 7:16:51 PM
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Pico was awesome.

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JoeDangIt
05/23/20 7:16:52 PM
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I think kiskae was the thing when I was in middle school.
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NeonOctopus
05/23/20 7:17:03 PM
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I remember watching some Metal Gear Solid flash video and it just randomly had boobs in it lol

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YellowSUV
05/23/20 7:17:18 PM
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saspa posted...
Remember the punching bin laden ones etc?

I vaguely remember a Bush vs Bin Laden game, but don't remember if it was actually a Newgrounds game or not.

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NeonOctopus
05/23/20 7:19:29 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
I would bring emulators into computer class and play Wario Ware with my friends.
Some kid hacked unreal tournament in our school network and people in the library were playing people in the computer lab all the time. It was great! He eventually got caught and was in huge trouble for breaking into a secure network but nothing serious happened to him lol

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BeautifulBlaze
05/23/20 7:21:33 PM
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So...did anyone here actually deed to some of those Newgrounds porn games? >_>

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SauI_Goodman
05/23/20 7:22:18 PM
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i still play jake's booty call to this day.

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NeonOctopus
05/23/20 7:22:31 PM
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BeautifulBlaze posted...
So...did anyone here actually deed to some of those Newgrounds porn games? >_>
I was a horny 12yo so probably lol. I didn't know how to find real porn until way later in high school

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Hayame Zero
05/23/20 7:25:01 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Some kid hacked unreal tournament in our school network and people in the library were playing people in the computer lab all the time. It was great! He eventually got caught and was in huge trouble for breaking into a secure network but nothing serious happened to him lol
A year or two before Columbine, my friend made a Quake II map of the middle school, and even made the faculty enemies. He literally brought it to school, showed to them on the PCs, and the teachers just thought it was funny and clever.

We still talk about how crazy it was that they didn't even bat an eye at the time.

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Damn_Underscore
05/23/20 7:26:38 PM
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classic days of the internet, o if we could go back...
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NeonOctopus
05/23/20 7:28:08 PM
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The only one I can remember was Sim Girls but I know I played another one where you could date the girls but also get into an RPG fight with them if you wanted. Also one of the chicks smoked A LOT of weed >_>

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NeonOctopus
05/23/20 7:28:38 PM
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Godnorgosh posted...
Tomoko was best girl, this is generally undisputed
Duh! It's not even a contest.

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Scotty_Rogers
05/23/20 7:28:55 PM
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I don't understand why someone would go to Newgrounds for porn instead of an actual porn site. Even in middle school I was going to actual porn sites

Unless you mean playing porn flash games in school? Homie if you did that you were a loser

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monkmith
05/23/20 7:29:26 PM
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this is a litmus test.

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LordFarquad1312
05/23/20 7:29:51 PM
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Hayame Zero posted...
A year or two before Columbine, my friend made a Quake II map of the middle school, and even made the faculty enemies. He literally brought it to school, showed to them on the PCs, and the teachers just thought it was funny and clever.

We still talk about how crazy it was that they didn't even bat an eye at the time.
Those were the good ol' days and also the teachers sound chill af.

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Alex1976
05/23/20 7:30:15 PM
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I remember my first exposure to Newgrounds - my brother loaded it up on a computer at a public library that he and I were using. We started in with the one where you waste the members of Hanson - it was so damn funny I was roaring with laughter. Me and my brother nearly got thrown out of the library because of that.

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NeonOctopus
05/23/20 7:30:35 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
Unless you mean playing porn flash games in school? Homie if you did that you were a loser
lol hell no. Some weird kid did that in my computer lab. But everyone I knew played that shit at home and we would talk about it during lunch >_> Heli Attack 2 was also something EVERYONE played at school at all the time for months.

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Alucard188
05/23/20 7:30:42 PM
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I found Kissekae dolls before I found Newgrounds.

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Scotty_Rogers
05/23/20 7:31:09 PM
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Godnorgosh posted...
Tomoko was best girl, this is generally undisputed

That game was based on DNA2 right? Lol

Karin was best girl

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Turbam
05/23/20 7:31:47 PM
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NeonOctopus
05/23/20 7:31:52 PM
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Alucard188 posted...
I found Kissekae dolls before I found Newgrounds.
What's that? >_>

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Damn_Underscore
05/23/20 7:32:05 PM
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anyone remember Divine Intervention?

that game sticks out in my mind
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NeonOctopus
05/23/20 7:32:19 PM
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Turbam posted...
Real talk, why did so many flash games have drugs or drug dealing in it <__<

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Alucard188
05/23/20 7:33:29 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
What's that? >_>

Think of it as Japanese virtual papercraft dolls, except they were nude.

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Turbam
05/23/20 7:33:35 PM
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....that's a good ass question.

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Scotty_Rogers
05/23/20 7:34:17 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
lol hell no. Some weird kid did that in my computer lab. But everyone I knew played that shit at home and we would talk about it during lunch >_> Heli Attack 2 was also something EVERYONE played at school at all the time for months.

Honestly I feel my early exposure to porn fucked me for life

You talk about going to Newgrounds for porn when you was in middle school? I did that when i was in elementary school. By middle school, I was going to full on porn sites

Im sure you can imagine what high school was like for me. #incel

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nevershine
05/23/20 7:34:39 PM
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Newgrounds didnt really get popular till I was in high school. Thats when I discovered it. Dont remember really playing many games besides the drug dealer sims.

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monkmith
05/23/20 7:34:49 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Real talk, why did so many flash games have drugs or drug dealing in it <__<
maximum edge.

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NeonOctopus
05/23/20 7:35:38 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
That game was based on DNA2 right? Lol

Karin was best girl
Is that show even good? I only played the flash game which was fun >_>

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